Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=RichieGR;3971370]Stopped without an appointment and drew a new girl. Paid 80 for an hour. Started ok, then about 15 into it she says "I'm going to step out and you can turn over and leave my tip on the desk". Thinking this is different but oh well I leave 100 on the table. She returns and starts a half assed HJ. I ask for at least nude she says no. Ok, how about top off, she takes off shirt and continues in her bra. I ask again and it comes off. That's it, I'm out in 25 minutes. Taking that place off the list.[/QUOTE]UPDATE; Hayley contacted me and has offered me o make it right. I will report back.

All's Hayley has to do to keep business coming in is make sure her providers are doing the best job they can and treat the clients right unlike Winter did. It is all word of mouth. It seems to me that the market is getting pretty saturated with STG and City that pretty much all these providers can ask for whatever $$$ they want. Keep up the Great work Hayley " YOU BUILD IT THEY WILL COME".

I got the hour rate hayley posted. Felt worth it.

[QUOTE=MagGreen;3978774]What did her rates shake out to be? That is my biggest issue with that place.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Randy2018;3979525]I got the hour rate hayley posted. Felt worth it.[/QUOTE]?? Tip? What was the upsell?

I've seen Tasha and she's amazing. However she's often booked so when I can't get into see her do you guys recommend any of the above three?

[QUOTE=Randy2018;3979525]I got the hour rate hayley posted. Felt worth it.[/QUOTE]Probably a Waste of time to question "randy" on serenity. My experience over the years is a new poster who makes his FIRST post to talk about a good 3 experiences in the last month with a particular provider, in the middle of numerous posts about how lousy the place she works at is and how the service has gone down and the costs have gone up, is not likely to help anyone on this board out. Many, like my jaded self, will see right past charade. Makes me trust the place even less! And of course, this "guy" will not really talk in any kind of specific about service or tip now, will "he".

Yep my thoughts exactly. Look through this and previous page. All positive comments are 1-3 posts members. All seniors pointing out price and service issues. If I were them I'd make damn sure RichieGR leaves happy since he'll be the only senior posting soon and most of us will at least believe his report.

[QUOTE=Blackfire;3980689]Probably a Waste of time to question "randy" on serenity. My experience over the years is a new poster who makes his FIRST post to talk about a good 3 experiences in the last month with a particular provider, in the middle of numerous posts about how lousy the place she works at is and how the service has gone down and the costs have gone up, is not likely to help anyone on this board out. Many, like my jaded self, will see right past charade. Makes me trust the place even less! And of course, this "guy" will not really talk in any kind of specific about service or tip now, will "he".[/QUOTE]

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I assure you I'm real, and a happy customer.

Consider the possibility that "some people had negative experiences" AND "those problems were with a different provider, and they've fired her" could BOTH be true!

In the past I've visited panacea occasionally but went looking for a new place recently. (Nothing against panacea, was just looking for a change of pace and something closer to home). That search led me to serenity but also here where I've been watching as a guest for awhile. So far I've found this board very informative and useful but my humble suggestion would be that maybe serenity realized they had a problem and are working on it, and those efforts have produced some happy customers.

I signed up just to offer a different pov. I have no idea who winter is. I recognize haley from serenity office but haven't dealt with her at all other than being offered a bottle of water on my way in. All I know is that I had a great visit with Layla, and thought that might be useful information. I'd dm more with a senior member but not ready to throw too many details on the board. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Blackfire;3980689]Probably a Waste of time to question "randy" on serenity. My experience over the years is a new poster who makes his FIRST post to talk about a good 3 experiences in the last month with a particular provider, in the middle of numerous posts about how lousy the place she works at is and how the service has gone down and the costs have gone up, is not likely to help anyone on this board out. Many, like my jaded self, will see right past charade. Makes me trust the place even less! And of course, this "guy" will not really talk in any kind of specific about service or tip now, will "he".[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;3979058]My guess is that this new poster may be a parlor attendant but if not, you are surely one of those that the girls laugh at for paying $200 for a probably mediocre massage and a HJ.[/QUOTE]Why are you guys getting so bent out of shape about what another guy is willing to pay for good service.

[QUOTE=Blackfire;3980689]Probably a Waste of time to question "randy" on serenity. My experience over the years is a new poster who makes his FIRST post to talk about a good 3 experiences in the last month with a particular provider, in the middle of numerous posts about how lousy the place she works at is and how the service has gone down and the costs have gone up, is not likely to help anyone on this board out. Many, like my jaded self, will see right past charade. Makes me trust the place even less! And of course, this "guy" will not really talk in any kind of specific about service or tip now, will "he".[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Monger01;3980697]Yep my thoughts exactly. Look through this and previous page. All positive comments are 1-3 posts members. All seniors pointing out price and service issues. If I were them I'd make damn sure RichieGR leaves happy since he'll be the only senior posting soon and most of us will at least believe his report.[/QUOTE][BLUE]Why must you guys do this? Everybody can see that they have one post, everybody can see that the other senior posted something different.

You're probably right, AND if you just left them alone they would go away but now, they have to answer, then you will answer, then they retort and then I gotta clean it up.

Just ignore them and save me time.

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Just don't go to the place if you know its bad it won't get better no time soon. Go to places that aint so high in price or whatever. When their customers numbers get low they'll usually adjust or fail all together.

[QUOTE=JayceDragon;3981901]Just don't go to the place if you know its bad it won't get better no time soon. Go to places that aint so high in price or whatever. When their customers numbers get low they'll usually adjust or fail all together.[/QUOTE]Acuallly in the process of opening up 2 more locations Never will "Fail"!

[QUOTE=LongAwaited493;3980974]Why are you guys getting so bent out of shape about what another guy is willing to pay for good service.[/QUOTE]It's not so much the amount (for me at least). It's the way it was presented. If I want to hear from someone who knows every damn thing and is unappologetically cocky about it, I have perfectly good teenagers at home to talk to.

[QUOTE=JohnSolo;3980438]I've seen Tasha and she's amazing. However she's often booked so when I can't get into see her do you guys recommend any of the above three?[/QUOTE]I've not seen either but Natasha suggested Kelly to me when I mentioned I sometimes can't get in to see her. I take her suggestion pretty seriously.

[QUOTE=Hayleymatters;3982036]Acuallly in the process of opening up 2 more locations Never will "Fail"![/QUOTE]Hopefully closer to Kzoo!

Hi everyone, any suggestions closer to grandville? Could be individual or a mp. I enjoy Pacific on 44th and 28th, but its way out of the way. Thank you in advance.

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Having an AARP card does not qualify you as a senior member of this forum.

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/latin/massage-by-lilliana/049911542509[/URL]

If you'd prefer just a BBBJCIM Breezie is currently in that area but she has no incall. Can't comment on her massage. See escorts thread for link and reviews.

[QUOTE=MattParty12;3982741]Hi everyone, any suggestions closer to grandville? Could be individual or a mp. I enjoy Pacific on 44th and 28th, but its way out of the way. Thank you in advance.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hayleymatters;3982036]Acuallly in the process of opening up 2 more locations Never will "Fail"![/QUOTE]While its great your opening two more spots meaning the mongers are paying you well, but they obviously have a issue going on and that's all I believe they were stating, not the fact that shoving your opening two new spots in their face I think they were looking for a solution to their question, good luck on your new places.

[QUOTE=Bismark;3935328]Well, you will never regret seeing Natasha at Panacea. She works Thurs. Call at 10 am but don't expect to get in to see her before 11:30 even then.

Aliese is also very good. She's pseudo independent. She advertises on usaadultclassifieds. Nl and works out of an incall in Holland or Royal in GR depending on your needs. I find texting her number works best.

Serenity on Plainfield in GR has gotten rave reviews since Hayley took it over. I've seen Hayley and, while the stars didn't exactly align for me, I can see why she's popular. She's enthusiatic (to the point of bruises) and if that's your thing, there's probably no one better. I think they are running pretty well for walk-ins but I am sure appointments can be made.

Mia at Healthy Habits is a wild ride with great big breasts. A little spendy perhaps though.

Emily at MBD was fun for me. She's good looking and gives a good rub and a great tug.

Hope that helps! You can find most of these on usaadultclassifieds. Nl most days. I haven't seen Mia post much lately but I haven't been watching [URL]skipthegames.com[/URL] or [URL]cityxguide.com[/URL] real closely and she may be posting there.[/QUOTE]I concur about Emily. I see her quite regularly over last couple years. Once she gets to know you she's quite accommodating. She has said on many occasions to me. "You're lucky I like you" or "You're about the only one I'd do this for" when I have scheduling / availability issues, etc.

[QUOTE=DaddyD;3943457]Won't be going back there again.

Stopped in for a massage. Door was $. 40 for HH, as usual. Brought to the room and told to leave a tip on the table for my MT. That's a little weird right there. I don't tip my waitress until after the service is done. Why tip before this is done?

I put down another $. 60. (I always take $1. 00 with me and split it the same way, never had an issue). The girl that came in was not real attractive. Not a bbw, but did have a big gut. She took off her top before starting on my back massage. She asked if I like soft or medium pressure. I told her it was up to her, I'm good with either. She liked that, it makes it easier. Lame Massage! Almost no movement. Her hands were seriously almost standing still. Only 5 minutes in she said to go ahead and flip. I'd kind of like a 'massage' with my massage too. She immediately went to work on Big Jim & the twins. Now we're 6 minutes in. She asked for a larger tip already. I jokingly said something about slowing down a little bit or my massage will be over way before my 30 minutes are up. She gave me a pissed off look and told me to flip back over and she'd massage my back. Now she wanted more tip to do both a massage and a HE. It was one or the other, Not Both! I flipped back over, she went back to work on the boys. Now I'm annoyed and nothing is happening. She wouldn't allow me to touch her, even though she had her top removed. We finally decided that this wasn't working and I got up. Terrible Personality! I would NEVER go to see her again and probably won't go back there. She called me a clock watcher, LOL. I'd like my 30 minutes to last 30 minutes. I always bring $1. 00 with me, everywhere I go, I've NEVER had an issue like this greedy woman. If we click, I'll bring more next time.



I know this was not Anna, Chloe or Meghan. I'm not sure what this girls name is. Heavier girl, kind of ratty, dirty blonde, not a very attractive face either.[/QUOTE]I've had a few similar experiences there with a few different girls. I always go for an hour, because I want a good massage first and foremost, I can rub one out myself if need be, can't rub my own back. But at least 2-3 times I was in and out in 30 min or slightly less, after paying for an hour. One girl, who I believe is no longer there even chased me out the door asking if I planned on leaving her anything. Eff no, not for 20-25 min from time I walked into room to the time I walked out, which included undressing, dressing, and not to mention it took her several minutes to come in when I was laying there and ready. I have no problem paying when I get what I asked for. But to throw me out with less than half of the requested time, that extra money paid without service received is the tip.

[QUOTE=Stonecoldstan;3943548]I went there once got a half assed massage and lame ending from Lexi. I said I'd never go back and haven't.[/QUOTE]I've heard a lot of both ways about Lexi, more good than bad, but enough bad to make me skeptical. I finally tried her last month, she has the shape of eyes that drive me wild, so I took the risk. She is at Touch of Paradise now. I was quite pleased, so she either got a lot better, or maybe she was just having a bad day during your experience. The massage was great, and that is the important part to me. Ending is always nice, but that is somethign I can do myself if need be.

[QUOTE=OneDaveDog;3943641]I don't post often, but had another fabulous appointment with Amy this week! Not much more that can be said that hasn't already, she was a TINY bit late getting there but more than made it up, very hot, just the build that makes me almost drool! Half hour, payed door plus tip and a little extra, she went way over on time. Great massage and awesome flip, topless, and topshelf.[/QUOTE]I've been watching Amyna for some time too, I've been wanting to give her a try, reached out a couple different times and never got a reply. Still want to try her out though.

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I saw Lexi about a year ago. Is she still working there? My experience with her was good then.[/QUOTE]She is now at Touch of Paradise, just saw her before labor day. I too had a wonderful experience with her.

[QUOTE=JustMe1973;3957069]Does anyone know of an AMP in the area that does back walks? (Some places actually have bars on the ceiling for it).[/QUOTE]Blessings on Fuller does. I've been there a couple times with no HE. And according to some readings here, that is normal. But the massage was quite good every time.

[QUOTE=MichiganMan686;3960557]I haven't been to MBD. Just a couple questions if anyone has time to respond.

1. Phone number.

2. 30 and 60 min appointments?

3. Prices.

4. Can you walkin or appointment only?

5. Showers?

Thanks to everyone who shares here.

Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]No shower, I have always made appt (hr) with Emily quite regularly over last 2 yrs. WONDERFUL! I never tried for extras besides HE. I think it is now appt only as she told me business has been a little slow and they all got regular jobs. I was just there on Friday and they had the girls' phone numbers posted on the back door.

I saw her a few months back and spent WAY too much for what I got. It wouldn't have been so bad, except the upsells were distracting from my relaxation. First I requested an hour via text, she told me the approx location and said to call when close. I did, and that's where the upsells started. Asked if "I wanted 4 hands it's only. 8" I agreed just to try the experience. I kinda figured that sounded like HH. . 4 each. But I specified HR in a very recent text, so let it go, thinking she'd know. I was wrong, they started the massage and literally a few minutes in, the upsells started even more. "what kind of fun can we have tonight?" while they were touching suggestively. They kept asking what I wanted, and I just asked, how much do you need to show a good time? She said, 1. 2 each and they'll show me the moon. I was just like whatever and agreed, but said I only have X cash on me. They suggested their atm, so they had me dress, go out to my vehicle to get my wallet (I never carry it in anywhere as I feel my cards could be swiped while I am not focused and just carry in what I intend to spend) I got out more cash for them and they worked on me for a few more minutes, allowing me to roam and FIV on the other girl who was down to pretty much a 2 pc bathing suit, but Saisha stayed pretty much fully dressed. Then rubbed the area and asked if I'd like to try prostate play, I again, agreed. To which they asked for another 1. 2 each. And said they'd just bring in the card reader so I didn't have to get dressed again. And of course, even that was an upsell, at $1 per every $10. So the math adds up to very close to 6 $ of nothing but distraction from upsells, a few minutes of actual massage, and a barely satisfying HE that I had to force out because I was just so irritated about the upselling distractions. Didn't care much about the money, but just wish they could have focused on me more than upselling. Plus she texts every so often asking when I am going to see her again, and I keep playing back telling her I am working out of town, etc and as soon as I am back in town, and have time after other responsibilities I'll give her a shout. Just to give her hope that I'll come back in and drop that much again. Just thought I should share my experience.

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[QUOTE=SweetHemiStud;3983995]No shower, I have always made appt (hr) with Emily quite regularly over last 2 yrs. WONDERFUL! I never tried for extras besides HE. I think it is now appt only as she told me business has been a little slow and they all got regular jobs. I was just there on Friday and they had the girls' phone numbers posted on the back door.[/QUOTE]Thanks for taking the time to respond. I appreciate it.

[QUOTE=MichiganMan686;3984349]Thanks for taking the time to respond. I appreciate it.[/QUOTE]No problem, as I read on I noticed most of what I had said was already answered. But in a situation like this, hearing it multiple times probably eases the thoguhts of YMMV.

[QUOTE=SweetHemiStud;3983975]Blessings on Fuller does. I've been there a couple times with no HE. And according to some readings here, that is normal. But the massage was quite good every time.[/QUOTE]I agree that Blessings does a great massage and so does Lotus Flower on Burton and they too have the bars on top to walk on your back, great massage.

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[QUOTE=SweetHemiStud;3984284]I saw her a few months back and spent WAY too much for what I got. It wouldn't have been so bad, except the upsells were distracting from my relaxation. First I requested an hour via text, she told me the approx location and said to call when close. I did, and that's where the upsells started. Asked if "I wanted 4 hands it's only. 8" I agreed just to try the experience. I kinda figured that sounded like HH. . 4 each. But I specified HR in a very recent text, so let it go, thinking she'd know. I was wrong, they started the massage and literally a few minutes in, the upsells started even more. "what kind of fun can we have tonight?" while they were touching suggestively. They kept asking what I wanted, and I just asked, how much do you need to show a good time? She said, 1. 2 each and they'll show me the moon. I was just like whatever and agreed, but said I only have X cash on me. They suggested their atm, so they had me dress, go out to my vehicle to get my wallet (I never carry it in anywhere as I feel my cards could be swiped while I am not focused and just carry in what I intend to spend) I got out more cash for them and they worked on me for a few more minutes, allowing me to roam and FIV on the other girl who was down to pretty much a 2 pc bathing suit, but Saisha stayed pretty much fully dressed. Then rubbed the area and asked if I'd like to try prostate play, I again, agreed. To which they asked for another 1. 2 each. And said they'd just bring in the card reader so I didn't have to get dressed again. And of course, even that was an upsell, at $1 per every $10. So the math adds up to very close to 6 $ of nothing but distraction from upsells, a few minutes of actual massage, and a barely satisfying HE that I had to force out because I was just so irritated about the upselling distractions. Didn't care much about the money, but just wish they could have focused on me more than upselling. Plus she texts every so often asking when I am going to see her again, and I keep playing back telling her I am working out of town, etc and as soon as I am back in town, and have time after other responsibilities I'll give her a shout. Just to give her hope that I'll come back in and drop that much again. Just thought I should share my experience.

[URL]https://grandrapids.rubratings.com/116165[/URL][/QUOTE]Uh, I have no words for this one.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;3984864]Uh, I have no words for this one.[/QUOTE]Yeah, me either. I felt kinda stupid at a point, but decided it'd be worse to lay down as much as I did and get nothing by walking out, or just spend a little more and at least get off for the money I gave. Her lose, really, if they weren't so greedy, I woulda been a repeat customer and paid them much more than that. Instead she wanted to milk what she could for the first time seeing me. I'm half tempted to go back and get JUST the 30 min massage at the door price only, no HE, no nothing, just to make her feel like her time was wasted after so much anticipation.

[QUOTE=GuitarMan;3984528]I agree that Blessings does a great massage and so does Lotus Flower on Burton and they too have the bars on top to walk on your back, great massage.[/QUOTE]Does Blessings and Lotus Flower include an HE?

Wow! What NOT to do at a MP. No shock she's texting you to return.

[QUOTE=SweetHemiStud;3984284]I saw her a few months back and spent WAY too much for what I got. It wouldn't have been so bad, except the upsells were distracting from my relaxation. First I requested an hour via text, she told me the approx location and said to call when close. I did, and that's where the upsells started. Asked if "I wanted 4 hands it's only. 8" I agreed just to try the experience. I kinda figured that sounded like HH. . 4 each. But I specified HR in a very recent text, so let it go, thinking she'd know. I was wrong, they started the massage and literally a few minutes in, the upsells started even more. "what kind of fun can we have tonight?" while they were touching suggestively. They kept asking what I wanted, and I just asked, how much do you need to show a good time? She said, 1. 2 each and they'll show me the moon. I was just like whatever and agreed, but said I only have X cash on me. They suggested their atm, so they had me dress, go out to my vehicle to get my wallet (I never carry it in anywhere as I feel my cards could be swiped while I am not focused and just carry in what I intend to spend) I got out more cash for them and they worked on me for a few more minutes, allowing me to roam and FIV on the other girl who was down to pretty much a 2 pc bathing suit, but Saisha stayed pretty much fully dressed. Then rubbed the area and asked if I'd like to try prostate play, I again, agreed. To which they asked for another 1. 2 each. And said they'd just bring in the card reader so I didn't have to get dressed again. And of course, even that was an upsell, at $1 per every $10. So the math adds up to very close to 6 $ of nothing but distraction from upsells, a few minutes of actual massage, and a barely satisfying HE that I had to force out because I was just so irritated about the upselling distractions. Didn't care much about the money, but just wish they could have focused on me more than upselling. Plus she texts every so often asking when I am going to see her again, and I keep playing back telling her I am working out of town, etc and as soon as I am back in town, and have time after other responsibilities I'll give her a shout. Just to give her hope that I'll come back in and drop that much again. Just thought I should share my experience.

[URL]https://grandrapids.rubratings.com/116165[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SweetHemiStud;3984284]I saw her a few months back and spent WAY too much for what I got. It wouldn't have been so bad, except the upsells were distracting from my relaxation. First I requested an hour via text, she told me the approx location and said to call when close. I did, and that's where the upsells started. Asked if "I wanted 4 hands it's only. 8" I agreed just to try the experience. I kinda figured that sounded like HH. . 4 each. But I specified HR in a very recent text, so let it go, thinking she'd know. I was wrong, they started the massage and literally a few minutes in, the upsells started even more. "what kind of fun can we have tonight?" while they were touching suggestively. They kept asking what I wanted, and I just asked, how much do you need to show a good time? She said, 1. 2 each and they'll show me the moon. I was just like whatever and agreed, but said I only have X cash on me. They suggested their atm, so they had me dress, go out to my vehicle to get my wallet (I never carry it in anywhere as I feel my cards could be swiped while I am not focused and just carry in what I intend to spend) I got out more cash for them and they worked on me for a few more minutes, allowing me to roam and FIV on the other girl who was down to pretty much a 2 pc bathing suit, but Saisha stayed pretty much fully dressed. Then rubbed the area and asked if I'd like to try prostate play, I again, agreed. To which they asked for another 1. 2 each. And said they'd just bring in the card reader so I didn't have to get dressed again. And of course, even that was an upsell, at $1 per every $10. So the math adds up to very close to 6 $ of nothing but distraction from upsells, a few minutes of actual massage, and a barely satisfying HE that I had to force out because I was just so irritated about the upselling distractions. Didn't care much about the money, but just wish they could have focused on me more than upselling. Plus she texts every so often asking when I am going to see her again, and I keep playing back telling her I am working out of town, etc and as soon as I am back in town, and have time after other responsibilities I'll give her a shout. Just to give her hope that I'll come back in and drop that much again. Just thought I should share my experience.

[URL]https://grandrapids.rubratings.com/116165[/URL][/QUOTE]Wow! Just Wow!

Good morning.

Been in the mood for a good NURU and wondered if anyone had any experience with Jezibel at [URL]http://www.jezenuru.com/[/URL].

Looks like it might be legit and promising at the same time.

Also does anyone know if Brooke is offering them again since she re-entered the game? I never was able to enjoy, but understand hers were legendary.

Has anybody visited Paula? I see her postings all over but not a lot of comments.

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First time posting, but I've been reading your posts for months- thanks for everyone's input. Definitely learned a lot of what to do and what not to do.

Just wanted to make a quick plug for this provider. I've been seeing her regularly for over a year. If you're looking for a real good massage in a relaxing environment with a very pleasant and caring person then give her a shout. She works M-Sat in the morning and early afternoon, which works for my schedule, but not for most I assume.