Massage Parlor Reports

Truth is to Fantasy as Darren Cross was to Scot Lang (google the comic book or movie Ant Man -- they were "arch-nemeses").

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I do not know with certainty than Ant Man Diet is an AIbot or not. I have been a client at Blue Therapy in the past (most likely a little research would find I've reviewed the place in the past).

Yes, it is a spa with convenient parking and a large TS room / table. However, the remainder of the verbiage in all THREE posts by Ant-Man-Diet is AI-inspired word-goulash.

I hate the AI spam that is now prevalent on my favorite social media boards (like this one). All brother and sister mongers should exercise caution, and wherever you choose to practice this hobby.

Always be nice to the ladies!

PA.

[QUOTE=AntManDiet;6707016]Sometimes the best thing to do is just call it a day and go get a massage. I made an appointment. Booked a much needed 60-minute massage. Met Bebe. I was indubitably impressed. "Bebe is a hidden gem" Bebe is a lavishly sexy voluptuous Korean massage therapist. Prices varied on the type of service you wanted. Convenient parking and location. Blue Therapy has a Large Table Shower Room. Mainly giving 5 stars because, for me, it's worth going here for Bebe. I like a lot of pressure and after the massage I felt like a whimsical noodle. I left extremely relaxed. Along with it feeling heavenly, the massage was very therapeutic, and I emerged with my pain and stress all relieved. Highly recommended. $80. House $120 Very Happy Ending No Hassle Tip.[/QUOTE]

[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/mc-lean-special-offer-combination-full/7689424464.html[/URL]

The bad first. Easy to make appointment with her, this lady has a pretty good massage technique, but lacks the stretching that I like. I opted for the 90 min session, her technique is some where in the middle of medium to soft pressure, I came away some what impressed, but overall disappointed, she spent a considerable amount of time on her phone tending to phone appointments and texting. She gives a standard nova finish, pretty unenthusiastic and robotic if you ask me. As soon as I was done, she asked for a tip, and that's when it went completely south, I gave her what I considered to be a generous tip and she was pushy for more and overall attitude and tune went south real fast. She blocked me from leaving, insisting that I tip her some more. Keep in mind I didn't stiff her on tip or give her something unreasonable. Nothing kills it for me then a sour attitude and pushy nature of asking for more money. I will absolutely not repeat, technique was good, attitude was horrible. Never again.

[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/bristow-victory-lakes-wellness-and/7695252924.html[/URL]

And now for the great. I've been going to this lady for awhile now, she's Mira from bedpage, not far from manassas costco, I'm close by which makes it very convenient for me. She is super easy to schedule appointment with, but very much to the point. House is super clean and it doesn't feel like a joint that's setup for the rotating traveling asian lady. I have all kinds of physical pains and ailments that I deal with like sciatica, and I also deal with plantar fasciitis and gout and this lady's thai massage and technique has helped me immensely, as far as I can tell she's the only therapist in this area that does a legitimate massage, walks on the back and applies real pressure to iron out the tense muscles, the stretching is quite intense which is only something I've ever experienced in Thailand. She's pretty and has a nice personality, gives me food most of the time so I rarely leave empty handed. She doesn't do late nights or evening appointments though as I think she shares the house with someone else or possibly a family. If your a night owl this isn't the one for you. You won't get a nova finish at the end however, her ad is exactly what it says. So if you go in thinking she's going to provide something then your SOL. This is my number one recommendation for those looking for a real massage and aren't concerned with a finish at the end. She is busy as hell though so it must not be an issue for her, my only advise is if you arrive late she will cut your time a bit, she books up early and she abides by a schedule.

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[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/bristow-victory-lakes-wellness-and/7695252924.html[/URL]

And now for the great. I've been going to this lady for awhile now, she's Mira from bedpage, not far from manassas costco, I'm close by which makes it very convenient for me. She is super easy to schedule appointment with, but very much to the point. House is super clean and it doesn't feel like a joint that's setup for the rotating traveling asian lady. I have all kinds of physical pains and ailments that I deal with like sciatica, and I also deal with plantar fasciitis and gout and this lady's thai massage and technique has helped me immensely, as far as I can tell she's the only therapist in this area that does a legitimate massage, walks on the back and applies real pressure to iron out the tense muscles, the stretching is quite intense which is only something I've ever experienced in Thailand. She's pretty and has a nice personality, gives me food most of the time so I rarely leave empty handed. She doesn't do late nights or evening appointments though as I think she shares the house with someone else or possibly a family. If you're a night owl this isn't the one for you. You won't get a nova finish at the end however, her ad is exactly what it says. So if you go in thinking she's going to provide something then your SOL. This is my number one recommendation for those looking for a real massage and aren't concerned with a finish at the end. She is busy as hell though so it must not be an issue for her, my only advise is if you arrive late she will cut your time a bit, she books up early and she abides by a schedule.[/QUOTE]She does give a very good massage. She use to work at a massage shop across the street from the Hilton in Hua Hin. I recognized her from there the first time I saw here here. Small world.

I wanted to test the waters on this place in Lake Ridge. I was very skeptical and I should have went with my gut. It's a no name spa and they advertise on bedpage and skipthegames site. I called and made an appointment.

I go through the first door. 2 door setup. Older Chinese lady named Coco answers door, leads me to the room. I say 1 hr and I pay her 70 hf. She departs, I get undressed ready for the masseuse. Same lady comes in. I go with it because I am too nice. She's a nice lady. Probably late 40's or 50, she has a nice slim body with C cups. She's wearing a tight blue shirt with black leather miniskirt.

She starts getting on top of me and massages me very lightly. I can feel her ass and pussy on my ass. She's rubbing me, it feels nice. I never had a masseuse do this the way she did and I liked it. Then she starts to soft touch me and is sticking her fingers between my ass. I lift my ass and she starts to rub my balls, etc. I never had a PM and just not ready for that. She then tells me to turn over. Remember, I paid for 1 hour and I am flipping over in 5 minutes.

I flip over and she asks me what I want. I say my typical response, naked L1. I tell her 100. She starts undressing, she let's me touch everywhere. I like dirty talk, I tell her I want to fuck. She starts getting on top of me. I had to tell her no, I was just talking dirty. She says ok. She performs a good l1. Her breasts and butt are very nice.

After we cleanup, she massages my front body and head. We hit 30 minutes in and she says we are done. I give her a look and say really? She goes and gets me water while I stayed on the table. She turns lights on and starts getting my clothes. I quickly get up and say no no, I have my clothes. She says everything ok. I said it was very short. She says next time we will boom boom. I said no, I don't want that. She leaves, I get dressed as quickly as possible. She opens the door and asks me if I am ok. I just gave her a hug and tip. She said will I see you again. I just said goodbye.

She said there are 3 girls who work here. I have never been so angry because she knew I paid for 1 hr and I was in my car in 30 minutes. I liked her but her massage was non existent. I couldn't recommend but she's nice with a nice body. I can over look the age because she was nice but not rushing me out of there when she was complaining earlier they were not busy. I have never been so angry after a massage but I kept my cool. She knows I was not happy but was very respectful and I will never go back.

[QUOTE=DCKing;6707332]Any guess on her age?[/QUOTE]Nina is not young. She is middle age, girl next door look with a smooth curvy body. She is sweet so repeated visits might generate more options.

[QUOTE=Bossanova86;6707920][URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/mc-lean-special-offer-combination-full/7689424464.html[/URL]

The bad first. Easy to make appointment with her, this lady has a pretty good massage technique, but lacks the stretching that I like. I opted for the 90 min session, her technique is some where in the middle of medium to soft pressure, I came away some what impressed, but overall disappointed, she spent a considerable amount of time on her phone tending to phone appointments and texting. She gives a standard nova finish, pretty unenthusiastic and robotic if you ask me. As soon as I was done, she asked for a tip, and that's when it went completely south, I gave her what I considered to be a generous tip and she was pushy for more and overall attitude and tune went south real fast. She blocked me from leaving, insisting that I tip her some more. Keep in mind I didn't stiff her on tip or give her something unreasonable. Nothing kills it for me then a sour attitude and pushy nature of asking for more money. I will absolutely not repeat, technique was good, attitude was horrible. Never again.
[/QUOTE]HJ should be included in $. 2/ hr rate. I would not tip at all, especially if massage sucked and she spent time on the phone.

[QUOTE=PilotAviator;6707817]Truth is to Fantasy as Darren Cross was to Scot Lang (google the comic book or movie Ant Man -- they were "arch-nemeses").

= = = = =.

I do not know with certainty than Ant Man Diet is an AIbot or not. I have been a client at Blue Therapy in the past (most likely a little research would find I've reviewed the place in the past).

Yes, it is a spa with convenient parking and a large TS room / table. However, the remainder of the verbiage in all THREE posts by Ant-Man-Diet is AI-inspired word-goulash.

I hate the AI spam that is now prevalent on my favorite social media boards (like this one). All brother and sister mongers should exercise caution, and wherever you choose to practice this hobby.

Always be nice to the ladies!

PA.[/QUOTE]I concur PA. I would urge other mongers to do their research on glowing reviews from fairly new members. A lot of the AI-authored reviews do not make sense in terms of their content.

[QUOTE=BuckyLarsonJr;6707434]Was back in NOVA on business in Mclean and was disappointed with my regular go-to (see other posting) I had seen several provocative ads for Angel and had never been there so gave it a shot. Somewhat exposed site that makes it look legit. I went for a walk-in in the afternoon. Place looks nicer than most AMP I check out lots of rooms and a real check-in desk area, so I had my doubts as to the truth behind the ads. Only one person working there, nice looking and tall and 30 something. She led me to the room and asked if I had been there before. I lied and said yes, but that it had been a while and that I had seen lots of the new ads and wanted to come back I figured this made things clear as to why I was there. She gave an almost decent massage with only the slightest hint of play. On the flip she asked if it was "okay" and started stroking jr. I said yes, and then she asked how much. Don't hate on me, I'm not in town often and don't have a lot of time to experiment and negotiate, so I try to go all in from the start. I said $ while feeling her ass OTC and she said okay. From the tone of the ads I had high expectations. She went to work somewhat mechanically and I started roaming, still OTC. I eventually got her to pull up her top (reluctantly) to reveal some genuinely beautiful modest C's (I could not tell if they were MM or not a good sign). I complimented her on them and made a big deal about it hoping to encourage her. She started in with some pretty good dirty talk, which I don't find very often and got me really interested. She'd say "ooo do you want to fuck me?" and I was pretty quick to answer "hell yeah" but I think she had just practiced things to say and wasn't actually asking a question or making an offer. Despite the amazing breasts, that's as far as the roaming was allowed. She wasn't into anything other than the breast groping despite my trying a variety of moves and suggestions..[/QUOTE]Good review. Yes I agree you over tipped but kudos to you for giving an in depth review of this place. They must have changed ownership this past year as the last review noted a fairly well dressed woman working solo at this spot who was a bit full of herself and no extras were to be had.

[QUOTE=Kijimuna;6707931]She does give a very good massage. She use to work at a massage shop across the street from the Hilton in Hua Hin. I recognized her from there the first time I saw here here. Small world.[/QUOTE]Mira is excellent. I’ve been on her table a few times. Besides a great massage, she’s interesting to talk with. I

[QUOTE=Bossanova86;6707920][URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/mc-lean-special-offer-combination-full/7689424464.html[/URL]

The bad first. Easy to make appointment with her, this lady has a pretty good massage technique, but lacks the stretching that I like. I opted for the 90 min session, her technique is some where in the middle of medium to soft pressure, I came away some what impressed, but overall disappointed, she spent a considerable amount of time on her phone tending to phone appointments and texting. She gives a standard nova finish, pretty unenthusiastic and robotic if you ask me. As soon as I was done, she asked for a tip, and that's when it went completely south, I gave her what I considered to be a generous tip and she was pushy for more and overall attitude and tune went south real fast. She blocked me from leaving, insisting that I tip her some more. Keep in mind I didn't stiff her on tip or give her something unreasonable. Nothing kills it for me then a sour attitude and pushy nature of asking for more money. I will absolutely not repeat, technique was good, attitude was horrible. Never again.

[/QUOTE]Oh, you mean Vandara! One of Mr. Digitola's teddie hall of fame members. But, yeah, she has been around for a while and has bit of an attitude. When I went there she wanted a Jackson to show her ample bosom, and them refused to allow touching. Supposedly she warms up on repeat visits, but I'm not going to find out. BTW, my usual approach with the Thai independents is when visiting for the first time just offer 2 $ and see what happens. A lot of times these girls stress out about first time visits because they don't want to get shorted, and I have been met with better than expected service most of the time. Some times it doesn't work out but I don't go back.

Be safe --BE.

[QUOTE=Royals1973;6707942]I wanted to test the waters on this place in Lake Ridge. I was very skeptical and I should have went with my gut. It's a no name spa and they advertise on bedpage and skipthegames site. I called and made an appointment.

I go through the first door. 2 door setup. Older Chinese lady named Coco answers door, leads me to the room. I say 1 hr and I pay her 70 hf. She departs, I get undressed ready for the masseuse. Same lady comes in. I go with it because I am too nice. She's a nice lady. Probably late 40's or 50, she has a nice slim body with C cups. She's wearing a tight blue shirt with black leather miniskirt.

She starts getting on top of me and massages me very lightly. I can feel her ass and pussy on my ass. She's rubbing me, it feels nice. I never had a masseuse do this the way she did and I liked it. Then she starts to soft touch me and is sticking her fingers between my ass. I lift my ass and she starts to rub my balls, etc. I never had a PM and just not ready for that. She then tells me to turn over. Remember, I paid for 1 hour and I am flipping over in 5 minutes.

I flip over and she asks me what I want. I say my typical response, naked L1. I tell her 100. She starts undressing, she let's me touch everywhere. I like dirty talk, I tell her I want to fuck. She starts getting on top of me. I had to tell her no, I was just talking dirty. She says ok. She performs a good l1. Her breasts and butt are very nice.

After we cleanup, she massages my front body and head. We hit 30 minutes in and she says we are done. I give her a look and say really? She goes and gets me water while I stayed on the table. She turns lights on and starts getting my clothes. I quickly get up and say no no, I have my clothes. She says everything ok. I said it was very short. She says next time we will boom boom. I said no, I don't want that. She leaves, I get dressed as quickly as possible. She opens the door and asks me if I am ok. I just gave her a hug and tip. She said will I see you again. I just said goodbye.

She said there are 3 girls who work here. I have never been so angry because she knew I paid for 1 hr and I was in my car in 30 minutes. I liked her but her massage was non existent. I couldn't recommend but she's nice with a nice body. I can over look the age because she was nice but not rushing me out of there when she was complaining earlier they were not busy. I have never been so angry after a massage but I kept my cool. She knows I was not happy but was very respectful and I will never go back.[/QUOTE]Was this 12510 Suite B by chance?

Thanks to the Brothers that posted about Sarah at J&why in Burke. I had a great time.

A recent post called her a GILF. She might be in her early 50's or late 40's, but I'd say she is a MILF who has taken great care of herself, although her face alone might be showing her age.

She looked amazing in a short black skirt and black top that showed amazing deep cleavage. She has natural Cs and a reasonably round to flattish ass.

She was very cheerful throughout. After the shower, she reached over for some PM play in a very sensual way and that led to a great FS experience.

Everything was covered, but she really got into it. Seemed to genuinely like getting fucked in different positions and there was plenty of dirty talk.

I hope she sticks around. This was one of the best FS experiences I've had.

On Rubmaps, this place is called Professional Body work and has been around for a long time.

[QUOTE=DogBert25;6700062]About a mile west of Ballston is a place on Wilson Blvd, cross Street Jefferson St. The name keeps changing every week, it seems, but the maps show it as "Relaxation Center. " Normally I would not recommend it since it is a mediocre place, but it gets the job done, and it is within walking distance (or you can take a bus along Wilson that runs frequently). Ther is also a Capital Bikeshare station across the street.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SteveSmithAbq;6708575]Thanks to the Brothers that posted about Sarah at J&why in Burke. I had a great time.

A recent post called her a GILF. She might be in her early 50's or late 40's, but I'd say she is a MILF who has taken great care of herself, although her face alone might be showing her age.

She looked amazing in a short black skirt and black top that showed amazing deep cleavage. She has natural Cs and a reasonably round to flattish ass.

She was very cheerful throughout. After the shower, she reached over for some PM play in a very sensual way and that led to a great FS experience.

Everything was covered, but she really got into it. Seemed to genuinely like getting fucked in different positions and there was plenty of dirty talk.

I hope she sticks around. This was one of the best FS experiences I've had.[/QUOTE]Thanks for TOFTT. Do you think they offer 4 hands?

[QUOTE=Korman23;6708448]Was this 12510 Suite B by chance?[/QUOTE]No. It's in that vicinity. I been to that one as well and they are better in my opinion.