Massage Parlor Reports

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Too good to be true right? Any info?[/QUOTE]Yes, don't bother. You might get a HJ and you might not, its not a sure thing. The pic shows a spinner. Steph is no spinner. Much thicker, J Lo ass, bolt ons as night Owl says. You will have a better shot at a HJ if little miss Filipena 4 hands helper is not there. She is total no go. Great to look at but zero massage skills. Good blue baller though.

Wonder if they are closed. Anyone know?

[QUOTE=Organics;2269719]I wanted to see if anyone had any suggestions on who to see here and if they offer any extras like happy endings? I also have been searching AMP's in and around Milwaukee and wanted to know if anyone had any recent experiences that were worth bragging about and the names so I can indulge myself. I will say I was recently to Lake Geneva and saw Jeanie. Very nice and well worth the trip south.[/QUOTE]Completely legit.

[QUOTE=Acrovader7;2278709]I work down by New Massage. I might've been their very first customer and was a regular for a time. I used to get Cindy all the time. She would shorten my massages by 10 minutes she was the only one there and someone came in during my massage. Obviously she didn't want the potential customer lose interest and leave while giving me my massage so I guessing the reason for the shortened massage. I never really got a good vibe from her. She turned snippy towards me when I mentioned to the older woman that Cindy would routinely not give me the full hour. This was really my first foray into body massages and I never knew during this time that this place doled out Happy Endings (until months later when I did some research into the matter). After Cindy left, I got that younger woman with the flat face. She gave me a pretty good table shower, washing EVERY part of my body. But she always ignored my subtle attempts at wanting a HE. But the last time, back in early September would be my last visit at NM. Half way through the massage, she asks why I don't have a girlfriend. I never, ever, mentioned having a girlfriend or otherwise. But her question really started to get to me. She then went on to say if I worked out more maybe I'd get a girlfriend. Now, this was way out of line. I didn't bring the subject up and it was getting to the point where it was insulting. I shrugged off her questioning with non-answers. Nonetheless, whatever tip I would've normally left wasn't happening. I clothed and started heading towards the door. The girl (CoCo? Starts yelling to me as I'm out the door- 'Tip?' 'Tip? As if I'm OBLIGATED to tip her. I should've kept walking, but I'm afraid she'd follow me out in the parking lot and create a sin. I gave a tip, alright. One dollar (99 cents too much). Maybe by that low tip she'd get the idea I wasn't happy.

None the less, I've been to that place on Mayfair road several times. I've seen three different girls. Haven't had any problems there but I don't like their attitudes towards tips. One girl, that I saw twice, frowned and made a whining sound when I tipped her which really had me pissed. The first time I tipped her $40, and the next, $60. I almost came close on the second time just crossing off the $60 tip when she started pouting. They don't understand the concepts of tips. Last time I was there I got the younger one. She had a tight, small ass. And during my massage rubbed her pert ass. But early on, upon the flip, she puts the receipt in front of my face that I needed to tip UP FRONT for a HE and that it was going to be $80!! Boy, did I get fleeced. No more for this place. Not anytime soon.

Lot of people have been grousing about the Japanese lady near Mayfair. I saw her last summer. Not attractive, by any means. But she was cheap, and her massage was excellent. I got a HE, but I closed my eyes knowing I'd never come if I looked at her. She was really friendly and seemed strange to the idea of tipping. I gave her some money for a tip and she made it seem like she never heard of tips before. Which, for me, worked out fine because I didn't feel bad about giving her a smaller tip (smaller compared to fleecing I got at Eastern Massage or whatever its called).[/QUOTE]Usually NM is consistent with service without disappointment. Cindy. What can I say? She is all about Cindy. She's a hard worker and will not turn away business. She might even put you in a room for 30-40 minutes, but won't ever say "too busy, come back later". She probably owes me a free hour by now for all the times she shorted me on time. I would suggest getting the half hour and not the hour with her. To her one hour is 45 minutes. I'm usually sick of talking to her after 30 minutes anyway. If she liked you and you tipped above average, the menu was expanded and she would dress you when it was over. I also don't like parking my truck where all those other businesses can see it. Take the good with the bad. I know what you mean about being told to lose weight. Its like being told your dick is little. Their lack of English prevents them from being subtle. Cindy was a loose cannon and scaring away clients. You walk in and she would take possession of you acting like you came to see her. You can't win sometimes. If you choose one one woman over another, they get their feelings hurt. Look, they are all married, or have boyfriends. There's no roaming, no outside dating, no big FS extras where big tips are involved. Shouldn't be an issue. It should be just about retaining clients, keeping them happy, working as a team. Still they take it personally if you reject one over another. I think the old woman doesn't care. My gut tells me she's the manager and she just wants you to be happy. The other girls are more competitive with each other. Sometimes its easier when there is just one there so you don't have to pick one and disappoint the others. HE has never been an issue because its always been their idea. They point, I nod, and there has never been mention of a tip. Of course I know if I don't tip I will never get another HE. Some like me more than others and I like some of them more than others. The important thing is that when I go, I want to be greeted properly, respected, given a good massage, no BS about the HE, no upsell at anytime, and given the time I paid for. If my time is shortened I want it made up on the next visit. Usually they honor that if I get the half hour and they are not busy. Then 30 turns into 45. My advice is that if you want to be treated well, stick with one spa, one or two providers, tip well, arrive clean (I mean wash your asshole deep and good), don't go grabbing their tits and ass, don't tell them your life story. They will respond well when they see an old friend that they know will tip them good, is clean and polite, and not grope them. Someone who understands that when they get busy, you have their best interest in mind and not selfish interest in getting every last minute used up. If your are Mr. Cheap who demands the whole hour when they get busy, tipping $20-30 and preventing them from making more with another client, they will probably take it out on you. Remember they are women, with hormones and feelings.

Ever notice that the girls always wear a padded bra even if they are well endowed? I think it's for those who grope on top to make them think they are feeling the real thing?

What do you think?

[QUOTE=PaulKolman;2283015]Ever notice that the girls always wear a padded bra even if they are well endowed? I think it's for those who grope on top to make them think they are feeling the real thing?

What do you think?[/QUOTE]I've never been excited by what I have found behind the padded bra. If you come across a provider with a padded bra, just back off and leave it alone. If you want to find a nice rack at an AMP you will need to go to Illinois.

Planning on going soon. Anybody can PM me a name or ref?? Struck out last time, saw good things though.

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I would have to say if she was my friends mom I would def try to get with her. Very good massage. Like almost professional but very touchy feely. She has a saggy body but very soft non the less. Had a great massage which is followed by HJ, make sure you arrive there clean and be respectful, otherwise she will try to get you out quick which is understandable. Damage was $. 2 with some extra for tip. Lovely time and definitely worth the trip.

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She's definitely posting in the wrong section but she is a very good visit. Great downtown location, got buzzed up and she had a heated table ready for me. Used a light lotion but when we got to the end she used this warm lotion or lube that felt heavenly. She definitely knows how to use her hands. Prices are definitely worth what she gives, Idk about going for b2 b but maybe when I have extra money might try it.

[QUOTE=Lurker02;2281502]Wonder if they are closed. Anyone know?[/QUOTE]Gone. Drove by today. Sign is gone, blinds are open. Place is empty.

[QUOTE=Monopolizr;2285325]Gone. Drove by today. Sign is gone, blinds are open. Place is empty.[/QUOTE]Tuna town out in Waukesha is gone too.

[QUOTE=Monopolizr;2285325]Gone. Drove by today. Sign is gone, blinds are open. Place is empty.[/QUOTE][URL]http://janesville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-opening-and-sweet-asian-massage-25/11216770[/URL] travel to McFarland for the same dreams you had in LG.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2283297]I've never been excited by what I have found behind the padded bra. If you come across a provider with a padded bra, just back off and leave it alone. If you want to find a nice rack at an AMP you will need to go to Illinois.[/QUOTE]I was recently in LG and the AMP there is very nice. Free table shower with plenty of compliments and then a very sensual rub. She allowed massaging her tits and they were very nice and full without the need to drive to IL. LOL.

I went to RO in Brookfield, got a decent massage from Cindy, but no HE. . 45. I then went to LM on Greenfield in West Allis. Same. Got a good massage from Sandy for. 60. . 2 tip. However, again, no HE. After a few offers of add'l tip, she put lotoin on my hand and told me to finish myself.

Both were cute, Cindy was maybe 35/40, and Sandy was mid 20's.

Ugh. New to the hobby, and looking for something with an HE, but cannot seem to find it.

[QUOTE=GuinessGuy;2292533]I went to RO in Brookfield, got a decent massage from Cindy, but no HE. . 45. I then went to LM on Greenfield in West Allis. Same. Got a good massage from Sandy for. 60. . 2 tip. However, again, no HE. After a few offers of add'l tip, she put lotoin on my hand and told me to finish myself.

Both were cute, Cindy was maybe 35/40, and Sandy was mid 20's.

Ugh. New to the hobby, and looking for something with an HE, but cannot seem to find it.[/QUOTE]After two massages, you should be very relaxed. My guess is that you are either being too direct about the tip and / or you are giving off bad vibes.

Enjoy the massages. At some of these places, the massage is the best part.