Massage Parlor Reports

I was perusing the newspapers (online), and I came up with this story. The first lady doesn't look bad, for Amp standards. I assume she's new, and the second lady looks like she's been doing it for a while. Check it out! It's a before and after picture of the ladies, when they start working at the amps.

[url]http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/08/crystal-lake-massage-parlor-bust-prostitution.html[/url]

[QUOTE]Arrests at massage parlors in Crystal Lake, Hampshire
August 3, 2010 2:00 AM | 19 Comments | UPDATED STORY
Patrons were being offered more than massages at massage parlors in Crystal Lake and Hampshire, authorities said.

Employees at the East West Healing Touch parlors in both towns were charged recently with prostitution following an undercover operation that revealed patrons were being offered sexual favors for money, Illinois State Police Master Sgt. Tim Sebastian said.[/QUOTE]

I think there is an Arlo Guthrie reference below. If this doesn't explain it, then PM me.

[QUOTE=Gopher88]Where is this Cindy and the old lady with the cheep price? And whats the name?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Raincoater]There is an 'acupuncture' place right next to the fire station in Chinatown. Anyone been lately? Couldn't find much on the forums.[/QUOTE]I can't speak to the location in CT, but if you search this forum for Mercy, I can say that the N Mich Ave location is still true to what's been written. I assume by interpolation they all remain the same as they have been.

Works for me.

[QUOTE=Fredspy]I think there is an Arlo Guthrie reference below. If this doesn't explain it, then PM me.[/QUOTE]But then again...

And you can't always get what you want.

Honey, you can't always get what you want.

You can't always get what you want.

But if you try sometime, yeah.

You just might find you get what you need!

The Rolling Stones understand mongering.

I smell BS.

This place keeps you nailed like a coffin lid with a cover.

[QUOTE=Pussy Prowler]Had to go back,

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1878307685.html[/url]

As I stated before, she was a young hispanic, very cute, no more than 23, a real gem, ask for ruby. She's about 5-5 and 119 pounds, a b cup very petite but extremely pretty latina. Not the girl in the pic but hotter because she s like a hot young hispanic girl next door type that you might see at the mall. Her massage skills are only above average but after some coaxing (pleading actually, haha) I got FS for 200 total! Don't ruin this one guys as she is very sweet and there are others that work here as well, don't know if they do anything extra but this place is in a condo/office building, they take cc's and it's in a very upscale chicago area (streeterville) so I have no idea how long they will last. Be respectful, don't seem like LE, (I look very young so no way I'm getting confused for a cop) and be polite when you ask. At first she said no but I kept my hand planted on her ass and finally she agreed after I offered 200 total. It's already 95 for the hour anyhow so it was a steal! I may make her my regular.[/QUOTE]

Ok people, is this BS or what?

[QUOTE=Doogie0039]I smell BS.

This place keeps you nailed like a coffin lid with a cover.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Babycash]Ok people, is this BS or what?[/QUOTE]

I vote BS, because that ad is for the Elle Homme girls. From what I've read here, they're usually very attractive, very expensive (.95/hr?! Really?!) and strictly legit. PP's report was the first I've ever read where someone got extras from this group.

This might be a repeat of the Spa Pleasures incident with me and Gopher. PP gets extras, raves about it on here to get some of us to go, then when we do we get shot down. Does anyone want to spend .95 if there's a chance nothing will happen? I don't. I don't care how good looking they are or how good their massages are, if I didn't get any action from them, I'd be extremely pissed.

I just don't think it's a good risk to take, moneywise.

[QUOTE=Doogie0039]I smell BS.

This place keeps you nailed like a coffin lid with a cover.[/QUOTE]
I'm not quite sure I smell BS, but I sure as hell wouldn't expect this to be SOP there. They have a well-earned reputation for being prick teases.

[QUOTE=F Blaster]I vote BS, because that ad is for the Elle Homme girls. From what I've read here, they're usually very attractive, very expensive (.95/hr?! Really?!) and strictly legit. PP's report was the first I've ever read where someone got extras from this group.[/QUOTE]If Prowler says he got FS, I believe him. I have had the good fortune to follow some of his recommendations both on the public forum and back channel, and he has never steered me wrong. He always described the provider's looks accurately, what services they provided and their cost. So I for one will be off to see Ruby sometime in the near future.

Hey thanks Tiger, yeah well I don't really care if people believe me or not, I've done my share of intel and private messages with detailed info on providers to other members on here so my reputation on a message board doesn't concern me. I will however state that I misquoted the total, it was 300 total (200 for FS AFTER the 95) so total was 295 I had already paid for the hour session through CC initially before I went up there and then I pulled out 2 bills for the FS, everything was covered and she was hesitant, and no I'm no Brad Pitt by any means but I'm friendly, clean and look harmless for the most part, don't resemble LE since I look young (I'm 30 but I look 25). The massage takes place in a high rise condo type building where there is office space/retail on the lower floors. I thought something might be fishy when I first went to one floor to check in and meet my provider, because after I paid for the hour by credit card (wanted to get that out of the way) we went to a different floor and it was obvious that a few other people in the elevator with us gave me some snarky looks. When we entered the floor where I was to get my massage there was this older fellow, business exec type who didn't seem too pleased to be seen there, LOL as he put the newspaper over his face as I walked by. Anyhow the massage was so crappy even on my 2nd visit to this young hispanic girl I simply asked if there were any extra's this time while carefully stroking her ass. She seemed a bit nervous and hesitant and said "what do you mean by that? " And so I said full service,. She said I don't think so, we don't do that here but then I countered and offered 200. She asked if I had the $$ and I got up, full errection to get it out of my jeans. She took it and left the room, came back and took off her clothes. The FS was pretty mechanical as I was nervous and did missionary then doggy before the finish, also a covered and unenthusiastic BJ but I was just stoked that I was getting FS even though in retrospect hotter escorts can be had for the 300. 00 price point. But it was the whole girl next door, unexpected innocent thing that got me riled up so if anyone wants to check it out go for it. I didn't ask if it was ok I share this info but I figure I'm not the only one who has struck gold at this place judging from the enviroment. There is no sign and I doubt any of these girls are CMT's judging from the half ass massage. YMMV but I have no reason to BS this so think what you want. One thing is for sure, people are not going here for the massage as it was very weak!

[QUOTE=Tiger45]If Prowler says he got FS, I believe him. I have had the good fortune to follow some of his recommendations both on the public forum and back channel, and he has never steered me wrong. He always described the provider's looks accurately, what services they provided and their cost. So I for one will be off to see Ruby sometime in the near future.[/QUOTE]Well please do keep us posted on what you find!

Hey guys I'm a newbie and I've been reading a ton of posts of the mp's around here and I'm having trouble picking one cause there are so many conflicting results. So if someone can give me their atf in the northwest burbs I'd appreciate it.

[QUOTE=Gopher88]I went to see Lulu at Health Accupunture on Archer today. Your wright two new girls both nice. The young one kind of short nice looking. She told me her name was Sherry. Said she was from South Bend Ind. Been doing massages around 3 months. I would like to thank you for telling us about the new girls. I tryed Sherry today every bit as good as Lulu if not better. Can't wate to try the tall one Iv'e seen the tall one some where I asked her if she worked at 31st Street. She seemed like she didn't understand. She is going to realy have to be great to be better than Sherry. (IS SHE?) I haven't been to 31st in a long time. Year are Two[/QUOTE]

Went to see Lulu since all the good reviews of a good massage.
But Lulu was gone....as it was late about nine so i got the new girl "Sherry" She was average spinner type but it was late and and my choices were limited to there...so i accepted.
Now the bad points...the place had a stench like a backed up sewer....
Then off to the table shower and no flip flops so I dreaded going barefoot. Once there a lot of standing water on the floor.

The table shower was cold and Sherry did not heat it up with warm water brrrrr....otherwise the table massage was good as she covered all of the nooks and crannies. On the flip she washed everything.
Then off to the massage table. It was decent as she massaged, bent and bent limbs though not an erotic tease but a good overall massage.

now the flip....she asks you want? ...I say yes please. She says you tip me? I say yes then she says how much you tip me? ....now I lost interest and I never return to a place that haggles over a tip. I hate when they ask for tip up front and on top of that ask how much.

So I say the standard is 40....she responds no I want 60. Then i say what do I get for 60.....to which she responds a very good HJ. Now she was very sweet and did not ask for the tip up front so I said we will see .
Well. the result was nothing more then a good HJ with her fully clothed. She blocked roaming by locking her arms to prevent access to her top...in other words a good HJ fully clothed without any roaming.
So in conclusion i gave her 40....and since she was nice and sweet I had to inform that the standard for a clothed HJ is 40 .
She replied that in Indiana all of the people were nice and paid 60.
I told her that In Chicago, there is a lot more competition and if she tries for 60 she will lose a lot of clients as there many places where you can get more for 40..tip.

Don't get me wrong...she was nice and sweet and does a decent massage... just mis-informed as to the rates here in Chicago. And although her massage was decent and HJ was good, the bottom line is I wont return because of the environment of the place. the place is nasty....

P.S. she says Lulu went on vacation.....

I second your opinion, Chi Guy. My one experience with an Elle Homme girl was an awesome massage from a hottie that left me with DIY at home. Tease indeed.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]I'm not quite sure I smell BS, but I sure as hell wouldn't expect this to be SOP there. They have a well-earned reputation for being prick teases.[/QUOTE]

Had an itch tonight and after calling 3 different places where no one answered or said they would call back and never did... I decided to drive down Irving Park and stop at the first place I saw. The place looked closed, so I decided to call (sign had phone number) and was told they were still open. Went inside and met Claudia. Early 20s latina...maybe 5'3 150 ish...thick girl...kinda cute - I'd say a solid 7..with the biggest natural knockers I've seen in any MP to date. Had to be Gs no bull...paid .4 for 30 but she actually massaged me for about an hour..I thought I was in for a treat and not sure if she was trying to feel me out or what, she teased slightly and let my hand roam somewhat under her skirt, I rubbed up and down her leg...but when i started getting close to magic spot she pulled away. Massage was actually decent. No mention of extras but she did give me a card with her name... Granted - I was not as aggressive as I could have been, I will repeat and see if extras are to be had from her as I would love to have my cock in between those huge tits....I tipped 10 bucks..just cuz massage was decent, and she massaged me for close to an hour when i only paid for 30 min..and she was pleasant...This is actually the first time I've struck out with a latina (or rather have not been propositioned for "options"), and second time striking out period...Please PM me if anyone has any info on this place?

[QUOTE=Alterxxx]Had an itch tonight and after calling 3 different places where no one answered or said they would call back and never did... I decided to drive down Irving Park and stop at the first place I saw. The place looked closed, so I decided to call (sign had phone number) and was told they were still open. Went inside and met Claudia. Early 20s latina...maybe 5'3 150 ish...thick girl...kinda cute - I'd say a solid 7..with the biggest natural knockers I've seen in any MP to date. Had to be Gs no bull...paid .4 for 30 but she actually massaged me for about an hour..I thought I was in for a treat and not sure if she was trying to feel me out or what, she teased slightly and let my hand roam somewhat under her skirt, I rubbed up and down her leg...but when i started getting close to magic spot she pulled away. Massage was actually decent. No mention of extras but she did give me a card with her name... Granted - I was not as aggressive as I could have been, I will repeat and see if extras are to be had from her as I would love to have my cock in between those huge tits....I tipped 10 bucks..just cuz massage was decent, and she massaged me for close to an hour when i only paid for 30 min..and she was pleasant...This is actually the first time I've struck out with a latina (or rather have not been propositioned for "options"), and second time striking out period...Please PM me if anyone has any info on this place?[/QUOTE]

Hopefully you don't estimate height or weight correctly. A 5'3 Latina at 150 is fat!!! Not sure if she was PR or Mex. The Mex's have thin legs so 150 would be about 40 lbs overweight. No wonder she had big chi chi's. PR's are a bit thicker on the bottom, but usually not 5'3, so 150 would be about 30 lbs overweight, still fat.

Ha ha ! well - considering each tit probably weighed about 20 lbs...the rest of her was thick ...i wouldnt really say fat...but to each their own...I tend to like them thick with huge knockers ...on the starting point of what would be considered smaller BBWs ..if you've ever seen the provider that goes by the name of Dakota...that type of body

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-sweet-dakota-green-eyes-thick-thighs-28/6101300[/url]

[QUOTE=Al Melrose]Hopefully you don't estimate height or weight correctly. A 5'3 Latina at 150 is fat!!! Not sure if she was PR or Mex. The Mex's have thin legs so 150 would be about 40 lbs overweight. No wonder she had big chi chi's. PR's are a bit thicker on the bottom, but usually not 5'3, so 150 would be about 30 lbs overweight, still fat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pussy Prowler]Hey thanks Tiger, yeah well I don't really care if people believe me or not, I've done my share of intel and private messages with detailed info on providers to other members on here so my reputation on a message board doesn't concern me. I will however state that I misquoted the total, it was 300 total (200 for FS AFTER the 95) so total was 295 I had already paid for the hour session through CC initially before I went up there and then I pulled out 2 bills for the FS, everything was covered and she was hesitant, and no I'm no Brad Pitt by any means but I'm friendly, clean and look harmless for the most part, don't resemble LE since I look young (I'm 30 but I look 25). The massage takes place in a high rise condo type building where there is office space/retail on the lower floors. I thought something might be fishy when I first went to one floor to check in and meet my provider, because after I paid for the hour by credit card (wanted to get that out of the way) we went to a different floor and it was obvious that a few other people in the elevator with us gave me some snarky looks. When we entered the floor where I was to get my massage there was this older fellow, business exec type who didn't seem too pleased to be seen there, LOL as he put the newspaper over his face as I walked by. Anyhow the massage was so crappy even on my 2nd visit to this young hispanic girl I simply asked if there were any extra's this time while carefully stroking her ass. She seemed a bit nervous and hesitant and said "what do you mean by that? " And so I said full service,. She said I don't think so, we don't do that here but then I countered and offered 200. She asked if I had the $$ and I got up, full errection to get it out of my jeans. She took it and left the room, came back and took off her clothes. The FS was pretty mechanical as I was nervous and did missionary then doggy before the finish, also a covered and unenthusiastic BJ but I was just stoked that I was getting FS even though in retrospect hotter escorts can be had for the 300. 00 price point. But it was the whole girl next door, unexpected innocent thing that got me riled up so if anyone wants to check it out go for it. I didn't ask if it was ok I share this info but I figure I'm not the only one who has struck gold at this place judging from the enviroment. There is no sign and I doubt any of these girls are CMT's judging from the half ass massage. YMMV but I have no reason to BS this so think what you want. One thing is for sure, people are not going here for the massage as it was very weak![/QUOTE]

This is much more credible than the original version. I had a hard time believing that FS was available for only 1.05 more. From this version, I'm given the impression that the only good thing about it was that PP was able to talk her into FS. The fantasy of turning a "legit" MT into a provider is probably number one on every monger's list. Other than that, it doesn't seem all that great. I still won't risk the .95 on a chance I might get extras. I'd rather go to an Asian apartment for a guaranteed good time at about half the price. Still, if you can afford to pay those kinds of rates, GLTY.

Walk past this place all the time between Damen and Western. They have a buzzer and it looks like a massage place for the boys, but shit, no reports, nothing. PM me if you have info. I am, a Senior Poster under this ID in both the USA and World lists that used to be wsgforum.

[QUOTE=Carpe Dium]Went to see Lulu since all the good reviews of a good massage.

But Lulu was gone. As it was late about nine so I got the new girl "Sherry" She was average spinner type but it was late and and my choices were limited to there. So I accepted.

Now the bad points. The place had a stench like a backed up sewer.

Then off to the table shower and no flip flops so I dreaded going barefoot. Once there a lot of standing water on the floor.

The table shower was cold and Sherry did not heat it up with warm water brrrrr. Otherwise the table massage was good as she covered all of the nooks and crannies. On the flip she washed everything.

Then off to the massage table. It was decent as she massaged, bent and bent limbs though not an erotic tease but a good overall massage.

Now the flip. She asks you want?. I say yes please. She says you tip me? I say yes then she says how much you tip me?. Now I lost interest and I never return to a place that haggles over a tip. I hate when they ask for tip up front and on top of that ask how much.

So I say the standard is 40. She responds no I want 60. Then I say what do I get for 60. To which she responds a very good HJ. Now she was very sweet and did not ask for the tip up front so I said we will C.

Well. The result was nothing more then a good HJ with her fully clothed. She blocked roaming by locking her arms to prevent access to her top. In other words a good HJ fully clothed without any roaming.

So in conclusion I gave her 40. And since she was nice and sweet I had to inform that the standard for a clothed HJ is 40.

She replied that in Indiana all of the people were nice and paid 60.

I told her that In Chicago, there is a lot more competition and if she tries for 60 she will lose a lot of clients as there many places where you can get more for 40. tip.

Don't get me wrong. She was nice and sweet and does a decent massage. Just mis-informed as to the rates here in Chicago. And although her massage was decent and HJ was good, the bottom line is I won't return because of the environment of the place. The place is nasty.

P.S. She says Lulu went on vacation.[/QUOTE]I think Lulu is gorn. Not on vacation. I went back to see the other girl Lily. There another new girl there. I don't remember her name. She gave me a Chinese name that ment good guy. She seemed like the boss? Not sure She told me no internet. There was a older man there my first visted told me the same thing. I think maybe new owners.

"G" is back at G**

PM Me

Needed a decent massage, but Wei Wei, or whatever the hell her name is, was busy and I didn't feel like waiting for her. I agreed to see Lisa, but I won't make that mistake again.

It was a lame session, definitely one of the worst I've had. She'd rub/massage me and then just stop and kind of zone out as if she forgot where she was and what she was doing. It was a very strange experience, so I ended it way before the hour was up. The dude downstairs asked me how it was and I told him I'd had better. He responded by saying "good", apparently oblivious to my comment. He then sent the next monger up to see her. What a waste of time and money.

The suspense is killing me. Do you mean the massage service GRG? The one that ran a service near the airport 10 years ago?

[QUOTE=Jesus Collins]"G" is back at G**

PM Me[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Needed a decent massage, but Wei Wei, or whatever the hell her name is, was busy and I didn't feel like waiting for her. I agreed to see Lisa, but I won't make that mistake again.

It was a lame session, definitely one of the worst I've had. She'd rub/massage me and then just stop and kind of zone out as if she forgot where she was and what she was doing. It was a very strange experience, so I ended it way before the hour was up. The dude downstairs asked me how it was and I told him I'd had better. He responded by saying "good", apparently oblivious to my comment. He then sent the next monger up to see her. What a waste of time and money.[/QUOTE]

Strange occurrences with her lately. She had told me that she left Senina because of official visits became too frequent, but if that's why she left, why would she go back? She is a licensed therapist (although Raoul might argue that after today) so visits from that department would't be a concern. Anyway I went to see her at one of the two spa's she worked at during her absence from Senina. The day before I made an appointment with her directly. When I arrived at the spa Mamasan informed me that she took the day off. I called her and reminded her that we had an appointment. She said the spa was closed that day but I should come by tomorrow. I let her know that the spa was opened as I was calling from it. When asked why she didn't call me to save me the trouble of going to the spa, she said she lost her (phone) book. This was quickly followed by "sorry" and she hung up. She didn't even give me the the opportunity to tell her to lose my number. Needless to say she had already lost it and no doubt many others. If thats true, that's completly unexcusable and depending on where it is it could have dire consequences.

A pay for view site has a very recent review stating that she has a health issue. I hope that's not the case for her and mongers that don't always play safe. (The post alludes to the problem as something you can get from her, you don't want and can't get rid of, but doesn't say what it is). If she is sick and it requires medication that could explain the reason for her performance today and strange behavior as of late. As a precaution I am going to get tested. More experienced mongers had previosly warned me that she was more problems than she was worth, I should have listened.
Maybe she realizes it's time for her to retire and manage her own spa, something she's reportedly trying to buy. Maybe it's all related, maybe it's not, but it is all strange behavior in whole or in part.

I don't want to doubt Prowler. I'm not a highly participating member of the boards, though I've been around for several years (long enough to see Angel and Anna at GT Alice for a while, disappointed when it closed). But I was interested after seeing the ads and went last week. It is in a high-rise in a nice part of town, indeed. It is also highly professional when you go in - you even sign a form with your aches and pains with the statement that it is purely non-sexual. The hispanic gal is very nice, pretty hot, and gave a decent massage. Not therapeutic, but I would go there again. I didn't get one inkling of any extras. So that is where the BS flag starts to get raised. We'll see if a 2nd visit will do the trick.

Trust me - it's been interesting lately. I went to the AMP in the south loop off Franklin, had a great massage after a full TS and some play. She let the hands roam so far and then said "oh, it tickles". Then when I asked for extras, she did the "show the handcuffs" sign and said "too dangerous". Right. So that's why I wanted to check out this place. I would recommend it to anyone on the boards, just don't know so much about what Prowler is saying. Yet.

[QUOTE=Pussy Prowler]Hey thanks Tiger, yeah well I don't really care if people believe me or not, I've done my share of intel and private messages with detailed info on providers to other members on here so my reputation on a message board doesn't concern me. I will however state that I misquoted the total, it was 300 total (200 for FS AFTER the 95) so total was 295 I had already paid for the hour session through CC initially before I went up there and then I pulled out 2 bills for the FS, everything was covered and she was hesitant, and no I'm no Brad Pitt by any means but I'm friendly, clean and look harmless for the most part, don't resemble LE since I look young (I'm 30 but I look 25). The massage takes place in a high rise condo type building where there is office space/retail on the lower floors. I thought something might be fishy when I first went to one floor to check in and meet my provider, because after I paid for the hour by credit card (wanted to get that out of the way) we went to a different floor and it was obvious that a few other people in the elevator with us gave me some snarky looks. When we entered the floor where I was to get my massage there was this older fellow, business exec type who didn't seem too pleased to be seen there, LOL as he put the newspaper over his face as I walked by. Anyhow the massage was so crappy even on my 2nd visit to this young hispanic girl I simply asked if there were any extra's this time while carefully stroking her ass. She seemed a bit nervous and hesitant and said "what do you mean by that? " And so I said full service,. She said I don't think so, we don't do that here but then I countered and offered 200. She asked if I had the $$ and I got up, full errection to get it out of my jeans. She took it and left the room, came back and took off her clothes. The FS was pretty mechanical as I was nervous and did missionary then doggy before the finish, also a covered and unenthusiastic BJ but I was just stoked that I was getting FS even though in retrospect hotter escorts can be had for the 300. 00 price point. But it was the whole girl next door, unexpected innocent thing that got me riled up so if anyone wants to check it out go for it. I didn't ask if it was ok I share this info but I figure I'm not the only one who has struck gold at this place judging from the enviroment. There is no sign and I doubt any of these girls are CMT's judging from the half ass massage. YMMV but I have no reason to BS this so think what you want. One thing is for sure, people are not going here for the massage as it was very weak![/QUOTE]

TOFTT at this place today. They have been advertising a lot on Craiglist and Backpage. The girls look sexy and the price was right so I figured I'd give it a shot.

Well....

If you're looking for a straight up and good legit massage like you'd get at Heavenly Massage- stay away - it's a waste of your money. The massage was awful.

If you're looking for a rubdown with lots of teasing but no finish - stay away. There is no teasing and no "accidential" contact.

If you're looking for a crumy massage by a hot chick with no hope of a happy ending - this is the place for you.

Here's one of their ads from Craigslist.

"Grand Opening of Escape Day Spa located in Chicago Ridge. Come escape with our tropical beauty's Aleana, Carissa, and Niki for the best massage in the Chicagoland area. Our grand opening specials will be a one hour massage with a free table bath for $75 or a one hour four hand massage with a free table bath for $120. Call now to plan your escape. ESCAPE DAY SPA 708-770-7045"

My therapist was 24 year old Niki. She spent 45 annoying minutes rubbing slimy oil on my back. I told her that she had worked every possible inch of my back and that I was ready for her to move on to other parts. She said not to worry and that she would be moving down to my legs shortly. She spent about 5 minutes on my legs with no teasing or contact. Then she said it was time for the "table bath" and that she would be right back.

I complained that there was no flip. She said that had lost track of the time, and that I could turn over and that she would give me antoher 10 minutes. She was just rubbing my neck and shoulders again, and then tried to rub that slimy oil in my hair. I stopped her and asked if she was planning to massage my stomach. She said she normally doesn't massage the stomach unless the customer asks. I then told her I was asking. I was uninspired and short. Then she left for a minute and came back with a bowl of warm water and a couple towels and made an attempt to rub the oil off me. She said that is their table bath.

Also, she talked throughout the entire massage and never shut up. My interest was peaked when she told me she is taking 2 1/2 weeks off work beginning Monday because she is going to get her boobs done. She said the doctor is going to give her 400 ccs and that she will be a very large C cup after the surgery. My interest was also peaked when she told me her arms are so strong because she does pull ups on a stripper's bar to keep in shape.

Sorry for such a long and detailed report about a worthless place, but I wanted to make sure none of you end up wasting your hard earned dollars at this place. Typically case of false advertising.

[QUOTE=SpaSearch]TOFTT at this place today. They have been advertising a lot on Craiglist and Backpage. The girls look sexy and the price was right so I figured I'd give it a shot.

Well....

If you're looking for a straight up and good legit massage like you'd get at Heavenly Massage- stay away - it's a waste of your money. The massage was awful.

If you're looking for a rubdown with lots of teasing but no finish - stay away. There is no teasing and no "accidential" contact.

If you're looking for a crumy massage by a hot chick with no hope of a happy ending - this is the place for you.

Here's one of their ads from Craigslist.

"Grand Opening of Escape Day Spa located in Chicago Ridge. Come escape with our tropical beauty's Aleana, Carissa, and Niki for the best massage in the Chicagoland area. Our grand opening specials will be a one hour massage with a free table bath for $75 or a one hour four hand massage with a free table bath for $120. Call now to plan your escape. ESCAPE DAY SPA 708-770-7045"

My therapist was 24 year old Niki. She spent 45 annoying minutes rubbing slimy oil on my back. I told her that she had worked every possible inch of my back and that I was ready for her to move on to other parts. She said not to worry and that she would be moving down to my legs shortly. She spent about 5 minutes on my legs with no teasing or contact. Then she said it was time for the "table bath" and that she would be right back.

I complained that there was no flip. She said that had lost track of the time, and that I could turn over and that she would give me antoher 10 minutes. She was just rubbing my neck and shoulders again, and then tried to rub that slimy oil in my hair. I stopped her and asked if she was planning to massage my stomach. She said she normally doesn't massage the stomach unless the customer asks. I then told her I was asking. I was uninspired and short. Then she left for a minute and came back with a bowl of warm water and a couple towels and made an attempt to rub the oil off me. She said that is their table bath.

Also, she talked throughout the entire massage and never shut up. My interest was peaked when she told me she is taking 2 1/2 weeks off work beginning Monday because she is going to get her boobs done. She said the doctor is going to give her 400 ccs and that she will be a very large C cup after the surgery. My interest was also peaked when she told me her arms are so strong because she does pull ups on a stripper's bar to keep in shape.

Sorry for such a long and detailed report about a worthless place, but I wanted to make sure none of you end up wasting your hard earned dollars at this place. Typically case of false advertising.[/QUOTE]
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I heard the same owners sence the doors open around 2 1/2 years ago. Young guy and a young good looking gal. They used to post her picture on CL. I been there twice in 2 years had a differnt polish girl each time. Good legit massage. The place was up for sale for a long time.

[QUOTE=Luvulongtime]I don't want to doubt Prowler. I'm not a highly participating member of the boards, though I've been around for several years (long enough to see Angel and Anna at GT Alice for a while, disappointed when it closed). But I was interested after seeing the ads and went last week. It is in a high-rise in a nice part of town, indeed. It is also highly professional when you go in - you even sign a form with your aches and pains with the statement that it is purely non-sexual. The hispanic gal is very nice, pretty hot, and gave a decent massage. Not therapeutic, but I would go there again. I didn't get one inkling of any extras. So that is where the BS flag starts to get raised. We'll see if a 2nd visit will do the trick.

Trust me - it's been interesting lately. I went to the AMP in the south loop off Franklin, had a great massage after a full TS and some play. She let the hands roam so far and then said "oh, it tickles". Then when I asked for extras, she did the "show the handcuffs" sign and said "too dangerous". Right. So that's why I wanted to check out this place. I would recommend it to anyone on the boards, just don't know so much about what Prowler is saying. Yet.[/QUOTE]

Which AMP is off franklin in the south loop - or do you mean paradise which is on Wabash in the south loop??

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Needed a decent massage, but Wei Wei, or whatever the hell her name is, was busy and I didn't feel like waiting for her. I agreed to see Lisa, but I won't make that mistake again.

It was a lame session, definitely one of the worst I've had. She'd rub/massage me and then just stop and kind of zone out as if she forgot where she was and what she was doing. It was a very strange experience, so I ended it way before the hour was up. The dude downstairs asked me how it was and I told him I'd had better. He responded by saying "good", apparently oblivious to my comment. He then sent the next monger up to see her. What a waste of time and money.[/QUOTE]

Last couple of visits to Senina for me have been lame. Must be something in the air (or water) and I don't look to be going back. There's a definite change or did I go at the wrong time?

Visited Harvest on Diversey last week. Paid $. 65 for an hour massage and TS. I got Mei who was a pretty little asian woman with daisy dukes on. One thing that was a turn off was she had a small buddha belly. Table shower went well with her washing with her hands. I hate it when they use a loofah or wash cloth. After 45 minutes, she had me flip. Went right to work on the boys without asking for a tip. When I asked for a BJ, she wanted $. 80. I countered with $. 60 but wouldn't budge. Had her finish and left.

The spa in the loop "off Franklin" may be referring to Haiku at 356 W. Superior, on the 2nd Floor, about block-and-a-half west of Frankling. Not really suitable for walk-ins: they want you to phone first.

I visited New Hope Spa at 3128 and Lincoln Ave last week, I believe they just opened. It was $60 for the massage and table shower. I got a young girl with a nice figure but a butter face (bad teeth). She wore a cute skirt for the shower but changed into jean shorts for the massage (makes it more difficult to 'roam' below the waist). Massage was pretty good and above waist roaming was allowed. She gave a good HR without negotiating a price, so I gave a $60 tip. She seemed genuinely surprised and happy at the amount.

I went to Ruby and meet Yoyo, she's okay looking on the face but nice figure. I have the most massage from this place with her, and the HR is good also. I would repeat and try something more.

Long time listener, first time caller. I am going all in with my first post, as I figure most of you already know this info anyways (except for the last one):

1. Nothing you don't already know. Went to Senina about 2 months back. Had Lisa, she seemed bored and plays with her cell during mediocre massage, flip and finish is uninspired. 45 in for 1/2 hour, 40 tip. Not a big fan.

2. Swings and misses. Tried Oki Doki few weeks ago. Had super-adorable early twenties blond Russian wearing tiny pink shorts and tank top named Eva. Has puffy lips and an overbite that makes her mouth seem tailor made for BBBJ. Alas, she gives a solid massage but does not play the game. Multiple offers got me nowhere, despite light roaming and teasing during session. Similar experience at Angel spa on North ave. Drew plain jane mamasan named Sophie. Great table shower with tickling, great massage with teasing, hands up her skirt and all over her bum, but on the flip was informed that she no touchy. Self finish, gave her and Eva a 5 tip, which on a 40 massage seems appropriate enough to let them know they missed the boat.

3. Old friends. Mercy on michigan at Illinois, couple months back on and off. This is mostly the old mercy crew from 8S, I received a long-lost friend welcome from Wendy and Maggie who are still there. Wendy is pouty younger girl with reluctant finish and haggling tendencies, but she isn't bad once you get to know her. Maggie is a straight sea hag, but her technique is unparalleled. If there was a HJ video-instruction course for the new girls, she'd be my pick to show them how to start a fire, but only if the camera stayed focused on her hands. If you can keep your eyes closed its quite nice. 40 in, 40 out for HJ.

4. Shiny and New. Haiku on Superior, also a few weeks back. Yes, I know, I have a problem. Have had decent fun with tiny busty Cindy, who is more than a little past her prime. So the door is higher than most at 80, which leads to lower tips as she told me. 1st time she wouldn't put the top down, but I tipped 40 after a nice HJ finish. She told me a lot of guys don't even tip b/c of the 80 door. 2nd time was better, she got the girls out to play, and she does some funky stuff using the crook of her elbow which is actually quite nice. Haven't seen Mei, but my one bud likes her more than Cindy. But $. 20 all in for HJ is admittedly a little rich for my blood.

5. A little bit more than massage. Had some free time a few weeks ago, tried kat/stacey from backpages. $. 60 for incall to my place, drew stacey (tinier one in blue). She was more than a little spaced out, had a red weave that wasn't very attractive, but she had a nice curvy body, hopped in the shower and gave a nice BBBJ before putting her through the motions. BBBJ makes me paranoid though, and spent the next few days thinking something was wrong, but as usual it was all in my head.

6. The Value Add. So, my ATF, like a lot of you from what I gather, was the GT Alice, may it rest in peace or preferably re-open soon. Had a special place in my wallet for Anna, and often did a 4 hand with her and Angel. Angel supposedly is at korea spa, haven't tried to track her down. Anna went to Cali to get her license a few months back and wasn't coming back. But she's back. She txtd me that she's at Copper, went and saw her yesterday. I had so missed her great natural boobies and tweaker nips, her no-nonsense attitude, and her willingness to let almost anything go at least once (like my finger in her rear). So, w/ 1st time special, it was 50 in, and for her it was 50 out. I know $ is a bit high for HJ, but we have a lot of fun and she's worth it. Younger girl there seemed interesting too, but I only had eyes for Anna and her wery funny accent.

That's all I got. Stay safe my unsavory brethren.

[QUOTE=High Riser]Strange occurrences with her lately. She had told me that she left Senina because of official visits became too frequent, but if that's why she left, why would she go back? She is a licensed therapist (although Raoul might argue that after today) so visits from that department would't be a concern. Anyway I went to see her at one of the two spa's she worked at during her absence from Senina. The day before I made an appointment with her directly. When I arrived at the spa Mamasan informed me that she took the day off. I called her and reminded her that we had an appointment. She said the spa was closed that day but I should come by tomorrow. I let her know that the spa was opened as I was calling from it. When asked why she didn't call me to save me the trouble of going to the spa, she said she lost her (phone) book. This was quickly followed by "sorry" and she hung up. She didn't even give me the the opportunity to tell her to lose my number. Needless to say she had already lost it and no doubt many others. If thats true, that's completly unexcusable and depending on where it is it could have dire consequences.

A pay for view site has a very recent review stating that she has a health issue. I hope that's not the case for her and mongers that don't always play safe. (The post alludes to the problem as something you can get from her, you don't want and can't get rid of, but doesn't say what it is). If she is sick and it requires medication that could explain the reason for her performance today and strange behavior as of late. As a precaution I am going to get tested. More experienced mongers had previosly warned me that she was more problems than she was worth, I should have listened.
Maybe she realizes it's time for her to retire and manage her own spa, something she's reportedly trying to buy. Maybe it's all related, maybe it's not, but it is all strange behavior in whole or in part.[/QUOTE]
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Been going there for three years never heard of Wei Wei?

[QUOTE=Niche2312]Hey guys I'm a newbie and I've been reading a ton of posts of the mp's around here and I'm having trouble picking one cause there are so many conflicting results. So if someone can give me their atf in the northwest burbs I'd appreciate it.[/QUOTE]

So here's another guy who has never made any input but who wants some advice right away. Nevertheless, I am willing to help him out.

Here are 3 places in the NW Burbs where you will have no problems at all. Spa 1, Accupressure/83, and Singapore. Good luck.

-Vazooli

What is this korea spa?

I miss Angel's bolt ons.

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Been going there for three years never heard of Wei Wei?[/QUOTE]

Maybe it's my untrained ear, but that's what I understood it to be. Perhaps it's pronounced Vi Vi? The dude at the counter seemed to know who I was talking about. She's probably about 40, slim build, 5'5" or so, decent Engrish, excellent massage skills. Claims she's a CMT who trained at some school in the burbs. To her credit, she made my sore back feel better.

I'd never been there, and saw their ads on CL and BP, so I decided to give them a spin. I've seen some negative reviews here, but that apparently has changed.

Nothing has changed about the location (read the old reports), but it was a nice, clean room. The massage was very relaxing. Without going into any detail, it was everything I expected it would be with a full bill of fare offered for reasonable prices, and Andrea was such a cutie.

Will I return? You BET, and real soon! This place gets the PNA Seal of Approval.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Maybe it's my untrained ear, but that's what I understood it to be. Perhaps it's pronounced Vi Vi? The dude at the counter seemed to know who I was talking about. She's probably about 40, slim build, 5'5" or so, decent Engrish, excellent massage skills. Claims she's a CMT who trained at some school in the burbs. To her credit, she made my sore back feel better.[/QUOTE]

I believe it's Kei-Lei, pronounced Kay-Lee.