Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Horsetrader]We probably agree more than it may seem. My comments about women having diffuculty reaching climax was relative to how easily a man reaches climax (especially men of the same age as AMP women). I also know women who reach climax quite quickly, but it has never been an AMP woman. I would agree that the AMP women feel a good sensation during the session, but it a question if they really "get off" with us.[/QUOTE]

Yes when compared to men, it would be accurate. I am sure there are some AMP girls who do climax but for the most part we all know it is fake to boost our egos. Do not think I am delusional in that regard.

However it is possible to date AMP girls, or even have long standing relationships with them outside of the spa, I have several times. I know a few other people who have as well.

Let's face it, we go there because we like the way they treat us.
We like the ego boost and for 1hr (or 1/2 if thats what you paid for) everything they say is true.

No sense in pooring cold water on everyone after the fact. Its all true while we are there.

[QUOTE=Parkinsons]Things that I believed 100% when my provider told me:

1. "Oh you're so big!!"
2. "I came 3 times already, are you gonna cum soon?"
3. "I'm in love with you"

[/QUOTE]

Didn't hear any of the above, but of course women are famous for this kinda thing. This is one of those questions which may never get an answer.

Maybe AMP women never orgasm. Maybe 2% do. Regardless, when they fake it with such skill it can be rewarding.

I guess I should leave satisfied and just shut up. :-)

[QUOTE=Brahmabull]
Let's face it, we go there because we like the way they treat us.
We like the ego boost and for 1hr (or 1/2 if thats what you paid for) everything they say is true.

No sense in pooring cold water on everyone after the fact. Its all true while we are there.[/QUOTE]

Exactly. When you press that doorbell pretend that you're about to enter Wonderland. The situation doesn't bear (bare?) excessive scrutiny.

treat the ladies well.

If all a client does is what the provider tells him to, then the provider isn't gonna get to orgasm unless she can do all the work herself. That may be 2% of the AMP population.

If a client takes time to stimulate the provider, then the provider is more apt to get to orgasm.

How does one stimulate his provider? Here is what has worked for me. I don't worry about getting off until she does. Figure out the rest on your own. ;-) But be ready to do whatever it takes. I have met few providers who didn't take the opportunity to see what I had to offer. And of those who took me up on my offer, I don't recall one who didn't at least claim to orgasm. Regardless of what she did or didn't attain, when given the opportunity to at least stimulate my provider, most times the services rendered were much better than normal - female orgasm or not.

To channel Yoda: Do, there may not be. But always rewarded is try.

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[QUOTE=Alpha D]To channel Yoda: Do, there may not be. But always rewarded is try.AD[/QUOTE]

Over the years, in the course of providing services, I've had several girls ask, "But what about me?".
My stock answers:

A. "Ok, you tip me $ and I'll see what I can do."

B. "It's not polite to talk with your mouth full."

At Hana Spa one evening long ago and far away I was with Yoko (my dear sweet friend, and the best looking provider from the waist down I've ever seen) and the subject of kinky sex came up. I asked her if she was into B&D and she said that she was. I said oh yeah? And she said yeah, "Hit me, beat me, write me a bad check.", and that was it. I was done for the rest of the hour.

Started heading into town on York Road last night around 10 and what a sight. The Sacred House: dark. The two "Open" signs just south of the Sacred House on the right: gone. New Century's lights: out. BACO: recently busted. Even Towson Spa's "Open" sign: off.

I learned that one of the spas may be reopening, but not at its current location.

I also saw a black SUV being used by ULE.

Rapid

I never would have thought of this if I didn't read about all your escapades. Stopped by a busy place off of route 2 last night. When the door opened, this ugly lady opened the door and I thought I found a "legit" place by accident. Luckily, she turned out to be the mamason. My therapist was hot! The Captain said "hello" in the shower and that helped to break the ice.

The massage was kinda crappy but I didn't care, the captain was on a rampage. At the end of the massage, the he stupidly took over and gave her all my money!. 7 at the door and. 8 for fun. Then, for the first time at a parlor, I did DATY- She said no but then changed her mind and stuffed my face down there! After she finished she gave me off with a HJ only. She was probably thinking the same thing as me and went running to wash up. She brought a cup of mouth wash when she came back. And I chucked a gallon of it when as soon as I could find a store.

Do everyone a favor and never do DATY! You'll get herpes and it only takes 1 time and seconds of contact. Gross! Plus, who knows how many guys she already "met" before me. I'm going to puke again. I'm never going to one of these places again.

At least not for a couple week.

Headed over to the Westside and had the unfortunate run in with Nana. Older provider with hard cans and a flat ass. Mama san very suspicious and un-friendly.

[QUOTE=Parkinsons]Things that I believed 100% when my provider told me:

1. "Oh you're so big!!"
2. "I came 3 times already, are you gonna cum soon?"
3. "I'm in love with you"

I'm not saying you'd be gullible if you believed. But the point of believing any one of the above is that you'd hope it leads to something else - that you're SPECIAL to the provider and maybe, just maybe some relationship will ensue. (At least some freebies when you two meet outside the AMP).

I'll choose not to believe in any of these and just appreciate the effort. Real or fake, it doesn't matter. If a girl moaned more or appeared to cum, the bottom line is, she's better than a robotic provider who's just going through the motion.[/QUOTE]

So let me get this right. You've never had a provider jump up off your face, legs flailing, yelling "You make me come too much". while trying to get her legs to stop quivering? Practice, practice, practice. You also get a pretty good reputation around the house. After all, they compare notes just as we do.
GTR

[QUOTE=Oakee Boner]I never would have thought of this if I didn't read about all your escapades. Stopped by a busy place off of route 2 last night. When the door opened, this ugly lady opened the door and I thought I found a "legit" place by accident. Luckily, she turned out to be the mamason. My therapist was hot! The Captain said "hello" in the shower and that helped to break the ice.

The massage was kinda crappy but I didn't care, the captain was on a rampage. At the end of the massage, the he stupidly took over and gave her all my money!. 7 at the door and. 8 for fun. Then, for the first time at a parlor, I did DATY- She said no but then changed her mind and stuffed my face down there! After she finished she gave me off with a HJ only. She was probably thinking the same thing as me and went running to wash up. She brought a cup of mouth wash when she came back. And I chucked a gallon of it when as soon as I could find a store."

Do everyone a favor and never do DATY! You'll get herpes and it only takes 1 time and seconds of contact. Gross! Plus, who knows how many guys she already "met" before me. I'm going to puke again. I'm never going to one of these places again.

At least not for a couple week.[/QUOTE]

You should never drink too much before you visit. You end up there, yeah, and you sure do not know where it has been!

Yours was a funny post!

And for once I agreed with him.

Went to the jeweler and met up with Maya, I've seen her before but she didn't remember me, which hurt my feelings. I bucked up after the massage and enjoyed myself.

This is a bit of a fall-back place for me, I try not to shit where I eat, so I probably won't go back for a long while. Standard door fee.

LE stays posted in this shopping center, but they're usually just getting coffee. Keep safe.

Stopped into B&S last night. had a craving around 10ish so I rushed over there. Only had time for a half hour, but was able to get everything I was looking for. She was fairly young (late 20s) and had a great natural rack for an asian girl. Senior trusted members feel free to PM me if you really need more info.

Wanted something new so I tried the place on Reisterstown Road in Owings Mills. Hadn't seen any recent reviews so I decided I could TOFTT. I don't know the name but they advertise about 1 or 2 times a week on BP. Sometimes their ad has a picture of a hot Korean girl, sometimes text only. You need to call in advance to make an appointment, this is not a walk in place.

Greeted at the door and escorted to the 2nd floor. Standard door fee. Place looked clean but not fancy. No table shower. No sauna. The girl wasn't cute and was too heavy for my taste. She complained about life too much (hard work and not enough fun). Massage was incomplete and uninspired, she never massaged my butt or my legs. Stomach massage was uncomfortable and I asked her to stop. All flip options were offered and I selected everything for $. No help with clothes, no candy at the door. She had no energy and too many rules. On the 10 point scale her appearance was a 3 and her performance was a 2. When I go to an AMP I expect to see a smiling face and some energy.

I will not return. I should have left after a poor massage and having only paid the house fee. Could have taken my $ tip and gone someplace else.

Did you mean B&B?

[QUOTE=Natty Bohner]Stopped into B&S last night. had a craving around 10ish so I rushed over there. Only had time for a half hour, but was able to get everything I was looking for. She was fairly young (late 20s) and had a great natural rack for an asian girl. Senior trusted members feel free to PM me if you really need more info.[/QUOTE]

It has been many years since I was at this place, but found myself in the area with an hour or so to kill so I figured what the heck.

Real cute brunette Russian with fake rack. Included her tip in the fee and when I questions why included it was basically stated that was the total fee. Figured I usually upgrade to the nude anyway so paid the requested amount.

Really nice body and good massage. Wanted me to flip too soon and I kept asking her to slow down so we could at least go the whole 45 min but to no avail I was done within 30 min and out the door within 30.

It will likely be another few years before I return.