Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger;2175446]Actually, it has been BYOB forever. At least as far back as I can remember, and that goes back quite a while. In fact, I remember quite a number of fellows used to haul a cooler into the place. I never got take out, per se, but did date a couple of ladies that worked there (as in not pay for play dating). But that was before Hustler, and even before the remodel of the Gold Club, when GC was really crummy, but a lot more fun. The spectacular blonde dancer used to make out with me during the lap dances. Ah, those were the days!

Dr. Monger.[/QUOTE]I actually liked the GC club before they remodelled. Just like a greasy spoon diner, the crummy GC was a lot of fun. I had a LOT of high mileage adventures on the upper deck. Never knew what happened to Camille from GC. She disappeared on me. Her sister was fun too. Glad I got that off my bucket list when I was young. Those were the days. Camille use to stroll by dunkin donuts. MDC.

[QUOTE=MdCurious2;2175585]I actually liked the GC club before they remodelled. Just like a greasy spoon diner, the crummy GC was a lot of fun. I had a LOT of high mileage adventures on the upper deck. Never knew what happened to Camille from GC. She disappeared on me. Her sister was fun too. Glad I got that off my bucket list when I was young. Those were the days. Camille use to stroll by dunkin donuts. MDC.[/QUOTE]I went to the GC several times a few years ago, used to hang out with a busty blond named Missy, she worked days as a nurse. Great girl. Love to know what happened to her? Maybe reconnect.

[QUOTE=ShadowBK;2171215]What exactly is this new system I heard about?[/QUOTE]There used to be about 10 semi private cubicles for lap dances. You paid $30 per dance to the girl. They did have one private area but it was something like $300 for 15 minutes so it was never used.

Now there are about 5 of the semi private booths. Same price but sometimes a line. The new part is 3 or 4 private rooms. Price was $30 to the club to get in, recently raised to $40. Dances in those rooms are around $40 each depending on the girl and are nude or topless.

I rttf from beginning to end, and figured I would add my limited experiences.

I am mid thirties and have been doing the whole strip club thing since I was 18.

For my 18th birthday, I went to NS for some fun with some buddies. Good time, and it got me hooked. I haven't been back since, and it doesn't seem like I have missed anything.

About ten years ago, I used to love going to McDoogals. The all nude lap dances were fun, and the girls were generally hot. In the past ten years, the place has gone downhill. 1/2 of the crowd there used to be and the quality of women has dropped as well. Still a decent place to go on the cheap, particularly if you like having a couple drinks because it is byob. No extras that I have ever seen but some of the girls are good enough with the lap dance that they can get you off.

Hustler club has also gone downhill. Not bad to go there daytime on a weekend. Usually a couple decent looking chicks and they have decent specials. On rare occasions you can get slightly more than the typical ld, but that has only happened for me twice.

Scores and Ritz are both decent places to go with buddies who are not looking for more, but generally arent going to get too much for your money there. I like GGC more but for similar things. Sometimes they have specials (100 rooms, or free lap dance day) that make it worth its while.

Fantasies is like a sports bar with naked chicks. Usually they have big boxing or ufc fights, and the drink prices are not too bad. Not a bad place to go with some buddies for a game, but have not found any extras to my liking.

The place at lombard and eutaw is sort of a 1/2 point between the classier places and the block. I liked it more before they renovated it and added the upstairs. Now they try to charge a cover to go upstairs which is ridiculous. Can have a little more fun in the back than at the classier places but not as much fun as the block.

Recently (like the past six months) I have been going to the block more. Typically on a weekend, usually during the day but sometimes at night. Often start at the hustler for a couple drinks then move down the south side of Baltimore street.

To me, PC is a rip off with no extras available without lots of money. Decent eye candy but feel like I have always been ripped off there. Services not delivered as promised and the hard upsell.

RR is always good for me. Seems like there are always a good amount of girls there. Some attractive some not. You can usually find what you are looking for and the prices are reasonable. I Like the male bartender during the day.

The upstairs one a couple doors down (upstairs JB?) is always a disaster. Every time I have been up there there have been zero guys, which isn't a bad thing. But the women there seem to be the reason. Even by block standards seems weak.

Harem is also usually pretty good for me. Usually a couple blockettes worth your time, and usually there seem to be limited guys there but a decent number of girls.

The rest of the places on baltimore street seem to be all the same to me. Never a great experience, never a really bad one.

Never really ventured down the side street. Was actually planning on doing that today, but went to RR instead and probably had more fun.

Never had a truly disastrous experience except once. I got really drunk (or maybe drugged?) one night. I made it home somehow and the next morning went to get food and realized I didn't have my drivers license or one of my credit cards. An awkward phone call with my cc company let me know that the last charge was at the place all the way on the west side on the north side of Baltimore st. Luckily, the only charge was for 30 $, so to their credit they didn't try to charge a bunch of shit to my card. I went back in the morning and got my cc and license, and realized I had dodged a bullet. Usually pretty good about keeping the cc in my pocket. I learned my lesson there.

Found a couple girls that seem interested in after hours extra curriculars. Have never really followed through on it. I live downtown, don't have anything really worth anyones while to steal in my house, but am hesitant for obvious reasons to bring them back to my place. Thought about potentially going to their place, but don't know about that. Is that a bad idea? I don't really feel up for a notel, but am open to suggestions about good ones for that purpose. Any thoughts?

Very nice first post. I look forward to hearing more from you.

[QUOTE=BMoreMonger;2179699]
Found a couple girls that seem interested in after hours extra curriculars. Have never really followed through on it. I live downtown, don't have anything really worth anyones while to steal in my house, but am hesitant for obvious reasons to bring them back to my place. Thought about potentially going to their place, but don't know about that. Is that a bad idea? I don't really feel up for a notel, but am open to suggestions about good ones for that purpose. Any thoughts?[/QUOTE]Going to her place is a bad idea. Bringing her to yours is even worse. Even if you have nothing of value, you are opening yourself up to all sorts of problems (What if she doesn't leave but calls her friends to come give you trouble? What if she comes back, with friends). Blockettes and notels are made for each other.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;2180211]Very nice first post. I look forward to hearing more from you.

Going to her place is a bad idea. Bringing her to yours is even worse. Even if you have nothing of value, you are opening yourself up to all sorts of problems (What if she doesn't leave but calls her friends to come give you trouble? What if she comes back, with friends). Blockettes and notels are made for each other.[/QUOTE]I am from out of town but visit often so I always have an hotel, and that is the best option since they will never know where you live. I have had them come back the next day to the.

Hotel trying to get me to help them out.

Took a break from mongering for a bit last night, and dropped in Sherries on Pulaski. Not a bad looking place on the inside. It being a Monday night, it was slow, only 3 AA girls working (2 were FAT and one skinny). The skinny girl was cute. Watched them all dance, tipped them, and left. Very friendly, just need to go back when there are more girls.

We should set up a Mongers night Out to get together and hit a bunch of the strip clubs so that we can report on them. PM me if interested.

MB.

[QUOTE]Hustler club has also gone downhill. Not bad to go there daytime on a weekend. Usually a couple decent looking chicks and they have decent specials. On rare occasions you can get slightly more than the typical ld, but that has only happened for me twice.[/QUOTE]Amen to that. Used to be my favorite SC in Baltimore few years ago before they tone it down. Seems quieter too from my last visit. My current favorite is the Ritz Cabaret. I'm not big on strip clubs, but I always have a good time there in my last few visits. BTW, I never been to Scores or GGC. Am I missing anything? Is the LD milage good?

Had a fling with a dancer from a club a few months back and decided to share the experience. Hit the Big Easy club on Eastern one night and was kinda disappointed in the quality of the dancers there. I was about to leave, when I see her. A tall, leggy, AA beauty. I think she sensed my interest because she immediately came over to talk. She goes by the stage name of Fantasy. She was gorgeous. 5'8, long slender legs, long curly hair, A cups, perfect dark skin, and large brown eyes. I chatted her up a bit and she wanted me to go upstairs to the LD room with her. So I pay the bartender for the room and we head up. Before I knew it, she was naked and taking my pants down. Jr was up and standing at attention immediately as she wrapped her lips around him. She gave one of the best BBBJs I've ever had. After about 10 minutes, she asked me if I was ready. I asked "for what"? Then without a word, she pulled out a raincoat for Jr, slipped it on, and proceeded to climb on top. As she rode CG, her tight kitty hugged Jr just right, and she started moaning and screaming as she came all over my lap. By that time Jr was about to explode too and I wanted more so I made her stop for a minute to change positions. I just HAD to get that kitty from behind. So I bent her skinny ass over the chair and proceeded to ram Jr deep into her. Her screams just made me ram harder and harder. And then I rip off the raincoat and Jr threw up all over her ass. That had to be the best SC experiences I've ever had. I was so out of sorts, that I didn't get her digits.

Weeks went by, and memories of that sweet kitty haunted me and I decided that I had to go back and get the digits to meet her outside the club. So I went back, found her, and got the digits. We met up a couple more times in a notel over the course of a couple months and the sex was phenomenal. The downside came when she started getting too greedy. Always wanting me to come to the club to see her dance and wanting me to spend money on her constantly. I finally got tired of it and told her I wasn't coming to the club and she got really mad and stopped talking to me. Guess she probably found another sugar-daddy LOL. Well, it was fun while it lasted!

Forgot to include some pics in my post.

Been in Excape a few times for lunch and the food and drink prices are good, but the females are definitely the 2nd and 3rd string. Even at night, the girls are only slightly better looking and none of them would win any personality awards. The girls just seem to be going thru the motions and not really into their work. Some of the bartenders could use some customer service lessons too. I only go there because its close and they have reasonable prices.

Friday night at the Block:

It was a ghost-town. Dead at the clubs, and the girls walked around like zombies (wait, they're usually like zombies, but this time more like the ones from Romero's Night of the Living Dead zombies, but more so, does that make sense?

Anyway, did a stroll on the South side of the Block starting at Pussy, poked into every club to give some surveillance, and worked my way down. Downstairs at the Diamond was actually packed, with every seat taken, so I didn't want to waste my time there, besides everyone seemed already taken or preoccupied, and nothing caught my eye -- So bounced.

Pussy club. Strolled in, did a quick check, then bounced. I don't know about this place. There was a few people in here checking out the action, and their was one Latina looking girl that had a sexy look but a few lbs she could do without, but she was already with someone. Like I said, I don't know about this place: it's pricey, it's really bright (they need to dim the lighting), and I haven't had much good mileage in this joint.

Red Room time. Lots of choices, lots of different types of girls, good variety. I actually bounced after checking them because I didn't want to commit and then came back. Bought a streaked blond girl a drink. Sexy eyes. Tatted up. Nice body. Soon as we're settled down in the seat toward the back, starts trying immediately for the upsell, VIP room, big drink. Damn girl, haven't even had a moment to really feel your ass yet and your ready to either fully commit or leave?

So that's the crazy part that I don't understand and it was in every club last night: it was fucking dead, and yet they're acting like they don't have the time, patience, or ability for customer service. Isn't a strip club the epitmore of customer service? Look, I'm down there, no one else is sitting in the joint, and yet I'm pestered every 5 seconds by the bartender if I'm going to VIP a girl.

Actually that was occuring at the Harem. It was dead. Lots of girls in there that were actually nice, and when I say nice, I mean nice girls you'd strike up a conversation with in a regular bar, and that's fine except when I go down to the Block, I want some nasty, naughty girl that wants to get dirty. So a girl sits down next to me, all nice and proper, wants to talk about the weather or where I'm from, and then the bartender is there asking if I want VIP. What? It's been like 10 seconds since she's sat down.

"No, not right now. ".

Okay, bartender says, next girl. Same routine, different girl, again and again, until I commit to a drink. And then more pestering about the upsell. Look, I get it, this joint is here to make money, but jebus, you got to give some to get some, you feel me?

There was some girls in Harem that I was considering, but I haven't made much money this fucking month, and I wanted to make sure that my money was going to be well spent.

You get a feeling about a girl right away, either the chemistry is there right off the bat, or they know how to work it and know how to rub their body up against yours just the right way that sends the endorphins rushing. And last night, maybe because it was so fucking dead, no one seemed like they wanted to work for the money, and you'd think it would be the reverse. You'd think they'd do whatever it took to make that dollar. But there goes that American work ethic.

Circus: Stopped in and had a beer, talked with Joe about the Ravens, but nothing more. No girls there for the taking.

Jewel box downstairs was dead. The girls must've been out back smoking or sleeping. In and out.

Jewel box upstairs. You kind of commit coming here, you know? Long flight of stairs to climb, by the time you get up there, you kind of need a drink. So stayed and played with 2 girls, back to back. First girl was cute and strung out, then moved on to second girl, who had a nice body, yet just didn't do anything for me. That was my night, just couldn't pull the trigger really on anything.

Chez Joey: don't even remember this joint, in and out, I don't even think anyone even looked up and said anything to me.

Went home and took care of business myself.

Usually have an entertaining night at the Block, but last night was kind of meh.

Threw down some dollars for not much in return, except this stupid report. I should make a shirt and try to sell it outside the clubs, "I went to the Block and all I got was _.

Fill in the blank.

Keep drinking.

Dude, that's what the Midway is for. Have a reasonably priced drink, sit, chill, assess.

Wait for shift change. Some piece of ass will come in looking for work.

I was at the Ritz the past weekend. There were some fine ladies, but they were busy with customers or dancing on stage. Was there for over an hour before I left without any dances. BTW, has anybody here been to the Goddess club in recent months? Haven't been there since last Winter.