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[QUOTE=AtlTravel;2889550] shoving my junk bare up some SW's cum laced (from the previous 5 car dates in the last hour) death trap vagina while she's disoriented from being strung out on hard candy[/QUOTE]That's only when you're with the best girl on the trail.
[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2889642]That's only when you're with the best girl on the trail.[/QUOTE]I can't seem to put enough of you on "ignore. " I feel like I am in the locker room at the junior high school.
You're a idiot.
You're an idiot.
Well, I called it first.
Well, I called is second.
Yeah, but my idiot is bigger than your idiot, douche bag.
You're a douche bag.
Well, you're a bigger douche bag.
You're a double douche bag.
I called it fist, double douche bag.
Yours doesn't count because I called it first.
Yes, it does.
No, it doesn't.
Holy shit!! In the mean time, while you fugitives from the chess club are duking it out verbally in the locker room the quarter back from the football team (me) is pobbin' the captain of the cheerleaders in the back of the team bus.
You guys really need a different hobby.
Just sayin'.
C3.
[QUOTE=AtlTravel;2889550]You're right. I'm not cut out for the SW thread. As much as I hate to admit it the thought of shoving my junk bare up some SW's cum laced (from the previous 5 car dates in the last hour) death trap vagina while she's disoriented from being strung out on hard candy makes me want to vomit just a little. It takes a special breed of disillusioned perv to be jazzed up at that thought. But through it all, we'll always have the trap to reminisce and exchange heart felt sonnets. As to Holly I wish I could tell you I was her pimp. Even my advanced pimp training wasn't sufficient to effectively manage such a perfect unicorn from 500 miles away in Atlanta (light bulb. Ah, the name makes more sense now huh?) She needs no cheerleading. If you haven't noticed, she has a line extending down I-4 just clamoring for a chance to experience her goodness.[/QUOTE]So let me get this straight, You live in Atlanta YET your nose is stuck up Jazak ass here in Orlando!! Lmfao!! Plus big nosed holly is your dream girl! LOL! Aren't there ANY hot chicks in ATLANTA? You DUMB motherfucker.
Chris5.
Please STFU!! No one is asking you to POST here in the RAT TRAP. You don't like what's going on here then get the fuck out of the TRAP asshole!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2889655]I can't seem to put enough of you on "ignore. " I feel like I am in the locker room at the junior high school.
You're a idiot.
You're an idiot.
Well, I called it first.
Well, I called is second.
Yeah, but my idiot is bigger than your idiot, douche bag.
You're a douche bag.
Well, you're a bigger douche bag.
You're a double douche bag.
I called it fist, double douche bag.
Yours doesn't count because I called it first.
Yes, it does.
No, it doesn't.
Holy shit!! In the mean time, while you fugitives from the chess club are duking it out verbally in the locker room the quarter back from the football team (me) is pobbin' the captain of the cheerleaders in the back of the team bus.
You guys really need a different hobby.
Just sayin'.
C3.[/QUOTE]Sometimes it's fun to poke the tiger, LOL! I'll go back to behaving in class now though.
[B]Hey LOSERS {C5, TH, BMM} -- It time for JOKES WITH GEORGE Part 13[/B]
1. I ask Chriss what the difference between a joke and two dicks? Chriss say he can't take a joke.
2. How many cops did it take to push Chriss down the stairs? None. He fell.
3. Chriss walk past a girl with no arms or legs sitting by the pool. The girl say she never been fucked and in her condition no one would want to fuck her, and ask if Chriss would fuck her. So Chriss kicks her into the pool and say: 'There, you fucked now'.
4. I ask Chris what do it taste like when he go down on an old lady? He say: 'Depends'.
5. In Chriss neighborhood, what do divorces and tornados have in common? Either way, some one going to lose a trailer.
6. What the first thing Chriss sister say after losing her virginity? Get off of me Bro, you crushing my cigarettes.
7. Chriss working on cure for AIDS but it going to take a while. The lab rats won't let dirty gay Chriss fuck them up the ass.
8. Chriss welcome mat at his front door read 'Please Wipe Your Knees'.
9. Chriss say ever time he take a good shit it remind him of his wet dreams.
10. Chriss say he like how music take people away to another place. Like when Chriss start singing in the restaurant and all the people got up and went to another restaurant.
11. TrailHunter and BlowMyMt are in a hot tub pushing a big turd back and forth in the water. Chriss walk in and ask: 'What the hell are you two doing?' They say: 'We teaching our baby how to swim!
12. The most amazing thing about AIDS is that it can turn a fruit like Chriss into a vegetable.
13. Chriss tell TrailHunter he got circumsized last week and show him his dick. TrailHunter tell Chriss he now look 10 years younger.
14. Chriss mustang break down last week and Chriss take the bus. The driver say: 'hey faggot, where your pearls?' Chriss say: 'pearls with corduroy, are you mad?
15. Chriss and Trailhunter went hiking when Chriss ducked behind a Bush when he felt nature calling. Suddenly Chriss called out: 'how terrible! I mis-carried! I mis-carried! Here is a little arm! There is a little leg! This is so awful!' Finally TrailHunter shouted: 'Shut up you idiot! You just shit on a frog!
16. How did Chriss parents get him to stop crying when he a baby? They stick the pacifier back in his ass.
17. Chriss pick up a SW and tell her he only want to spend 5 bucks. She say ok and Chriss puts his dick in and it the worst feeling he ever had on his dick, like sandpaper and teeth. He pulls out and tells her something wrong and ask can she do something about it. She say yes but it will cost another five bucks. She pocket the other 5 and go to the bathroom and is back in no time. Chriss put his dick back in and now its the opposite, it the best feeling he ever had, and he finish in a flash. Panting, he say that felt amazing, what did you do? She smile and tell Chriss for the extra five bucks she pick off the scabs.
18. Why don't Chriss have a check book? Because it impossible to sign you name that small with spray paint.
19. What the difference between Chriss and the girls he pick up on OBT? The girls have higher sperm counts.
20. Why do Chriss want to become Scottish and wear a kilt? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.
21. Chriss keep picking up this Ethiopian girl with a yeast infection. He call her his Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Later, LOSERS {they be Homer5, and his girls HomoHunter and BlowMyHomer}.
The Three MuskeLOSERS!
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2890185][B]Hey LOSERS {C5, TH, BMM} -- It time for JOKES WITH GEORGE Part 13[/B]
1. I ask Chriss what the difference between a joke and two dicks? Chriss say he can't take a joke.
2. How many cops did it take to push Chriss down the stairs? None. He fell.
3. Chriss walk past a girl with no arms or legs sitting by the pool. The girl say she never been fucked and in her condition no one would want to fuck her, and ask if Chriss would fuck her. So Chriss kicks her into the pool and say: 'There, you fucked now'.
4. I ask Chris what do it taste like when he go down on an old lady? He say: 'Depends'.
5. In Chriss neighborhood, what do divorces and tornados have in common? Either way, some one going to lose a trailer.
6. What the first thing Chriss sister say after losing her virginity? Get off of me Bro, you crushing my cigarettes.
7. Chriss working on cure for AIDS but it going to take a while. The lab rats won't let dirty gay Chriss fuck them up the ass.
8. Chriss welcome mat at his front door read 'Please Wipe Your Knees'.
9. Chriss say ever time he take a good shit it remind him of his wet dreams.
10. Chriss say he like how music take people away to another place. Like when Chriss start singing in the restaurant and all the people got up and went to another restaurant.
11. TrailHunter and BlowMyMt are in a hot tub pushing a big turd back and forth in the water. Chriss walk in and ask: 'What the hell are you two doing?' They say: 'We teaching our baby how to swim!
12. The most amazing thing about AIDS is that it can turn a fruit like Chriss into a vegetable.
13. Chriss tell TrailHunter he got circumsized last week and show him his dick. TrailHunter tell Chriss he now look 10 years younger.
14. Chriss mustang break down last week and Chriss take the bus. The driver say: 'hey faggot, where your pearls?' Chriss say: 'pearls with corduroy, are you mad?
15. Chriss and Trailhunter went hiking when Chriss ducked behind a Bush when he felt nature calling. Suddenly Chriss called out: 'how terrible! I mis-carried! I mis-carried! Here is a little arm! There is a little leg! This is so awful!' Finally TrailHunter shouted: 'Shut up you idiot! You just shit on a frog!
16. How did Chriss parents get him to stop crying when he a baby? They stick the pacifier back in his ass.
17. Chriss pick up a SW and tell her he only want to spend 5 bucks. She say ok and Chriss puts his dick in and it the worst feeling he ever had on his dick, like sandpaper and teeth. He pulls out and tells her something wrong and ask can she do something about it. She say yes but it will cost another five bucks. She pocket the other 5 and go to the bathroom and is back in no time. Chriss put his dick back in and now its the opposite, it the best feeling he ever had, and he finish in a flash. Panting, he say that felt amazing, what did you do? She smile and tell Chriss for the extra five bucks she pick off the scabs.
18. Why don't Chriss have a check book? Because it impossible to sign you name that small with spray paint.
19. What the difference between Chriss and the girls he pick up on OBT? The girls have higher sperm counts.
20. Why do Chriss want to become Scottish and wear a kilt? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.
21. Chriss keep picking up this Ethiopian girl with a yeast infection. He call her his Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Later, LOSERS {they be Homer5, and his girls HomoHunter and BlowMyHomer}.
The Three MuskeLOSERS![/QUOTE]Georgie haven't heard from you in 2 weeks, thought you dropped dead, Oh well.
So Sad, So PATHETIC! [URL]http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/6860be4b93cd42c6ab8f5c19dae26000/a-sad-clown-b9r0jj.jpg[/URL].
Trail Hunter Living The Dream.
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2890619]Georgie haven't heard from you in 2 weeks, thought you dropped dead, Oh well.
So Sad, So PATHETIC! [URL]http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/6860be4b93cd42c6ab8f5c19dae26000/a-sad-clown-b9r0jj.jpg[/URL].
Trail Hunter Living The Dream.[/QUOTE]Thank for showing me some love, TH. But YOUR kind of love I can do with out. Give it all to Chriss! Lmfao, you LOSERS.
You concern for me warm my heart but to answer you question, I been a bit busy these days! Eat you heart out, sucka!
[QUOTE=Chris5;2889699]So let me get this straight, You live in Atlanta YET your nose is stuck up Jazak ass here in Orlando!! Lmfao!! Plus big nosed holly is your dream girl! LOL! Aren't there ANY hot chicks in ATLANTA? You DUMB motherfucker.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Here I go again, sticking up for Chris 5 and his opinion expressed here in Rat Trap. I tell you that I am choking back the vomit now. Why does AtlTravel have any business in our Orlando thread (kind of like Swags of Daytona sticking her nose in the Orlando Rat Trap) and of course we are ALL horrified that he has his nose up the ass of Jazak. Have not seen Holly but my sense is that she is nothing special. One bad photo of her lying down on her stomach, face far from the camera does not entice me one bit.
[QUOTE=AncientOne;2890911]Why does AtlTravel have any business in our Orlando thread.[/QUOTE]AO,
Dude, there are quite a few gentlemen among the tens of thousands of members that participate in more than one city. I, for one, participate regularly in about a dozen or so cities, anywhere I go.
Trust me, there is a big world out there past the city limit sign. ATL is respected here and elsewhere.
C3.
[QUOTE=AncientOne;2890911]Here I go again, sticking up for Chris 5 and his opinion expressed here in Rat Trap. I tell you that I am choking back the vomit now. Why does AtlTravel have any business in our Orlando thread (kind of like Swags of Daytona sticking her nose in the Orlando Rat Trap) and of course we are ALL horrified that he has his nose up the ass of Jazak. Have not seen Holly but my sense is that she is nothing special. One bad photo of her lying down on her stomach, face far from the camera does not entice me one bit.[/QUOTE]Me and AncientAss have NEVER got along, that is no secret to anyone on this board, but in this case I completely agree with him on this post. Who and WHY is this weird LOSER, who supposedly lives in ATLANTA, participating on our Orlando Board and even more strange, out of the hundreds of thousands of hot young women in the state of Florida, this All Travel jackass meets and falls in love with ugly, big nose, face hiding Holly! Ancients is right when he brings up the pic with her laying on her stomach and hiding her ugly face! The beitch ain't NOTHING special! I have been saying this for month's! All Travel needs to get OUTSIDE more and has such bad taste in women, he should stay there in ATLANTA!! Are there NOT ANY hot chicks in ATLANTA? Jazak is a FAT piece of dog shit who I hopes rots in fucking hell!! Camera3 is a complete IDIOT who no one pays ANY attention to anymore. Holly is a Paradise Trail chick in waiting! Remember, I told you so.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2890683]Thank for showing me some love, TH. But YOUR kind of love I can do with out. Give it all to Chriss! Lmfao, you LOSERS.
You concern for me warm my heart but to answer you question, I been a bit busy these days! Eat you heart out, sucka![/QUOTE]Can you at least use a real chicks pic? NOT a FAKE photoshopped pic!! You fucking ass clown.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2890683]Thank for showing me some love, TH. But YOUR kind of love I can do with out. Give it all to Chriss! Lmfao, you LOSERS.
You concern for me warm my heart but to answer you question, I been a bit busy these days! Eat you heart out, sucka![/QUOTE]Not only are you PATHETIC you're also FULL OF SHIT LOL. You're out of your league, I'm the BIG Leagues, you, well you're Bush league. Psst, I got you beat.
[URL]http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/6860be4b93cd42c6ab8f5c19dae26000/a-sad-clown-b9r0jj.jpg[/URL]
Trail Hunter Livin The Dream.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2891352]Can you at least use a real chicks pic? NOT a FAKE photoshopped pic!! You fucking ass clown.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]I'm beginning to feel very sorry for you Georgie, so PATHETIC, out of touch.
Trail Hunter Livin The Dream.
Ol Chriss on the prowl again.
Ol Chriss on the prowl again.
Chriss running out of twinkie-boys. He done sucked all the cream fillings out all the twinkie-boys he no.
Here he is on the Trail trying to seduce some new twinkie-boy talent.
Lmfao!
What a putz-pussy twinkie-boy idiot!
Thought of you Savanna, when I was looking at some YouTube video's and seen this one.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEUuTNe-XNs[/URL]
I just got a PM from a guy and he wrote.
"I wasn't discouraging members from reporting on the AMP's, but simply suggesting that WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION is reported that doesn't need to be said. ".
I'm like "that is LITERALLY the definition of discouraging people from posting. It's like saying "I didn't rob the bank, I just walked in, stuck a gun in the tellers face, told her to fill a bag with money and then left. ".
Fuck.
A2.
[B]Hey LOSERS {C5, TH, BMM} -- It time for JOKES WITH GEORGE Part 14[/B]
1. How did the doctor circumsize Chriss? The doctor kick TrailHunter in the chin.
2. What did they call Chriss when he did well on an IQ test? A cheater.
3. How do you know when some one is about to say something very fucking stupid? When they start they sentence with: 'Chriss once told me. . . '.
4. What do you call Chriss black sister who has had a dozen abortions? A crime fighter.
5. Chriss is really gay. This I no. He like 'sex in the mud'. HomoHunter tell me so!
6. What do a beer bottle and Chriss have in common? They both empty from the neck up.
7. I ask Chriss how are fat beaches and mo-peds the same? He say both are fun to ride, but he don't tell his friends about them.
8. What is black and blue and hate sex? Chriss rape victims.
9. What the difference between black Chriss and a pile of dog shit? Eventually the pile of dog shit will turn white and stop stinking.
10. I ask Chriss what the worst thing about eating vegetables? He say putting them back in the wheelchair when he done.
11. What were the best four years of Chriss life? Third grade.
12. How do you keep Chriss out of you back yard? Move the trash cans to the front yard.
13. Chriss say getting girls to have sex with him is like getting ketchup out of a bottle. It easy when he have a knife.
14. What do you call a barn full of Chriss elderly black relatives? Antique farm equipment.
15. What the smartest thing to come out of Chriss mouth? Einstein's dick.
16. Okay, plum run out of Chriss jokes. Give me a break. It been 14 weeks running!
17. But do not be sad.
18. Chriss and TH {aka HomoHunter} still posting here.
19. They posts are joke enough.
20. Ever one laughing at them ever day!
21. I been in the Trap about 4 months now.
22. Chriss learnt not to mess with me.
23. Not because he scared of me. He just a COWARD.
24. The boy got the cajones of a snail!
25. Grow a pair, you putz-pussy!
Later, LOSER.
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2899118][B]Hey LOSERS {C5, TH, BMM} -- It time for JOKES WITH GEORGE Part 14[/B]
1. How did the doctor circumsize Chriss? The doctor kick TrailHunter in the chin.
2. What did they call Chriss when he did well on an IQ test? A cheater.
3. How do you know when some one is about to say something very fucking stupid? When they start they sentence with: 'Chriss once told me. . . '.
4. What do you call Chriss black sister who has had a dozen abortions? A crime fighter.
5. Chriss is really gay. This I no. He like 'sex in the mud'. HomoHunter tell me so!
6. What do a beer bottle and Chriss have in common? They both empty from the neck up.
7. I ask Chriss how are fat beaches and mo-peds the same? He say both are fun to ride, but he don't tell his friends about them.
8. What is black and blue and hate sex? Chriss rape victims.
9. What the difference between black Chriss and a pile of dog shit? Eventually the pile of dog shit will turn white and stop stinking.
10. I ask Chriss what the worst thing about eating vegetables? He say putting them back in the wheelchair when he done.
11. What were the best four years of Chriss life? Third grade.
12. How do you keep Chriss out of you back yard? Move the trash cans to the front yard.
13. Chriss say getting girls to have sex with him is like getting ketchup out of a bottle. It easy when he have a knife.
14. What do you call a barn full of Chriss elderly black relatives? Antique farm equipment.
15. What the smartest thing to come out of Chriss mouth? Einstein's dick.
16. Okay, plum run out of Chriss jokes. Give me a break. It been 14 weeks running!
17. But do not be sad.
18. Chriss and TH {aka HomoHunter} still posting here.
19. They posts are joke enough.
20. Ever one laughing at them ever day!
21. I been in the Trap about 4 months now.
22. Chriss learnt not to mess with me.
23. Not because he scared of me. He just a COWARD.
24. The boy got the cajones of a snail!
25. Grow a pair, you putz-pussy!
Later, LOSER.[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/no-more-twinkies-14.jpg[/URL]
See ya Georgie. Lmfao.
Trail Hunter.
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2899118][B]Hey LOSERS {C5, TH, BMM} -- It time for JOKES WITH GEORGE Part 14[/B]
1. How did the doctor circumsize Chriss? The doctor kick TrailHunter in the chin.
2. What did they call Chriss when he did well on an IQ test? A cheater.
3. How do you know when some one is about to say something very fucking stupid? When they start they sentence with: 'Chriss once told me. . . '.
4. What do you call Chriss black sister who has had a dozen abortions? A crime fighter.
5. Chriss is really gay. This I no. He like 'sex in the mud'. HomoHunter tell me so!
6. What do a beer bottle and Chriss have in common? They both empty from the neck up.
7. I ask Chriss how are fat beaches and mo-peds the same? He say both are fun to ride, but he don't tell his friends about them.
8. What is black and blue and hate sex? Chriss rape victims.
9. What the difference between black Chriss and a pile of dog shit? Eventually the pile of dog shit will turn white and stop stinking.
10. I ask Chriss what the worst thing about eating vegetables? He say putting them back in the wheelchair when he done.
11. What were the best four years of Chriss life? Third grade.
12. How do you keep Chriss out of you back yard? Move the trash cans to the front yard.
13. Chriss say getting girls to have sex with him is like getting ketchup out of a bottle. It easy when he have a knife.
14. What do you call a barn full of Chriss elderly black relatives? Antique farm equipment.
15. What the smartest thing to come out of Chriss mouth? Einstein's dick.
16. Okay, plum run out of Chriss jokes. Give me a break. It been 14 weeks running!
17. But do not be sad.
18. Chriss and TH {aka HomoHunter} still posting here.
19. They posts are joke enough.
20. Ever one laughing at them ever day!
21. I been in the Trap about 4 months now.
22. Chriss learnt not to mess with me.
23. Not because he scared of me. He just a COWARD.
24. The boy got the cajones of a snail!
25. Grow a pair, you putz-pussy!
Later, LOSER.[/QUOTE]Bye bye LOSER!! LOL!!
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2900136]Is this a different Vanessa from the other one you promoted that bled on mongers and blackmailed members?
Swags.[/QUOTE]Different girl completely. BTW, the other girl named Vanessa that I reviewed a few years ago was great when I saw her. I guess she ran with the wrong crowd.
[QUOTE=Vino7373;2900280]Different girl completely. BTW, the other girl named Vanessa that I reviewed a few years ago was great when I saw her. I guess she ran with the wrong crowd.[/QUOTE]Dude sometimes it's best just to STFU! You will never learn to keep that big ugly mouth shut! Swags can post wherever the fuck she chooses! Who are you to tell her when and where she can post. You know I was visiting Daytona a couple of weeks ago and I met up with swags for a quick drink. Swags has the body of a 20 something year old chick! Her ass is still perfectly big and round. So stop trying to HATE! You obviously have no life at all.
Hey Swags, looks like you have another stalker!! LOL!!
I didn't bother to check back on this page because I thought you fellas had more sense than to disagree, but apparently you have more "cents" than sense. I'm not chiming in to cause a commotion, but wanted to share my opinion...being real. Fellas, when it's all said and done, the price is set by US, Yes! That's right, [B]you guys![/B] You can deny it all you want, but the "value" of something (or someone) is based on your perception and what the last person paid for it! Don't believe me? Go to Ebay. Economics 101.
Too many of you put these girls too high up on the pedestal and give in to your weakness (pussy) and let your little head lead the way. Not trying to get into a pissing match, but I'm going to be real here! Who is the "hunter" and who is the "hunted?" A lot of you put too much value on the pussy and not on yourselves...kinda sad really. And you wonder why women treat men like they do.
Now I get that it's your money and you can spend it however you want and blah, blah, blah....fair enough, but don't complain when you see rates steadily climbing like they are. I, for one, will never put out that kind of coin for pussy, no way! I just can't bring myself to do it. I'm not broke and I intend to stay that way.
I like to have fun just like everyone else in here, but I have a limit. And until you all get that, nothing will change. I bet these girls give it up for free everyday to the "right" guy and charge the rest of you. LOL!
Anyway, this is my take on it, take this message however you want, but if you're going to be butt-hurt about it, then you're even lesser of man than you thought.
BTW, I don't miss out on anything. I get laid for free! I play with civvies more often than not. I just do this for fun when I want NSA. And I could care less what these "SB's" think, I'm the prize, not them!
Have a great day! :)
Sin
[QUOTE=JohnHandCock;2889101]This is life. Your going to have guys who have the money or have to scrape it together to pay that. I have no problem with that because there is always someone who has more to spend. Yes then that girl tells a friend and they expect to get it. So what do you do, move on plenty of girls out there that don't ask big dollars. Back to the bargain basement for most LOL.
I don't label girls gps because who am I to tell them their value. I wish them luck and move on. I'm sure those sb who you offer $ laugh and call us broke ass wannabe sds.
So what bothers me is all the sex workers on the sites who the guys call sb's. Most need to be reviewed in the escort section not in a sb thread.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Abcxyz1234;2889404]I don't know what SA you have a membership on, but the SA membership I have doesn't take me to a web site where girls are sold off to anyone who wants them. There are two parties involved. The ones with the money and the ones with the goodies. Neither side has a monopoly on anything. If $700 is out of the question for a particular girl she will quickly find out. If she it hot enough to support the figure then you might get priced out. I agree with tellmewhy. There is no set pricing. If you think otherwise you are bound to miss out on some opportunity (likely to be top shelf poon).[/QUOTE]