I saw the new Melissa before she left, and OMG. Don't forget to bringraincoats. I hope she sticks around, is like to run into her a few times more.
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I saw the new Melissa before she left, and OMG. Don't forget to bringraincoats. I hope she sticks around, is like to run into her a few times more.
I agree with less is more on the board. Bottom line is everyone should be putting in time looking for spots. I have been around for only a year but I see how bad things can turn when the lips are loose.
On a plus note I was driving down jyp yesterday and os had a big white tarp with black letters that made out Hong kong. It was starting to storm so I didn't see the word massage under because the wind but I assume os or someone in that locations will be back soon.
Be safe people
Howdy Partners,
I don't know if this has been mentioned before but lots of MP's advertise on craigslist under "therapeutic services". To find them you can go from "orlando" (or whatever city you're in) to "services offered" to "therapeutic services" and voila. Some of the advertisers are legit massage therapists so be careful and let your spidey senses be your guide.
[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/[/url]
Stay safe fellas,
Mr P
[QUOTE=Jimhatz;1238071]The reports on the forum should at least content that much. If not, then like was said what is the purpose of the forum to keep all the good to yourself. At least the newbies can know where something may happen. I still don't think the detail on this forum bring heat on the AMP. Why are places like Spa Serenity, Island T, and the likes that people have gave details on not being shut down. Whether you get FS, BJ or a handshake, it is all illegal. LEO don't need to forum to get and idea of what may be going on. Melissa advertised on BP in the bodyrub section dressed in her underwear. Does LEO ready need this board to say something can be had there.[/QUOTE]LOL, this times 100. I started to feel bad about my post for a second and then read this. If you guys don't think LEO is checking out everything from the body rub / massage section, well than I don't know what to tell you. AMP after AMP after AMP stay open regardless of the vivid posts on here. Its the not having the proper license is what gets them in trouble.
And if you think the reviews on this place are bad, T. E. R. Is 10 times worse with their descriptions. Let alone they have a built in feature advertising yes and no for what the provider does.
[QUOTE=Ftguy68; 1238481]LOL, this times 100. I started to feel bad about my post for a second and then read this. If you guys don't think LEO is checking out everything from the body rub / massage section, well than I don't know what to tell you. AMP after AMP after AMP stay open regardless of the vivid posts on here. Its the not having the proper license is what gets them in trouble.
And if you think the reviews on this place are bad, T. E. R. Is 10 times worse with their descriptions. Let alone they have a built in feature advertising yes and no for what the provider does.[/QUOTE]The problem with Melissa was not what was written on this forum. The problem was that whoever the D-bag was that saw her from 10:15 to 10:45 AM on Friday told Melissa that she was "all over the internet". Once again D-BAG! We started off fine. She comes in gives me sexy hug, takes the donation, I get comfy, little backrub. 5 min, flip shoulder and chest and then she asks me if I want anywhere else massaged, I guide her hands to the happy place and she strips, starts to HJ, moves to BBBJ (very nice) , I feel like I need to slow things down so I get her on the table for some DATY with g-spot stimulation. 5-7 mi later she asks if I brought a raincoat, based on the weather reports from here- I had. We start into it like they do on the Discovery channel and she seams to be enjoying it and then she pushes me away. I am totally WTF, she turns around and looks at me like a hurt puppy and then reaches and start jackin me again, I figure alright she wants it from the front, I start to try entry there and she pushes me away again then starts pacing around the floor looking hurt and confused. Then she starts telling me she is sorry she feels paranoid and the last guy that was there said she was " all over the internet." I owe you one D-bag! She then says she was thinking about quitting that day, well at least she wasn't lying. I gave her my phone number but I am not expecting her to call. She wouldn't give me hers. The moral of the story. DON'T TELL THEM YOU SAW THEM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT THEIR AD!
On the good side I saw Alexia later that night, very nice, everything covered, DATY, LFK, YMMV (she said doesn't always allow DATY and the kissing was when thing really got heated so) but otherwise very nice. CG, doggy, mish. One negative she kept checking her phone and complaining about a restricted number. Dude get a prepaid phone. Sorry for such a long post for a first timer. I've been lurking for a while because for some reason I could never get my account registered but it was probably my fault. I am going to post some reviews in positive and BP section probably tonight. Thanks for all the great info over the year.
Any info on this lady, she just sparks my imagination. I may TOFTT.
http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/finally-the-real-thing-40/4881373
Thanks.
Laharvardkid
[QUOTE=SquareDick; 1238769]The problem with Melissa was not what was written on this forum. The problem was that whoever the D-bag was that saw her from 10:15 to 10:45 AM on Friday told Melissa that she was "all over the internet". Once again D-BAG! We started off fine. She comes in gives me sexy hug, takes the donation, I get comfy, little backrub. 5 min, flip shoulder and chest and then she asks me if I want anywhere else massaged, I guide her hands to the happy place and she strips, starts to HJ, moves to BBBJ (very nice) , I feel like I need to slow things down so I get her on the table for some DATY with g-spot stimulation. 5-7 mi later she asks if I brought a raincoat, based on the weather reports from here- I had. We start into it like they do on the Discovery channel and she seams to be enjoying it and then she pushes me away. I am totally WTF, she turns around and looks at me like a hurt puppy and then reaches and start jackin me again, I figure alright she wants it from the front, I start to try entry there and she pushes me away again then starts pacing around the floor looking hurt and confused. Then she starts telling me she is sorry she feels paranoid and the last guy that was there said she was " all over the internet." I owe you one D-bag! She then says she was thinking about quitting that day, well at least she wasn't lying. I gave her my phone number but I am not expecting her to call. She wouldn't give me hers. The moral of the story. DON'T TELL THEM YOU SAW THEM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT THEIR AD!
On the good side I saw Alexia later that night, very nice, everything covered, DATY, LFK, YMMV (she said doesn't always allow DATY and the kissing was when thing really got heated so) but otherwise very nice. CG, doggy, mish. One negative she kept checking her phone and complaining about a restricted number. Dude get a prepaid phone. Sorry for such a long post for a first timer. I've been lurking for a while because for some reason I could never get my account registered but it was probably my fault. I am going to post some reviews in positive and BP section probably tonight. Thanks for all the great info over the year.[/QUOTE]Damn, nice about Alexia, sucks about Melissa. I was hoping to see her when visited Orlando next time. It is a shame, but if she ever calls you or starts posting on BP give the heads up. I would love to meet up with her if she is looking of other clients.
Loose lips sink ships,
M654
[QUOTE=SquareDick; 1238769]The problem with Melissa was not what was written on this forum. The problem was that whoever the D-bag was that saw her from 10:15 to 10:45 AM on Friday told Melissa that she was "all over the internet". Once again D-BAG! We started off fine. She comes in gives me sexy hug, takes the donation, I get comfy, little backrub. 5 min, flip shoulder and chest and then she asks me if I want anywhere else massaged, I guide her hands to the happy place and she strips, starts to HJ, moves to BBBJ (very nice) , I feel like I need to slow things down so I get her on the table for some DATY with g-spot stimulation. 5-7 mi later she asks if I brought a raincoat, based on the weather reports from here- I had. We start into it like they do on the Discovery channel and she seams to be enjoying it and then she pushes me away. I am totally WTF, she turns around and looks at me like a hurt puppy and then reaches and start jackin me again, I figure alright she wants it from the front, I start to try entry there and she pushes me away again then starts pacing around the floor looking hurt and confused. Then she starts telling me she is sorry she feels paranoid and the last guy that was there said she was " all over the internet." I owe you one D-bag! She then says she was thinking about quitting that day, well at least she wasn't lying. I gave her my phone number but I am not expecting her to call. She wouldn't give me hers. The moral of the story. DON'T TELL THEM YOU SAW THEM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT THEIR AD!
On the good side I saw Alexia later that night, very nice, everything covered, DATY, LFK, YMMV (she said doesn't always allow DATY and the kissing was when thing really got heated so) but otherwise very nice. CG, doggy, mish. One negative she kept checking her phone and complaining about a restricted number. Dude get a prepaid phone. Sorry for such a long post for a first timer. I've been lurking for a while because for some reason I could never get my account registered but it was probably my fault. I am going to post some reviews in positive and BP section probably tonight. Thanks for all the great info over the year.[/QUOTE]Fucking this. Some of you are pure douchec*nts. I know for a fact at least one of you mongers likes to snitch to providers the info you learn on this board. Is that your angle to try and be cute with sharing info with providers about what is said on here? Whichever one of you tools is going around sharing what is said on this board, I hope gets bit by a mosquito with AIDS. You are a total idiot scumbag. Your post simply confirms what I have known for a while now. Very disapointing to read this.
I had a dream about a provider based out of Palm Bay that is doing work in Altamonte right now. Great times to be had. I believe she leaves later this week. She is a BBW, but very sensual and attractive face. YMMV. Seniors PM for detals.
Here is a freebee for you dopes although frankly you don't deserve it based on the actions of the idiot above who likes to tattle to gain favors with the ladies (I would seriously beat the ever living fu*k out of the idiot who did that). Pics are definately real with this provider. I fell asleep quickly when I got there. I woke up with sweaty fingers and very relaxed. I wasn't fully satisfied and frankly doubt if one can sleep that well there.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hottest-nude-diva-even-hotter-specials-lisa-raye-gorgeous-exotic-erotic-22/4856171[/url]
Be safe lads, except you snitch. I hope your first born drowns in a pool.
Went to FO today, and was told to come back in 30mins. I headed over to the place on Mills south of 50, and there were four cars there! WTF is with you guys. Doesn't anybody work during the day LOL.
Came back, and had a nice relaxing half hour with MiMi. Second time with her, and same result. She is nothing, if not consistent. Definitely recommended. 50 for 1/2 hr. 80 for therapist gratuity. Seniors PM for further.
There was a girl at the desk who told me she was new. Very flirty, and typical AMP looks / build (40s, not too shabby looking or too hot, thin build). I believe the blond white girl is no longer working there. It's been a couple months since I was there last, and I always wanted a session with her. Oh well.
Tried Elite this past weekend. Was hoping for fitness model-hot Sydney, but she was all booked up. I happened to luck out and end up with Jackie, a very beautiful, curvy, latina. When she stood up, I could hardly contain my goofy=ass smile. Relaxed nicely for 35 plus one hundo, Seniors I will be happy to report further via PM. Saw another girl on the way out, and she was quite hot too. A nice, safe break from AMPs; however, there is a premium for these hotties.
[QUOTE=Smokedmeat;1211821]I give up this one. Massage was a 6. Looks 7. Same clothes as last time didn't warm up to any stimulating conversation. Had to finish on my own. Wasn't leaving sad. Won't be back.[/QUOTE]Decided to go and check her out, fully knowing that there are no extras based on the reports here. But she is close by (K-Mart plaza on corner of Lee Road and 17-92) and I was looking for a decent massage. Definitely good in the looks department and sexy accent. Sexy clothing style with prominent cleavage. I assume that is the way she likes to dress all the time. True to previous reports, massage was pretty good but no extras hinted at or mentioned. In fact, the rooms have signs posted "Massage therapeutic only" or something like that. She is nice and we chatted a bit, but based on everything mentioned here, posted in her BP ad and then the signs in the room, I figured she would be insulted if I mentioned anything extra. And with someone like that, I would not even want to finish up myself if they are going to walk in and out of the room and act indifferent. She has some new employees (one is a nice slender hottie) but I am sure they offer no extras either. My only criticism is, because of the way the office is set up with all the rooms having open tops, you can hear noise and conversation from around the suite which can be distracting.
The other night I decided to head to TR. It has been quite sometime since the last visit. Well to my surprise a new provider was present. Cute AMP about 30+; however, she was the spark needed for the night. She was playful and really made things happen. Service was a 9, Looks 7, and overall Massage 8. 5. Definite to repeat quite soon. More info, you can PM.
I fucking love internet bullies, hiding behind your computers trying to sound tough. I saw Melissa during said times, and I told her she had great reviews up hoping to get her pussy wet. Did I know she was going to quit, fuck no. If you got a axe to grind with me, come and find me, I'd be glad to rearrange your face and limbs.
[QUOTE=Pbwardy02; 1239577]Fucking this. Some of you are pure douchec*nts. I know for a fact at least one of you mongers likes to snitch to providers the info you learn on this board. Is that your angle to try and be cute with sharing info with providers about what is said on here? Whichever one of you tools is going around sharing what is said on this board, I hope gets bit by a mosquito with AIDS. You are a total idiot scumbag. Your post simply confirms what I have known for a while now. Very disapointing to read this.
I had a dream about a provider based out of Palm Bay that is doing work in Altamonte right now. Great times to be had. I believe she leaves later this week. She is a BBW, but very sensual and attractive face. YMMV. Seniors PM for detals.
Here is a freebee for you dopes although frankly you don't deserve it based on the actions of the idiot above who likes to tattle to gain favors with the ladies (I would seriously beat the ever living fu*k out of the idiot who did that). Pics are definately real with this provider. I fell asleep quickly when I got there. I woke up with sweaty fingers and very relaxed. I wasn't fully satisfied and frankly doubt if one can sleep that well there.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hottest-nude-diva-even-hotter-specials-lisa-raye-gorgeous-exotic-erotic-22/4856171[/url]
Be safe lads, except you snitch. I hope your first born drowns in a pool.[/QUOTE]
Been on a little LMT kick here. After seeing Marina in WP yesterday, decided to make appointment with Ukrainian Tanya out in East Orlando. Based upon reports here, I knew she did not provide any extras but would possibly allow self service. Alas, this was not to be the case for me. Started out typical on stomach completely undraped. Plenty of attention to the glutes and inner thighs. Even pretty close attention to the crack with multiple cheek spreading maneuvers. After flip (again still completely undraped) , I nicely asked would it be ok to perform self service. Well, she stopped and sighed and said something to the effect of "well, jeesh, you don't think you can help yourself?" She sounded pretty annoyed / exasperated. I apologized and then kept my mouth shut the remainder of the time. Even after this exchange, her massage technique involved her hands getting pretty close to the boys with an occasional brush of them with the fingers. I mean, really? I can see performing a completely draped massage without any sensuality and THEN perhaps getting annoyed at a guy being suggestive, but after all that stimulation how can she expect a guy to at least not try for a little self relief? I would think it would be more of an insult to lay there flaccid despite all that stimulus. Won't be back as I don't like to get completely undraped / teasing massages without some sort of relief.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/special-ukrainian-massage-only-5560minfor-1visit-4073250607/4359362[/url]
No one is sharing any information with service provders. But to comment regarding overall perception of her services or to try and steer a provider down a better / safer path shouldn't be an issue.
If I'm visiting a provider and I feel she has something I'd like to continue experiencing, sharing my knowledge or opinions regarding specific details of her trade such as location / pricing / manager status shouldn't be an issue. And I will continue to do so, smart girls only benefits all of us.
You might've blue balled it out of there, but I don't think anyone is intimidated by your rant. I think it's easy to see plenty of girls have been helped by vets from this board (direct advertising of services on behalf of some ladies ). You make sure to call them out too.
Melissa is a bad ass girl, I think you can tell why anyone would do what they can to help her out after your visit. Her making a move probably helped keep her around a few more months.
Pbward's style may be over the top but he has a point. There are guys on this board who run their mouths to the girls. I've been bitten by it to so I understand his frustration. There's a well known SM here who apparently unable to seal the deal with stripper at IR out in Cocoa Beach he starts telling her about post I'd made about her. This ended up blowing up a whole network of poon tang I had set up there. I should have known better than to trusta gator fan. Any point should be that things said here don't need to be shared with anyone outside our little community.
[QUOTE=Sundvd;1239795]I fucking love internet bullies, hiding behind your computers trying to sound tough. I saw Melissa during said times, and I told her she had great reviews up hoping to get her pussy wet. Did I know she was going to quit, fuck no. If you got a axe to grind with me, come and find me, I'd be glad to rearrange your face and limbs.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Seminole John;1240296]Pbward's style may be over the top but he has a point. There are guys on this board who run their mouths to the girls. I've been bitten by it to so I understand his frustration. There's a well known SM here who apparently unable to seal the deal with stripper at IR out in Cocoa Beach he starts telling her about post I'd made about her. This ended up blowing up a whole network of poon tang I had set up there. I should have known better than to trusta gator fan. Any point should be that things said here don't need to be shared with anyone outside our little community.[/QUOTE]Everyone must know that many service providers read this forum so they all know what we are saying. I have even gotten calls from providers asking me to check the forum to see if a rumor they heard is true or not. We must be discrete in what we say. Hell, I have may providers and places that I can go to and know what the service I will get. I do not need the forum for that. Most of us are the same. If a provider reads a report on this forum, many of them know exactly who the person was who said it. They are not as stupid as we think. We should all just us common sense in how we describe a session. Just my opinion.
In general I agree with what your saying but keep in mind not every provider is on here or wants to be reviewed. In fact some girls don't want their activites published as they are trying to keep it quiet. That was the situation in my particular case and I was thrown under the bus by someone I trusted just because he was having some trouble getting some stripper ass.
[QUOTE=Indian River;1240338]Everyone must know that many service providers read this forum so they all know what we are saying. I have even gotten calls from providers asking me to check the forum to see if a rumor they heard is true or not. We must be discrete in what we say. Hell, I have may providers and places that I can go to and know what the service I will get. I do not need the forum for that. Most of us are the same. If a provider reads a report on this forum, many of them know exactly who the person was who said it. They are not as stupid as we think. We should all just us common sense in how we describe a session. Just my opinion.[/QUOTE]
I've had a couple of great massages by this provider. Always self service but very sensual touch and stretching. YMMV depends on her mood I guess.
[QUOTE=Quenton; 1240161]Been on a little LMT kick here. After seeing Marina in WP yesterday, decided to make appointment with Ukrainian Tanya out in East Orlando. Based upon reports here, I knew she did not provide any extras but would possibly allow self service. Alas, this was not to be the case for me. Started out typical on stomach completely undraped. Plenty of attention to the glutes and inner thighs. Even pretty close attention to the crack with multiple cheek spreading maneuvers. After flip (again still completely undraped) , I nicely asked would it be ok to perform self service. Well, she stopped and sighed and said something to the effect of "well, jeesh, you don't think you can help yourself?" She sounded pretty annoyed / exasperated. I apologized and then kept my mouth shut the remainder of the time. Even after this exchange, her massage technique involved her hands getting pretty close to the boys with an occasional brush of them with the fingers. I mean, really? I can see performing a completely draped massage without any sensuality and THEN perhaps getting annoyed at a guy being suggestive, but after all that stimulation how can she expect a guy to at least not try for a little self relief? I would think it would be more of an insult to lay there flaccid despite all that stimulus. Won't be back as I don't like to get completely undraped / teasing massages without some sort of relief.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/special-ukrainian-massage-only-5560minfor-1visit-4073250607/4359362[/url][/QUOTE]
So I decided to complete my local LMT Trilogy today. This trilogy could be subtitled "Women with funny voices"
As you recall, we had Episode I: A New Grope, where I visited Marina at the Kmart plaza. Went in knowing no extras were to be had, and true to previous reports this was accurate. Good massage, undraped while face down and lightly draped on flip, attractive woman, nice conversation, but that is all. She actually emailed me that evening expressing that it was nice to have met me.
Earlier today I moved on to Episode II: The Ukrainian Strikes Out. Again, good massage, nice and slow rub totally undraped the entire time, but no extras. And in my case at least, self service was frowned upon.
I decided to end this trilogy with Andrea "Touch of Irish" in Winter Park. I will title this Episode III: Return of the HE. Finally some redemption, though at a price. Made appointment and was quoted three price levels, light for. 8, medley for. 9 and deep for 1. 0 Not as good looking in person as her pics (kind of frumpy looking with no makeup and casual t-shrt / cargo shorts on). As previously reported, she shares office space with "psycho" Heather of WP. Andrea is deaf and speaks in the typical deaf person manner. Funny, but you would think when meeting someone for the first time, a deaf person might say,"Just to let you know, I am deaf but I can read lips just fine. Make sure you look at me when talking" I just happened to know all this before going in. And silly me, I thought the different price ranges reflected various "upgrades". No. They literally represent a light massage, mixture of light and deep, and then deep. She requests money upfront so I give her 1. 0 and request medley. This was a therapeutic massage straight from the beginning. Actually, some of the more deep pressure stuff hurt like hell and was not enjoyable at all. At some point I realize my 1. 0 is literally for a light / deep massage and this is probably not going to cover any upgrades. Bingo! At the conclusion she asks if I would like anything else and when I indicate in the affirmative she says that is. 4 extra. Wow. A total of 1. 40? I tell her I don't have that much extra on me, so she lowers to. 2 but she asks that next time I see her I should remember to bring extra. So, I go along with the extra. 2 and leave after an average HE. Happy movie going everyone!
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/touch-of-the-irish-by-andrea/4776907[/url]
I've only ever had to finish myself once and that was years ago over in Cocoa at some place I don't remember the name of. She was teasing like you describe below and then just refused to do the HE. So, she left at the end and I finished myself up, but stood up and blew my load all over the door knob so she'd have to touch it when she came back in. Sure enough, she came back in 5 minutes, shut the door, and got a sticky mess on her hands. I tipped. 2, smiled, and walked out as she was fuming. I told I just got a little carried away. That was my passive aggressive revenge for wasting an hour of my time. Hey, she should have just done it herself and she'd still gotten sticky, but would have had twice the tip!
[QUOTE=Quenton; 1240161]Been on a little LMT kick here. After seeing Marina in WP yesterday, decided to make appointment with Ukrainian Tanya out in East Orlando. Based upon reports here, I knew she did not provide any extras but would possibly allow self service. Alas, this was not to be the case for me. Started out typical on stomach completely undraped. Plenty of attention to the glutes and inner thighs. Even pretty close attention to the crack with multiple cheek spreading maneuvers. After flip (again still completely undraped) , I nicely asked would it be ok to perform self service. Well, she stopped and sighed and said something to the effect of "well, jeesh, you don't think you can help yourself?" She sounded pretty annoyed / exasperated. I apologized and then kept my mouth shut the remainder of the time. Even after this exchange, her massage technique involved her hands getting pretty close to the boys with an occasional brush of them with the fingers. I mean, really? I can see performing a completely draped massage without any sensuality and THEN perhaps getting annoyed at a guy being suggestive, but after all that stimulation how can she expect a guy to at least not try for a little self relief? I would think it would be more of an insult to lay there flaccid despite all that stimulus. Won't be back as I don't like to get completely undraped / teasing massages without some sort of relief.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/special-ukrainian-massage-only-5560minfor-1visit-4073250607/4359362[/url][/QUOTE]
[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2505568897.html[/url]
I should have just played lotto.
[QUOTE=BigH407; 1240745][url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2505568897.html[/url]
I should have just played lotto.[/QUOTE]RTFF. This is why you read the forum. Save you time, energy, effort and pesos.
[QUOTE=Quenton; 1240596]So I decided to complete my local LMT Trilogy today. This trilogy could be subtitled "Women with funny voices"
As you recall, we had Episode I: A New Grope, where I visited Marina at the Kmart plaza. Went in knowing no extras were to be had, and true to previous reports this was accurate. Good massage, undraped while face down and lightly draped on flip, attractive woman, nice conversation, but that is all. She actually emailed me that evening expressing that it was nice to have met me.
Earlier today I moved on to Episode II: The Ukrainian Strikes Out. Again, good massage, nice and slow rub totally undraped the entire time, but no extras. And in my case at least, self service was frowned upon.
I decided to end this trilogy with Andrea "Touch of Irish" in Winter Park. I will title this Episode III: Return of the HE. Finally some redemption, though at a price. Made appointment and was quoted three price levels, light for. 8, medley for. 9 and deep for 1. 0 Not as good looking in person as her pics (kind of frumpy looking with no makeup and casual t-shrt / cargo shorts on). As previously reported, she shares office space with "psycho" Heather of WP. Andrea is deaf and speaks in the typical deaf person manner. Funny, but you would think when meeting someone for the first time, a deaf person might say,"Just to let you know, I am deaf but I can read lips just fine. Make sure you look at me when talking" I just happened to know all this before going in. And silly me, I thought the different price ranges reflected various "upgrades". No. They literally represent a light massage, mixture of light and deep, and then deep. She requests money upfront so I give her 1. 0 and request medley. This was a therapeutic massage straight from the beginning. Actually, some of the more deep pressure stuff hurt like hell and was not enjoyable at all. At some point I realize my 1. 0 is literally for a light / deep massage and this is probably not going to cover any upgrades. Bingo! At the conclusion she asks if I would like anything else and when I indicate in the affirmative she says that is. 4 extra. Wow. A total of 1. 40? I tell her I don't have that much extra on me, so she lowers to. 2 but she asks that next time I see her I should remember to bring extra. So, I go along with the extra. 2 and leave after an average HE. Happy movie going everyone!
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/touch-of-the-irish-by-andrea/4776907[/url][/QUOTE]Q. I appreciate your reports and more importantly I appreciate that you are willing to beat your head against the wall despite the previous reports as to why you should avoid the very places you went. This goes to prove the ageless phrase, RTFF. But even after reading the forum you sought to climb Everest without oxygen only to find out that the air is thin and you can't survive. It's nice to know nothing has changed at the places already reported about. I will keep my ears out for MT with strange voices to see if I can add to your collection. This is why the information shared here is actually very valuable. If the ocassional girl flakes out (shocking that they would be paranoid or quit the business or move on. Because that never happens to girls in this business) so be it. That may be the price of doing business. Keep up the good work Norgay Tenzing.
[QUOTE=BigH407; 1240745][url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2505568897.html[/url]
I should have just played lotto.[/QUOTE]She is a whack-job of the highest order and has earned many negative reviews on the forum over the years. Do a search and read them all. Tell us some more of what kind of crap she's trying to pull this time.
She's a Very Strange, Weird and Angry Creature that also doesn't know anything about the subject of personal hygiene. Stay Away!
SP
[QUOTE=Steve Pope; 1240795]She is a whack-job of the highest order and has earned many negative reviews on the forum over the years. Do a search and read them all. Tell us some more of what kind of crap she's trying to pull this time.
She's a Very Strange, Weird and Angry Creature that also doesn't know anything about the subject of personal hygiene. Stay Away!
SP[/QUOTE]She told me that the price she quoted for the hr was "double" for any "extras". Along with looking like she got hit in the face with a sack of nickels, you are correct, sir. Her hygiene was not great. I don't just mean the bad breath, either.
She told me that if I wanted to finish myself that she would back up and just watch me. I just got dressed, smiled and politely left; telling her time flew and I was going to miss a meeting.
I took a trip over to 192 Spa in Kissimmee after a long absence the other day. Rang the bell and was greeted by an attractive woman in (probably) her mid 30's. I was led to the room and I asked about the shower but she said it was broken. That was a bummer, but oh well. Anyway, paid for an hour and the massage was actually pretty decent! No poking and prodding, or stomping on my back! There was plenty of teasing throughout the whole thing. On the flip I must say it was probably one of the best handshakes I've ever received! One of the best things was that I actually received the whole hour! No rushing at all. Left. 4 and I was on my way. Guess I'll have to make it over there more often!
[QUOTE=Quenton; 1240596]So I decided to complete my local LMT Trilogy today. This trilogy could be subtitled "Women with funny voices"
As you recall, we had Episode I: A New Grope, where I visited Marina at the Kmart plaza. Went in knowing no extras were to be had, and true to previous reports this was accurate. Good massage, undraped while face down and lightly draped on flip, attractive woman, nice conversation, but that is all. She actually emailed me that evening expressing that it was nice to have met me.
Earlier today I moved on to Episode II: The Ukrainian Strikes Out. Again, good massage, nice and slow rub totally undraped the entire time, but no extras. And in my case at least, self service was frowned upon.
I decided to end this trilogy with Andrea "Touch of Irish" in Winter Park. I will title this Episode III: Return of the HE. Finally some redemption, though at a price. Made appointment and was quoted three price levels, light for. 8, medley for. 9 and deep for 1. 0 Not as good looking in person as her pics (kind of frumpy looking with no makeup and casual t-shrt / cargo shorts on). As previously reported, she shares office space with "psycho" Heather of WP. Andrea is deaf and speaks in the typical deaf person manner. Funny, but you would think when meeting someone for the first time, a deaf person might say,"Just to let you know, I am deaf but I can read lips just fine. Make sure you look at me when talking" I just happened to know all this before going in. And silly me, I thought the different price ranges reflected various "upgrades". No. They literally represent a light massage, mixture of light and deep, and then deep. She requests money upfront so I give her 1. 0 and request medley. This was a therapeutic massage straight from the beginning. Actually, some of the more deep pressure stuff hurt like hell and was not enjoyable at all. At some point I realize my 1. 0 is literally for a light / deep massage and this is probably not going to cover any upgrades. Bingo! At the conclusion she asks if I would like anything else and when I indicate in the affirmative she says that is. 4 extra. Wow. A total of 1. 40? I tell her I don't have that much extra on me, so she lowers to. 2 but she asks that next time I see her I should remember to bring extra. So, I go along with the extra. 2 and leave after an average HE. Happy movie going everyone!
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/touch-of-the-irish-by-andrea/4776907[/url][/QUOTE]Andrea is a lesbian. Her Girlfriend is a very ugly / big lesbian. She is doing this for the money and to get as much as possible.
I went to TR today and saw a note up front that said "will be back on July 21st". I looked at my phone and it said 7/22/11 so I walked to OS. Had one of the best massages with the regular ending. No roaming allowed (I was a bit surprised). The highlight of my dream was the knock out hottie receptionist. Hot and a flirt, young good looking. She has a nice tat on her leg. Does anyone know her name or if she does massages too? Pm me!
Thanks,
JO
[QUOTE=BigH407; 1240881]She told me that the price she quoted for the hr was "double" for any "extras". Along with looking like she got hit in the face with a sack of nickels, you are correct, sir. Her hygiene was not great. I don't just mean the bad breath, either.
She told me that if I wanted to finish myself that she would back up and just watch me. I just got dressed, smiled and politely left; telling her time flew and I was going to miss a meeting.[/QUOTE]I must have caught her on a good day several months ago. I wanted to see what this esalen massage was about. She quoted the price and said that was just for the massage. That made me think that there was a price for other things. It was pretty much just light touch. On the flip with my hard on we gave each other the eye. When I was about to ask what was up she told me she does not talk about it to just say yea or nay. I said yea and got a mechanical HS. Since not tip amount was mentioned, I left. 3. I have not went back.
[QUOTE=Smokedmeat;1240548]I've had a couple of great massages by this provider. Always self service but very sensual touch and stretching. YMMV depends on her mood I guess.[/QUOTE]I saw her once and had a pretty good massage. Not as much teasing as the board suggested on my visit. On the flip since I had heard she let you finish yourself off, I touched my hard member. She said I could do it but she would not watch. I decided not to waste a nut. If she was not at least going to watch, I might as well break one off in front of my computer watching porn. I have broken off 2 nuts myself during TS. The first time the girl was really into it; Looking and soaping up my nuts.
[QUOTE=Readyfothaflip; 1239621]Went to FO today, and was told to come back in 30mins. .
There was a girl at the desk who told me she was new. Very flirty, and typical AMP looks / build (40s, not too shabby looking or too hot, thin build). I . It's been a couple months since I was there last, and I always wanted a session with her. Oh well.[/QUOTE]
I was there last week and got my usual hour with Shouwa (she won't let anyone else touch me) she told me Eve was back. Which meant nothing to me since I have never seen her but many good remarks about here
[QUOTE=Jimhatz;1241750]I must have caught her on a good day several months ago. I wanted to see what this esalen massage was about. She quoted the price and said that was just for the massage. That made me think that there was a price for other things. It was pretty much just light touch. On the flip with my hard on we gave each other the eye. When I was about to ask what was up she told me she does not talk about it to just say yea or nay. I said yea and got a mechanical HS. Since not tip amount was mentioned, I left. 3. I have not went back.[/QUOTE]I DID get the extra once. Imagine this. Her toilet is in the same condition she is (- $% (- up to to the max.) Imagine it is time for her to unclog it with a plunger. Just think of the force needed to unclog that mess! Now think of yourself as the handle to that thing. YEEOUCH! That smarts!
Is Miss Joan still around, I was looking for a good body rub and can't seem to find her on backpage, Is she gone, or just not advertising anymore?
Thanks!
Got back to Elite again. Tried to get a session with Sydney, but I was told she had been booked for a 90min rub during the time slot I wanted. So I got to choose between Jackie and Leila. Leila is a very cute strawberry blonde, who wasn't wearing a flattering outfit. Just jeans and a big shirt, she must have just got in or something. Jackie was looking very nice in a black cocktail dress. I had the same experience with Jackie as I had earlier, Seniors PM for specifics. Its expensive, but I am on sabbatical from Asians LOL.
While I was waiting for Jackie in my room, I heard what was the most annoying southern drawl ever coming from a woman in the waiting room. I'm pretty sure it was Sydney, someone who has met her please confirm this for me.
Seriously, does LEO have anything better to do with their time? Like catch some real F%$# criminals. Our very sweet ATF Melissa was arrested Thursday for prostitution, and unlicensed practice of a health care provider. Although she did quit working at that location, the arrest may or may not have had anything to do with all the detailed info of her services on this forum. Funny how after the cat is out of the bag and all the details hit the forum, next thing we know the gals at the place in question get nabbed. Where or how she got arrested at this point it doesn't even matter! It's just sad to see a beautiful gal sit behind bars just for making us few lucky mongers who had the pleasure of seeing her feel so damn good.
OP
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[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was edited to [u]remove the mugshots of persons who were arrested[/u] from the report.
I want to say this carefully so no one gets the wrong idea here, but if you think about it, posting the mugshots of people who have been arrested is [u]somewhat heartless[/u] and really just helping the police in their efforts to embarrass these people.
Since this website is all about assisting people in obtaining commercial sex services, we don't want to add to the problems of the unfortunate people who have been arrested by publishing their names and/or photographs.
[i]Thanks![/i][/blue]
Does Miss Joan still have her massage place in Altamonte? I have always wanted to visit her and now it seems is gone from Backpage.
Thanks
Well, the noise on this site certainly didn't help the matter, that's for sure. It's always a good idea, especially with massage girls who are more under the radar than escorts, to keep the public info fairly vague and save the BBBJ, CIM, etc. Info for PMs. I did not get the pleasure of seeing Melissa, but was planning on it today, actually. I guess I'm literally a day late and a dollar short. I'm am going to see someone here in a bit so I'll report back promptly!
[QUOTE=OldPumper; 1242526]Seriously, does LEO have anything better to do with their time? Like catch some real F%$# criminals. Our very sweet ATF Melissa was arrested Thursday for prostitution, and unlicensed practice of a health care provider. Although she did quit working at that location, the arrest may or may not have had anything to do with all the detailed info of her services on this forum. Funny how after the cat is out of the bag and all the details hit the forum, next thing we know the gals at the place in question get nabbed. Where or how she got arrested at this point it doesn't even matter! It's just sad to see a beautiful gal sit behind bars just for making us few lucky mongers who had the pleasure of seeing her feel so damn good.
OP.
[blue][Police Mugshots deleted by Admin][/blue]
[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was edited to [u]remove the mugshots of persons who were arrested[/u] From the report.
I want to say this carefully so no one gets the wrong idea here, but if you think about it, posting the mugshots of people who have been arrested is [u]somewhat heartless[/u] And really just helping the police in their efforts to embarrass these people.
Since this website is all about assisting people in obtaining commercial sex services, we don't want to add to the problems of the unfortunate people who have been arrested by publishing their names and / or photographs.
[i]Thanks! [/i][/blue][/QUOTE]
Damn. Anyone have digits for melissa? I'd love to see her again but this just sucks.
Called and made an apt this afternoon with Jena Sunshine. I got there and called her number, answering maching picked up. I left message that I was there, since I didn't know which office door to go to. Called 3 times and knocked on every door in the building. I hate being stood up, 'specially since I drove about 45 minutes to get there. Sucks to be me today.