Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Mr Mister]Why on Gods green earth would you pay for a chick you wouldn't do for free? [/QUOTE]

Because I have an addiction to getting off and it's a whole lot easier to toss someone a few bucks to take care of it. Had I met most of these chicks socially, I probably wouldn't give half of them a second look. Hi, my name is Raoul and I'm addicted to busting my nut. Sometimes I wish there was a 12 step program for this. Perhaps there is. Of course, I'd probably be trying to figure out how to nail the chick sitting next to me.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Because I have an addiction to getting off and it's a whole lot easier to toss someone a few bucks to take care of it. Had I met most of these chicks socially, I probably wouldn't give half of them a second look. Hi, my name is Raoul and I'm addicted to busting my nut. Sometimes I wish there was a 12 step program for this. Perhaps there is. Of course, I'd probably be trying to figure out how to nail the chick sitting next to me.[/QUOTE]

Well put! There's no exact science to this. Hell, we live in Chicago. Compared to the spinners I've seen in the Dallas AMP's, most of us are dealing with sub-par providers every day. It is what it is. I don't make "red pimples on the back" a habit though. :-)

[QUOTE=Weed Streeter]Well put! There's no exact science to this. Hell, we live in Chicago. Compared to the spinners I've seen in the Dallas AMP's, most of us are dealing with sub-par providers every day. It is what it is. I don't make "red pimples on the back" a habit though. :-)[/QUOTE]


I concurr with Weed Streeter...Dallas is AMP heaven. I seen three AMPs in the same strip mall RIGHT NEXT DOOR to each other a few years ago. Everytime I checked out 1 place it got cheaper and the chicks were younger and hotter. We get bottom of the barrel shit when it comes to AMPs. The new ones popping all over are asking insane prices and you mongers patronizing them will drive them even higher. Rather than saying no to high prices your saying yes to insane prices. Those places wont last which is a good thing but were still stuck with crap AMPS with old ladies.

Are you kidding? There ARE 12-step programs for this addiction. There's this for starters [url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=269[/url] ... PM me if you want info on groups, etc.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Because I have an addiction to getting off and it's a whole lot easier to toss someone a few bucks to take care of it. Had I met most of these chicks socially, I probably wouldn't give half of them a second look. Hi, my name is Raoul and I'm addicted to busting my nut. Sometimes I wish there was a 12 step program for this. Perhaps there is. Of course, I'd probably be trying to figure out how to nail the chick sitting next to me.[/QUOTE]

I have JD in Bridgeview next week, is there anywhere in that area to get a massage worth stopping for if I get out early?

[QUOTE=Silvio]I concurr with Weed Streeter...Dallas is AMP heaven. I seen three AMPs in the same strip mall RIGHT NEXT DOOR to each other a few years ago. Everytime I checked out 1 place it got cheaper and the chicks were younger and hotter. We get bottom of the barrel shit when it comes to AMPs. The new ones popping all over are asking insane prices and you mongers patronizing them will drive them even higher. Rather than saying no to high prices your saying yes to insane prices. Those places wont last which is a good thing but were still stuck with crap AMPS with old ladies.[/QUOTE]
LOL! Are you referring to Pink? Because that's the spot I was picturing in my head when I wrote that. I've never seen AMP's, all next door to each other like that before. It was like an Asian buffet. And ALL of those girls were spinners (and I paid less than I would have in Chicago!). They even answered the door in little micro bikini's. It was always hard trying to adjust back here after a routine business trip down there. I guess it's all relative, eh? Closest I've seen here with that same consistency over time is Peking out in NW Indiana - and even that place doesn't really compare. Good 'ol Dallas.

[QUOTE=Weed Streeter]LOL! Are you referring to Pink? Because that's the spot I was picturing in my head when I wrote that. I've never seen AMP's, all next door to each other like that before. It was like an Asian buffet. And ALL of those girls were spinners (and I paid less than I would have in Chicago!). They even answered the door in little micro bikini's. It was always hard trying to adjust back here after a routine business trip down there. I guess it's all relative, eh? Closest I've seen here with that same consistency over time is Peking out in NW Indiana - and even that place doesn't really compare. Good 'ol Dallas.[/QUOTE]

NOT PINK...

I did see Pink later on though. That stripmall that I'm referreing to isnt too far from Pink. If its the same Pink I seen it was set back a little bit from the street and it looked like a fuking PALACE...it might have been called Pink Palace.

[QUOTE=Mr Mister]I showed up at her place for a massage. She told me it was easier to massge me if I was nude. This sounds promising. As I'm taking off my pants, she makes it very clear there will be no ending of any kind. This does not work for me so I put the pants back on and headed for the hills. Don't pay for anything less than you want.[/QUOTE]This was in the CL erotic section today...

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/788190916.html[/url]

"COUPLES MASSAGE for Women.! Hot Filipina and Strong White Male..! - mw4w - 29 (west of midway airport)
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Date: 2008-08-08, 10:02AM CDT
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Perhaps the 'fun' is on a VERY selective basis.

[QUOTE=Massagedoc]I have JD in Bridgeview next week, is there anywhere in that area to get a massage worth stopping for if I get out early?[/QUOTE]

Ask one of the judges of attorneys, I suspect a couple of them are clients at one of the local establishments.

Does anyone have any thing of encouragement to report with regards to her? She sounds really tempting (love those little women!) but it doesn't sound too promising based on what I've read here. Her ads on CL sound very suggestive a good time can be had, but I want to make sure she's not an independent version of the Lake Street spas. PM if you'd rather keep it discreet.

Hey there gentlemen, for my birthday today after lots of thinking I decided to go with Body and Soul Massage on 3614 or 3608 W. Irving Park. I was greeted by an older Asian lady she charged me 70 at the door for the hr. and I started to think "Oh please not her" but she told me I'd be getting another girl. So in walks in this thin, cute, short haired Asian girl she had a short t-shirt on and a blue jean mini skirt with no panties underneath (I saw that when she walked pased me during the massage). No TS it's a stand up shower, I thought the girl would shower me but I had to do it myself which to me at the time I thought was a bad sign. After the shower she actually dried me off and then off we were with the massage which was ok nothing great. On the flip she offered me extras a nude hj for 60 which I though was a great deal that I was going to take, but when she got nude and saw her sexy little body I asked how much for fs, before she said anyhting I offered 100 she countered with 120 I kept trying to convince her but she wouldn't budge, so I was like screw it, it's my Bday why not. I brought my own rubber she put it on my with her mouth and gave a great bj, then got on top for a bit, then missionary, and I finished her off doggiestyle. She was a little dirty talker, I must admit during the session so afterwards she removed the rubber, cleaned me off and gave me a hug and kiss on the cheeck and walked me to the door. All together 70 for the massage 120 for fs for a total of 190 not too bad I guess, because at Lisunia's for that price you just get a nude massage and HJ no FS.

This girl is gonna haunt me til the day i croak...take a look at this girl, eyes for days and i want some of what's she's dishing..look at the way she plays the camera...the digitizing is unfortunate

[url]http://youporn.com/watch/156769/maria-ozawa-sensual-massage/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=118161[/url]

I have been to Relax before and left satisfied. Went today. I ended up with someone who didn't give me a name. She had a round face, a bit of a double chin, a little gut, but no ass. Anyway, enjoyed the massage. No extras offered. I asked. She said $. I said sure. She gets going and then stops. Backs off and doesn't let me touch anymore. Tells me I am out of time. Took too long. There is no way I will offer more. She went at it maybe 5 minutes (if even). Be warned.

Went to Body and Soul last night. I was greeted by an old lady. But I was hoping that I would get the same cute girl that Coolouforever got. So I go and take my shower and a short stay in the sauna. The old lady comes back and takes me to my room. I ask about the cute girl (I said I saw her last week). J tells me that as of last Friday there are new owners and all new girls. From what I saw, they are all old. The massage was good. On the flip she ask what I want. It hard to get HARD when grandma is massaging you. So I said that I would pass. I left a 10 tip.

As I pasted Lawndale & Irving Park Rd. I stopped for a moment to remember my first fs massage parlor. I'm sure all of you senior members know who I'm talking about. New ever a hassle and always a pretty girl there.

I seen a massage place at 3450 w. Irving Park Rd. Has anyone been there yet.

Seen Connie and Wiwi over the past two weeks. Both give very good massages and tb showers. Wiwi's shower is a little better because of the hands only no pad soap down. She has a thing for cleaning EVERTHING very good.

[QUOTE=Fork Please]This girl is gonna haunt me til the day i croak...take a look at this girl, eyes for days and i want some of what's she's dishing..look at the way she plays the camera...the digitizing is unfortunate

[url]http://youporn.com/watch/156769/maria-ozawa-sensual-massage/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=118161[/url][/QUOTE]

She's a top Japanese/French mix porn star!