2000-2004 Archived Reports

Just want to share a less than favorable encounter with a SW named Essence. She is usually downtown in the K street area but she can occassionally be found out on New York avenue. Saw her downtown one night a few months ago and she was looking good so I thought I would spend some time with her. She wanted 80 to spend a little time with me at the no-tel on 14th street. She was happy and giggly on the ride up. Once we got to the room she got things started with a really good, but brief CBJ with deepthroat action. After about a minute of mish she started complaining that it was taking too long and said my time was up. Suddenly, she had a really shitty attitute. Not wanting to make a scene I just got up and got dressed although I was completely pissed off. I have been waiting for her to show up on the internet so I could post her picture along with an unfavorable review. She has appeared on a couple of escort sites and her photo is attached. Don't waste your time with this girl. If anyone else has anything to report about her either good or bad, please post a report. I would be curious to know if anyone has had a good experience with her.

After not finding anything that really appealed to me on the streets Tuesday (early evening), I headed back out Wednesday (11/24). Fortunately, I was in a position to stay out a bit later this time (i.e. no SO waiting at home).

The only 2 that came out of the hotel on NY that I saw between 4 pm and 11 pm were a bit on the voluptous side; not really fat, but not particularly my cup of tea for NY prices. Some girls out at various time on WVa, but the only one I considered worth picking up was gone by the time I circled back. A couple of hot BSW on Georgia near the strip club, but they weren't in position to be picked up without getting out of the truck.

Finally hooked up with a BSW named Gigi (who goes by "Gee") on Montana (between NY and RI). First hookup on this track. Gee had a decent face, and a hot little body (great ass). CBJ for .4, then she offered FS for another .2 and I went for it, even though it was a car date. I really need to get a van, or at least a shell for the pickup, because hitting it in the drivers seat with the girl on top doesn't really do it for me. Finished in her mouth (with cover).

"Gee" was actually pretty good, but she pressured me for a tip afterwards, and I gave her another .05 just to shut her the fuck up. On the way back to drop her off, she insisted on giving me her digits. I won't be seeing her again unless she can arrange a free room, but if anyone wants the number PM me. (Note: Out of respect for the girl, I check your history on here before passing out this kind of info, so if you haven't contributed something substantial don't bother asking.)

Henry Madd,

I used to go to Royal Palace several years ago. It was probably the worst strip club in DC. Some of the girls were just plain nasty, but for some reason I kept going back.

An asian stripper offered me a HJ after I bought her a few drinks. I didn't really want her pulling my stuff out right there so I passed. Besides, it would be kind of hard to explain that stain on my pants to the wife.

I stopped by Royal about a year ago and they have done some remodeling. The place looks much better and the girls were starting to look better too. It's still probably the worst club in DC, but that is part of the charm.

Remo

Remo,

In years past, when I would tire of the sterile glamour of the downtown clubs such as the Camelot I would make my way to one of the uptown clubs such as The Royal Palace or Good Guys. The Royal Palace was one of the few clubs in DC where you could get up close and personal with the dancers. I recall many a dancer who would allow you to finger f**k her under the table and in some cases would actually give you a HJ, if the circumstances were right. I use to go so much that I developed a friendly relationship with the bouncer and he would look away for a small tip at the end of the evening.

I also recall a very good MP which use to be above the Royal Palace. The ladies and the service there was always consistently good.

Thanks Bretheren. Guess this one comes off of the "maybe it has possibilities" list.

Henry Madd

Does anyone know what ever happend to this place?

Cruised around the loop a bit Saturday AM. DC LE was hitting it hard. Saw about a dozen girls but in general they were on the street less than 15 minutes before getting a ride with John Law. There was an undercover guy out, too, in a grey midsize. Cops weren't just running their ID and letting them go with a warning, they were taking them in.

Headed over to NY and picked up a WSW named Jewitt. Looked early twenties, nice bod, cute face, brunette. Generally I assume that girls walking this particular stretch are staying at the place across the street, but from now on I'm asking before giving them a ride, 'cause Jewitt wasn't. After recent car dating experience, I agreed to cbj for .4. She really wanted FS for .8 but it wasn't happening in my truck. Just too awkward.

Anyway, she was pretty good. Dropped her off after finishing and she got out and got into the car that had pulled up behind me for her next date.

Not much happening saturday - except for the DCPD ho van making circles.

Saw 2 lovlies - who I would bet were undercovers - on the first pass.

Nothing after that from 0200-0230.

Maybe the drizzling rain - maybe the new efforts to clean up the streets!

You might think they would put a little more effort into stoping / tracking down the murderers you hear about each night on the news!

Does anyone know if they are still open. Feel free to PM me, since if they are open, and the service is good, I would like it to stay that way. Because of traffic, I've been going north to Beltsville, but the service has fallen off there.
Thanks in advance.

Went cruising the NE sector early Sunday evening. There were several suspects about but nothing that interested me. I went over to RI ave. I spotted this short woman 29 years old near the houses directly behind the 7-11. She says her name is Seven. She asked for a ride to pick up a "piece of paper" from a friend's house. She came out angry saying that he did not have her paper. I was trying to make small talk and she seemed very irritable and jumpy. I think she was having withdrawal symptons. We were suppose to go back to her house to take care of business. She had me wait in the car to make sure everything was OK(lived with "family"). She waved me up the stairs. By the time I got to the top of the stairs she was no where to be found. I just waited in the front yard for her to return. She never did. I think I was being set up for a possible jacking. It was dark near the houses and I felt unsure about which house she went into. I waited in front of the house for about 5-6 minutes but she did not return. I felt something was up so I left. Be careful out there.

I need information update about CPHC.
Is CPHC still alive? Is it good and reliable?

[QUOTE=Aman Tuleev]I need information update about CPHC.
Is CPHC still alive? Is it good and reliable?[/QUOTE]CPHC is closed. I have called a number of times and just get a message and I went by yesterday and it has a closed sign on the door. It was my favorite by far. If anyone has any news on a new spot please post. To me it was a couple of notches above all the others in DC.

This post is to express my personal frustration at the deterioration of this once fine board. As regular readers of this board know, I have been a consistent contributor over the course of this year. I’ll be the first to admit that I started out my WSG life as a lower than pond scum lurker who did not contribute but regularly leached off the reports of such legendary posters as Trashman (may he RIP in that big AMP in the sky with 72 virgins), LoveLOS (who has gone AWOL and is hopefully in the middle of some brain addling Thai girl threesome in Phuket), Robux, LoopVet and the rest of the old Clix crowd. However, I finally saw the light and decided to pay my considerable debt to the posting community and stepped up and began to report.

It seems to me that over the last half year that this board has, IMHO, gone drastically down hill. Too many newbies who ask for information that is available if they would only RTFF and who don’t post any useful intel. It has gotten so bad that Robux doesn’t even bother to flame the newbies with the form responses any more. I have gotten too many PM’s from guys with 2-4 (total) posts to their credit wanting to know about some AMP sweetie I’ve posted about.

I guess everyone has lost interest in sharing experiences and intel. Sad state of affairs. Sure would like to see a return to the glory days…but then again I’d like to see Maya from Downtown and Bebe from Sun too. Seems like some things aren’t comin’ back.

Lax

Few weeks ago I made a return to IHC. Have not really been back since Feb-Mar time frame. Quality is not quite what it use to be. Both times I took a random pick by the mamason and both times I got Mina. She is cute with a bit of baby fat, possibly mid 20's.

She was a bit distant on the first visit, but warmed up considerably on the second visit. The massage is average but adequate. She did not want me to do any DATY on the first visit but gave it up on the second, but cut it short. The kitty is tight and feels real good.

After the main event she likes to cuttle and chat. We almost went a second round but time ran out. I think IHC is on the way back, but slowly.

I have to agree with Lax2 about what has happened to the board. I have been a regular contributor, but haven't lately as I have gotten myself into something pretty special that keeps me occupied. I never was a colorful contributor anyway, like the legends that Lax describes. I did see that Robux posted on the Baltimore board. I know that the AMPS are busy and there are lots of ads on the escort boards, so someone is doing something.

I have to say love is grand. As a steady traveler, I was always looking for something going on in another city. Now I go to bed early by myself with a newlywed's smile on my face, dreaming about my baby. Boring, huh. I'm sure I'll be back, because I have a philanderer's heart, but for now, I'm a two woman man!