General Reports

[QUOTE=Camera3;2225009]Here are the facts. Sonny, the pimply faced kid that runs this web site from his mom's basement in Wahoo, Nebraska, the house behind the Dairy Queen, gets up really early every day to backup the system. Now, remember, the whole system is run on two Commodore 64's, and since that computer never was designed to use hard drives Sonny and his best buddy Chucky have devised a stack of 20 floppy disk readers. So, Sonny gets up early, takes the Commodore 64's off line, trades out the floppy disks and starts the backup. Then he goes out back and milks the cow. When he gets back he takes the backup disks and puts them back in the coffee can that he buries behind the barn. Now, here is the real trick. Before he can put them back on line he has to reboot them because the Commodore 64 is not why-2 K compliant at all and if he didn't reboot then we would all be stuck with watching old re-runs of Fritz the Cat in 8 bit color. The good news is Sonny and Chucky have this down to a science and always get it done before the school bus comes. It is really quite an amazing process.

This is the only way they can keep this a free site for all of us cheap skates.

That's my story and I am sticking to it.

C3.[/QUOTE]I have an old Apple II in my garage somewhere. Maybe I can donate? LOL.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2225009]Here are the facts. Sonny, the pimply faced kid that runs this web site from his mom's basement in Wahoo, Nebraska, the house behind the Dairy Queen, gets up really early every day to backup the system. Now, remember, the whole system is run on two Commodore 64's, and since that computer never was designed to use hard drives Sonny and his best buddy Chucky have devised a stack of 20 floppy disk readers. So, Sonny gets up early, takes the Commodore 64's off line, trades out the floppy disks and starts the backup. Then he goes out back and milks the cow. When he gets back he takes the backup disks and puts them back in the coffee can that he buries behind the barn. Now, here is the real trick. Before he can put them back on line he has to reboot them because the Commodore 64 is not why-2 K compliant at all and if he didn't reboot then we would all be stuck with watching old re-runs of Fritz the Cat in 8 bit color. The good news is Sonny and Chucky have this down to a science and always get it done before the school bus comes. It is really quite an amazing process.

This is the only way they can keep this a free site for all of us cheap skates.

That's my story and I am sticking to it.

C3.[/QUOTE]C3, I agree with your observations and added color of the reasons behind the daily slowdown.

However, if someone doesn't like the slight inconvenience of the backup / maintenance needs of the website, I would suggest them asking for a REFUND of the membership fee you paid to join the website and to also stop using the website and it's benefits.

My belief, when you factor in the information you gather, the knowledge you gain, the amusing stories that are shared as well as the benefits that are reaped in physical pleasure, rip-off avoidance AND personal safety because of this open advice-sharing website, FREE is a pretty damn good deal!

Now to stay in theme with the established quorum, with all due respect, Good Day Sir!

Grain 56.

Going to Vegas next week may do a little mongering out there anyone know of some good local talent I should try.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2224826]Same problem here and others are also having the same problem.[/QUOTE]I wanted to make it clear that I was not complaining about the slow down but thought maybe Sunny did not know there was a problem. Poor Sunny he's always catching hell for something. Oh, and C3 you come up with some of the funniest stuff.

Jazak,

Thank you for the kind words and thank you for all your contributions. Ya got to see things from my world as the world's oldest roadie. I spend most of my life backstage sitting in the dark waiting for bad things to happen. You learn to either see the wacky side of life or drink a lot.

C3.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2225780]I wanted to make it clear that I was not complaining about the slow down but thought maybe Sunny did not know there was a problem. Poor Sunny he's always catching hell for something. Oh, and C3 you come up with some of the funniest stuff.[/QUOTE]

Hey guys,

I'm new to the forum and to the hobby. I've been rtff, so I know what it takes to become a trusted member around here.

I haven't seen my first provider yet, but I've tried. If you check my only previous post, I tried to contact an LMT named Julie ([URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/gentlemen-wellness-massage-universal-blvd-and-i-drive-out-call-service/6774846[/URL]) for the past 2 weeks or so, but she has flaked out on me each time.

If anyone knows a good, reliable MT that offers outcall (don't have a car right now) I'd appreciate it and promise to give feedback after.

Thanks,

KOmvc.

Hi Guys,

Fairly new to all of this thanks for sharing all the info and keeping us safe.

Has anyone had a dream very recently with Cassie from Casselberry?

I tried texting her yesterday and also today and got nothing back. I just want to make sure uncle LEO did not pay her a visit and is still safe.

Any of you guys who saw the UTR that I shared digits with she told me she could use some help and would like to see you guys again.

Nedley shared this UTR with me a while back and I have become a regular. Nice person, fairly tall, attractive and smart young lady, GFE. Not perfect, but not jaded by the biz, either. For those that have asked about finding a UTR this is a rare opportunity. You should contact Nedley.

Just sayin'.

C3.

[QUOTE=NedleyMandingo;2228937]Any of you guys who saw the UTR that I shared digits with she told me she could use some help and would like to see you guys again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KOmvc;2226837]Hey guys,

I'm new to the forum and to the hobby. I've been rtff, so I know what it takes to become a trusted member around here.

I haven't seen my first provider yet, but I've tried. If you check my only previous post, I tried to contact an LMT named Julie ([URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/gentlemen-wellness-massage-universal-blvd-and-i-drive-out-call-service/6774846[/URL]) for the past 2 weeks or so, but she has flaked out on me each time.

If anyone knows a good, reliable MT that offers outcall (don't have a car right now) I'd appreciate it and promise to give feedback after.

Thanks,

KOmvc.[/QUOTE]She has many reviews and all over the board. I didn't have a great experience with her. I would not repeat!

I am visiting Chattanooga tonight. I stay at one of the most upscale hotels down town Chattanooga. I noticed something in my room tonight that I want you all to be aware of. If you ever see a lock like this on the door when you do an incall (Johns) Outcall (providers), turn around and walk out. The lock in my room was like this. I used to being engaged to a SWAT Officer, he told me all about his. They do this during their stings so that the provider or John coming into the room can not lock himself in the room alone. Always be aware of this. Hobby hard but hobby safe!

Kelly.

Southern Hospitality.

[QUOTE=ItsMeKelly1969;2231843]I am visiting Chattanooga tonight. I stay at one of the most upscale hotels down town Chattanooga. I noticed something in my room tonight that I want you all to be aware of. If you ever see a lock like this on the door when you do an incall (Johns) Outcall (providers), turn around and walk out. The lock in my room was like this. I used to being engaged to a SWAT Officer, he told me all about his. They do this during their stings so that the provider or John coming into the room can not lock himself in the room alone. Always be aware of this. Hobby hard but hobby safe!

Kelly.

Southern Hospitality.[/QUOTE]Every time I went to a hotel I alway's see this lock.

[QUOTE=Mafia45;2231992]Every time I went to a hotel I alway's see this lock.[/QUOTE]I believe she's referring to the locking ball, that's supposed to be on the left side of the pictured lock, is missing.

[QUOTE=NephriteJade;2232269]I believe she's referring to the locking ball, that's supposed to be on the left side of the pictured lock, is missing.[/QUOTE]Wow I didn't notice that good catch m-45.

At this time my move to curry ford is cancelled. But I am still looking for that area, sodo, mills area or SW orlando. If anyone has propert for rent from 700 to 1000 and would like a responsible tenant with perks pm me.

Hey thanks for the info on this gal.

Great find. Just a nice girl that has had a rough lilfe, but still has a great attitude. I live on the other side of town otherwise I would see her on a regular basis.

No drama, easy to work with and fun to be had all around. It should always work that way.

Thanks again.

I highly recommend.

[QUOTE=Bjceb;2235015]Hey thanks for the info on this gal.

Great find. Just a nice girl that has had a rough lilfe, but still has a great attitude. I live on the other side of town otherwise I would see her on a regular basis.

No drama, easy to work with and fun to be had all around. It should always work that way.

Thanks again.

I highly recommend.[/QUOTE]I have been looking for a gal close to where I stay. Can you share her info?

[QUOTE=Bjceb;2235015]Hey thanks for the info on this gal.

Great find. Just a nice girl that has had a rough lilfe, but still has a great attitude. I live on the other side of town otherwise I would see her on a regular basis.

No drama, easy to work with and fun to be had all around. It should always work that way.

Thanks again.

I highly recommend.[/QUOTE]What's her info.

first, rl, welcome to our little neighborhood.

now, about utr's and this lady in particular. the whole idea of a utr is that she sorta doesn't want her intel put out there in public. hence the name utr. there is usually some kind of gatekeeper, a hobbyist or monger that has discovered her and is willing to share because she has asked him to. from someone that has acted as the gatekeeper of a utr it is a real pain in the ass to be a gatekeeper. we don't want to be her pimp and we don't want to send some ass hole her way, so it gets old fast but if she wants more clients because she needs more coin then we want to help as much as we can. so, if you want the gatekeeper to share any intel on a utr you better be a member in good standing, meaning, you better have been here a while and added a lot of intel to the collective database.

that said, i can say that this utr is a sweetheart and fun. i can also say that it is doubtful that you will get any intel about her until you post a few verifiable reviews and relevant comments, think maybe at least 10 reviews and 30-50 posts. earning sm status is a plus. sorry. we really don't know you. maybe you are real. maybe you are le. maybe you are an **** teenage kid looking to wank in the bathroom while you read our real-life posts, and contributing to the delinquency of a minor is not something i wanted added to my list of crimes having been committed in the name of my hobby. get my drift?

so, please, go see a few ladies, have a good time, get ripped off, maybe even get really fucked up, then write about it. then ask for some intel on a utr, but do it off line.

c3.

[quote=reckless22;2235425]what's her info.[/quote]

amen brother, could not have said it any better myself.

for those who have pm me about now you know why i will not respond.

also go to the source. i will never forward anybody utr to anybody else. i figure the one who found her and is bringing her to the board has the right to judge who should be game.

now all that being said, i found gator and told if she was serious then she should join the board. after a couple meetings as a utr she joined up. worked out well for all concerned.

stay safe and have fun.

[quote=camera3;2235753]first, rl, welcome to our little neighborhood.

now, about utr's and this lady in particular. the whole idea of a utr is that she sorta doesn't want her intel put out there in public. hence the name utr. there is usually some kind of gatekeeper, a hobbyist or monger that has discovered her and is willing to share because she has asked him to. from someone that has acted as the gatekeeper of a utr it is a real pain in the ass to be a gatekeeper. we don't want to be her pimp and we don't want to send some ass hole her way, so it gets old fast but if she wants more clients because she needs more coin then we want to help as much as we can. so, if you want the gatekeeper to share any intel on a utr you better be a member in good standing, meaning, you better have been here a while and added a lot of intel to the collective database.

that said, i can say that this utr is a sweetheart and fun. i can also say that it is doubtful that you will get any intel about her until you post a few verifiable reviews and relevant comments, think maybe at least 10 reviews and 30-50 posts. earning sm status is a plus. sorry. we really don't know you. maybe you are real. maybe you are le. maybe you are an **** teenage kid looking to wank in the bathroom while you read our real-life posts, and contributing to the delinquency of a minor is not something i wanted added to my list of crimes having been committed in the name of my hobby. get my drift?

so, please, go see a few ladies, have a good time, get ripped off, maybe even get really fucked up, then write about it. then ask for some intel on a utr, but do it off line.

c3.[/quote]

Sorry to all of you that contacted me about this girl. I found out from a lot of you that she never followed through and after talking with her, she decided that this business is not for her. My apologizes to all of you.

[QUOTE=OrlandoDoc;2222282]Met a new UTR 28 year old today through a friend who is looking for a few guys to meet. She attractive, is about 5'4" 115 lbs with long brown hair. Not really GFE but BBBJCIM is available as well as CFS. Nice tight little shaved pussy. She told me she does greek for an additional donation. She want's to stay low profile. Trusted SM's can PM me for her contact info.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Reckless22;2235425]What's her info.[/QUOTE]I have asked the newbie, Reckless22, to change his handle as it is too similar to mine. No need for confusion.

Reckless.

[QUOTE=Bjceb;2235015]Hey thanks for the info on this gal.

Great find. Just a nice girl that has had a rough lilfe, but still has a great attitude. I live on the other side of town otherwise I would see her on a regular basis.

No drama, easy to work with and fun to be had all around. It should always work that way.

Thanks again.

I highly recommend.[/QUOTE]I think there is room for improvement on headache relief but yes sweet gal.

Anyone seen or heard from Reynagfe? I saw her a while back may 2013 and reviewed her also that time. she was advertising here but does any one knows what happened to her? Is she in the hobby or left ?

[QUOTE=TRowePrice;2236122]Anyone seen or heard from Reynagfe? I saw her ad reviewed her a while ago and she was advertising her but any one knows what happened to her?[/QUOTE]I have seen her a few times but it's probably been over a year since I heard from her. I know she moved out of the area for awhile, then she moved back. Probably moved away again. She was a real cutie and a very skilled provider. If anyone sees her pop up again, please let us all know.

[quote=camera3;2235753]first, rl, welcome to our little neighborhood.

now, about utr's and this lady in particular. the whole idea of a utr is that she sorta doesn't want her intel put out there in public. hence the name utr. there is usually some kind of gatekeeper, a hobbyist or monger that has discovered her and is willing to share because she has asked him to. from someone that has acted as the gatekeeper of a utr it is a real pain in the ass to be a gatekeeper. we don't want to be her pimp and we don't want to send some ass hole her way, so it gets old fast but if she wants more clients because she needs more coin then we want to help as much as we can. so, if you want the gatekeeper to share any intel on a utr you better be a member in good standing, meaning, you better have been here a while and added a lot of intel to the collective database.

that said, i can say that this utr is a sweetheart and fun. i can also say that it is doubtful that you will get any intel about her until you post a few verifiable reviews and relevant comments, think maybe at least 10 reviews and 30-50 posts. earning sm status is a plus. sorry. we really don't know you. maybe you are real. maybe you are le. maybe you are an **** teenage kid looking to wank in the bathroom while you read our real-life posts, and contributing to the delinquency of a minor is not something i wanted added to my list of crimes having been committed in the name of my hobby. get my drift?

so, please, go see a few ladies, have a good time, get ripped off, maybe even get really fucked up, then write about it. then ask for some intel on a utr, but do it off line.

c3.[/quote]thanks for that c3. i was recently considering acting as a gatekeeper myself for a young utr lady i know. appreciate the post and the wisdom.

[QUOTE=OrlandoDoc;2236137]I have seen her a few times but it's probably been over a year since I heard from her. I know she moved out of the area for awhile, then she moved back. Probably moved away again. She was a real cutie and a very skilled provider. If anyone sees her pop up again, please let us all know.[/QUOTE]I texted with her about two months ago. She told me that she found true love and that she retired from the business.

Oddly enough, now that she's out of the game, she returns texts almost immediately with me. That's a big departure from before when it sometimes took days for her to respond.

I recently PM'd the newbie, Reckless22, asking him to please change his handle because it is too similar to mine. Why confuse things? He PM'd me back saying I should change mine. I've been a member of this board for 6 1/2 years and don't plan on doing that and losing my SM status. This guy is an A-hole. Never wanted to be a part of the drama here, or especially cause any, but I guess I have my limits.

Reckless.

I was supposed to see Darth Kitty today. Had been trying to see her for a couple of weeks now but had not been able to meet because of schedule conflicts. We finally had agreed to meet today and I confirmed our date with her last night. I asked her to email me in the morning with the address. She agreed. Well, no email from her this morning so I sent her one. No reply. Nothing is worse then a NCNS.

We all know things come up but common courtesy of letting someone know that plans have changed should always take place. If she contacts me with an explanation, I'll post it.

If you are planning to see her I suggest that you have a plan be in case she flakes on you.

[QUOTE=Reckless;2240719]I recently PM'd the newbie, Reckless22, asking him to please change his handle because it is too similar to mine. Why confuse things? He PM'd me back saying I should change mine. I've been a member of this board for 6 1/2 years and don't plan on doing that and losing my SM status. This guy is an A-hole. Never wanted to be a part of the drama here, or especially cause any, but I guess I have my limits.

Reckless.[/QUOTE]Stop crying.

For the last two weeks, on the same day at same time each week, I was asked to visit a hotel downtown by a gent with the last name of matias. Not sure exactly what info I'm allowed to post but please be aware. I'm not sure if he is only out for me but I can say the first time I went but we never met. He cracked his door instead of allowing me to knock on it. He is 40 and a forigner. Ladies just be aware. PLEASE. He had swot hex phone numbers and rooms and it reaks of LEO. If you get contact from this man please please please don't go! As you all know I am very very in to security. Just avoid at all cost because the cost is way more than he agrees upon. Thank you admin if you allow this post. Ladies if you want further info inbox me please. He may be Adament of not being LEO but everything screams he is.

[QUOTE=Vino7373;2236494]I texted with her about two months ago. She told me that she found true love and that she retired from the business.

Oddly enough, now that she's out of the game, she returns texts almost immediately with me. That's a big departure from before when it sometimes took days for her to respond.[/QUOTE]PM sent.

Well then, I'm grateful for meeting her then.

[QUOTE=Reckless;2240719]I recently PM'd the newbie, Reckless22, asking him to please change his handle because it is too similar to mine. Why confuse things? He PM'd me back saying I should change mine. I've been a member of this board for 6 1/2 years and don't plan on doing that and losing my SM status. This guy is an A-hole. Never wanted to be a part of the drama here, or especially cause any, but I guess I have my limits.

Reckless.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=IMADouchebag;2241889]Stop crying.[/QUOTE][BLUE]FYI; if you aren't a douchebag (6.5 years, over a hundred posts, never an infraction) and you ask somebody something reasonable and they ARE a douchebag about it, you can always write me. I only ask you long time guys to be nice to noobs that don't act like dicks, the ones that do when they are new only get worse with time.

Hopefully this is a satisfactory solution.

A2[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=Admin2;2242753][BLUE]FYI; if you aren't a douchebag (6.5 years, over a hundred posts, never an infraction) and you ask somebody something reasonable and they ARE a douchebag about it, you can always write me. I only ask you long time guys to be nice to noobs that don't act like dicks, the ones that do when they are new only get worse with time.

Hopefully this is a satisfactory solution.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I think that is a great resolution. It benefits all of us to have names that are not confused with someone else.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2242753][BLUE]FYI; if you aren't a douchebag (6.5 years, over a hundred posts, never an infraction) and you ask somebody something reasonable and they ARE a douchebag about it, you can always write me. I only ask you long time guys to be nice to noobs that don't act like dicks, the ones that do when they are new only get worse with time.

Hopefully this is a satisfactory solution.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Good for a belly laugh here!

[QUOTE=Admin2;2242753][BLUE]FYI; if you aren't a douchebag (6.5 years, over a hundred posts, never an infraction) and you ask somebody something reasonable and they ARE a douchebag about it, you can always write me. I only ask you long time guys to be nice to noobs that don't act like dicks, the ones that do when they are new only get worse with time.

Hopefully this is a satisfactory solution.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]His new user name is very fitting. LMAO.

LOL. Nice work A2.

And Welcome to the board Duchebag.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2242753][BLUE]FYI; if you aren't a douchebag (6.5 years, over a hundred posts, never an infraction) and you ask somebody something reasonable and they ARE a douchebag about it, you can always write me. I only ask you long time guys to be nice to noobs that don't act like dicks, the ones that do when they are new only get worse with time.

Hopefully this is a satisfactory solution.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rowdyreptile;2242833]LOL. Nice work A2.

And Welcome to the board Duchebag.[/QUOTE]Nice job well put in his place.