Ashley (Mexican & Brazilian) Looking to see if she
Thinking about making a date with her, she legit?
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Erin at ER. BBHJ, anyone?
Saw Erin at ER recently. She answered the door in clothes a woman would wear if she were cleaning house. Not inspiring at all. With barely a word of greeting, she led me to the shower and got it running. I've always had great service / girls from ER, so I just figured she was being careful.
Came out of the shower and found Erin in a negligee, with candles all around. Okay, that was a little bit better. Then she started talking and things went downhill from there. One of the most depressing, non-erotic conversations I've ever had with a provider. All about her heritage and some holocaust nonsense. You know, the kind of talk that really gets your motor running. If you're a murderer, or maybe the dictator of a small Asian country. For cripe's sake.
Anywho, while she's yammering on about all the death and killing and murdering, I'm stroking her leg, trying to arouse myself. In fairness, she was giving me a rubdown with lotion while she was doing all the talking, so that was nice.
Erin's not an unattractive girl, and my sense is that the pictures on ER are accurate, but she wore such a dour expression the whole time that it shaved a few points off the 10-point scale. Her body is nice. Muscular and tight, thick but not unattractively so, with light reddish / blonde hair. She's maybe 5'7". Shaved, with a five o'clock shadow on the box. Poorly manicured nails. Nice skin.
Here's the problem, however. At some point, I asked her to stop the chit chat about mass murdering and kindly proceed to a blow job. She agreed, grabbed me and started in, but for some reason, I was getting absolutely no BJ sensation. It turns out that her version of a BJ is to give you a handjob while moving her open mouth over her hand. WTF? I asked her to please take her hand away, but she made a face like someone was waving poo under her nose.
At this point, I just wanted the session to be over. I took over from her, giving myself a handjob (without putting my mouth over my hand) and finishing myself off.
Let me emphasize that ER is a great agency, and I have always had great service. Perhaps this girl was just having an off day, or maybe she just wasn't in the mood. I will always go back to ER, but I would definitely not repeat with Erin.
Enjoy the ride,
Captain Howdy