Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Ilapp; 1424386]Otherwise you would know about the book I wrote and all the chapters that guys here donated. There was talk lately about a Volume two, but after a while no matter how amusing and unique the stories were they most all had similar threads and endings. Not quite all, but damn near. All I can say is, sorry about your luck bro, this ain't going to be pretty.

P, S. Oops, I forgot to add, I have dates planned with three of them this weekend, but if you had read the book you would know what that is worth LOL probably sorry about mine too[/QUOTE]I should have added though that if you are a smelly, lowlife, unemployed leech living off the money she gets from guys like you and are probably an abuser and user, you probably have a much better shot at true love with her. They can't help it though, hey just really love them.

You should read back and find some of the stretches where we shared lots of stories for the book, you will laugh, you will cry, and probably you will turnandrun. However, if she ever ask you for money to cremate her cat, you will know its true love and you are in.

My best friend is an ex-stripper, she met her husband while dancing but they are a rare case.

She always told me that at least 90% of the dancers were either drug / alcohol addicts or so stupid they were functionally retarded.

[QUOTE=Ilapp; 1425364]I should have added though that if you are a smelly, lowlife, unemployed leech living off the money she gets from guys like you and are probably an abuser and user, you probably have a much better shot at true love with her. They can't help it though, hey just really love them.

You should read back and find some of the stretches where we shared lots of stories for the book, you will laugh, you will cry, and probably you will turnandrun. However, if she ever ask you for money to cremate her cat, you will know its true love and you are in.[/QUOTE]They do love some absolutely terrible guys. I agree it makes no sense. I will go back through and look. I really appreciate the jokes, stories and the unanimous advice to forget about it. I might wait a couple of weeks, wonder back in there, and see if she wants to get together for a dinner. Any sign of hesitation on that and I'll definitely just forget about it. They really know how to play in to that feeling of falling deeply in to lust, don't they? I should just stick to escorts. Never fallen in love with one of them!

Anyway, where are you guys going for the quality of ladies that tended to be in BBF before all the BS with them? I've not found many girls I could actually have a conversation with about anything other than her 3 kids and suitcase pimp and / or her desire to get a psychology degree because she's so good at people (but then not even actually understanding the difference between astrology and psychology.) I like nice looking girls with brains. That is probably entirely too much to ask but maybe you guys know?

I really do appreciate the banter, shenanigans and advice you guys have for everyone. I'll try to jump in to the conversations a bit more when I have something worth saying. Otherwise I'll leave it up to you professionals (damn introvert-edness.)

[QUOTE=Nostra3;1424171]Have any of you guys ever fallen for a stripper? I have been at this for a long time but recently one from BBF has got me all smitten. Obviously this is a poor idea for my wallet, my life, and my sanity. How do you get over it? Have you ever actually had a "real" connection with a stripper that turned out to be more than just a few hundred bucks a week in her pocket for a little smoochy smoochy? Ahhhhh, damn. Advice appreciated.[/QUOTE]I've dated several strippers in the past and it was nothing more than a pain in the ass. One thing we as hobbiest have to remember is how strippers make their money. They make money from us guys. The objective of strippers is to make as much money as possible. There are two ways that strippers can make more money than standard. One is to prostitute with the customers she meets at the club. The other way is to manipulate a customer into thinking a normal relationship outside the club is possible. This usually results in the customer only spending his money on that stripper and once the money is gone, so is the "relationship".

My best advice in this situation is to look out for yourself first and not fall into a deceitful trap brought on by a stripper. Go to strip clubs and see them for what they are there for. To get horny spending time and money with a half naked women. If you do want to venture into the "relationship" aspect with a stripper, make sure you test the waters first and not just jump in. Try not spending your money on her at the club and see how she reacts. You may even get dances with other dancers and see her reation from that. If she gets pissed off, then you know that there isn't a relationship that would be healthy and chances are it was just her after your money.

Here's a little report from BBF which I visited on yesterday evening at around 5 till maybe 8:30 or so.

I was again confronted with a girl-Nevada that I had seen before. She stopped by not too long after I had sat down. She didn't remember me from the previous time back a few months ago but that's not at all surprising-LOL. She was the only black girl working at this time and I had a couch session with her before. However, she's very pushy which I don't particularly like. I play around with her like I'm not interested in going back with her which always gets a rise out of her-I guess she likes a challenge or she's fucking broke and needs the money bad. Anyway, I tell her to come back 'round later.

A few moments later a very nice brunette with a nice little' ass-Rochelle stops by and gives me a table dance. She was fucking hott and I remember her from a few months back. Her pole action is nice. She looks like a veteran and prolly not too much older than me (early 30s) but you can't tell at all. I prolly should've asked her for some couch time but she didn't offer so. Guess she missed out. Maybe next time.

So then the DROUGHT began. Noone fucking came by the table again for almost 2 hours. It was crazy. I thought maybe it was my location so I moved and nothing. Most of the girls were sitting down probably entertaining regulars but damn, I've never seen such a lack of activity.

Anyway, Nevada finally comes back and I was left with no choice (fuck it). Took'er to the couch and felt all on'er like I always do. She put our mouf in my lap and like did this vibration thing. I thought it was hilarious but it felt nice. So I goes to pay'er after 2 songs and she comes hustlin' me for a tip. I was like."are you serious". Just her attitude about it was like WTF. She come tellin me about her bumper falling off and shit and I was like. I don't really fucking care about all that. Her tip went down the longer she talked about the tip. The thing is, if you are polite about it, I'll gladly give to you with repeat service. Guess she didn't get it. So I won't be seein her again.

So now I'm running out of time because I need to go, so I sit over by the bar that's closest to the couch area (call it back bar) and post up on a stool.

Then this Latina comes on the stage and I have a severe "thang" for Latina's. I normally don't tip when they on the pole (it ain't worth it to me) but I figured I'd slide 'er a few bucks and she'd stop by when she got off the pole. She was hot-long black hair and I don't remember her name. Nice tittays and shit but maybe she just ate or somethin cause her breath was not so nice. Anyway, the investment didn't pay be / see when she got off the pole she sat with some cat that I think she knew but hadn't given her shit the whole time. Oh well. On to the next one.

Then a nice brunette with long ass hair comes out of no-fuckin' where and walks up to me asking if I want a lap dance, of course I say sure. She had the build that I like small breasts and if she had a booty I could palm we was headed to the couch. She turns around and hot-fuckin-damn perfection. I ask her her name-Wendy and I was like let's hit the couch.

This girl had a nice attitude she did some nice grinding, booty shaking shit and let my hands run free-she was soft as hell too. Once again, nice girl. I went 2 rounds with her but on the 2nd round she didn't do much-not sure if it was lack of experience or she ran out of ideas. But luckily she could hold somewhat of a descent conversation so I didn't mind. I got hard, got close, felt'er up. Done deal and I was out. She told me to remember her next time. Prolly be / see I tipped her nicely. I told'er I'd try. Then I bounced.

Here's a report from BBF that I visited yesterday (Saturday) from around 5:30 till 8:30 or so.

I was again confronted with a girl-Nevada that I had seen before. She stopped by not too long after I had sat down. She didn't remember me from the previous time back a few months ago but that's not at all surprising-LOL. She was the only black girl working at this time and I had a couch session with her before. However, she's very pushy which I don't particularly like. I play around with her like I'm not interested in going back with her which always gets a rise out of her-I guess she likes a challenge or she's fucking broke and needs the money bad. Anyway, I tell her to come back 'round later.

A few moments later a very nice brunette with a nice little' ass-Rochelle stops by and gives me a table dance. She was fucking hott and I remember her from a few months back. Her pole action is nice. She looks like a veteran and prolly not too much older than me (early 30s) but you can't tell at all. I prolly should've asked her for some couch time but she didn't offer so. Guess she missed out. Maybe next time.

So then the drought began. Noone fucking came by the table again for almost 2 hours. It was crazy. I thought maybe it was my location so I moved and nothing. Most of the girls were sitting down probably entertaining regulars but damn, I've never seen such a lack of activity.

Anyway, Nevada finally comes back and I was left with no choice (fuck it). Took'er to the couch and felt all on'er like I always do. She put our mouf in my lap and like did this vibration thing. I thought it was hilarious but it felt nice. So I goes to pay'er after 2 songs and she comes hustlin' me for a tip. I was like."are you serious". Just her attitude about it was like WTF. She come tellin me about her bumper falling off and shit and I was like. I don't really fucking care about all that. Her tip went down the longer she talked about the tip. The thing is, if you are polite about it, I'll gladly give to you with repeat service. Guess she didn't get it. So I won't be seein her again.

So now I'm running out of time because I need to go, so I sit over by the bar that's closest to the couch area (call it back bar) and post up on a stool.

Then this Latina comes on the stage and I have a severe "thang" for Latina's. I normally don't tip when they on the pole (it ain't worth it to me) but I figured I'd slide 'er a few bucks and she'd stop by when she got off the pole. She was hot-long black hair and I don't remember her name. Nice tittays and shit but maybe she just ate or somethin cause her breath was not so nice. Anyway, the investment didn't pay be / see when she got off the pole she sat with some cat that I think she knew but hadn't given her shit the whole time. Oh well. On to the next one.

Then a nice brunette with long ass hair comes out of no-fuckin' where and walks up to me asking if I want a lap dance, of course I say sure. She had the build that I like small breasts and if she had a booty I could palm we was headed to the couch. She turns around and hot-fuckin-damn perfection. I ask her her name-Wendy and I was like let's hit the couch.

This girl had a nice attitude she did some nice grinding, booty shaking shit and let my hands run free-she was soft as hell too. Once again, nice girl. I went 2 rounds with her but on the 2nd round she didn't do much-not sure if it was lack of experience or she ran out of ideas. But luckily she could hold somewhat of a descent conversation so I didn't mind. I got hard, got close, felt'er up. Done deal and I was out. She told me to remember her next time. Prolly be / see I tipped her nicely. I told'er I'd try. Then I bounced.

[QUOTE=Ilapp; 1424386]Otherwise you would know about the book I wrote and all the chapters that guys here donated. There was talk lately about a Volume two, but after a while no matter how amusing and unique the stories were they most all had similar threads and endings. Not quite all, but damn near. All I can say is, sorry about your luck bro, this ain't going to be pretty.

P, S. Oops, I forgot to add, I have dates planned with three of them this weekend, but if you had read the book you would know what that is worth LOL probably sorry about mine too[/QUOTE]Damn you Ilapp! I never got the commision money you promised me for my contribution to your book!

[QUOTE=Chill Pill;1427003]Damn you Ilapp! I never got the commision money you promised me for my contribution to your book![/QUOTE]It is so good to see you here again old friend. I do miss our old excursions. To the guy who asked the question the other day, let me introduce you to the man responsible for chapters 49 thru 72. I would have been glad to share the money with you but sadly I haven't found anyone to publish it yet. Every time I submit it they all say the same thing, it breaks no new ground, they have heard the same stories a thousand times before. But I would be glad to buy you a beer and see if one of us can find a start to a new chapter

[QUOTE=Ilapp;1427013]It is so good to see you here again old friend. I do miss our old excursions. To the guy who asked the question the other day, let me introduce you to the man responsible for chapters 49 thru 72. I would have been glad to share the money with you but sadly I haven't found anyone to publish it yet. Every time I submit it they all say the same thing, it breaks no new ground, they have heard the same stories a thousand times before. But I would be glad to buy you a beer and see if one of us can find a start to a new chapter[/QUOTE]That would be great, sometime I'll drop you a line when I'll be dropping by the BBF. I miss the afternoon monger bashes we used to have there. But sadly, I'm afraid you are right as usual. All new stories are same ole shit. Differerent shitter, at least one good thing though, not near the drama. I haven't been fixing any cars, or getting any texts or calls from angry so called boyfriends.

I have always enjoyed SC but unfortunately I don't get to spend much time going any more. I'm coming to town in a few days and plan to spend Friday late afternoon and night visiting a few. I hesitate to ask questions here as I have little to nothing to offer in return as I don't get to town that often. But if you will indulge me I do have a few.

I read this forum frequently and am aware of the displeasure of the price hike at BBF. Last year when I stopped (Saturday Night) it was so busy, I only had 1 girl come around and ask me for a couch dance. I won't be going back on a weekend again.

I'm staying on the west side (airport) but am not opposed to driving to the east side if I need to.

I've not heard much on the Rio, as I remember it was kinda a late night place. Is it worth checking out? What about Rick's, have they come down off their high horse yet? Worth a look? I know I'll stick my head in CC, I've always had a good time there. Open for suggestions.

Yeah, I know way too many questions.

Sadly, the sc's are not what they were 10 years ago.

Thanks in advance, bobup

Which one of you shot up Patty's last night?

[QUOTE=Jcat69; 1425345]Hi guys,

Newb here with my first post. I've been stalking this site for months now receiving a lot of good info, so I figured I'd pay my dues and try to give some back.

I'll start with my recent visit to the new and improved Silk. It was a Friday night. I got there around 9:30pm. I had actually stopped by here a couple of weeks before (for only a few minutes) and noticed that there were a good amount of dancers and the quality was much better than in the past. Anyway, on this visit the dancer quality wasn't quite as good. It may have been because it was early in the night shift and all the girls hadn't showed up yet, I don't know.

Anyway, a decent looking dancer sat with me and I bought her a drink. The first thing you notice about this girl is her unusual body type. Large, natural breasts on a very petite body frame. We chatted a bit and I found out she was in her late twenties and had been dancing for about five years. I decided because of her experience (and those big beautiful breasts) , I would accept if she asked for a couch dance. She did and off we went to the ten dollar room.

It's semi-secluded, but it is right by where the door men are. She had me sit where, I believe, she thought we'd have the most privacy. The first couch dance was great with a lot of roaming allowed. My hands seemed to always go for the breasts. I was definitely going to get another dance. I could instantly tell she was a veteran and knew what she was doing. I continued to get dances because she told me they only get better. She wasn't lying. With each dance, I had more freedom with my hands and mouth. I got five dances in all and felt like it was worth every penny.

Ok, there's my first report. I've become a regular at a few clubs and I have much more to write but I figured this would be a good start. BTW I know this dancer's stage name but I believe the etiquette on here is to not post it. Let me know on that.[/QUOTE]Great first report! I keep forgetting about this place I had some fun times there last Fall.

When bbf upped their prices, I started looking for alternatives. Read through a many a posts on here to guide my expenses. (thanks to all the seniors for their wisdom) I only get to venture out once a month or two, and only during the weekday afternoons. I found Dancers on the westside to be a new favorite. Lots of lovely younger ladies who seem eager to please. On my second trip there I even scored some digits. Not that I was able to take it anywhere, but it was definitely a first for me in the clubs. YMMV, but I don't remember reading any had reviews.

Drinks prices are a bit higher than at bbf, but they're not water down in my experience either. Good luck while your here. Let us know how it goes.

[QUOTE=Bobup; 1428058]I have always enjoyed SC but unfortunately I don't get to spend much time going any more. I'm coming to town in a few days and plan to spend Friday late afternoon and night visiting a few. I hesitate to ask questions here as I have little to nothing to offer in return as I don't get to town that often. But if you will indulge me I do have a few.

I read this forum frequently and am aware of the displeasure of the price hike at BBF. Last year when I stopped (Saturday Night) it was so busy, I only had 1 girl come around and ask me for a couch dance. I won't be going back on a weekend again.

I'm staying on the west side (airport) but am not opposed to driving to the east side if I need to.

I've not heard much on the Rio, as I remember it was kinda a late night place. Is it worth checking out? What about Rick's, have they come down off their high horse yet? Worth a look? I know I'll stick my head in CC, I've always had a good time there. Open for suggestions.

Yeah, I know way too many questions.

Sadly, the sc's are not what they were 10 years ago.

Thanks in advance, bobup[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mr Popular;1428289]Great first report! I keep forgetting about this place I had some fun times there last Fall.[/QUOTE]Well, If it isn't the venerable Mr P! Good to hear from you! Have you ever heard of a little hole in the wall called Lenny's off Morris? I heard it might be a great place to check out on any given night. I think they are closed Sundays tho.

[QUOTE=Chill Pill;1428992]Well, If it isn't the venerable Mr P! Good to hear from you! Have you ever heard of a little hole in the wall called Lenny's off Morris? I heard it might be a great place to check out on any given night. I think they are closed Sundays tho.[/QUOTE]Yes I drove by there with a horny friend the other week had a great time!