Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Monger01;3985066]Wow! What NOT to do at a MP. No shock she's texting you to return.[/QUOTE]Looks Like Saisha and Relaxation Station are next on the Whipping Post.
Maybe we should rename them, Upsell City!

[QUOTE=SweetHemiStud;3984284]I saw her a few months back and spent WAY too much for what I got. It wouldn't have been so bad, except the upsells were distracting from my relaxation. First I requested an hour via text, she told me the approx location and said to call when close. I did, and that's where the upsells started. Asked if "I wanted 4 hands it's only. 8" I agreed just to try the experience. I kinda figured that sounded like HH. . 4 each. But I specified HR in a very recent text, so let it go, thinking she'd know. I was wrong, they started the massage and literally a few minutes in, the upsells started even more. "what kind of fun can we have tonight?" while they were touching suggestively. They kept asking what I wanted, and I just asked, how much do you need to show a good time? She said, 1. 2 each and they'll show me the moon. I was just like whatever and agreed, but said I only have X cash on me. They suggested their atm, so they had me dress, go out to my vehicle to get my wallet (I never carry it in anywhere as I feel my cards could be swiped while I am not focused and just carry in what I intend to spend) I got out more cash for them and they worked on me for a few more minutes, allowing me to roam and FIV on the other girl who was down to pretty much a 2 pc bathing suit, but Saisha stayed pretty much fully dressed. Then rubbed the area and asked if I'd like to try prostate play, I again, agreed. To which they asked for another 1. 2 each. And said they'd just bring in the card reader so I didn't have to get dressed again. And of course, even that was an upsell, at $1 per every $10. So the math adds up to very close to 6 $ of nothing but distraction from upsells, a few minutes of actual massage, and a barely satisfying HE that I had to force out because I was just so irritated about the upselling distractions. Didn't care much about the money, but just wish they could have focused on me more than upselling. Plus she texts every so often asking when I am going to see her again, and I keep playing back telling her I am working out of town, etc and as soon as I am back in town, and have time after other responsibilities I'll give her a shout. Just to give her hope that I'll come back in and drop that much again. Just thought I should share my experience.

[URL]https://grandrapids.rubratings.com/116165[/URL][/QUOTE]Boy, I've been here (though not to the tune of six bills thankfully). Especially the part about leaving the wallet in the car. I do the same thing more to avoid being tempted to hit the ATM in the heat of the moment.

On the old boards, way back when and through the years, stories like this were pinned to the top of one or more sections as cautionary tales. Though this doesn't include a rented car and a co-signed lease, it is still a good cautionary tale. Perhaps this should be pinned at the top of the massage section.

[QUOTE=SweetHemiStud;3983995]No shower, I have always made appt (hr) with Emily quite regularly over last 2 yrs. WONDERFUL! I never tried for extras besides HE. I think it is now appt only as she told me business has been a little slow and they all got regular jobs. I was just there on Friday and they had the girls' phone numbers posted on the back door.[/QUOTE]Hello,

MBD is NOT by appt only, I would rather say. If you see the specific therapist post an ad, it's safe to assume that particular therapist IS AVAILABLE that day.

We all do have additional jobs, so our schedules vary according to keeping regular hours. Someone, maybe all 3 are available 7 days a week!!

The phone numbers are posted BOTH at the front door as well as the rear door!

We appreciate your business, as always!!

Looking forward to seeing you!!

Di.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3985493]Looks Like Saisha and Relaxation Station are next on the Whipping Post.
Maybe we should rename them, Upsell City![/QUOTE]Professor Benz is on to something. Oasis / Relaxation Station has been an upsell clip joint for many years. Thats why using the search thread function or asking someone first is a Monger's best friend!

First post for me, but I've been reading your posts for months now. Thanks for everyone's sharing. I've learned a lot about how to and how NOT to handle the MP experience.

I've been visiting Amanda at Touch of Paradise for over a year now and been very pleased with the experience. I highly recommend her. She may not offer much of a menu, but her massage is consistently on point and does a good job with the build up to the finish. She's also very easy going and talks just enough but not too much. She also isn't a clock watcher, which makes it much more enjoyable. I leave relaxed every time. . 6 for an hr + . 4-. 6 tip.

I'm interested in expanding my providers to include those who get comfy and allow roaming, but I don't have the $ nor the time to waste on a bunch of exploration. Anyone have some specific providers who give service like Amanda, but with more on the menu? If so please PM me. Thanks again.

I've not been to either Pacific location, but sounds like it's worth checking out. I've seen Amanda at Paradise for my monthly massage for about a year or so now and am very satisfied but would like a provider who has a deeper menu. Anyone specific from pacific you'd recommend? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Monger01;3978902]It is with great joy that I inform you who may not know better that you do not need to pay $160 for an hour massage with he.

There are numerous places you can go and see decent looking and even hot girls for a full one hour massage at 60 door fee and for 40-60 tip they go topless or nude and allow touching. Pacific on 44th and pacific cascade for example but others exist.

Why would you pay extra for the same or less service?

Sadly Blackfire is right. If you keep paying more they will keep charging more.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bismark;3985545]Boy, I've been here (though not to the tune of six bills thankfully). Especially the part about leaving the wallet in the car. I do the same thing more to avoid being tempted to hit the ATM in the heat of the moment.

On the old boards, way back when and through the years, stories like this were pinned to the top of one or more sections as cautionary tales. Though this doesn't include a rented car and a co-signed lease, it is still a good cautionary tale. Perhaps this should be pinned at the top of the massage section.[/QUOTE]Maybe it should be added to the Ripoff thread, It was a upsell ripoff by most our standards. The old Classic maneuver of holding your dick in hand while upselling.

I always give the dick in hand upsell chick a surprise. Do it myself and aim for her eye.

[QUOTE=Monger01;3985066]Wow! What NOT to do at a MP. No shock she's texting you to return. [/QUOTE]Dude practically paid her rent or car note in one session. LOL when they start texting you, that means business is bad or you became their cash register.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;3985063]Does Blessings and Lotus Flower include an HE?[/QUOTE]They do not just a great massage especially Lotus Flower on Burton.

[QUOTE=Mystry12;3985333]Good morning.

Been in the mood for a good NURU and wondered if anyone had any experience with Jezibel at [URL]http://www.jezenuru.com/[/URL].

Looks like it might be legit and promising at the same time.

Also does anyone know if Brooke is offering them again since she re-entered the game? I never was able to enjoy, but understand hers were legendary.[/QUOTE]I've seen Brooke I think 5 times, I never got the Nuru. She promised, but never delivered. It always depended on her mood. Sometimes she was great, a couple of times she was in a rush and it wasn't so great. She would tell me the she would see me for X in the future, and then complain when that's what I brought the next time. The last time I saw her wasn't good. I think I can find better, more consistent ways to spend my limited funds.

Call and schedule to see Nina at 44th location. And for God sakes don't tip 100 for HE! 40-60 for nude and roaming. Only more if you get more than that.

[QUOTE=Haazzee;3985932]I've not been to either Pacific location, but sounds like it's worth checking out. I've seen Amanda at Paradise for my monthly massage for about a year or so now and am very satisfied but would like a provider who has a deeper menu. Anyone specific from pacific you'd recommend? Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mystry12;3985333]Good morning.

Been in the mood for a good NURU and wondered if anyone had any experience with Jezibel at [URL]http://www.jezenuru.com/[/URL].

Looks like it might be legit and promising at the same time.

Also does anyone know if Brooke is offering them again since she re-entered the game? I never was able to enjoy, but understand hers were legendary.[/QUOTE]That's Bee's Nuru. She must've changed her name for whatever reason.

Had the good fortune of seeing Di at MBD yesterday. Great conversationalist, a great massage, and a great ending! What more could you ask for. She could have spent a little more time on the nuru-- I like feeling her rub up and down my body. But overall it was a great time and I didn't feel rushed at all. Will definitely repeat-- if she lets me!

[QUOTE=Benz1;3983160]Lilliana will prioritize if you have a password.

Password for senior members only.

Having an AARP card does not qualify you as a senior member of this forum.

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/latin/massage-by-lilliana/049911542509[/URL][/QUOTE]Lilliana has been having phone troubles, I sent a new number to all who have requested her info. If you did not receive it PM me.

Just trying to help.

Benz1.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3987063]Lilliana has been having phone troubles, I sent a new number to all who have requested her info. If you did not receive it PM me.

Just trying to help.

Benz1.[/QUOTE]Mr. Benz1, your mailbox is full if anybody else out there has her number please PM me and where does she work thanks so much.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3985807]Professor Benz is on to something. Oasis / Relaxation Station has been an upsell clip joint for many years. Thats why using the search thread function or asking someone first is a Monger's best friend![/QUOTE]And to think it began with Mystic in response to upsell joints. I remember many had high hopes when Jennifer and Cindy opened that place.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;3986653]That's Bee's Nuru. She must've changed her name for whatever reason.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. I did a search and didn't find any helpful results. Then again, the advanced search did not seem to filter out based on my selection criteria.

So would you suggest it would be worth my time? Any other info would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Mystry12;3987571]Thanks for the info. I did a search and didn't find any helpful results. Then again, the advanced search did not seem to filter out based on my selection criteria.

So would you suggest it would be worth my time? Any other info would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]My visit with her was a very pleasant dream. She aims to please.

[QUOTE=Haazzee;3985921]First post for me, but I've been reading your posts for months now. Thanks for everyone's sharing. I've learned a lot about how to and how NOT to handle the MP experience.

I've been visiting Amanda at Touch of Paradise for over a year now and been very pleased with the experience. I highly recommend her. She may not offer much of a menu, but her massage is consistently on point and does a good job with the build up to the finish. She's also very easy going and talks just enough but not too much. She also isn't a clock watcher, which makes it much more enjoyable. I leave relaxed every time. . 6 for an hr + . 4-. 6 tip.

I'm interested in expanding my providers to include those who get comfy and allow roaming, but I don't have the $ nor the time to waste on a bunch of exploration. Anyone have some specific providers who give service like Amanda, but with more on the menu? If so please PM me. Thanks again.[/QUOTE]I'm not remotely shocked you've gotten taken for $. 2 at touch of paradise for practically nothing. Anytime I've tried it, it's massive upsell for something like taking a top off and a terrible massage. I can always recommend sweet Megan. Though I haven't seen her in a while, she's not been returning my messages. I'm not quite sure why, as I was a regular and we always got along well, but I suspect with a common name, I was mistaken for someone else who might have been disrespectful. Anyway, I'll always have very fond memories of my time with her, if you want someone who won't try to empty your account for doing nothing.

Has been posting under massage for quite awhile now; haven't met. Ad now states 'he', was wondering if anyone has partook the FS.

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/lets-have-some-fun-today-shall/411376747226[/URL]

[QUOTE=Girls1;3988532]Has been posting under massage for quite awhile now; haven't met. Ad now states 'he', was wondering if anyone has partook the FS.

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/lets-have-some-fun-today-shall/411376747226[/URL][/QUOTE]I have never been able to get together with this one. Have made appointments and, as I neared John Ball Park, she went silent. Hard to have an experience when she ghosts you.

[QUOTE=Haazzee;3985932]I've not been to either Pacific location, but sounds like it's worth checking out. I've seen Amanda at Paradise for my monthly massage for about a year or so now and am very satisfied but would like a provider who has a deeper menu. Anyone specific from pacific you'd recommend? Thanks.[/QUOTE]I've gone to Pacific multiple times and have only had a good time with Lisa. She does a great reversal and I love to give a women a massage.

I always thought she was strictly against anything having to do with what all of us are here for. Has anyone seen this ad or seen her recently?

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/come-now/458478725080[/URL]

[QUOTE=Girls1;3988532]Has been posting under massage for quite awhile now; haven't met. Ad now states 'he', was wondering if anyone has partook the FS.

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/lets-have-some-fun-today-shall/411376747226[/URL][/QUOTE]Used to go by Linn or Lynn (then other monikers) a year or two ago. Saw her once at Momma D's in Holland. Crappy ms, but pretty much full menu. Moved to "near Zoo", then to one of the local parlors (can't remember which one) then back to Zoo area. Many bad reviews, some saying they were completely ripped off of their money and she'd disappear. The one time I say her she was so high she couldn't find the lotion, towels, flighty as hell. Maybe she's changed, but I'd be careful.

[QUOTE=Girls1;3988532]Has been posting under massage for quite awhile now; haven't met. Ad now states 'he', was wondering if anyone has partook the FS.

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/lets-have-some-fun-today-shall/411376747226[/URL][/QUOTE]Complete waste of your time G! And she is way way over 34 or even 44!

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;3988871]Used to go by Linn or Lynn (then other monikers) a year or two ago. Saw her once at Momma D's in Holland. Crappy ms, but pretty much full menu. Moved to "near Zoo", then to one of the local parlors (can't remember which one) then back to Zoo area. Many bad reviews, some saying they were completely ripped off of their money and she'd disappear. The one time I say her she was so high she couldn't find the lotion, towels, flighty as hell. Maybe she's changed, but I'd be careful.[/QUOTE]Maybe I'm way off here but doesn't she work at healthy habits now? I'm blanking on her name but I had a terrible FS massage with her there. I wrote about it on here.

[QUOTE=Girls1;3988532]Has been posting under massage for quite awhile now; haven't met. Ad now states 'he', was wondering if anyone has partook the FS.

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/lets-have-some-fun-today-shall/411376747226[/URL][/QUOTE]She is very scatter-brained. Sometimes she "forgets" the appointment and other times sets it up, then crickets. Never got more than 1/2 hour from her even when booking an hour. Trys the GPS attitude but quickly changes if you threaten to walk. Ditzy blonde. BBCIM & BBFS both with MSOG and she's a screamer. Overall a mid to lower bracket provider. $150 for half-hour. I've seen her a couple of times hoping things will get better, but they did not.

After a long time and with Kandieland staying away, I had good experiences in the past with Mia at Healthy Habits and decided to make the drive. The only negative is whoever answers the phone speaks and understands English horribly! But we got thru it and I set up a 3:00. Holy bawlz batman does this huge ta-ta'd honey aim to please or what!? Wow she hit the spot hard! It's refreshing to not be hit by upsell after upsell. She did what needed to be done with professional poise and consideration for me and then some!. I usually don't care for bbw's, but she carries it well and is very attractive. I'm extremely pleased and highly recommend this lady!

For me 60 door (hour),80 services, and I found a ten in my other pocket. I most definitely will repeat often.

Wow, thanks for everyone's negative response on her! Not looking for flighty, spacey, or a GPS date. I'll avoid.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;3989114]After a long time and with Kandieland staying away, I had good experiences in the past with Mia at Healthy Habits and decided to make the drive. The only negative is whoever answers the phone speaks and understands English horribly! But we got thru it and I set up a 3:00. Holy bawlz batman does this huge ta-ta'd honey aim to please or what!? Wow she hit the spot hard! It's refreshing to not be hit by upsell after upsell. She did what needed to be done with professional poise and consideration for me and then some!. I usually don't care for bbw's, but she carries it well and is very attractive. I'm extremely pleased and highly recommend this lady!

For me 60 door (hour),80 services, and I found a ten in my other pocket. I most definitely will repeat often.[/QUOTE]Got to Link?

Just wondering for those of you who have seen these ladies what one can expect for their premium rates? I know that most of them post that they are NOT FS but surely they must include more than the typical full nude with full roaming, fiv, etc to be able to get these rates. Some of these are posting that their half hours are 140-150 so is it safe to assume that it includes a really good CMT quality massage as well as a BJ, daty, etc but short of FS? I mean their rates are 50-70% higher than the typical rates. Please let me know what gives and if you feel what is included is truly worth the premium pricing. Feel free to pm me if you don't want to post on the open board. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Haazzee;3985932]I've not been to either Pacific location, but sounds like it's worth checking out. I've seen Amanda at Paradise for my monthly massage for about a year or so now and am very satisfied but would like a provider who has a deeper menu. Anyone specific from pacific you'd recommend? Thanks.[/QUOTE]I have seen Heather on three occasions. She is very well-built and aims to please.

[QUOTE=Edge1201;3989058]She is very scatter-brained. Sometimes she "forgets" the appointment and other times sets it up, then crickets. Never got more than 1/2 hour from her even when booking an hour. Trys the GPS attitude but quickly changes if you threaten to walk. Ditzy blonde. BBCIM & BBFS both with MSOG and she's a screamer. Overall a mid to lower bracket provider. $150 for half-hour. I've seen her a couple of times hoping things will get better, but they did not.[/QUOTE]I concur. Avoid avoid. Lousy massage and he.

[QUOTE=Mighty416;3989569]I concur. Avoid avoid. Lousy massage and he.[/QUOTE]Is she still at Healthy Habits?

[QUOTE=ChipCharger;3989454]Got to Link?[/QUOTE]She's at Healthy Habits on 28th. Do I need a link for that?

Been a long time but I recall words like "insane" and "crazy" used in reviews of her years ago.

[QUOTE=Girls1;3989326]Wow, thanks for everyone's negative response on her! Not looking for flighty, spacey, or a GPS date. I'll avoid.[/QUOTE].

Has anyone been to the MP behind the bowling alley in Comstock Park? Drove by it the other day but don't remember it being there or any reviews.

[QUOTE=Stonecoldstan;3989787]Has anyone been to the MP behind the bowling alley in Comstock Park? Drove by it the other day but don't remember it being there or any reviews.[/QUOTE]Been there, strictly professional.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;3989627]She's at Healthy Habits on 28th. Do I need a link for that?[/QUOTE]Just busting your balls a bit Dr Linklater. I couldn't resist but I appreciate your assistance in making things run smooth.

[QUOTE=RichieGR;3989868]Been there, strictly professional.[/QUOTE]Pretty good massage with a pretty good looking mid 20's Chinese girl.

I ended up with minimal otc roaming, striking myself while she fondled me and watched.

60 door /20 tip.

Looks 8/10.

Massage 7/10.

Ending 5/10 (Not bad for myself, LOL).

I may repeat as it was very clean, massage was pretty good, and she was easy on the eyes.

Stay safe guys!

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