Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

These fucking simps: [URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2621826-GFE-reviews[/URL].

So every single GF that I had, we kissed, went down on each other with no covers, did 69, etc. And for some reason, the GIRLFRIEND experience is not a menu. Did anyone EVER have a GF that didn't kiss or give a BBBJ?

"GFE is an vibe. " Seriously, stop. Any provider that says they're GFE and doesn't even kiss is false advertising. I acknowledge that it's YMMV, but jeez, stop trying to pretend that GFE isn't a menu.

[QUOTE=BackInSea;6552973]These fucking simps: [URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2621826-GFE-reviews[/URL].

So every single GF that I had, we kissed, went down on each other with no covers, did 69, etc. And for some reason, the GIRLFRIEND experience is not a menu. Did anyone EVER have a GF that didn't kiss or give a BBBJ?

"GFE is an vibe. " Seriously, stop. Any provider that says they're GFE and doesn't even kiss is false advertising. I acknowledge that it's YMMV, but jeez, stop trying to pretend that GFE isn't a menu.[/QUOTE]They just use that shit to entice people most time, it's easy to say GFE but YMMV kinda shit and make up their menu as they go.

[QUOTE=ILuvazns;6553017]They just use that shit to entice people most time, it's easy to say GFE but YMMV kinda shit and make up their menu as they go.[/QUOTE]In that case then all we have to do is cut loss on the "GFE" price menu; whatever sht they lack out we will cut back on the amount of reciprocation value deemed worthy for our visit. They make sht complicated, we make it simple! Its business for them, then business for us, PERIOD! They need to learn their lessons. Enough is enough for balonies.

[QUOTE=IronClad999;6553022]In that case then all we have to do is cut loss on the "GFE" price menu; whatever sht they lack out we will cut back on the amount of reciprocation value deemed worthy for our visit. They make sht complicated, we make it simple! Its business for them, then business for us, PERIOD! They need to learn their lessons. Enough is enough for balonies.[/QUOTE]Never going to happen with all the white knights that still see and defend them. It's pathetic, I haven't seen anyone new in a year or so cause I can't trust them.

[QUOTE=ILuvazns;6553212]Never going to happen with all the white knights that still see and defend them. It's pathetic, I haven't seen anyone new in a year or so cause I can't trust them.[/QUOTE]I mean all you have to do is read some of the reviews on here and elsewhere from guys who admit they busted a nut like seconds after being touched to know what you are dealing with. Some of these guys just at that desperate. Look at some of the bikini barista simps. That pay thousands a month just to talk to some girl at the stand they think is there GF. I knew a guy like this IRL. He really felt like he was special talking to a hot chic and spent crazy amounts of money at these stands just to talk to them LOL!

[QUOTE=BackInSea;6550321]LMAO. Anyone who talks like this most definitely is not a baller. Dude sounds like he's 14. This shit is too funny. I thought the BK simps on TNA were bad, but this is hilarious haha. How are you going to be talking about sports cars and luxury cars, but you're slumming it with streetwalkers and GPS non-pros LMAO.[/QUOTE]In my experience, the truly expensive sports cars don't even have back seats.

[QUOTE=BackInSea;6550321]LMAO. Anyone who talks like this most definitely is not a baller. Dude sounds like he's 14. This shit is too funny. I thought the BK simps on TNA were bad, but this is hilarious haha. How are you going to be talking about sports cars and luxury cars, but you're slumming it with streetwalkers and GPS non-pros LMAO.[/QUOTE]He sounds like Discreet on the other board. FOS!

[QUOTE=BackInSea;6550321]LMAO. Anyone who talks like this most definitely is not a baller. Dude sounds like he's 14. This shit is too funny. I thought the BK simps on TNA were bad, but this is hilarious haha. How are you going to be talking about sports cars and luxury cars, but you're slumming it with streetwalkers and GPS non-pros LMAO.[/QUOTE]To your point, don't forget that Hugh Grant, already a pretty successful actor (and dating Elizabeth Hurleyj), was busted for soliciting a BJ from a streetwalker in 1995. He certainly could have affored to go a different way, if he had chosen to.

It is down again. WTF. I come back to Seattle and can't get on t & a.

[QUOTE=TakemyLoad;6562384]It is down again. WTF. I come back to Seattle and can't get on t & a.[/QUOTE]Very very annoying!

[QUOTE=TakemyLoad;6562384]It is down again. WTF. I come back to Seattle and can't get on t & a.[/QUOTE]Yeah, t&a was slow at times yesterday, then it picked up speed later in the day. Now it's down. Damnit.

[QUOTE=TakemyLoad;6562384]It is down again. WTF. I come back to Seattle and can't get on t & a.[/QUOTE]Yeah sucks. Last night providers pictures couldn't even show up.

[QUOTE=DoctorGrim;6562677]Yeah sucks. Last night providers pictures couldn't even show up.[/QUOTE]SG is at it again.

[QUOTE=TakemyLoad;6562384]It is down again. WTF. I come back to Seattle and can't get on t & a.[/QUOTE]Last night, there was speculation it was an in-progress upgrade to the mythical unicorn new board. However, given zero communication from their Twitter (I will not call it X) account, am wondering if it was hacked again.

[QUOTE=Ficus;6562868]Last night, there was speculation it was an in-progress upgrade to the mythical unicorn new board. However, given zero communication from their Twitter (I will not call it X) account, am wondering if it was hacked again.[/QUOTE]It's back! Finally! Happy pooning.

What's the board upgrade you're talking about?