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[QUOTE=DirkDig1;3822871]She was on sister site, tried once, total pornstar but too big for my liking, she is very friendly and knows how to use those tits, she has videos also. With me she foot the job down but too big for me. Can suck a cock though, spit, dirty talk, slap her cheeks with it, the whole nine yards a great BBBJTCIM or on those huge tits.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the review. I had fun with you, but also have an understanding that not every man loves a curvy girl LOL, glad you enjoyed yourself sweetie!

[QUOTE=JRuds;3829996]Sorry Skyee fans. Had the absolute worst experience with her tonight. After a few texts back and forth ended up at her place, a long term stay complex off of the trail. After waiting for the final text for the room number in the parking lot (10-15 minutes later) knocked on the door and God dam. She packed on the pounds. Definitely BBW status now but I was okay with that just looking to relieve my headache with one of those 2017 trail specials I remember so well. Gave the negotiatied tip and I wish I would have paid attention to where she put it. (never making that mistake again) I get comfortable and look over and in a matter of 10-15 seconds she actually fell asleep standing up drinking a dam milkshake. At this point I pick my pants off the bed and my dam cell phone slips out of my pocket, hits the floor and cracks the screen. At this point I continue getting dressed and am simply ready to just call it a loss. She wakes back up, I get undressed again and she goes to work. She fell asleep three or four fucking times with my cock in her mouth. So naturally each time I push it down her throat to wake her ass up. Absolutely amazing she instantly snaps back into action each time until she finally just passes out for good, I mean lights fucking out! I just simply gave up, I push her passed out ass off me and begin to get dressed. I stand up and theres a dam kitten playing by my shoes, I think nothing of it until I go to put them on. The fucking cat pissed in my brand new shoes, weird thing is her room didn't smell like cats at all. WTF I couldn't make the shit up if I tried, it was like I was living out a fucken comedy movie, Im almost expecting to wake up with a dam tiger in my hotel room bathroom .

So I'm out.

One brand new pair of Nike's (by the way if you see a bum on the trail sporting a new pair of size 11 black and orange air maxes you know where they came from, chucked them bitches out the window at the light at consulate and OBT. God dam cat piss stinks!!

60 burritos I know overpaid to begin with but in work truck and couldn't go cruising up and down the trail).

100 burritos for new phone screen.

Total damage close to 300 burritos, would have been cheaper to go to GG or BO!

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=52894&cityid=98[/URL][/QUOTE]Although I feel bad about your dream that's one of the funniest post I have ever read on this site lmao.

I am new here and took the plunge on sexy jenny. I texted Jenny and she responded that she was available after 1 pm. I set up date with her, she text me some pictures and I was excited to meet her. I arrived at her private apt. She answered the door in lingerie we hugged and moved into the bedroom. I took a look around and all was good. We had some small talk she was making me feel comfortable, I got undressed and so did she, I left donation on table and she never looked at it. Jenny had me lay on bed and she started to BBBJ it was deep wet and best I have had, she swallowed me all and also licked on my balls.

I wanted Greek so I didn't want to pop fast, I stopped her and flipped her over, covered up and went deep and fast in her tight hole. I popped in minutes. I cleaned up in her bathroom and went back to work.

I will be back definitely glad I went.

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[QUOTE=JRuds;3829996]Sorry Skyee fans. Had the absolute worst experience with her tonight. After a few texts back and forth ended up at her place, a long term stay complex off of the trail. After waiting for the final text for the room number in the parking lot (10-15 minutes later) knocked on the door and God dam. She packed on the pounds. Definitely BBW status now but I was okay with that just looking to relieve my headache with one of those 2017 trail specials I remember so well. Gave the negotiatied tip and I wish I would have paid attention to where she put it. (never making that mistake again) I get comfortable and look over and in a matter of 10-15 seconds she actually fell asleep standing up drinking a dam milkshake. At this point I pick my pants off the bed and my dam cell phone slips out of my pocket, hits the floor and cracks the screen. At this point I continue getting dressed and am simply ready to just call it a loss. She wakes back up, I get undressed again and she goes to work. She fell asleep three or four fucking times with my cock in her mouth. So naturally each time I push it down her throat to wake her ass up. Absolutely amazing she instantly snaps back into action each time until she finally just passes out for good, I mean lights fucking out! I just simply gave up, I push her passed out ass off me and begin to get dressed. I stand up and theres a dam kitten playing by my shoes, I think nothing of it until I go to put them on. The fucking cat pissed in my brand new shoes, weird thing is her room didn't smell like cats at all. WTF I couldn't make the shit up if I tried, it was like I was living out a fucken comedy movie, Im almost expecting to wake up with a dam tiger in my hotel room bathroom .

So I'm out.

One brand new pair of Nike's (by the way if you see a bum on the trail sporting a new pair of size 11 black and orange air maxes you know where they came from, chucked them bitches out the window at the light at consulate and OBT. God dam cat piss stinks!!

60 burritos I know overpaid to begin with but in work truck and couldn't go cruising up and down the trail).

100 burritos for new phone screen.

Total damage close to 300 burritos, would have been cheaper to go to GG or BO!

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=52894&cityid=98[/URL][/QUOTE]LOL sorry for laughing but hat is the state of affairs for many providers. She was nodding off from opiates. It's easy to figure out why her room doesn't smell like cat piss, the cat is better trained than her. All the cat knows is when it pusses in a tricks shoes the shoes leave with him. Tidy Cat.

[QUOTE=TeenLover;3829723]She has been advertising for the entire 8 years I have lived here and this is the first thing I have ever read about her. Now I may have missed it, it wouldn't be the first time.[/QUOTE]She as been on here a super long time (well on BP) as I saw her back when she was called Stacy and I left her two reveiws years ago.

Had a bit of down time and needed a quick stop to take a nap. Bunny was happy to help location was close to MCO pictures show her best side nice filters short just as sweet as she could be a bit older but made up for it. Great eyes and happy to please with eye contact during. Very open and very eager to please. Thanks Bunny.

[QUOTE=JRuds;3829996]Sorry Skyee fans. Had the absolute worst experience with her tonight. After a few texts back and forth ended up at her place, a long term stay complex off of the trail. After waiting for the final text for the room number in the parking lot (10-15 minutes later) knocked on the door and God dam. She packed on the pounds. Definitely BBW status now but I was okay with that just looking to relieve my headache with one of those 2017 trail specials I remember so well. Gave the negotiatied tip and I wish I would have paid attention to where she put it. (never making that mistake again) I get comfortable and look over and in a matter of 10-15 seconds she actually fell asleep standing up drinking a dam milkshake. At this point I pick my pants off the bed and my dam cell phone slips out of my pocket, hits the floor and cracks the screen. At this point I continue getting dressed and am simply ready to just call it a loss. She wakes back up, I get undressed again and she goes to work. She fell asleep three or four fucking times with my cock in her mouth. So naturally each time I push it down her throat to wake her ass up. Absolutely amazing she instantly snaps back into action each time until she finally just passes out for good, I mean lights fucking out! I just simply gave up, I push her passed out ass off me and begin to get dressed. I stand up and theres a dam kitten playing by my shoes, I think nothing of it until I go to put them on. The fucking cat pissed in my brand new shoes, weird thing is her room didn't smell like cats at all. WTF I couldn't make the shit up if I tried, it was like I was living out a fucken comedy movie, Im almost expecting to wake up with a dam tiger in my hotel room bathroom .

So I'm out.

One brand new pair of Nike's (by the way if you see a bum on the trail sporting a new pair of size 11 black and orange air maxes you know where they came from, chucked them bitches out the window at the light at consulate and OBT. God dam cat piss stinks!!

60 burritos I know overpaid to begin with but in work truck and couldn't go cruising up and down the trail).

100 burritos for new phone screen.

Total damage close to 300 burritos, would have been cheaper to go to GG or BO!

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=52894&cityid=98[/URL][/QUOTE]Just a quick update since posting- Skyee has contacted me, apologized and offered to make things right, she seems sincere in her apology. That's a rare occurrence in this hobby, I guess everybody just simply has a bad day now and again, glad she's owning up to it and trying to do the right thing.

The other day I was tired and decided to take a nap. I had a nice dream. In my dream I met up with Starr. She told me she was brand new, and she is very friendly. She has nice DD titties and has a nice thick booty. When we met she was wearing a nice black dress. I grabbed her ass and she started kissing me. I told her to take her bra off and she has some beautiful nipples and nice round set of racks. I enjoyed them for a bit and then I told her to get to work. She gave me a nice BBBJ and the whole time she let me push her head down while I fingered her. She took it all the way down without complain. She only had to stop a few times to gasp for air. She played with the boys and does a great job at taking directions. She was sucking it so good that 20 minutes in I nutted in the back of her mouth. Such a great girl she swallowed it all. Then my dream ended. I woke up thinking dam it was only a dream now it's back to reality.

[QUOTE=Savage33;3830441]The other day I was tired and decided to take a nap. I had a nice dream. In my dream I met up with Starr. She told me she was brand new, and she is very friendly. She has nice DD titties and has a nice thick booty. When we met she was wearing a nice black dress. I grabbed her ass and she started kissing me. I told her to take her bra off and she has some beautiful nipples and nice round set of racks. I enjoyed them for a bit and then I told her to get to work. She gave me a nice BBBJ and the whole time she let me push her head down while I fingered her. She took it all the way down without complain. She only had to stop a few times to gasp for air. She played with the boys and does a great job at taking directions. She was sucking it so good that 20 minutes in I nutted in the back of her mouth. Such a great girl she swallowed it all. Then my dream ended. I woke up thinking dam it was only a dream now it's back to reality.[/QUOTE]Cute, thick, and DDs. Just added to my to do list. Great review.

TMC.

[QUOTE=FatJoe;3830149]I am new here and took the plunge on sexy jenny. I texted Jenny and she responded that she was available after 1 pm. I set up date with her, she text me some pictures and I was excited to meet her. I arrived at her private apt. She answered the door in lingerie we hugged and moved into the bedroom. I took a look around and all was good. We had some small talk she was making me feel comfortable, I got undressed and so did she, I left donation on table and she never looked at it. Jenny had me lay on bed and she started to BBBJ it was deep wet and best I have had, she swallowed me all and also licked on my balls.

I wanted Greek so I didn't want to pop fast, I stopped her and flipped her over, covered up and went deep and fast in her tight hole. I popped in minutes. I cleaned up in her bathroom and went back to work.

I will be back definitely glad I went.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...2795&cityid=98[/URL][/QUOTE]My link didn't work on my message I hope this one works [URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=52795&cityid=98[/URL].

[QUOTE=JRuds;3829996]Sorry Skyee fans. Had the absolute worst experience with her tonight. After a few texts back and forth ended up at her place, a long term stay complex off of the trail. After waiting for the final text for the room number in the parking lot (10-15 minutes later) knocked on the door and God dam. She packed on the pounds. Definitely BBW status now but I was okay with that just looking to relieve my headache with one of those 2017 trail specials I remember so well. Gave the negotiatied tip and I wish I would have paid attention to where she put it. (never making that mistake again) I get comfortable and look over and in a matter of 10-15 seconds she actually fell asleep standing up drinking a dam milkshake. At this point I pick my pants off the bed and my dam cell phone slips out of my pocket, hits the floor and cracks the screen. At this point I continue getting dressed and am simply ready to just call it a loss. She wakes back up, I get undressed again and she goes to work. She fell asleep three or four fucking times with my cock in her mouth. So naturally each time I push it down her throat to wake her ass up. Absolutely amazing she instantly snaps back into action each time until she finally just passes out for good, I mean lights fucking out! I just simply gave up, I push her passed out ass off me and begin to get dressed. I stand up and theres a dam kitten playing by my shoes, I think nothing of it until I go to put them on. The fucking cat pissed in my brand new shoes, weird thing is her room didn't smell like cats at all. WTF I couldn't make the shit up if I tried, it was like I was living out a fucken comedy movie, Im almost expecting to wake up with a dam tiger in my hotel room bathroom .

So I'm out.

One brand new pair of Nike's (by the way if you see a bum on the trail sporting a new pair of size 11 black and orange air maxes you know where they came from, chucked them bitches out the window at the light at consulate and OBT. God dam cat piss stinks!!

60 burritos I know overpaid to begin with but in work truck and couldn't go cruising up and down the trail).

100 burritos for new phone screen.

Total damage close to 300 burritos, would have been cheaper to go to GG or BO!

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=52894&cityid=98[/URL][/QUOTE]With all this rain that black cloud shit has been going around. This is a no shitter! One of my buds decides to play with a kitty while getting a BBBJ last week. He feels something weird and thinks to himself WTF this biotch is on the rag. He looks down to find he has now halfway removed a used hat that was at the bottom, he tells her about it she reaches down pulls it out flings it across the room while still sucking dick. My man has more stomach than I do as he did not depart. Think about that next time you head south of the border. As Jruds said you just can not make this shit up.

I know there has to be someone on here who has fallen asleep while DATY of his wife? LOL.

Jesse.

[QUOTE=Savage33;3830441]The other day I was tired and decided to take a nap. I had a nice dream. In my dream I met up with Starr. She told me she was brand new, and she is very friendly. She has nice DD titties and has a nice thick booty. When we met she was wearing a nice black dress. I grabbed her ass and she started kissing me. I told her to take her bra off and she has some beautiful nipples and nice round set of racks. I enjoyed them for a bit and then I told her to get to work. She gave me a nice BBBJ and the whole time she let me push her head down while I fingered her. She took it all the way down without complain. She only had to stop a few times to gasp for air. She played with the boys and does a great job at taking directions. She was sucking it so good that 20 minutes in I nutted in the back of her mouth. Such a great girl she swallowed it all. Then my dream ended. I woke up thinking dam it was only a dream now it's back to reality.[/QUOTE]Is this Star Bright from the sister site?

[QUOTE=Hodar;3830231]LOL sorry for laughing but hat is the state of affairs for many providers. She was nodding off from opiates. It's easy to figure out why her room doesn't smell like cat piss, the cat is better trained than her. All the cat knows is when it pusses in a tricks shoes the shoes leave with him. Tidy Cat.[/QUOTE]The worst thing about a cat pissing in someone's shoes (or anywhere, for that matter) is that the smell of cat urine is actually a tell-tale sign of meth. And even the newest rookie uncle is going to know it.

So, if this happens and you end up with anything that even hints of the smell of cat urine and get pulled over, you can bet a diddle-eyed doe to a damned if I know that you're going to get searched, guaranteed. It would be no different than if they caught a whiff of weed.

Told me she was new. Had seen a couple before me. Nice titties. Great BBBJ and good kisser, and tasty daty clean. Her place she hosted at had a roommate -kid so not all comfortable with that. HHr. If room mate isn't around would repeat.

Saw her last week, when I walked in I was wowed by her looks and height. Freshly showered and had only a towel. Off to to room we talked for a while and had a pleasant conversation. Afterwards cloths came off and started with BBJ, followed by fun time. Left happy.

[QUOTE=CssnPilot;3830562]Is this Star Bright from the sister site?[/QUOTE]Yeah that's the one.

A week or so ago I took a trip to Jersey. As always a class act when it comes to scheduling and location. I usually only partake of her oral skills and that day was no exception. She was at it for at least 30 minutes, an oh so good feeling!!

Perhaps the proper candy analogy is an "all day sucker".

TB.

During the break I had a few chances to meet with this amazing vixen. Private apt on Eastside that is safe. I met her on Instagram and I have to say she is way more sexxxy than her pics. Ass for days so any ass man will be fully satisfied. She has a stripper pole and does the best erotic dance and grind to get me at full attention CBJ was best I've had in a long time and helped me not bust before the main event. Lots of slobbering and humming and insane dirty talk to get blood pumping. We took to the bedroom for the main event and did the ABC's of positions all of which were great but nothing tops the view from doggy with Tori so could not hold out and busted in the wrapper. She is cool down to earth and got a good head on her shoulders. Treat her right and your in for an amazing night. I did 1. 5 for VIP first time we met and did 1 the next time which didn't have the strip show but was well worth the trip. Enjoy this sexxxy chocolate drop while you can cause I don't see this one staying in the bizz for an extended time.

Rico.

You have a link for her??

[QUOTE=Rico407;3830744]During the break I had a few chances to meet with this amazing vixen. Private apt on Eastside that is safe. I met her on Instagram and I have to say she is way more sexxxy than her pics. Ass for days so any ass man will be fully satisfied. She has a stripper pole and does the best erotic dance and grind to get me at full attention CBJ was best I've had in a long time and helped me not bust before the main event. Lots of slobbering and humming and insane dirty talk to get blood pumping. We took to the bedroom for the main event and did the ABC's of positions all of which were great but nothing tops the view from doggy with Tori so could not hold out and busted in the wrapper. She is cool down to earth and got a good head on her shoulders. Treat her right and your in for an amazing night. I did 1. 5 for VIP first time we met and did 1 the next time which didn't have the strip show but was well worth the trip. Enjoy this sexxxy chocolate drop while you can cause I don't see this one staying in the bizz for an extended time.

Rico.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Savage33;3830668]Yeah that's the one.[/QUOTE]Is her ad down? I've been looking but can't seem to locate her on the sister site.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

I fell asleep this afternoon with a massive headache and before I knew it I was dreaming of this lovely lady. She has a great personality and is a thick girl but she's 5'9 with D tits so it's a nice thickness. She follows direction well and doesn't complain. Great BBJCIM and no complaints. Be nice to her guys she's a keeper!

I recently had a dream with Angela, and it was just amazing. Talk about a class act, she was kind warm and very friendly. She had set up such a nice and relaxing environment in the room that I was instantly comfortable after walking in. Her skills are out of this world and I recommend dreaming of her as soon as you can.

[QUOTE=TheBoge;3830679]A week or so ago I took a trip to Jersey. As always a class act when it comes to scheduling and location. I usually only partake of her oral skills and that day was no exception. She was at it for at least 30 minutes, an oh so good feeling!!

Perhaps the proper candy analogy is an "all day sucker".

TB.[/QUOTE]It's always my pleasure to satisfy you my dear. I love how you appreciate my skills.

Saw Ms. Anastacia a couple of weeks ago in her own private place. She is tall glass of water. I dreamt of BBBJ and then doggy, cowgirl, miss etc. She can take a pounding for a long time. Made me sweat LOL. Loves to chat. Smart intelligent and beautiful. Low volume. Must see if you are local!

If you read this baby, this is Tony. I will see you again soon!

She's got some magical head skills.

[QUOTE=TheBoge;3830679]A week or so ago I took a trip to Jersey. As always a class act when it comes to scheduling and location. I usually only partake of her oral skills and that day was no exception. She was at it for at least 30 minutes, an oh so good feeling!!

Perhaps the proper candy analogy is an "all day sucker".

TB.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZNZBills;3830763]Is her ad down? I've been looking but can't seem to locate her on the sister site.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]Had to search but I think this is it [URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=54162&cityid=98[/URL].

Interesting I once dreamt over in a fantasy where I set aside 80 thinking it was a qv full service but then she gave me a 5 minute BJ. Wasn't too happy about that. She was chubby then. If she was dreaming for 60 qv with full service would have repeated.

[QUOTE=JRuds;3829996]Sorry Skyee fans. Had the absolute worst experience with her tonight. After a few texts back and forth ended up at her place, a long term stay complex off of the trail. After waiting for the final text for the room number in the parking lot (10-15 minutes later) knocked on the door and God dam. She packed on the pounds. Definitely BBW status now but I was okay with that just looking to relieve my headache with one of those 2017 trail specials I remember so well. Gave the negotiatied tip and I wish I would have paid attention to where she put it. (never making that mistake again) I get comfortable and look over and in a matter of 10-15 seconds she actually fell asleep standing up drinking a dam milkshake. At this point I pick my pants off the bed and my dam cell phone slips out of my pocket, hits the floor and cracks the screen. At this point I continue getting dressed and am simply ready to just call it a loss. She wakes back up, I get undressed again and she goes to work. She fell asleep three or four fucking times with my cock in her mouth. So naturally each time I push it down her throat to wake her ass up. Absolutely amazing she instantly snaps back into action each time until she finally just passes out for good, I mean lights fucking out! I just simply gave up, I push her passed out ass off me and begin to get dressed. I stand up and theres a dam kitten playing by my shoes, I think nothing of it until I go to put them on. The fucking cat pissed in my brand new shoes, weird thing is her room didn't smell like cats at all. WTF I couldn't make the shit up if I tried, it was like I was living out a fucken comedy movie, Im almost expecting to wake up with a dam tiger in my hotel room bathroom .

So I'm out.

One brand new pair of Nike's (by the way if you see a bum on the trail sporting a new pair of size 11 black and orange air maxes you know where they came from, chucked them bitches out the window at the light at consulate and OBT. God dam cat piss stinks!!

60 burritos I know overpaid to begin with but in work truck and couldn't go cruising up and down the trail).

100 burritos for new phone screen.

Total damage close to 300 burritos, would have been cheaper to go to GG or BO!

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=52894&cityid=98[/URL][/QUOTE]

I also saw paige she was good. Nice boobs, hair smelled good. BBJ (no DT) and CFS. No kissing. Hope I can repeat. 60 qv.

[QUOTE=TasteNC;3827281]Well, after a long overdue hiatus I ventured for a safe gym membership. I could not resist a chance to partake of the sweet stuff. She has several positive reviews so little to add here but I'm a pretty straight forward guy looking for ease. I don't want to have to buy this, bring that or send pics with my finger up my nose. So I did enjoy setting a time, meeting up and having fun. Although not what I expected all in all. Her membership rewards seem good even if I don't take advantage of all of them. I got exactly what I wanted and I must say those tits are perfection. Sliding in between them and dropping off a beautiful necklace will not be one I soon forget. Good times.[/QUOTE]

Drove down to Kissimmee side for a dream with Sexifun. She lost a lot of weight and is a lot more petite, still some baby fat but looks healthy. She was ok (BBBJ, cfs) however be aware that her qv session does not include GFE (kissing), only hh sessions and above have GFE in my dreams.

[QUOTE=ZNZBills;3830763]Is her ad down? I've been looking but can't seem to locate her on the sister site.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]Here you go:

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=54162&cityid=98[/URL]

Just wanted to let yall know I'm not new to the hobby. I have had plenty of dreams with some of the talent mentioned and then some.

Any suggestions on a great HE with a full nude view? Not looking for FS. Wanted to see Eve but she's MIA and Gia doesn't post anymore. Would prefer white or latina, want to mix it up from the typical AMP.

[QUOTE=SmallPeepee100;3831009]I also saw paige she was good. Nice boobs, hair smelled good. BBJ (no DT) and CFS. No kissing. Hope I can repeat. 60 qv.[/QUOTE]Thanks sweetie.

Hope to see you soon at my new gym. Finally in there, getting settled. Just got new wonderful gym equipment to exercise on. Hours are goiong to be 6 a to 11 p daily for now.

Xoxo.

Paige.

[QUOTE=WavyZay;3831137]Just wanted to let yall know I'm not new to the hobby. I have had plenty of dreams with some of the talent mentioned and then some.[/QUOTE]You are not new to the hobby, but new to the site.

Welcome aboard,

Pilot.

[QUOTE=FieryStud;3829677]It was early morning on Thursday and I was in the mood. Tried texting a few providers and Paige responded immediately.

Two call verification system and off I went to her place. The door was open and she had a pet puppy with her. But the puppy was all the more quiet and so that was not a problem at all.

We got down to business and she is true to all the reviews posted about her. Paid for hh and left drained.

Stay safe! Happy hunting![/QUOTE]Very fun indeed!!

Hope to see you again soon.

Thanks!!

Xoxo.

Paige.

Has anyone seen the young lady?

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Dude,

Sorry for the crap experience. However, it was an absolute HOOT to read this one! Thanks for sharing. Made my night. Better luck next time!

Be safe out there.

Jack.

[QUOTE=JRuds;3829996]Sorry Skyee fans. Had the absolute worst experience with her tonight. After a few texts back and forth ended up at her place, a long term stay complex off of the trail. After waiting for the final text for the room number in the parking lot (10-15 minutes later) knocked on the door and God dam. She packed on the pounds. Definitely BBW status now but I was okay with that just looking to relieve my headache with one of those 2017 trail specials I remember so well. Gave the negotiatied tip and I wish I would have paid attention to where she put it. (never making that mistake again) I get comfortable and look over and in a matter of 10-15 seconds she actually fell asleep standing up drinking a dam milkshake. At this point I pick my pants off the bed and my dam cell phone slips out of my pocket, hits the floor and cracks the screen. At this point I continue getting dressed and am simply ready to just call it a loss. She wakes back up, I get undressed again and she goes to work. She fell asleep three or four fucking times with my cock in her mouth. So naturally each time I push it down her throat to wake her ass up. Absolutely amazing she instantly snaps back into action each time until she finally just passes out for good, I mean lights fucking out! I just simply gave up, I push her passed out ass off me and begin to get dressed. I stand up and theres a dam kitten playing by my shoes, I think nothing of it until I go to put them on. The fucking cat pissed in my brand new shoes, weird thing is her room didn't smell like cats at all. WTF I couldn't make the shit up if I tried, it was like I was living out a fucken comedy movie, Im almost expecting to wake up with a dam tiger in my hotel room bathroom .

So I'm out.

One brand new pair of Nike's (by the way if you see a bum on the trail sporting a new pair of size 11 black and orange air maxes you know where they came from, chucked them bitches out the window at the light at consulate and OBT. God dam cat piss stinks!!

60 burritos I know overpaid to begin with but in work truck and couldn't go cruising up and down the trail).

100 burritos for new phone screen.

Total damage close to 300 burritos, would have been cheaper to go to GG or BO!

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[QUOTE=MunkysLove;3777353]Got to see this beauty the other day, what more can be said? She beautiful, short, thick in all the right places and has a great personality. She's good at making you feel at home, and she doesn't add "GFE" for no reason, she really is. She's so good I said "Love You!" By accident on the way out the door, LOL! See her and treat her well fellas.

ML.[/QUOTE]Does anyone know how tall MarinaGFE is? I love short women.

Thanks,

Pilot.