Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5588707]Thank you for this nice write-up Grimmy. I hope you didn't mind my few little inserted ad-libs. I will but New on my must check outs and AirBody on my strong backup list. The only item I think is holding Bamboo down, other than the curtain rooms, is the difficulty in the nudity and sex area. Although progress is being made. Whilst we push this progress we should do so with respect to the girls. I'd really hate to see the place get raided and have a problem. Too many nice people work there.[/QUOTE]Bamboo reminds me of my many business trips to China. You walk into a spa and there's these rows and rows of people getting foot massages. But walk in as a white guy and automatically the "special menu" comes out and they whisk you off to another part of the building.

The sort of intriguing thing about Bamboo is that you can be getting jerked off and have your hand up your provider's shirt while literally laying about 6 feet away from some random woman who is there to get a legit massage, and there's nothing between you but a curtain. It's pretty trippy and I guess adds a little element of excitement.

The massages are definitely better at Bamboo, but the reality for me at least is I'm there for the finish, not the massage. I own a spa so if I want a legit massage I can get all I want from my own staff, and what the Asian places consider legit massage is pretty crappy in comparison. There's a reason why people pay $80 at places like mine instead of $30 at the Asian spas.

[QUOTE=SlickJJ;5588758]Haha wonder what is going on over there as people drive by. Why is it so crowded! LOL it's just slammer with his T-shirt cannon shooting his load into the crowd.[/QUOTE]It was great fun. Thanks for all coming out yesterday. It was a hit everyone fighting over the shirts. The taco lady was a hit. We have to do this again. Oh I drew Anna by the way great massage 2 👍128077; up.

[QUOTE=Chhnk;5587066]Went to sunrise 8 spa off warner and Bristol for the first time. Made an appointment with Cali (she showed up on my IG feed and decided to see if she was as hot as the photos she posted, IG nuru_azncakes) she was definitely hot, also wear's tops that help her up top. She's from OC, spoke perfect English and everything. When I went in a hippie looking (and sounding) blonde was working the desk. She might be fun too I thought. Paid 55 for 45 minutes. Went to the room which was very clean and nice. They kept saying they have new showers but I've only showered once before at a mp and didn't really enjoy it (felt super vulnerable for some reason). Anyways I lay down and just play on my phone till Cali comes in. At first a dark haired Asian, who also sounded like she was born here, came in and said she'd be right with me. I was disappointed as Cali on IG is blonde and has a tight body, while this chick was black hair and not as tight but still would definitely hit it. But she seemed like a girl I could easily score with at school or a bar. Anyways, She came back in and apologized, I guess there was a mix up, she said Cali will be right in. Already stoked on the honesty of this place.

Cali comes in and she definitely is a hot little blonde, probably half Asian, with cute firm butt. She gets naked and starts rubbing and moaning me and asked if we discussed on IG any rates. I said no as I didn't hit her up on IG. She quotes 1. 6-2. For normal. IDK why there's a range or what normal entails. 3. for BJ, and 8. For FS. These are some high end stripper prices but I was already so worked up and I'm pretty much at the whim of any woman that gets me worked up like that, I went for the BJ (those of you who have read my last review understand I might have a problem / addiction: I got to tell you though it was definitely in my top 3 BJs (on par with a girl from one of my classes who I discovered after did some really hardcore porn and another former porn actress at a SC). She was super sensual and not afraid to gag herself and worked her whole body on top of me while she did it. Twerked in my face and I couldn't help but daty and data? Whatever the acronym for eating ass is (props to her to I rarely do that). She asked permission (so polite) to take off the wrapper and then let me blow all over her. I would recommend her if you have a lot more funds than I do but sadly I'm a lowly bartender so I can't afford her that often. She also told me she organizes 3 some and 4 some I casual conversation which she is really good at. If I had met her under any other circumstance she'd definitely be the type to ask out on a proper date.

Are all of sunrise 8's girls young and tight like these 3 working this visit or what?

Also I did make an appt with Nicole at LP an hour later as a backup but still went to that and unloaded on her too but I'm too lazy to write anymore plus so many others have so.[/QUOTE]2 things: First, the IG handle you listed is dead; Sevond, the actual IG page for Sunrise8 had no "Cali". Only "Kylie " and she's a brunette.

Please advise!

-HH69.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5589036]It was great fun. Thanks for all coming out yesterday. It was a hit everyone fighting over the shirts. The taco lady was a hit. We have to do this again. Oh I drew Anna by the way great massage 2 👍128077; up.[/QUOTE]Chinese tacos. Always a tasty treat. They're like regular tacos but no sour cream or guacamole. BYO carne burrito.

[QUOTE=HeadorTail;5587711]Slammer, when I was in Vietnam that's what we used to call a Twinkie. You pull her tight to bury your face in 69 and the cream filling squeezed out. Crazy days.[/QUOTE]In the hood we call it a Hostess Cupcake.

[QUOTE=DJezDick;5589678]In the hood we call it a Hostess Cupcake.[/QUOTE]LOL. I'm sure some mongers like it.

A couple people PM'd me asking for location, but your mailboxes are full so I can't message you back. I erroneously told you it was at Valley View / Ball in Cypress. It's actually at Walker / Ball. If you go to Valley View you're going to end up at Royal Massage which is a legit place.

[QUOTE=HeadHunter1969;5589076]2 things: First, the IG handle you listed is dead; Sevond, the actual IG page for Sunrise8 had no "Cali". Only "Kylie " and she's a brunette.

Please advise!

-HH69.[/QUOTE]It's her IG and it's still up just checked. Her schedule says she'll be there Saturday.

Visited Bamboo today and decided to try 1. 5 hr 55 for the H. Bottom line 1 hr and 35 H seems like a much better deal. My provider was Ana. The only addition was hot stones. Meh. Ana provided her usual great service. She's a winner and knows how to push my buttons.

Went to Wellness for an appointment with Abby. Wasn't as great as the first time I think because she knew I made an appointment so she didn't need to work as hard. She also really pressed me for $. 2 and I only brought $. 18 - Other than a slight bit of less enthusiasm, it was a fun time and she is definitely still stunning in the looks department. I just learned not to make an appointment and tell the girl I get it's the first time with her. No matter who it is. LOL.

[QUOTE=HeadorTail;5589251]Chinese tacos. Always a tasty treat. They're like regular tacos but no sour cream or guacamole. BYO carne burrito.[/QUOTE]Your one twisted individual👍.

Anyone got a idea where Chanel is at now? Seems she hasn't been at LF 109 for a couple weeks.

Took one for the team. 30 for 30 minutes Chinese spa. Handed Lisa 100 and she led me to the room. She dropped my change of 70 on the side of the table. Skinny late 40 early 50, A cup about 95 lbs. Strong above average massage. Was able to put hand under shirt to discover push up bra and small A's hiding under. Was able to touch Bush but legs were cross for any more access. Flip and received average HJ. She rushed me and said 2 more minutes. She negotiated and said something tip on table mine. I said sure. After she grabbed the 70 and I told her to hand me back 20. She was hesitant and gave me a little trouble but did hand it over. Overall. 80 damage.

Slammer will be taking his high wire act to the lovely the town of Menifee. This weekend. Probably won't have the turn out like bamboo. No taco lady😩 Headrtails was supposed to come up with the new artwork on the shirt. He still working on the logo. I need to find some CO2 for the air gun. So I'm just going out there willy-nilly. Peace out remember to tip your girl don't be cheap life is short.

[QUOTE=HeadHunter1969;5589076]2 things: First, the IG handle you listed is dead; Sevond, the actual IG page for Sunrise8 had no "Cali". Only "Kylie " and she's a brunette.[/QUOTE]If you google "nuru_azncakes" the only result is this very thread. But try sticking that onto the end of [URL]www.instagram.com/[/URL] and see what you get.