Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=The216;2771926]With the emergence of the "relax" spa thought I might add my 2 cents on thumbs up or down.

Strongsville. The brown sided standalone building by giant eagle marketplace. DIY.

Brunswick. Near Marc's next to Radio shack. Perfect massage, I go for the 90 min. Sure thing.

North Olmsted. Great massage in vat of oil. DIY.

North Ridgeville. Great massage in 2 vats of oil, listen for the attendant to say "oh shank you". DIY. Note: I have had a extremely happy ending during the holidays when the regular attendants are on vacation.

Asian town center. Downtown, feels kind of city urban, clean, nice. Sure thing.

Avon. On Detroit between a restaurant & eyeglass store. Far & away the smallest and dumpiest. Sure thing.

Sandusky. Perkins ave next to construction rental co. Far and away the nicest most comfortable on the list. Sure thing.

Sandusky. Rt 250 in front of mall. Newer, sparse inside. Great massage, no DIY, nothing at all. Maybe they are still figuring it out.

So good luck, don't pm me saying it's not your experience I don't care. I'm not ugly, I'm not fat, I do the pornstar shave, & I throw around some cash. I find a smile and not being a stinky bum always trying to beat them into submission over the tip doesn't help. All these places I go to & I'm well received. Even by the chick saying "shank you" I would tip her more if she could just pronounce "th". I could care less about grabbing a boob or butt so I can't comment on that part.

I go to Sarasota area for a few months every year. I have a nice list there as well. Pm if you're heading down.[/QUOTE]I think all the spas that show hot asian ladies as there attendants in there online ads will give you at a handy but it all depends on your demeanor. If you even slightly set off red flags as being LEO or your just a dick, then forget it Phlip.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;2773332]I think all the spas that show hot asian ladies as there attendants in there online ads will give you at a handy but it all depends on your demeanor. If you even slightly set off red flags as being LEO or your just a dick, then forget it Phlip.[/QUOTE]Just because they show attractive girls in their ads, means nothing. My experience with these Chinese places is the majority of the time, they will not do anything. You might get lucky once in awhile. They are paranoid of the boss who might deport them. This goes to all of non true AMPs. I have experienced this through out Cle / Akron / Sandusky / Canton / Massilon / Cbus and Pittsburgh area. And it seems like there are more expanding with the same owner. Finding that out when you start seeing the same girls at different locations that pop up.

I like the 3 tru AMPs that are still in the Warren area. No guessing if you will leave happy.

[QUOTE=Goaloh;2773356]Just because they show attractive girls in their ads, means nothing. My experience with these Chinese places is the majority of the time, they will not do anything. You might get lucky once in awhile. They are paranoid of the boss who might deport them. This goes to all of non true AMPs. I have experienced this through out Cle / Akron / Sandusky / Canton / Massilon / Cbus and Pittsburgh area. And it seems like there are more expanding with the same owner. Finding that out when you start seeing the same girls at different locations that pop up.

I like the 3 tru AMPs that are still in the Warren area. No guessing if you will leave happy.[/QUOTE]Just wish warren were closer, an hour plus for me.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;2773812]Just wish warren were closer, an hour plus for me.[/QUOTE]Warren is just about an hour for me. Just a little over for 76 spa. I would rather put the money in gas, than for a 1% chance to get a HE from a Chinese massage place.

The only Chinese places that ever show the pics of real girls are:

Helen's Oriental Wellness Center.

[URL]http://columbus.craigslist.org/thp/5413390473.html[/URL]

These girls are hot, but no HE.

LIU SPA Bodywork & Reflexology.

[URL]http://columbus.craigslist.org/thp/5418479180.html[/URL]

Real pics of limited girls. Somewhat attractive girls with rocking bodies, but no HE.

Li's Asian Massage.

[URL]http://columbus.craigslist.org/thp/5418840100.html[/URL]

Real pic of owner. She has some girls working for her. She does massage too, but no HE.

Rebecca.

[URL]http://columbus.craigslist.org/thp/5414127366.html[/URL]

She is very nice, good massage no HE.

See J Therapeutic Asian Massage.

[URL]http://columbus.craigslist.org/thp/5417830204.html[/URL]

Opened a few months ago. Real pics of girls. Got an HE, but it was kind of rough. She stayed distanced to detract any roaming.

All the others show these hot girls, but when you get there UGH. It is very iffy if you get a HOT girl. A lot of times you get a girl with man hands (Seinfeld quote) that could out arm wrestle you.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/newly-open-oriental-massage-best-staff-and-service-brunswickstrongsville/25040820[/URL]

They now have Asian girls coming and going. Still have non Asian. You can do some limited roaming, but bottom line. SELF SERVE, no matter how hard you try.

I got an appt with Danielle from cougar and Danielle today and I forgot the address. . never asked. . can a fellow Mongerer help me out?

Fellow Mongers:

I am traveling to Cleveland and will be staying in the downtown area. Any suggestions on where I can find a HE and not get ripped off.

Thanks.

Give Tera a try: [URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-see-covetable-co-ed-tera-216446-5179/18936668[/URL].

She has an incall just outside of downtown and also does outcall to hotels.

[QUOTE=JThoma13;2775556]Fellow Mongers:

I am traveling to Cleveland and will be staying in the downtown area. Any suggestions on where I can find a HE and not get ripped off.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JamesDean23;2774930]I got an appt with Danielle from cougar and Danielle today and I forgot the address. . never asked. . can a fellow Mongerer help me out?[/QUOTE]Call back, say you have an appointment, and ask for the address. No one in their right mind is going to hand over their address.

[QUOTE=JamesDean23;2774930]I got an appt with Danielle from cougar and Danielle today and I forgot the address. . never asked. . can a fellow Mongerer help me out?[/QUOTE]How do you get a hold of Cougar these days?

[QUOTE=JamesDean23;2774930]I got an appt with Danielle from cougar and Danielle today and I forgot the address. . never asked. . can a fellow Mongerer help me out?[/QUOTE]We.

Sure anything you want, name, address both work and home, all digits, private cell etc, we'll lay it all out there for you, freaking unbelievable.

H.

Lincoln Ave in Canton shut down.

[URL]http://www.cantonrep.com/news/201601...ithout-license[/URL]

3895 W 130th St, Cleveland, OH 44111.

Straight to the pokey! After all, this is the address for Cleveland PD.

[QUOTE=JamesDean23;2774930]I got an appt with Danielle from cougar and Danielle today and I forgot the address. . never asked. . can a fellow Mongerer help me out?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sweetg;2776334]How do you get a hold of Cougar these days?[/QUOTE]It took me about 20 seconds but I found it.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/danielle-very-sexy-hott-cougar-fit-sexy/11206805[/URL]

[QUOTE=OneGoodTug;2775788]Give Tera a try: [URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-see-covetable-co-ed-tera-216446-5179/18936668[/URL].

She has an incall just outside of downtown and also does outcall to hotels.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up. It's much appreciated!