Massage Parlor Reports

I've had my fair share of wild adventures when I was drinking and Mr. Happy wanted to party. Thank God after the 12 step program and years of therapy I'm sober. As for the forum, I have no desire to flame anyone's posting except when it may alarm Johnny Law. I just give this advice to readers: take what you want from the posts (for me, reviews, places to go, pricing, and every now and then a funny joke.)

One last thing, it is quite funny comparing the literary writing styles of bird and ken. Although not exactly on the same level, the two remind me of ernest hemmingway and f. scott fitzgerald. Or for couch potatoes, The Simpsons and The Cosby Show.

I needed some physical therapy, so I went to the place that specializes in it, V&P. I don't remember if my knee needed the therapy or what, I forgot when I got there. Door was answered by a somewhat stacked woman in her early forties (adjusted for Asian offset to American years) who I think was the mommasan, didn't give her name. There was 1 or 2 (not sure, saw before and after therapy) younger girls there that I hoped I going to get the massage from, but the mommasan walked in and I got a nice massage with plenty of roaming. Nice trunk, very smooth and accessible in a thong. Larger than usual headlights that I examined extensively, very nice, felt real (and real good) to me (some natural droop, but quite full), but it was dark and I couldn't check for scars. I would say a good time was had by all, but what the hell, I had a good time and that's what matters to me.

Paid .6 and tipped .6, a little extra for a little extra. She seemed happy.

Now a QUESTION. I am not sure if the younger girls (mid-late twenties in American years) is/are providers or like towel girls. I would like to visit one of them. Anyone have any specific info on this topic? BC if you like.

Norm

So, since my first report about K***, I've been back several times always with Ruby. As she has been reviewed several times, and as I had nearly the same experience each time I didn't have anything really new to report.

The other day, I went yet again, and for the first time in several weeks I encountered a new provider named Joanne.

Joanne is a bit older, and even though the age generally is a little more difficult to tell with the asian ladies, it was more prevalent on her.

Overall, the TS was nice as previously stated, and Joanne did a nice job in making sure all was clean and nice.

The massage was probably for my preference about a 7 on a scale of 10. Joanne did a good job on about half of my back and spent like 15 minutes on my left back, but maybe only 5 on the right side. Don't know if that was standard for her sessions or not, but would have liked equal time given to both my left and right side.

One other comment is that she tends to be a little liberal with the oil during the massage, so if you have any concerns about that type of thing, make sure you mention it. She did however do a good job on the clean up after with a large hot towel, but not knowing that was coming ahead of time the amount of oil surprised me.

Standard nova, with some dining allowed.

Overall, I as I said I would rate the massage at 7, the TS at 8, attitude / friendliness at 9.

[QUOTE=Norm Leone]I needed some physical therapy, so I went to the place that specializes in it, V&P. I don't remember if my knee needed the therapy or what, I forgot when I got there. Door was answered by a somewhat stacked woman in her early forties (adjusted for Asian offset to American years) who I think was the mommasan, didn't give her name. There was 1 or 2 (not sure, saw before and after therapy) younger girls there that I hoped I going to get the massage from, but the mommasan walked in and I got a nice massage with plenty of roaming. Nice trunk, very smooth and accessible in a thong. Larger than usual headlights that I examined extensively, very nice, felt real (and real good) to me (some natural droop, but quite full), but it was dark and I couldn't check for scars. I would say a good time was had by all, but what the hell, I had a good time and that's what matters to me.

Paid .6 and tipped .6, a little extra for a little extra. She seemed happy.

Now a QUESTION. I am not sure if the younger girls (mid-late twenties in American years) is/are providers or like towel girls. I would like to visit one of them. Anyone have any specific info on this topic? BC if you like.

Norm[/QUOTE]My experience at V & P some time ago was exactly the same as yours; no more and no less.

About 5 pm I was feeling eco friendly so I tried to do the Green thing. I entered and found a cutie sitting behind the window. I was escorted to the room and was asked about my eco experience. I told her I had seen Bibi a few time. A giggle and a response Bibi on vacation. This is when I told the escort I would like to see that one at the door. She said Kaye and giggled then said OK.

I gave the hour and got relaxed. I was put in the sauna and told the table shower would be next. I could hear the shower was busy, so I read the paper and sweated in the sauna. In was next ushered to the sauna where I had the most wonderful table shower you can imagine. Kaye is an excellent scrubber and I felt relaxed by her hands, the suds and the water.

After a slight wipe off I was taken to the room and asked to lie on my stomach. Kaye left the room and another associate came back I asked where is Kaye and she said she had an appointment. I told her I want to see Kaye and she responded by saying "Sorry, next time". Now do not get me wrong this one was not bad. Slender and bit older than Kaye but when you go out looking for steak before you settle for hamburger that hamburger better be the best you could possibly get, perhaps Kobi beef
I lay on the table and accepted a decent message flipped and had an OK front rub and asked if I want "Hand job" (her words) no extra skin showing. I said no and she rhetorically asked "only massagie". I replied and lot turned off, yes.

She finished after 40 minutes and put on my socks attempting to dress me in full. I dress myself thanking her for wanting to dress me and wait for her to open the door to escort me out. She asks, no tip and I respond “Sorry, maybe next time”. She mumbles message only $40 and I repeat, “Sorry, maybe next time”. I got the bait and switch no choke and she wants a tip. Sorry, maybe next time.

As we were walking out I mention to her I was disappointed with the switch in girls and how they made me feel less important as a customer by not explaining to me the situation and asking me to understand. She says come next time make appointment for Kaye. I ask to speak to the manager at this time because I was ready to ask for discount, I told her this is “bad” business and realized “bad” is a word they do not want to hear. She took this as a personal assault and said I was bad and I should go somewhere else next time. I again asked to speak to the manager and she said manager is busy with customer. I grabbed a business card and for drama said I will call later.

As I was walking out another lady was coming out the first door on the left. From the back she appeared young with the same tanned shin as Bibi but in the mini skirt appeared a little more hippie than Bibi, possible a goody.
The bad news is this “bait and switch” mentality, the good news; there appear to be at least three nice girls at the place.

I did call back about an hour later and spoke with Kaye. She asked for another chance and since I am still storing I might just do so tomorrow. I will ask for a discount off the house for the waste of this day, doubt I will get it but I will ask.

Good luck, this is a cold town

Stopped by and saw same provider last nite, but... no oil at all was used and she was very meticulous in the care to both sides spending equal time. After the standard finish had another 10 minutes of massage in a seated position, and was out in a little over 60. While she was a bit older looking she did really attend to my needs. mamasan did say it had been quite lately.

[QUOTE=Dreaming Often]So, since my first report about K***, I've been back several times always with Ruby. As she has been reviewed several times, and as I had nearly the same experience each time I didn't have anything really new to report.

The other day, I went yet again, and for the first time in several weeks I encountered a new provider named Joanne.

Joanne is a bit older, and even though the age generally is a little more difficult to tell with the asian ladies, it was more prevalent on her.

Overall, the TS was nice as previously stated, and Joanne did a nice job in making sure all was clean and nice.

The massage was probably for my preference about a 7 on a scale of 10. Joanne did a good job on about half of my back and spent like 15 minutes on my left back, but maybe only 5 on the right side. Don't know if that was standard for her sessions or not, but would have liked equal time given to both my left and right side.

One other comment is that she tends to be a little liberal with the oil during the massage, so if you have any concerns about that type of thing, make sure you mention it. She did however do a good job on the clean up after with a large hot towel, but not knowing that was coming ahead of time the amount of oil surprised me.

Standard nova, with some dining allowed.

Overall, I as I said I would rate the massage at 7, the TS at 8, attitude / friendliness at 9.[/QUOTE]

[blue]Greetings everyone,

I have received a number of complaints about Bird Dropping's recent posts, generally requesting that I take a range of actions from deleting his posts to banning him from the forum.

However, there was recent situation on another forum wherein I was blamed for causing a forum member quit the forum after I dared to ask him to post his diatribes in a separate thread, after which I had to defend my decision for the next 4 pages of posts. A small number of members threatened to quit in protest, others suggested instead that I should just have advised other members to use the "Ignore" function if they don't like what a specific member posts, and other members with actual balls chimed in to support my decision.

Anyway, due to these events, I'm just not all that enthusiastic about cracking down on what some members might consider just a "colorful" contributor, so I'm just going to pass the buck here by using a survey to ascertain the opinions of the membership.

The question is simple: What, if anything, should I do about Bird Dropping and/or his reports?

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=6487[/url]

Of course, there's no way I can win in this situation because somebody, either Bird Dropping or his detractors, will be unhappy with the outcome, so all I'm really expecting to get is some sense of where the membership's compass is on these sort of situations.

As always, I look forward to receiving your input.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

Went to Shiatsu earlier this week and saw Connie. She was only girl working. Took me in and asked a lot of questions to verify I was legit. I asked for one hour and she started with very nice and firm massage which I like. After about 25 minutes another customer came in and as she was the only one there I had a feeling I was about to get short changed. She came back to me and continued but I could tell she wanted to get to the other customer who she told me was a regular. She asked me to turn over and asked if I wanted a massage "there" too. I said yes and before I said anything more she had me wrapped with accompanying BJ with lots of roaming allowed. Nice. She obviously had done that before as things happened pretty quickly at that point. Turned out to be only about 35 total minutes but she insisted on giving me back.2 of the.8 I had given her because she had her regular customer to contend with. She was very apologetic and friendly throughout so I understood even though I was a paying customer too, I was a drop in. I left her a tip anyway as she was very nice and the experience wasn't bad at all, even if a little short. The massage was nice and firm as I like it but I was looking forward to the full hour. She told me to be sure to call before coming the next time, and also that the best time was first thing in the morning for "best" massage. I'll definitely give her another go.

RTFF trying to find Russian (service, not nationality) at a NOVA AMP. Can anyone recommend a spa/provider where they have had it? Same tip as a BJ I presume? Thanx.

Our favorite MMS may or may not read this board.- but, I had not been to her fine place in over a month because of short-timing and lower quality body work. <I left her a note here last month at the suggestion of a more experienced senior - perhaps she saw it, perhaps not>...but Friday afternoon found me with plans for a late lunch at McD's and a massage at MO's and hopes for a full and relaxing hour.

When all was said and done, it was a very good afternoon.- and at least on this visit, an hour massage lasted at least the full 60 minutes (actually over 75 today). I will repeat. More details follow if you are interested.

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I arrived and parked in the shade (Friday it was not convenient to call ahead, but as I expected it was "no problem.") Usual warm greeting <where you been, would you like a drink?> took my hand and walked me back to the room. 4Jacks for the hour.- shower? (of course).- "lady be with you in a moment".

And then pleasant surprises started for this visit.

1. Joanne came in.- and remembered my previous visit with her (or she said she did.- and I knew that was a polite "fabrication" because why would she remember back to the end of February (none of us are that special! )). Some will decry her as a little older, as too tall (she is about 5'7" and perfectly proportioned in all aspects), perhaps some would be callous about that.-- and those people would ask for someone else, AND MISS OUT ON A GREAT MASSAGE.

2. Since February, everything about her skills is better. A great "pre-massage" as part of the TS.- superb. I left the shower completely de-stressed and cleaner than I can ever remember being. Back to the room to a great massage with perhaps the best back and shoulder massage ever -emphasizing lomi-lomi and elbow point work. She used some high quality lotion (good for smooth long strokes, and good for dry skin like mine). Over 40 minutes of massage bliss. "OK. Turn over" more massage.

3. A surprise (no at least two surprises).- and laughs and more massage after the hot towels. An exceptional NoVA experience x2. A hug after dressing with thanks for a wonderful massage <I left Ulysses and asked him to also communicate my thank you>

So. Whether our favorite MMS reads this or not, I told her as I left it was "good to be back" and she knows I will return.

Always, always be nice to the ladies.

PA

I was in Colombia for a while using the ISG as a guide so I want to thank all of you who responded and keep responding to the ranting of one idiot.

I might have missed all his pearls of wisdom if not for the intelligent few who keep his rants alive not only by responding to him but by including his “quote” in your new message. In all sincerity, I did learn of Bull Craps tasteless writings from the others who responded to him. I would like to ask Jackson to teach the users how to delete most or all of quotes to which they respond or as many suggested ban the Crap and all those who responded with a reprint of the stupidity, it was written once and reprinted how many times?

Now this said can we move away from the Bull Crap, ignoring his babble if we so choose and get on with a truly more important task, finding me a true, off the boat, young (but legal) loving Latin lady.

Thank you for your time and your assistance in this more important task.

Dropped by an old haunt to see what was up. Ran into mama who I hadn't seen in some time. Was glad to see me and I was looking forward to a good workout.

She took me to the shower and was very complete and playful with the bubbles. Although she giggles alot, which can ruin the mood. Back to the room, good toweling down and inspection of two naturally bountiful headlights. She returned and told me one of her girls was having trouble with a Chinese customer and asked if I minded seeing a new girl while she took care of the problem. Regretfully I said ok and in came CiCi.

She immediately turned down the lights so I could barley see her and began a massage. Ok but nothing to write home about. Tried to roam a little but was in no way encouraged so I said WTF, enjoy the massage and cool it.

Flip turned out to be ok. Slow strokin, took her time and kind of teased out a rather significant eruption even for an old guy like me.

.8/.5, 5 looks, 5 masaggi, 8 on the flip.

Pass on the return.

[QUOTE=Norm Leone]With what I got, or were the younger ladies not available?

Norm[/QUOTE]In every way. With what you got, what you paid and with the younger ladies in the background. I was probably taken care of by the same lady you were.

Had a great massage with a cute little young asian lady named Nicole. Had to wait almost an hour after getting the TS since they were busy and short handed but it was worth it!

Needed a really good massage due to a minor accident. Couldn't get an appointment anywhere due to short notice, so opted for walk-in at 112 Maple because I had a fair-to-middling massage there once. Met Candy. Nice lady, skinny, probably mid-40s. Gave me a decent massage with some back-walking followed by some back-rubbing with massage cream -- it actually helped a lot.

What came next was kind of funny. Let's just say it was the most intensely mentholated experience I've ever had. Might go back, but I may ask her to wash her hands next time.