Massage Parlor Reports

Sorry the previous report, there is BJ only, instead of "BBBJ".

Sorry for the confuse!

I stopped by 14K on Mother's Day right after noon. The place was pretty quiet. I asked for Angie, whom I had seen the week before. She had just arrived last weekend, but was gone already. Too bad. I enjoyed my time with her. This time I tried Diana. I got a great massage. Other activities were fun, too. She is as has been described earlier.

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Seems yellow fever gets worse in the crappy weather. Well, last night I hopped in my glass bottom cruiser and headed down to 14K. It was I guess about 9 PM when I got there. Place was dead, which I thought was good (at least for me). I was ushered into the second room from the end on the left. Someone was 'busy' in another room because I could hear her taking it like a champ.

I sit and start to take my shoes off and ***** comes in and helps me out of what I had left on. So off to the shower we go. Water was good and hot. That's relaxing in itself. Good cleaning the whole way around.

Next I sit in the sauna for maybe 5 minutes enjoying a cool bottle of water. Back to the room, face down she starts with my back, hard-soft-hard-soft. It was heaven. Next she moves down paying attention to everything.

Flip and there she is in her birthday suit. She's not a small girl but not fat either. Nice boobies and GRRRREAT ass.

She immediately starts working the man. Next she wants to switch with me and I oblige. Next, I get a wide view of the target and I move in. She puts her feet onto my back and we're off to the races. For only 3 road sodas I keep it going for a while. Bing. Bang. Boom, we're done and I'm over the fever.

Initially I asked her name and she said something low and quick. At the end I ask her how to spell her name and she shrugs and says Lauren. So say L-a-u-r-e-n and she smiles. So I really don't know what's up with that but that's ok.

I would recommend her, she's perky and nice. Very soft skin. Very trim kitty and nice nice boobs.

Standard price and tip. We need to keep the prices low. In some other areas the prices are going up. Like $300 a shot. Let's keep the girls happy and keep the prices low!

That's it.

Cabbie!

Stopped by today, hoping to see Rose. Busy, but mamma sent me new girl Happy. Just got off the boat yesterday. 30+, great bod, bolt-ons, face OK, not quite butta. Hair must be really curly, but she had it tied up with enough spray to make it painful to touch. TS, OK, back to room and quick light massagee, and on with the games. Very mechanical, and her body shows she has been at this a while. Nice enough time, but would not take her again.
AM

Seriously, fellas, you work hard for your money. Candy does not. It's like banging the wife of 20 years. Stay away from her and ask for someone else. Money better spent doing ANYTHING else. Worst lay ever!

Guys,

What a great job you did with this forum. Cheers to that.

Anyway I am at the JW Marriot in a pretty good spot on Pennsylvania and I was initialy looking for an outcall with a reliable and decent provider providing multiples for a competitive price. CL and BP didn't go to well and so many fakes around. I don't see I review I don't bite. If you can still point me to a good provider I appreciate it.

So thanks to this forum I found the 14K spot and I got interested. So I never been there and I have quick few questions. The place is next to a bar I understand so you have to go down the stairs somewhere?

What's the hottest girl there with best service? Do they allow multiples and if so how much extra $$. I really don't wanna set a bad trend for the locals so please advise about approach. I just need two cups of tee.

And what's the best time to go there? Mornings? Afternoons? When do they open and close?

Thanks bunch guys.

Ethan Weisinge,

I suggest that you RTFF, because all the info you requested is just a click away!

-DJ

[QUOTE=Ethan Weisinge]Guys,

What a great job you did with this forum. Cheers to that.

Anyway I am at the JW Marriot in a pretty good spot on Pennsylvania and I was initialy looking for an outcall with a reliable and decent provider providing multiples for a competitive price. CL and BP didn't go to well and so many fakes around. I don't see I review I don't bite. If you can still point me to a good provider I appreciate it.

So thanks to this forum I found the 14K spot and I got interested. So I never been there and I have quick few questions. The place is next to a bar I understand so you have to go down the stairs somewhere?

What's the hottest girl there with best service? Do they allow multiples and if so how much extra $$. I really don't wanna set a bad trend for the locals so please advise about approach. I just need two cups of tee.

And what's the best time to go there? Mornings? Afternoons? When do they open and close?

Thanks bunch guys.[/QUOTE]

Hi,

I have been to AMPs for awhile now. I am looking for something different, perhaps non-asian I guess.

Anyway I was at ero dc and came across some "body rub" ads. Can anyone tell me what exactly it is?

Thanks a bunch!

I had severe Yellow Fever, and a window of opportunity. So I went over to Royal at lunch time. Walking through the throngs of kids waiting for the tour bus, I rang and was buzzed right in.

Upstairs, in the dingy spa, I was led to a room and in walked Nana. Not the Nana that so many of us have come to know and love, this one was fat. She had a pretty face and a great pair of huge natural knockers, but other than that fat.

Perfunctory shower, poor massage, and meechanical extras, what can I say. The only saving grace was my determination to make the best of it. I walked the cowgirl with the dog over to the missionary, and I took my sweet time, much to her impatience.

On the way out, I saw a much better looking gal. You know they turn over fast, so wait and try later.

went to 14K today and drew Happy. Not a spinner but nice body and pretty. I agree with Any Mouse though, she needs to lighten up on the hairspray thing. Excelent TS with nice massage in the shower. No real massage in the room but the main course was a delight. Really liked the DATY and was eager to please. Great performance and communicated what was liked and not between us very well.

One drawback was the cover she used. I have had thinner industrial trash bags before.

Would repeat!

Face 8
Body 8
Ts 9
performance 8

Good Job!! Well worth the standard price.

I stumbled on this newsgroup called the DCist today with the above titled article. They use a link to this site to answer the question and posts from two of our members. The comments by readers after the article were interesting.
[url]http://dcist.com/2008/03/28/which_dc_massag.php[/url]

[QUOTE=Superman06]I stumbled on this newsgroup called the DCist today with the above titled article. They use a link to this site to answer the question and posts from two of our members. The comments by readers after the article were interesting.

[url]http://dcist.com/2008/03/28/which_dc_massag.php[/url][/QUOTE]Maybe that's why Rio has been the only safe spot this year.

...which is why I took the Orange line into Mcpherson Square and walked a couple blocks to get real HAPPY!!

This girl is OUTSTANDING in all areas!! Nice, long TS followed by a good, solid 35 minutes of pounding in every position imaginable!


If you want a good massage, go to one of the NoVa AMPs but if you want the BEST of the REST, just go get HAPPY!

JJ

Is Happy the same Happy from a couple months ago?

[QUOTE=Solitaire One]Maybe that's why Rio has been the only safe spot this year. [/QUOTE]This is awesome. Some chick is writing about me. I'm all pumped up.

Username Cabdriver52: I decided to visit green court. I met with Nana and had a blast! Shower was good, cleaned all the right places. I felt downright clean. Even the pacific rim was spotless.

I attract the most interesting of people. I would like to meet Sommer. She seem interesting. To say the least.

I do have one question though. How did she find the website? I had a referral from a buddy who likes to visit the spas.

Anyway. Moving on. Good catch superman06. Kudos for you.

Cabbie!