Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=TheOhioMan;7144807]I'm a long time hobbyist. This is actually my second profile and I just started back on the board again recently after a year or two break. I've been. To Hippo and platinum multiple times lately and the talent is horrible at both. Theres girls dancing that are 2 ft wide and only 5 ft tall. Each club might have 3 actual hottest. The sad thing is that ill go in there with $200 or $300 and a fatty might approach me and the cuties play on their phones and ignore me. They are losing out on money.[/QUOTE]

Those cuties have regulars that come in and spend a lot on them. Some are even really rude if you approach them. Had one girl tell me this guy gives me 800 just to sit with him and buys her drinks. She don't need to do dances for me.

I know a couple of them that will work Toledo clubs during week then they go down to Columbus to work the weekend. They say they make more money down there.

Day shift is even worse than night shift. Usually only one or two girls.

For those okay with the vanilla experience that is Toledo strip clubs, just got back grom Mint, had 2 dances.

Unfortunately don't remember the name of the first one, but she was a W skinny with As. Pretty lack luster lapdance; she didn't allow roaming hands & didn't strip her bikini. She did take me into one of the VIP without charging extra because "I got in trouble once for using these rooms, but fuck it, I want extra room to dance. ".

Second was Mia, a short & skinny AA (my type) with Bs. Amusing conversation about terrible jobs, she never smack talked the club or other girls & was overall bubbly. She was constantly engaging in physical contact like knee rubbing. Stage dance she wasted no time removing her top & did 3 songs, rubbed up on me several times during. Took her to the back for private where she allowed full roaming (minus vag, as per usual in T Town). While waiting for a song to start so to not cut a dance short, she stood away from the booth & stripped while we waited. Her pasties were just tiny bits of med tape that was basically see through. The dance was very sensual. She would guide hands regularly to her butt and tits, constantly maintaining skin contact. Did lits of ASMR including ear nibbling. The cherry on stop was when dismounting after the dance was over, she delivered a kiss to the cheek.

Cover was $10. Only light alcohol was beer (no hard lemonade, cider, sode, etc). Soft drinks were $5, so gouging pretty bad on 10 cents of soda. No obvious bouncer during my visit. 6 or 7 girls with only 4 customers. All girls were either skinny or fit, except for one W girl that was average build, maybe starting on the thick scale, but still good looking. Mostly As, a couple Bs, all natural. Most had few or no tats, the ones with ink having only small, subtle ink. I don't think any were older than 25, which is my preference. No girls seemed rude & were constantly on the move. Mostly W with 2 AA. The 3 that sat with me all smelled nice, the 2 W smelled freshly showered. Worst case was Mia smelled faintly of the devil's lettuce, but it wasn't off-putting for a sober person like me.

Music has vastly improved. No longer just trash rap & hip hop (it IS a strip club, so some did play), but had club mixes of boomer & gen x music. One girl I talked to but didn't ask for a dance was pushing for the occasional country song. Also, they stopped the bullshit of the short edits, so 2 lapdances lasted about 5-7 min. Dances were $25 per song.

I left after time with Mia.

TL; DR:

Expensive drinks (even by stripping standards), young & attractive girls, mixed vanilla experience. Mia was fun; treat her well.

[QUOTE=EatonBeaver;7032195]None of the clubs in Toledo are worthwhile.

Read the Strip Club reports for Detroit and pay attention to the Henry The 8th's and Bogart's reports. Bring a change of clothes so you can burn the clothes you wore in there. You'll feel like a filthy degenerate afterward, but it usually wears off in a day or two.[/QUOTE]LOL this is so spot on.

Just saw a post on Fet-Life that Agora has reopened, anybody know anything about it, or have checked it out??

[QUOTE=ShutterBugPro;7180618]Just saw a post on Fet-Life that Agora has reopened, anybody know anything about it, or have checked it out??[/QUOTE]I happened to drive by it yesterday driving home from Monroe and there was a truck out front under the overhang.

THERE IS NO REASON TO ATTEND TOLEDO SC. JUST DRIVE UP NORTH 45 minutes AND YOU WILL NEVER SET FOOT AT ANY TOLEDO CLUBS AGAIN. IT IS MANDATORY FOR TWO GIRLS TO DANCE ON THE FLOOR AT ANY GIVEN TIME IN DEARBORN CLUBS. TOP NOTCH DANCERS THAT CAN DO EVERYTHING YOU WANT OR ASK. STOP WASTING YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY AND TIME FOR NOTHING IN TOLEDO.

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[QUOTE=PrinceYashua;7249227]THERE IS NO REASON TO ATTEND TOLEDO SC. JUST DRIVE UP NORTH 45 minutes AND YOU WILL NEVER SET FOOT AT ANY TOLEDO CLUBS AGAIN. IT IS MANDATORY FOR TWO GIRLS TO DANCE ON THE FLOOR AT ANY GIVEN TIME IN DEARBORN CLUBS. TOP NOTCH DANCERS THAT CAN DO EVERYTHING YOU WANT OR ASK. STOP WASTING YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY AND TIME FOR NOTHING IN TOLEDO.

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[u][b]EDITOR's NOTE[/b][/u]: [blue]This report was originally written in [u]ALL CAPITAL LETTERING[/u] and thus was edited to normal case text. Writing in [u]ALL CAPITAL LETTERING[/u] in the internet equivalent of shouting and is thus is prohibited on this forum.

In the future, please do not write reports in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING. [i]Thanks![/i][/blue][/QUOTE]Certainly not a news flash. You can probably find a post like this on every page, given the slow local scene. Never the less all should listen.

[QUOTE=PrinceYashua;7249227]THERE IS NO REASON TO ATTEND TOLEDO SC. JUST DRIVE UP NORTH 45 minutes AND YOU WILL NEVER SET FOOT AT ANY TOLEDO CLUBS AGAIN. IT IS MANDATORY FOR TWO GIRLS TO DANCE ON THE FLOOR AT ANY GIVEN TIME IN DEARBORN CLUBS. TOP NOTCH DANCERS THAT CAN DO EVERYTHING YOU WANT OR ASK. STOP WASTING YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY AND TIME FOR NOTHING IN TOLEDO.[/QUOTE]I do agree about the Dearborn clubs, but it's much more than 45 minutes from Toledo. Roundtrip, your looking at 2 - 2 1/2 hours of driving. I'm way too lazy for that, most strip clubs are too much work. The process of courting and spoiling these women, before you get your wick wet, is too costly and time consuming. I'll stick with escorts, occasional AMP, and even more rare SW, for my fix.

Weds night a guy was impersonating a policeman at Bucks.

News reports make is sound like it was not a really big deal, but the workers describe it exactly like a mass shooting that was prevented.

News: [URL]https://www.wtol.com/article/news/crime/toledo-man-accused-impersonating-police-officer-adult-entertainment-club-bucks-platinum-ohio-crime-news-local-headlines/512-18b5b4ff-23a7-4de4-9cb4-0a6b0f08080b[/URL].

Employee's recap: Are we sure he was planning a mass shooting? Absolutely. You do not bring two bags of ammo, an AR, a pistol, and various other weapons with you to target one thing.

This man came in dressed from head to toe. Ballistic helmet, Kevlar, pillows and metal plates under a bulletproof vest, full police uniform. This was not a simple act of police impersonation.

I had to keep a man calm, while remaining calm, so my staff was not targeted. Once I got them to safety my life no longer mattered. My crew was good so I knew I had time to spare. He would not speak to me which made the situation ever worse. Have you ever had to remain calm with an AR under a man's hands knowing he's going to shoot you with any wrong move? I hope no one ever has to experience that.

We are all safe. We are all shaken up and absolutely terrified having to live this over and over in our heads thinking we haven't done enough or what if we changed this or that, not a fun thing to play over and over.

[QUOTE=TtownHorny;7249446]I do agree about the Dearborn clubs, but it's much more than 45 minutes from Toledo. Roundtrip, your looking at 2 - 2 1/2 hours of driving. I'm way too lazy for that, most strip clubs are too much work. The process of courting and spoiling these women, before you get your wick wet, is too costly and time consuming. I'll stick with escorts, occasional AMP, and even more rare SW, for my fix.[/QUOTE]LOL, courting, time consuming? You can literally go into Hamilton clubs and in 5 minutes be in a cube having fun. You could actually take a lunch hour (if you were local) and be back to work in time. You are correct about the drive though, if H8's was still there you could do that in 45. But to get to Dearborn you are looking at an hour + depending where in the Toledo area you are. I do not go up more than 1-2 times a year anymore and usually make it an all day thing, be it a trip to see the Tigers, or stopping off at a few of my favorite restaurants, ect.

[QUOTE=SquareTree;7250897]Weds night a guy was impersonating a policeman at Bucks.

News reports make is sound like it was not a really big deal, but the workers describe it exactly like a mass shooting that was prevented.

News: [URL]https://www.wtol.com/article/news/crime/toledo-man-accused-impersonating-police-officer-adult-entertainment-club-bucks-platinum-ohio-crime-news-local-headlines/512-18b5b4ff-23a7-4de4-9cb4-0a6b0f08080b[/URL].

Employee's recap: Are we sure he was planning a mass shooting? Absolutely. You do not bring two bags of ammo, an AR, a pistol, and various other weapons with you to target one thing.

This man came in dressed from head to toe. Ballistic helmet, Kevlar, pillows and metal plates under a bulletproof vest, full police uniform. This was not a simple act of police impersonation.

I had to keep a man calm, while remaining calm, so my staff was not targeted. Once I got them to safety my life no longer mattered. My crew was good so I knew I had time to spare. He would not speak to me which made the situation ever worse. Have you ever had to remain calm with an AR under a man's hands knowing he's going to shoot you with any wrong move? I hope no one ever has to experience that.

We are all safe. We are all shaken up and absolutely terrified having to live this over and over in our heads thinking we haven't done enough or what if we changed this or that, not a fun thing to play over and over.[/QUOTE]If I was a customer at that time I would have walked, at least out to the car until handled. Glad nothing happened and they got him. They usually do not allow a perp with impersonation get off easy, should do time for sure.

[QUOTE=TtownHorny;7249446]I do agree about the Dearborn clubs, but it's much more than 45 minutes from Toledo. Roundtrip, your looking at 2 - 2 1/2 hours of driving. I'm way too lazy for that, most strip clubs are too much work. The process of courting and spoiling these women, before you get your wick wet, is too costly and time consuming. I'll stick with escorts, occasional AMP, and even more rare SW, for my fix.[/QUOTE]The Landing strip is like going to DTW aprox 45 minutes. Last trip I made to SC, I was in the area for a work meeting. In & out no problem a little under an hour. Free parking & entry daytime, 2 drinks VIP back to work. Biggest ish may be getting configured in the booth.

[QUOTE=SquareTree;7250897]Weds night a guy was impersonating a policeman at Bucks.

News reports make is sound like it was not a really big deal, but the workers describe it exactly like a mass shooting that was prevented.

News: [URL]https://www.wtol.com/article/news/crime/toledo-man-accused-impersonating-police-officer-adult-entertainment-club-bucks-platinum-ohio-crime-news-local-headlines/512-18b5b4ff-23a7-4de4-9cb4-0a6b0f08080b[/URL].

Employee's recap: Are we sure he was planning a mass shooting? Absolutely. You do not bring two bags of ammo, an AR, a pistol, and various other weapons with you to target one thing.

This man came in dressed from head to toe. Ballistic helmet, Kevlar, pillows and metal plates under a bulletproof vest, full police uniform. This was not a simple act of police impersonation.

I had to keep a man calm, while remaining calm, so my staff was not targeted. Once I got them to safety my life no longer mattered. My crew was good so I knew I had time to spare. He would not speak to me which made the situation ever worse. Have you ever had to remain calm with an AR under a man's hands knowing he's going to shoot you with any wrong move? I hope no one ever has to experience that.

We are all safe. We are all shaken up and absolutely terrified having to live this over and over in our heads thinking we haven't done enough or what if we changed this or that, not a fun thing to play over and over.[/QUOTE]The guy came in to leave with or kill one person. He was going to take out anyone else that tried to stop him. There is a lot more to this than what has been posted on FB or news. He was released previously after posting a 10 K cash bond.

He had all these items with him:

A rifle.

A handgun.

Body armor.

Soft body armor.

Two bags.

12 rife magazines.

10 pistol magazines.

A gas mask.

Tripwire.

A duty belt.

A Kevlar helmet.

A tomahawk.

A tanto knife.

Two black pocket knives.

One Leatherman multi-tool.

A cellphone.

Flex cuffs.

A 5. 11 shirt with a Toledo Police patch on the left shoulder.

There was a 13 ABC news crew there Monday morning doing a updated story.

[URL]https://www.13abc.com/2025/04/03/man-arrested-allegedly-impersonating-toledo-police-officer/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJg0cRleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHuRF0IGsYKcLcDqVwLyp1weDTKPY7RHbxUTTfR-z1TM4QddlnIiZ_lCq319s_aem_j3RtS9klhRbLCCnOGaiIjA[/URL]

Any of you guys listen to this podcast called Unstripped?

It's about the Toledo clubs. Dancers, managers and dj's talking about their experiances in the clubs. Some crazy stuff they talk about on there.

[URL]https://www.iheart.com/podcast/53-unstripped-the-premiere-str-254860847/[/URL]

I've been going to the clubs occasionally for 20 years. I remember even 5 years ago you could find good looking young girls and work them up to carryout eventually. The last few years have been horrible. I walk into Hippo and there's 3 fat women sitting at the bar. I go into platinum and there are 50 year old women working. I'm not going up north and I haven't been to hush in 10 years. Are there any women even worth seeing in Toledo, or should I just give up or hopefully when food stamps end some girls might show up.