Anybody remember that spot on Astoria Blvd BTW 98th street
Was that One if the "franchises"? That place was always a great spot. Easy parking never packed. You could walk in and walk out and because it is a commercial street it was not weird. Can't stand these super shady places.
I've said it before and I say it again. That's why I like these Asian spas. Legit business model and licenses (supposedly) only problem are the old Asian chicks. Not quality!
But this spot was a good one always had fine ass girls and it was so fast you didn't have to go out of your way much. Easy morning or afternoon stop in without having to make up for lost time in your day. Ahhh good old days of BP. Damn I miss that site!
One time has a Venezuelan chick there had to be 29 or 30 real everything. But looked like it was fake tits and ass because it was so perky! She was Super nice and accommodating I wanted to get her number so I could be a regular but she said she couldn't do that. I want to find a girl that will so that I could see her like once a month or 2 months and not have to worry about lines or shady people.
I used to have something like like that in the Bronx. These 2 Dominicans lived and worked out of their apt, the best set up. I used to bring over beers and shit and we would just chill before taking one or both of them. And for 60 bucks it was fuckin awesome!
Aight peeps stay safe out there.
Butterfly: DH. Also known as the juggernaut.
After many battles over the past year, I decided to take a break and go back home to Alberta, Canada to reunite with what's left of my family for the new year. While I was away, word had spread of a new warrior that had left a lot of slain mongers in her wake. She was code named "the Butterfly". So I knew I had to return after 2 weeks to do battle. I arrived today at the DH academy to Cindy, Yanet, Valery 2 and Claudia. Joined by 3 new combatants. Naty: a light skinned MILF with a huge ass on her with jet black hair. She's built to kill so I thought she could be the one but she had no tribal marking of a Butterfly. Tiffani: caramel skinned pretty, slim, huge melons and the smile of a devil. As much as I wanted to battle her she wasn't the Butterfly. Then a door opened and a slain monger gets thrown out a Danger room and out She screams "who's the next victim?" And no doubt it was her. Tribal markings around her waist, tall thick Brazilian and stacked Equipped with a huge thick ass built for genocide with a small waist. Nice smile and enhanced top with nipple rings, it was actually The Juggernaut!! I normally enter a battle ready to strike but I'm actually a bit hesitant. She can easily slaughter me quickly without remorse if I'm not careful. She awaited outside the Danger Room wiggling her huge ass then led me into battle. I told her I've heard of her and she smile and said "really? So you know what I'm capable of" and said yeah but I'm ready for you.
She cleaned me up and said you smell really good. You have a great natural scent. Then she began to kiss my chest and lick my nipples. She stripped herself of her armor and mocked me and said "see how pretty and pink my kitty lips are?" and started to pop herself letting me hear the wetness. I opted for the BBJ start as she is known for her Juggernaut Headcrush technique which is capable of ending fights early. She started slowly then started to give lots of suction. I feel like I was going to be finished early but held strong. Then she started sucking faster with attention to the boys below my claw. Then she took and almost swallowed me whole taking the whole claw to the head. She proceeded to hop on top and her box felt good. Not tight but not loose either. She said "let me do it. " With a devious smile. She began slamming her huge ass on top me and buried my face with her hair while biting my lips. She then she nibbles on my ear saying "for 50 more oz, you can enter up my cave. " I declined the offer. I had my hands full enough. Switched to mish, then she started rubbing herself and I finally got the upper hand when she tapped out. Kept going then switched to k9. View was overwhelming. Kept pounding then she stared slamming and grinding her body on me and let out a louder moan and tapped out again. I felt proud of my my fight so far but I wasn't done yet. I flipped her over then she wrapped her legs around me like a vice grip, almost crushing me and then I finally give and unleash a huge amount of adamantium rage in her wet dreamcatcher.
We made some small talk and admired each other skills in battle. I had earned her respect. Then we chatted until the knock came. Whoever is brave enough to challenge the juggernaut best to do so soon. As Sunday is her last day so don't delay. And make sure your prepared or you will be slaughtered in short order. But it will be a beautiful death. I wanted to battle Tiffani as well but the battle with Juggernaut took everything I had out of me when we finished.
Valery. Not on the menu. You're not missing much.
So, I decided to treat myself for my birthday with some "good loving" from the ladies of "DH. ".
Now, if this were a movie, I would've had one of the best experiences of my life for my birthday, with my toes curling in some odd fashion, and steam coming out of my ears.
Unfortunately, this is the "Real" world, so it was a little more "hit or miss".
For those not interested in the details, or who don't have the time, and patience, to read through my "screed," you can scroll down to the bottom to read my summary of my experience.
As for the rest of you "pervs," read on.
I'd forgotten what a little hike it is to "DH," for those of us using mass transit. I don't mind the trek to Queens so much as the actual "hike" to the spot, which is a good half a mile from the subway (although, FYI, there is also a connecting bus you can transfer to).
When I finally made it, I was a little thrown off, as they had removed the distinctive balloons that once graced the front. Now, the house blends in TOO well with the rest of the houses, making it easier to get confused, and knock on the wrong door.
But, as soon as I approached the house, the door opened, and I was beckoned in.
Immediately, a guy I call "Mexican Grumpy Cat" (because that's what he reminds me of!) began giving me the third degree, asking if I had called.
I said "no," since the last time I called repeatedly, and they never picked up.
"Mexican Grumpy Cat" wasn't having it, cut me off, and told me in no uncertain terms that I had to call Every. Single. Time I visited "DH. ".
So, let that be a lesson to you, fellas. Don't get on "Mexican Grumpy Cat's" bad side. CALL ahead.
After that was settled, he asked for my phone number and my nationality. The phone number, I get, but WTF does my nationality have to do with anything? We're all paying with green dollars, after all (smh.).
At about the same time, two scantily clad "chicas" came down from upstairs. I immediately noticed a nice, thick "mamacita," who gave me a sexy wink.
Me, being the typical, dumb, heterosexual male that I am, took that to be a good sign. It was not to be.
I had originally gone with a plan, to see either "Tiffani," or "Butterfly / Mariposa," based on the good reviews they'd both received on here, as well as their "Elite VIP" status. I should of stuck to my plan, but I let my "little head" do the thinking this time.
I went upstairs, and scooped out the place. My original plan was to do a "SS" with either "Tiffani," or "Butterfly. " I immediately spotted who I thought was "Tiffani," but she had her nose in her phone, and was giving off an "I can't be bothered" vibe, so I decided to ditch my original plan, and pursue a session with the thick little number who had just winked at me.
I asked the card guy (a nice guy, BTW, in contrast to "Grumpy Cat") if she was coming back, and before he could answer me, she appeared. I immediately raised my hand, and my "card. " Unfortunately, she appeared blase about my picking her. That was the first sign of trouble ahead.
I followed her to the top floor, to an actual room off to the right. As I was following her, I was drinking in the sight of her big, BODACIOUS ass in front of me. It was a beautiful sight, gents, and I told her so, and again, she was blase about it.
We got to the room, and I realized I needed to "drain the snake" before my "leisure activities. " But, rather than let me use the bathroom directly across, I had to track back down stairs and use one where the "line-up" sits, "Valery" telling something about the restroom upstairs being for "ladies only" (smh). Another lesson for ya fellas.
Anyway, I make it back up to the room, and begin undressing. I ask her for her name and mentioned that I didn't recall seeing her on the roster. She said her name was "Valery. " I later realized that the reason I didn't recall her is that she ISN'T on the roster, either on the daily, or the "Models," section. Trust me, it's better off that way. Now, onto the "heat of the meat. "
So, I'm fully nude and she hands me a "raincoat," and tells me to put it on, and I'm like "excuse me, but isn't that your job?" She give me this look of like, "whatever. " Anyway, I get it on, and she proceeds to give me a LAME, unenthusiastic CBJ, with barely any suction whatsoever.
After what felt like a HOT minute, she motions to me to "mount up. " I'm like "girl, I'm barely at half mast!" She asks me "what do you want me to do," and I replied, "Obviously, keep working on little' Johnny" orally 'til he's ready for action. " Then, she has the nerve to upsell me further "BJ" services! I'm like, that's what I paid for! I looked down at my "gun," and even though it wasn't "fully loaded," I said "fuck it. I'm not paying more for what's due me. I'll just bang her as is," and I told her to assume the position for DS.
And this brief moment was probably the only worthwhile moment of the whole session. This girl has a nice, big, juicy ass, and to top it off, she had a nice, tight pussy. She practically had my dick in a vice grip. I loved banging her big, fat, warm ass against my groin, with her also making appropriate "sounds" at the same time. I knew I would blow my load in NO time in this position, so I told her I wanted to taste those delicious big "tatas" of hers. Wouldn't you believe. , she tried to upsell me on that, too! "Twenty!" she insisted. I said fine and preceded to move in on those luscious mammaries, but she wasn't having it. "Now! She said. Motherfucker! "Fine! I said. I went through my pockets, but didn't really have extra cash, as I had originally planned a quick "SS" anyway. I found a $10, and offered it to her, and again, she insisted," $20. " Motherf at % Anyway, I fished out an extra "$5," and told her, "here, $15, I'm five short, but I trust that won't be a deal breaker!" She indicated "fine. " Then, I proceeded to move in on the "meal" I paid for. I sucked her left breast, then, her right. , then, wouldn't you know it. , she said "enough!" I couldn't believe this chick! A real chiseler! By this point, I knew I had about 5 minutes left, so I fingered I just bang away in "DS" and put this session under my belt.
I positioned myself in DS to finish off, when wouldn't you know it. I got the dreaded knock! Now, I'm not the first, and probably won't be the last, to mention being "shortchanged," time wise, with the "SS. " No way did I spend 15 minutes with this girl. Now, if this girl were a real pro, she would've offered to let me finish, if I could come in a minute. Instead, she hopped right off as if I were on fire! She even started to rush me to get dressed!
Now, even though she has a FAT, beautiful ass, a tight pussy, and a pretty face, I just can't bring myself to recommend her. This girl could easily be a top earner, another "Elite VIP," but she's got to work on that attitude.
Out of a scale of 1 to 5 stars, I could only give her ONE, and that's for her physical aspects alone. Cannot recommend.
So, after not getting off with the uppity "Valery," I wasn't about to leave "DH" with blueballs. I decided to break my budget and go for 2 tickets, and if I was lucky, "Tiffini" would still be there.
But that, gentlemen, is for another review.
Need someone with professional advice
We have all had the same experience especially when pulling up to a new place. Thinking "am I about to get hustled," "am I about to be in a raid with Le," all the shit that makes my heart pound out my chest before ever even seeing the inside of a place. I have to admit places that are well run, like spas and dh make me feel a little better because I am paying for a card and never ever ever discuss money with any girl, but. Does anybody know if any of that shit makes a difference. I read about spots getting raided and dudes lives getting put out there for the world to see and it scares the fuck out of me. So does anybody know if all the work-arounds makes any real difference if ever the unlucky day LE busts in and you are in a CDP?
Tiffani. "Elite VIP," but, just alright.
So, after the debacle that was my session with "Valery (see previous review for details)," I decided to try my luck with my original, intended target, Elite VIP "Tiffani. ".
After having spent my allotted budget with "Valery," I was out of cash. Conveniently, FYI, there's a check cashing place with an ATM about a block away from "DH. ".
When I came back to the house, "Mexican Grumpy Cat" (again, see previous review for details) asked for my phone number and nationality, AGAIN. I'm was like, "I just told you a few minutes ago!" (smh.).
Anyway, I head back upstairs and since it was before rush hour, the place was not busy yet. Luckily, "Tiffani" was still where I left her, before my session with "Valery," with her nose in her phone. I asked if she was available, and she immediately lit up. The "card guy" (a nice guy) asked me, "half an hour?" and I was like, "how'd did you know?
I don't think I can deal with "SS" anymore, especially after my disastrous session with "Valery. " Between the stress of wondering how much time you have left, and whether you'll be able to "cum" in the allotted time, it's just too stressful. So, unless you're a human rabbit that suffers from extreme PE, I don't recommend the "SS. " I took two cards so I could take my time with "Tiffani. ".
I followed her upstairs much to same way I did "Valery. " The ironic thing is that although "Tiffani's" listed as an "Elite VIP," and "Valery" wasn't even listed at all, it's "Valery" who has a room, while "Tiffani" has a section of the top floor partitioned off by a screen. She said she preferred the bed there. Go figure.
"Tiffani's" pics definitely match her looks IRL, except she's a shade darker (note to "Gman" - I'm a BIG "Ava Addams" fan. My dude, while "Tiffani's" tits are large, NO WAY are they as LARGE, or lovely, as "Ava's. " Not even close.) Thankfully, "Tiffani's" attitude was the direct OPPOSITE of "Valery's. " Whereas "Valery" was COLD and stuck up, "Tiffani" was WARM and inviting, none of this "put your 'raincoat' on yourself, mister!" nonsense I got from "Valery. " She DID her "job," and proceeded to give me a competent CBJ that definitely lasted longer than the HOT minute "Valery" worked on me.
Fair warning - "Tiffani" is a "brace face," aka one who has braces, if only on her bottom teeth. I've been with a few "brace faces" in my life, and have (knock on wood) never had little "Johnny" injured either time. But it's always good to know what you're dealin' with, in advance, in case you want to be CAREFUL.
After "blowing" me for a decent amount of time, she motioned to me to get in position for missionary.
I went in to suckle on her D sized breasts first, and of course, she turns out to have SENSITIVE breasts. That's like a cook saying he can't deal with the heat, or a plumber not liking to work on toilets. It's part of the the job, ladies. (smh.).
So, after BRIEFLY suckling her knockers, I decided to get to "work," and here is where the issues, for me, began.
I don't deny a "working lady" using a BIT of "lube" throughout the day. Heck, I can only imagine the wear and tear on their "lady parts" after a long day's use.
But, sheesh, when you put on SO much that it feels like you're fucking a vat of "Jello," it kinda DEFEATS the purpose.
That's exactly what happened. Either she put on TOO much lube, OR she's just naturally LOOSE. Either way, when that happens, you can't help but think to yourself, "Fuck. For this, I can do this at HOME. ".
This time, I was NOT going to be denied my "release," like I was during my "SS" with "Valery. " After a little "mish," I asked her for DS. Unfortunately, she possessed neither "Valery's" FAT ass, or tight pussy, so I just had to make do with what I had. Also, she pretty much stayed QUIET throughout the session, practically making NO sounds whatsoever.
So, after pumping away for a few minutes, I let it fly in "the bag. " But, wouldn't you know it, as I'm releasing my "seed," I guess she was uncomfortable in the position she was in, and decided to readjust herself WHILE I was CUMMING! I don't get WHY chicks do this sometimes. Any chick's that's NOT a virgin should know that ya don't MOVE while your man is CUMMING! You just don't do that. That's a NO NO.
At least, I was able to cum in peace without having to worry about the dreaded "knock," and, with time left over, I was able to dress in peace, as well.
I give "Tiffani" three stars out of five. I'd recommend her, but she was just alright, nothing earth shattering.
I'm afraid I was SPOILED by my FIRST session at "DH," which was with the now DEPARTED "Christina. " That session was just IDEAL, especially for a "SS. ".
I guess having a GREAT session with a "pro" like "Christina" is a lot like have a great HIGH. You're forever chasing that PREVIOUS experience, even with someone else. God, I hope she comes back to show these "girls" how it's REALLY done.