Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JoneseyJones;3366775]As past president of MCED yourself, you should know I'm sworn to strict confidentiality in department matters. However, I will say this: YES![/QUOTE]And since I judiciously follow the Monger Code of GA (or MCGA). Let me familiarize you with some laws:

MCGA 1-01: Touching.

If it advisable to run your hand up your massuse's leg and ass to see if she's down to play. No penalty besides a slap is levied upon violators.

MCGA 2-01: Table Showers.

Always accept a table shower invitation. Encourage your member show interest due shower. Failure to comply could result in blue balls.

MCGA 3-01: Lube.

Shaft manipulation should include a soft hand and lots of lubricant. A lack of lubrication could lead to chafing, an official party foul.

MCGA 4-01: Payment.

Tip well!! They perform a job your wife probably won't.

[QUOTE=WalterM;3366933]And since I judiciously follow the Monger Code of GA (or MCGA). Let me familiarize you with some laws:

MCGA 1-01: Touching.

If it advisable to run your hand up your massuse's leg and ass to see if she's down to play. No penalty besides a slap is levied upon violators.

MCGA 2-01: Table Showers.

Always accept a table shower invitation. Encourage your member show interest due shower. Failure to comply could result in blue balls.

MCGA 3-01: Lube.

Shaft manipulation should include a soft hand and lots of lubricant. A lack of lubrication could lead to chafing, an official party foul.

MCGA 4-01: Payment.

Tip well!! They perform a job your wife probably won't.[/QUOTE]One more.

MCGA 5-01: Afterward.

Make sure you pee as soon as you can, sometimes they will get a mixture of soap and lube down in there, wash it out with a good long pee. (Urologist Recommended).

[QUOTE=ComTech42;3366838]Kamps often have at least one girl named Kim, not always but Kim is a very Korean name.[/QUOTE]I've said this before, but another good difference between spas and AMPs is that AMPs always play that relaxing go to sleep music. Spas play what's on the radio. I've only been to 2 spas (Rainbow and B) and they both always play B98.5 (no pun intended).

[URL]https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/6099287342.html[/URL]

I haven't seen any reviews on this place yet. I was on Cobb pkwy and drove by it so I decided to check it out. I did the ol "coming in just to get a card" trick. Greeted by a middle aged woman. I don't know if she was Chinese because her skin was darker than your average massage lady. Her name was Linda. She wore a leopard print tight shirt and brown pants. She had a nice pair of tits but no ass. I also saw one of those cats on the counter. I've heard that means the place is legit. I kinda want to check the place out because Linda was cute. Anyone been here yet?

[QUOTE=MassageAwesome;3367150][URL]https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/6099287342.html[/URL]

I haven't seen any reviews on this place yet. I was on Cobb pkwy and drove by it so I decided to check it out. I did the ol "coming in just to get a card" trick. Greeted by a middle aged woman. I don't know if she was Chinese because her skin was darker than your average massage lady. Her name was Linda. She wore a leopard print tight shirt and brown pants. She had a nice pair of tits but no ass. I also saw one of those cats on the counter. I've heard that means the place is legit. I kinda want to check the place out because Linda was cute. Anyone been here yet?[/QUOTE]It means bye bye to your money. No, seriously, it's a Chinese thing for good luck. They have these cats in Chinese resturants too. I've gotten everything on the menu except a BJ at Chinese massage places that have a cat.

[QUOTE=MassageAwesome;3367150][URL]https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/6099287342.html[/URL]

I haven't seen any reviews on this place yet. I was on Cobb pkwy and drove by it so I decided to check it out. I did the ol "coming in just to get a card" trick. Greeted by a middle aged woman. I don't know if she was Chinese because her skin was darker than your average massage lady. Her name was Linda. She wore a leopard print tight shirt and brown pants. She had a nice pair of tits but no ass. I also saw one of those cats on the counter. I've heard that means the place is legit. I kinda want to check the place out because Linda was cute. Anyone been here yet?[/QUOTE]I've been 3 times. Always with Linda. She is very nice and gives a decent massage. But no dice on extras. I tried rubbing her ass which she allowed. Your description of her is accurate. About 50, pretty face, no ass. There are two other women that I have seen working there. They were older and not attractive. I say skip it and go to Piao Xue about 1/2 mile away.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;3364843]Royal on Pleasant Hill? Typo?[/QUOTE]No. There are two Royals, so we need to be specific which one we are talking about. He wasn't talking about Royal South.

[QUOTE=Sasay1960;3367501]No. There are two Royals, so we need to be specific which one we are talking about. He wasn't talking about Royal South.[/QUOTE]There are THREE Royals.

[QUOTE=LoveRubs68;3367429]I've been 3 times. Always with Linda. She is very nice and gives a decent massage. But no dice on extras. I tried rubbing her ass which she allowed. Your description of her is accurate. About 50, pretty face, no ass. There are two other women that I have seen working there. They were older and not attractive. I say skip it and go to Piao Xue about 1/2 mile away.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. I'll go to either Paio Xue or Ming Xing 2. If I want a great legit massage while rubbing some ass I'll go back to my "old school monger days" and hit up Jane at Anna's Massage Therapy. It's been so long I don't know if she's still there. Great massage but definitely no extras. However she always let me rub up on that ass.

[QUOTE=MassageAwesome;3367557]Thanks for the info. I'll go to either Paio Xue or Ming Xing 2. If I want a great legit massage while rubbing some ass I'll go back to my "old school monger days" and hit up Jane at Anna's Massage Therapy. It's been so long I don't know if she's still there. Great massage but definitely no extras. However she always let me rub up on that ass.[/QUOTE]Li's Massage across the street by the Sports Bar offers nice table shower, decent massage including walk on back, and a very nice HE. Damage was. 5 for massage and. 5 for extras.

[QUOTE=LuvThemTugs;3367377]It means bye bye to your money. No, seriously, it's a Chinese thing for good luck. They have these cats in Chinese resturants too. I've gotten everything on the menu except a BJ at Chinese massage places that have a cat.[/QUOTE]That cat is supposed to bring prosperity and success to the business.

The arm has to be moving however, and most of these CAMPS never change the battery.

Also, they are supposed to put some seed money at or under the base in order to grow more.

I was educated by a CAMP girl I had close relations with. She even bought me one as a gift (most likely so my own money would keep flowing in, and go to help her prosperity?

To the newbies wondering how to tell, one big clue is whether or not a commercial spa advertises solely in the "Massage" section or not. At that point it is still 50/50.

If you're looking for a "sure thing", advertising in the "Women Seeking Men" should be your first clue. Still doesn't mean you'll like the bill.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;3366532]Nooooooooooo. The name really has nothing to do whether a parlor is Korean or Chinese, unless the name contains an obviously Chinese word. Can't think of any current Korean parlors using a Korean word on their signage. Secondly, ads on BP and CL for Chinese and Korean parlors both use stock photos of Asian models, so ads are not distinctive enough for the untrained monger. Telltale signs are:

1. Call the place. Of course you have to be able to tell the difference between a Chinese and Korean accent.

2. Visit the place. A Korean parlor will have a small entry area devoid of massage chairs or customers; maybe a some plants, a sofa and security cameras but that's about it. It's there so they can size you up and decide if they want to let you in. When you enter a Chinese parlor, you're normally entering a large room with massage chairs with maybe a few customers present.[/QUOTE]If the place is called a Spa, and it smells bad from garlic and Kimchi then FS is sure to be had.

Also they ask for payment first.

[QUOTE=MassageAwesome;3367150][URL]https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/6099287342.html[/URL]

I also saw one of those cats on the counter. I've heard that means the place is legit. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LuvThemTugs;3367377]It means bye bye to your money. No, seriously, it's a Chinese thing for good luck. They have these cats in Chinese resturants too. I've gotten everything on the menu except a BJ at Chinese massage places that have a cat.[/QUOTE]Using any symbol to signify whether a place is legit or, more importantly, not legit would be a seriously stupid business move. If CAMP / KAMP owners were to use that cat to indicate extras were available, for example, some investigative reporter would plaster it all over the news and then every non-legit parlor would be the target of LE stings, civic leaders and hordes of vicious soccer moms.

As LuvThemTugs put it, it's just a symbol of good luck. Remember that these CAMP ladies grew up in a society influenced by Confucianism, Buddhism, superstition and whatever the Chinese Communist Party brainwashed them with.

I passed Highland Massage on Monroe Dr today. I've driven by there a million times and somehow never noticed this place. All the previous reports in the forum are from 4-5 years ago and said that the place is completely legit. Does anybody know if anything has changed since then?