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I went to M-1 as well. This was about a week ago. Can't recall her name, but we had a heck of a time. We started Canadian, but after just a few minutes that wasn't doing it for me, so I started hitting it French and that was amazing. But then she started rambling incoherently. I've had Koreans speaking Greek and Russian before, but I think this was German, which was a first for me. Then another girl came in, who I thought was also Korean, but the Korean girl said she was Chinese. I noticed she had a Brazilian, which turned me on. They flipped me together and gave me my first Italian, which kind of grossed me out at first, but then really got me off. Finally, we got on the floor and finished Ethiopian, with an Australian twist.

As I left, my whole "world" was spinning. I tell you, this hobby is going global!

[QUOTE=AtUggIn64;1666662]Thanks for the intel, was your massage recent? Where extras just basic or more in the menu?[/QUOTE]You can search for "Melissa" and get the low down on her.

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Holy hell man, I have to get passport! LOL

I can imagine the conversation at the post office....

"Ahh, so you need a passport, planning on traveling abroad sir?"

"Nope, just riding a broad or two!"

"Err... ok.. So how will you be traveling? Airline, ship or train?"

"Nope, missionary, cowgirl and doggy!"



[QUOTE=TwistedBrother; 1667388]I went to M-1 as well. This was about a week ago. Can't recall her name, but we had a heck of a time. We started Canadian, but after just a few minutes that wasn't doing it for me, so I started hitting it French and that was amazing. But then she started rambling incoherently. I've had Koreans speaking Greek and Russian before, but I think this was German, which was a first for me. Then another girl came in, who I thought was also Korean, but the Korean girl said she was Chinese. I noticed she had a Brazilian, which turned me on. They flipped me together and gave me my first Italian, which kind of grossed me out at first, but then really got me off. Finally, we got on the floor and finished Ethiopian, with an Australian twist.

As I left, my whole "world" was spinning. I tell you, this hobby is going global![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gozno69; 1667769]Holy hell man, I have to get passport! LOL.

I can imagine the conversation at the post office.

"Ahh, so you need a passport, planning on traveling abroad sir?"

"Nope, just riding a broad or two!"

"Err. Ok. So how will you be traveling? Airline, ship or train?"

"Nope, missionary, cowgirl and doggy!"[/QUOTE]Can someone fill me in on all the country referances I. E Brazilian, Ethiopian, German, Italian. Really?

[QUOTE=gigaman;1662688]So, did you see Brooke? How much did you end up paying for the massage session?[/QUOTE]Yes, the upsell is either 75 or 100.

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother; 1667388]I went to M-1 as well. This was about a week ago. Can't recall her name, but we had a heck of a time. We started Canadian, but after just a few minutes that wasn't doing it for me, so I started hitting it French and that was amazing. But then she started rambling incoherently. I've had Koreans speaking Greek and Russian before, but I think this was German, which was a first for me. Then another girl came in, who I thought was also Korean, but the Korean girl said she was Chinese. I noticed she had a Brazilian, which turned me on. They flipped me together and gave me my first Italian, which kind of grossed me out at first, but then really got me off. Finally, we got on the floor and finished Ethiopian, with an Australian twist.

As I left, my whole "world" was spinning. I tell you, this hobby is going global![/QUOTE]You truly are Twisted! Good one LOL

[QUOTE=HeywoodJablomi;1666491]"English"? What's that? It sounds like "Canadian," so I think I might like it! LOL. Seriously, though, thanks for the report. Sugar must be relatively new. I haven't seen her, or heard much about her here.[/QUOTE]I believe "English" is a language spoken in the United States.

[QUOTE=Gozno69; 1667769]Holy hell man, I have to get passport! LOL.

I can imagine the conversation at the post office.

"Ahh, so you need a passport, planning on traveling abroad sir?"

"Nope, just riding a broad or two!"

"Err. Ok. So how will you be traveling? Airline, ship or train?"

"Nope, missionary, cowgirl and doggy!"[/QUOTE] (Originally Posted by TwistedBrother)

I went to M-1 as well. This was about a week ago. Can't recall her name, but we had a heck of a time. We started Canadian, but after just a few minutes that wasn't doing it for me, so I started hitting it French and that was amazing. But then she started rambling incoherently. I've had Koreans speaking Greek and Russian before, but I think this was German, which was a first for me. Then another girl came in, who I thought was also Korean, but the Korean girl said she was Chinese. I noticed she had a Brazilian, which turned me on. They flipped me together and gave me my first Italian, which kind of grossed me out at first, but then really got me off. Finally, we got on the floor and finished Ethiopian, with an Australian twist.

As I left, my whole "world" was spinning. I tell you, this hobby is going global!

LMBO! I'm sure if you get back to the USA, there will be a "Cleveland Steamer" also. LOL

Stopped by when I was on the East side a few days ago. Had not been here for a few years and wanted to see if the same service was still being offered. Late 30's something Korean babe who did a very good massage and then a little tease before the flip and then left me very happy. It's nice to get a good rub before the tug, as some of the AAMP's really rush you and don't relax you.

[QUOTE=QuestForFun; 1667355]English = you can understand her when she communicates with you.

Who the heck started using (Canadian) in place of greek?

Must be the same genius that started $ instead of 100.[/QUOTE]I agree that the $ convention was lame. But the Canadian thing is funny. It's a good local inside joke. If you missed it, see #3386.

[QUOTE=Namb1;1667932]Yes, the upsell is either 75 or 100.[/QUOTE]Is Brooke pretty hot? What is her rate for a nude hr with a nice ending?

What are the rates like here? Standard plus tip, or is there an upsell for the H. E.

[QUOTE=Jennabain;1668755]Stopped by when I was on the East side a few days ago. Had not been here for a few years and wanted to see if the same service was still being offered. Late 30's something Korean babe who did a very good massage and then a little tease before the flip and then left me very happy. It's nice to get a good rub before the tug, as some of the AAMP's really rush you and don't relax you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jennabain;1668755]Stopped by when I was on the East side a few days ago. Had not been here for a few years and wanted to see if the same service was still being offered. Late 30's something Korean babe who did a very good massage and then a little tease before the flip and then left me very happy. It's nice to get a good rub before the tug, as some of the AAMP's really rush you and don't relax you.[/QUOTE]Interesting you should say that. I found if I am really interested in a good massage (CMT quality) I like a bit of sensual massage and HJ first. Followed by the "real" massage. Nothing like it to get you relaxed. Now, if we just talking your typoical MP (or AMP) experience then that is a different story.

Do any of the girls swallow?

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;1670492]Interesting you should say that. I found if I am really interested in a good massage (CMT quality) I like a bit of sensual massage and HJ first. Followed by the "real" massage. Nothing like it to get you relaxed. Now, if we just talking your typoical MP (or AMP) experience then that is a different story.[/QUOTE]You know. I better give this reverse a try. You are probably right about being real relaxed! Thanks!