Streetwalker Reports

Took a look at a stroll I rarely visit last night, McDuff, about 1 AM. Met an interesting little spinner who called herself 'Brooklyn'. Claimed to be 31 yo, shoulder length brunette with a firm body and nice, perky tits. I thought she was tweaking a bit, but she only claimed to have had a 'few drinks' (sure, Baby). Very paranoid, thought I was LEO, etc, and for the 2nd time in three nights out, I started to get a list of what "I WON'T DO'. No BBBJ, 'I don't like men's balls', etc. When a proposal for just a simple HJ was brought up I got a look of disgust and a question, 'Well do you have any hand sanitizer? ' She even used the line, I'm the woman, so I get to say what to do. ' Oh, and early on she made a point to show me her big scissors and how she was willing to 'cut someone's throat' if necessary to protect herself. Now there's an erection deflating moment for you.

I got to ask, fellas, what is it with these ladies and their attitudes all of a sudden? After wasting about 10 minutes in BS conversation with this head case, I finally countered, 'well I am the one paying the bill here, and your attitude is a total turn off. ' The true anti-GFE if there ever was one.

Does anyone know this chica and if so, have you had a better experience? The body, alone, looked worth some effort, but with the verbal foreplay being so cold and freakin' weird, I could only imagine a starfish treatment at best during the real action.

Turned her out right back where I picked her up, even when the begging started about how 'I'll do better, we can have a lot of fun', etc. Maybe I've just had a bad run of luck lately, but there seems to be a serious need for some attitudinal adjustments with so many SPs out there right now. You'd think the current economic conditions would make this a buyer's market, but not recently from my standpoint.

Scooped up a BSW on 8th a little later, with a really whacked out chatter all her own as well, and piss poor service, too. Finally reached Nirvana, but I wound up doing most of the work. Sure as hell didn't bother with digits.

I hope some of you other punters out there are finding an occasional pony in all that horse sh*t we're being forced to shovel through.

Monger on!

I decided to check out a stroll I'd never paid much attention to last night, McDuff. I met 'Brooklyn' a short and firm little WSW / brunette spinner with shoulder length hair, claiming she was 31yo. She looked to be tweakin' just a bit, but said she'd only been drinking (sure, Baby). Quite paranoid, she insisted I MUST be LEO, and made a point to show me the big pair of scissors she carries just in case she has to 'cut someone's throat' to protect herself. Talk about an erection deflating moment. I should have ended it all right there. Why do I ignore the warning signals! Might be Little Head over-riding the Big Head I suppose.

For the 2nd time in 3 nights I proceeded to get the list of things 'I WON'T DO'. I was told, 'I don't do BBBJ", and 'I don't like to even touch men's balls', etc. When I suggested a simple HJ, all I got was a look of disgust and the question, 'Well do you even have any hand sanitizer for after? '

Then I heard the magic words, 'Turn here, I'm the woman so I get to say what to do. ' I replied back, 'Well I'm the Guy paying here, and I get to say if we even do this. And we're not. We're done. '

As I dropped her off I got the inevitable begging, 'Oh please, I really need the money, I promise I'll do better. ' Nope.

So does anyone have a better experience with this crazy chica? I got a chance to see her in nothing but panties during this wasted 10 minute conversation, and both saw and felt up some amazingly firm, natural little tits. At one point it looked like it might even be worth all the effort, but with all the cold, weird verbal foreplay, I figured I'd get nothing but a starfish performance, at best.

I did scoop a BSW on 8th and did eventually reach Nirvana for. 20, but she had a whacked out chatter all her own, and the service was poor. No need for digits here. I still heard that perpetual, 'Do I get a tip? ' when we were finished. LOL at that.

So fellas, I really need some feedback here. Is it just me or are you also seeing a lot of SPs with an obvious need for an attitude adjustment? With the current economic environment you'd think this would be a bit more of a buyer's market, but I'm just not seeing it lately.

I suppose there's still an occasional 'pony' out there, but I sure seem to be shoveling through a lot of horse sh*t to find one.

Oh well, in the meantime, Monger on!

Does anyone know if Priscilla of Main street fame out of the can yet? She was PRIMO IMHO!

I have digits to trade if anyone has her #

Thanks!

Came across a real gem about 0700 on 63rd. Belinda is 25 Y / O cute face, chubby body. Very cooperative and good rates. 20 BBBJ with catch 40 FS. Great skills and open to just about anything. I have digits to trade with trusted members.

[QUOTE=Rippa;1122189]So fellas, I really need some feedback here. Is it just me or are you also seeing a lot of SPs with an obvious need for an attitude adjustment? With the current economic environment you'd think this would be a bit more of a buyer's market, but I'm just not seeing it lately.I suppose there's still an occasional 'pony' out there, but I sure seem to be shoveling through a lot of horse sh*t to find one. Oh well, in the meantime, Monger on![/QUOTE]My experience, its 'rare' to find a pony that makes everything else worth it. All the SWs have shitty 'tudes IMHO, which is probably why there are where they are, and why most everyone treats them badly. Gems are few and far between, that applies inside as well as outside. In real estate gems are called 'pocket listings', bet we've all got them that we don't share, unless its a true life face to face bud.

Called Belinda and picked her up this afternoon and there was enough light for good pics. Will TRADE her digits for others from trusted members.

BBBJ with catch and photos for a jack and a ham. Exellent service, no BS, no upselling, no drama.

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[QUOTE=Sleeper 100; 1123710]Called Belinda and picked her up this afternoon and there was enough light for good pics. Will TRADE her digits for others from trusted members.

BBBJ with catch and photos for a jack and a ham. Exellent service, no BS, no upselling, no drama.

[/QUOTE]Dude, how old is she?

[QUOTE=Whats Amping;1123720]Dude, how old is she?[/QUOTE]She's 23 Y / O, also just did two years in the can for possession of a firearm by a fellon so thats a minimum of three years as an adult. She's legal tender.

[QUOTE=Sleeper 100;1123734]She's 23 Y / O, also just did two years in the can for possession of a firearm by a fellon so thats a minimum of three years as an adult. She's legal tender.[/QUOTE]Is it just me or is she fuggly looking, from previous post she looks like she has a lot of baby fat. I try not to be too picky, but even a BJ, I need a some form of visual stimulation, maybe you should dim the lights or use a cheaper camera. I don't know whether I should moo or squeal when I look at these pictures. Not trying to offend anyone, maybe my taste are unrealistic, I think I will spend al litttle more then Belinda is asking.

[QUOTE=Sleeper 100;1123734]She's 23 Y / O, also just did two years in the can for possession of a firearm by a fellon so thats a minimum of three years as an adult. She's legal tender.[/QUOTE]Just my opinion, but YUK! Her fingernails were filthy. Also, she looks about 55.

[QUOTE=Sleeper 100;1123734]She's 23 Y / O, also just did two years in the can for possession of a firearm by a fellon so thats a minimum of three years as an adult. She's legal tender.[/QUOTE]Availed myself of this Lady's services past Saturday evening, and she essentially gave me the same story. She's definitely on the chubby side thanks to that famous high carbohydrate diet to be found at the Iron Bar Hilton, but if you like 'them firm and a bit plump, she's a decent catch. No drama, takes instruction well, and gets a strong 'B' for effort in my books.

A previous posting indicated she's open to 'just about anything'. I did establish she is not a fan of vacations to the Greek Isles, however.

[QUOTE=Todd Robinson;1123762]Is it just me or is she fuggly looking, from previous post she looks like she has a lot of baby fat. I try not to be too picky, but even a BJ, I need a some form of visual stimulation, maybe you should dim the lights or use a cheaper camera. I don't know whether I should moo or squeal when I look at these pictures. Not trying to offend anyone, maybe my taste are unrealistic, I think I will spend al litttle more then Belinda is asking.[/QUOTE].

I'm the same way. It seems that some guys just pick up whatever is out there as long as it can fuck and / or suck. Which there is nothing wrong with if thats all you care about. To each his own However, I only pick up SWs that are at least somewhat attractive. A rockin body can sometimes make up for a bad face, and vice versa. I can't imagine fucking or getting a BJ from some of the girls guys on here post in photos. Hell, you couldn't even pay me to do anything with half of them. If I just wanted to fuck some ugly piece of trash I'd just hit up a dive bar for some drunk nasty tail. I at least have to be somewhat turned on by the looks if I am going to be paying a girl for something.

BTW, went out cruising from around 10pm-midnight in the PH / Univ area. Was foggy as hell which made the hunt interesting. You could barely see a qtr mile in front of you. You couldn't tell if someone was there till you were almost right on them.

Saw a few stragglers out but nothing worth picking up. I did however enjoy a change of pace having to hunt through the fog.

Not sure what you guys are used to, but I would like to see her up here in Baltimore. She looks good to me, and a few more pictures would be good. Cute face, I'd like to see the rest of her. I would certainly not call her "fugley!" nor does she look 55. Bring her north, she'll do well. Good job, Sleeper.

[QUOTE=Sleeper 100; 1123710]Called Belinda and picked her up this afternoon and there was enough light for good pics. Will TRADE her digits for others from trusted members.

BBBJ with catch and photos for a jack and a ham. Exellent service, no BS, no upselling, no drama.

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Heard a tale from a buddy and fellow punter about a well known SW by the name of "Kansas' last night. Seems she somehow managed to pinch a leather jacket out of the back seat of his car at the end of a little get together over the weekend. He says she somehow must have managed to scoop it up with her coat off the back seat as she left. He realized what had happened right after he dropped her off on south PH, but when he turned around and went back to find her, she was, of course, long gone.

As wild as this little tale sounds, I tend to believe him. He claims he's enjoyed her company on several occasions, and was surprised she'd do this to him. As experienced a mongerer as I know this fella to be, I had to chuckle at that one!

So be particularly mindful about "Kansas' should you meet her. And the 'learning experience' out of this little story is the sad fact that just about every SP is one trick away from being a thief; most will take advantage of the situation given the opportunity. NEVER let anything of value be within their reach if that item is of any importance to you. And that applies whether it's your first time or 21st time with the Lady. (This is an addendum to items #17 and 18 under the '22 Rules For Street Mongerering').

Never hurts to go back and brush up on the basics.

Monger On!