Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Ohiohighlander;1427088]On Sunday, went to Hollywood and Miss Kitties. Hollywood was about the same as ever, although they seemed to have lowered the bar somewhat on the girls, although most were 8ish. Miss Kitties on the other hand was very disappointing. It was the first time I had been there since ownership has changed, and while the looks of the girls have improved, the contact was way down. In addition, the dancers were pitiful. Actually left my drink there partially full. No plans on going back. If MK wants to be like a cheaper version of HW, might as well just go to HW.[/QUOTE]I don't see that place making without Humphrey or bringing Chuck back.

Happened to have some time last night so a trip to little Somalia was in order. First stop was C-Mowes. It was dead, several cars outside, I was the only customer. Talent was seriously lacking, maybe four girls. Had a beer and bought a couple girls a shot. After buying them a shot and before it was even delivered, they tried to sell me on a three way. Wanted $$+ house fee each. I told them no thanks. She immediately says "well the drinks don't count, you still have to tip us". I'm staring at her in disbelief. Didn't finish my beer, just shook my head and left.

Next stop was Dollies, about 8 girls working. Early 20's AA girl named Foxy offers her big glossy lips for service. We talked for a few at the bar where she rubbed my lap a bit. She offered a BJ for. 40, I thought WTF. Sounds good enough. Then she disappears. About ten minutes goes by, still no sign of her. Set ends, new girl takes the stage, I left. Checked out Blondies, dead as a doornail, two fatties and a Wildebeast. Decided to go back to Dollies to check on that BJ I ordered. Went in got another beer, and found a chair. Foxy spots me and asks "where did you go"? Before I could answer, she went in the back

Again. I should have just bailed, but I figured that BJ was still coming. Eventually Foxy took the stage, after her set she came

To see "if I was ready"? Web behind the beads, where she held open a Crown Royal bag wanting her BJ money. I explained

That I do not pay first, but would do half now half when done. She was clearly puzzled. About this time she checks her phone

And sends a text. Finally when things were settled she handed me a cover and said "put this on". Uh. No thanks, that's your

Gig (besides, my earlier erection is now a distant memory). She began whining about her nails "getting in the way". I'm

Starting to think "is this for real"? Am I being "punked"? Eventually she got the cover on and the party rolling. In the spirit of

Things, I reached for a boob, which she blocked my hand. WTF? Played with them quite a bit outside the private area. She

Says "that's extra". I didn't even ask how much, just thought OK, she's doing the BJ, you might be here for a while. A little

Boob action would have popped things in short order, go ahead, earn it. What followed was the most boring, monotonous,

Mechanical CBJ in the history of Dollies. I'd recommend porn and self service before another Foxy BJ. To her credit, she did get are done.

Visited with Journey a few weeks back at Miss Kitty's. Was working as server, but made it obvious that she does privates on her Friday and Saturday day shifts. Very interesting experience, in that she was very cool, talkative, even fun outside on the floor; a cool chick, basically. In back, a total tiger, at the right price. I left happy, and didn't expect to, considering the rooms there. I will say that if you're a body type guy, she's a plus-sized girl, with possibly the biggest booty I've come across in my life, in- or out of the hobby. But her body's still very tight, if that makes sense. Firm, nice skin and a nice rack, too. Cute girl. Didn't expect any of the visit, but very pleased by the end.

O314

Nice report bigjohn. Very good read.

Two comments:

Still have to tip them for what? I would have done the same thing.

It always amazes me when a dancer strike a deal and then disappears.

[QUOTE=Purleybaker; 1428341]Nice report bigjohn. Very good read.

Two comments:

Still have to tip them for what? I would have done the same thing.

It always amazes me when a dancer strike a deal and then disappears.[/QUOTE]I don't know what happened to my other post. I didn't have 42 paragraph breaks before I posted it.

That was the oddest Wash Park visit I've had in some time. Apparently Jennifer (at Dollies) won't let the girls smoke on the floor anymore, thus the new improved disappearing stripper club. Pretty much all the girls were in the back (or wherever) smoking at any given moment.

Particularly frustrating when the club is slow, and you still can't get their attention. Don't you girls get it? The dudes could all be sexually frustrated, treated indifferently at home. Almost nobody goes to titty bars for the cheap beer and fine food.

And as for C-Mowes. I've tried several times over the years, but just no success. Never even met (or seen) any talent there worth returning for. Linebackers, fat and or toothless drink hustlers in my experience. Similar history at Blondies. With an occasional hot young AA girl.

Went to Kitty's Wednesday and ran into Makia. Apparently she's back. I know there are several here besides me who like her.

[QUOTE=BigJohn314;1428839]Almost nobody goes to titty bars for the cheap beer and fine food.[/QUOTE]We like the aroma.

You haven't lived until you smell WP in August.

Went to Dollies for the 1st time. Its kind of a strange atmosphere and the private areas are strangely not private, yet private. All the workers I saw were either way too old for my tastes or way to fat. There was however one younger dancer who was cute with an acceptable body. I can't remember her name but she was white mid to late 20's. After a short negotiation we agreed on 40 for a CBJ. Went behind the beads, took care of business. I'd repeat.

Dollies is indeed a very different place. I only go during days so I can't report anything after about 6. If you haven't been you owe yourself one visit.

[QUOTE=MrStLouis40;1412825]I think her name is Liz.[/QUOTE]Here's a funny story about Liz. At least I think it's funny.

It was her turn to pick music and for her first song,"Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent. That's right. Stranglehold.

I was stunned because at the time I thought it was almost 10 minutes long (turns out 8:24). I turned to the bartender and said "I wonder if Stranglehold has been played in any dance club ever in the history of dance clubs". Perhaps half way in Liz managed to talk the guy at her stage into a private dance. That took her off the hook, although there was still enough left to equal two regular songs, but at least she wasn't stuck on stage not making money during undoubtedly the longest song in SC history. Unlike her set partner. More on that later.

About the same time a dancer and her customer came out from behind the beads with the dancer bitching about how long the song was. She went into the dressing room leaving her customer standing, dismayed. He must have paid first. Right after that another dancer starts yelling a customer behind the beads that it was time to pay up even though the song wasn't over.

Back to the dancer still on stage. I wish I could remember her name. I think she was too messed up to realize what had happened to her when Stranglehold first played. When Liz went behind the beads she was just sitting in the middle of the stage because she hadn't had any visitors and it was pretty clear she wasn't going to anytime soon. Shortly after that the 6 minute timer ingrained from undoubtedly years (unfortunately that conclusion was painfully self evident) of dancing 3 song sets apparently went off and she asked the bartender if this was the last song."No, it's still the first!". I think she realized she'd been up there the equivalent of a full set and basically had a full one left, because she made an odd sound-half wail half scream-grabbed her purse and outfit and left the room. It was fantastic.

[QUOTE=Purleybaker;1429488]Went to Kitty's Wednesday and ran into Makia. Apparently she's back. I know there are several here besides me who like her.[/QUOTE]Will be in town Thursday, MK will be my first stop, she has always be a favorite.

[QUOTE=Purleybaker;1431320]Dollies is indeed a very different place. I only go during days so I can't report anything after about 6. If you haven't been you owe yourself one visit.[/QUOTE]Well said. After only two PM visits, days seem best. (never had a bad day visit yet.)

Any of you mongers know what became of Lauren?

[QUOTE=BigJohn314; 1431395]Well said. After only two PM visits, days seem best. (never had a bad day visit yet.)

Any of you mongers know what became of Lauren?[/QUOTE]Last time I saw her she was leaving early to take a drug test for a job in Arnold. I think that she's gone legit. She was always fun. I asked Shy about her and all she said was that she hadn't seen her at Dollies for a couple of months.

Was out late Saturday and decided to hit a couple clubs on way home. I felt brave (or stupid) enough to try out that new "club" in front of Roxy's. I do not Rememwbe the name but when I got there no dancers and maybe 4 customers. I sat there for 15 minutes waiting for someone and and finally left. I won't return because A) didn't feel overly safe B) not exactly sure what that place is even since the stage is basically nonexistent. So left there made trek to the old 64 east. WASTE of time. I haven't been in long time and I don't think I'll ever return. Dances. Just dances. $50. To have any "fun" I was quoted prices from $$$$-$$$$$$. WTF? Funny thing is these girls were nowhere near that level. So for any of you thinking about going. Good luck. Feel free to PM with any questions as I'm sure I'm rushing through this and forgetting details someone wants to know.

Be safe.

Whynot80

[QUOTE=Purleybaker;1425909]Everyone at Kitty's calls the group of women who come in the church ladies. The leader's husband is a pastor at a church in Belleville, I think. Not sure if they come in every day but certainly several times a week. From what I've heard they normally go into the club and to their thing in the girls' dressing room. It's a bit strange that they're permitted to do it but I get the sense that Humphrey just doesn't care. I can't imagine it being permitted at Hollywood.[/QUOTE]They also try to get the girls to go to school, going so far as to drive them to interviews and help them fill out paperwork. I know of two ex-dancers who went to cosmetology school based on support (or pressure) from the church ladies. At one time I thought they were even affiliated with the school, but I was assured I was mistaken.

[QUOTE=Observer314;1428257]Visited with Journey a few weeks back at Miss Kitty's. Was working as server, but made it obvious that she does privates on her Friday and Saturday day shifts. Very interesting experience, in that she was very cool, talkative, even fun outside on the floor; a cool chick, basically. In back, a total tiger, at the right price. I left happy, and didn't expect to, considering the rooms there. I will say that if you're a body type guy, she's a plus-sized girl, with possibly the biggest booty I've come across in my life, in- or out of the hobby. But her body's still very tight, if that makes sense. Firm, nice skin and a nice rack, too. Cute girl. Didn't expect any of the visit, but very pleased by the end.[/QUOTE]
I <3 Journey. One of my all time faves.