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[QUOTE=NdayGuy;2828931]I sure hope not. ![/QUOTE]Just my attempt to add some wit and humor to a situation that far too many guys on this forum are taking way too seriously. Remember guys, the purpose of this "hobby" is to derive enjoyment, at least it is in my opinion.

I hope all of us are at least high school graduates, so let's leave the drama back there. If there are rules, or boundaries in place that you don't agree with, simply move on.

"Disclaimer" This message was paid for by the Save the UTR Foundation, and I approved it!

I had an extended visit with our sexy little UTR recently and could not have been more pleased. My legs were a little rubbery afterwards but it was well worth it. This little lady took everything I gave her except Greek which I am not into for 3 hours straight with breaks between pops of course but there is no doubt she could have and would have been more that happy to take more. Very sexy and easy to talk to. The accommodations are seriously the best I have ever experienced and I believe others would agree that have been blessed. Clean linens were provided afterwards for a nice shower in which she happily joined me for. My advice if you're chosen be respectful, do not share info with others that have not been chosen for everyone's safety, she is not a clock watcher but be aware of your time and if you stay longer award her accordingly for it. Good luck and be safe let's keep this diamond in the rough safe and well taken care of so we can enjoy for sometime hopefully.

Fairly new to these boards but not the hobby. Hopeful to meet the UTR. Understandable if not one of the select few, especially with little posts, senior status, and her client base almost full. Mostly on Cincy boards but venture to the Gem City often.

-Cheers.

If anyone wants to share the new Goddesses digits this old timer would appreciate it, I got no poems or rhymes, but could use a break, Pickens in Dayton are slim these days, I usually go to Cincy.

Our Miss UTR and Bachelor #1 met backstage to iron out the details of their upcoming date. He extended his arms to embrace her and she got a look at his hands and how SMALL they were with a few crooked fingers. [B] Well,, she knew exactly what small hands meant[/B] and assumed crooked fingers meant something else was also crooked so she asked the producer if she could change her selection to Bachelor #2, someone she saw before, albeit in a clandestine relationship.

Bachelor #2 is a mature gentleman, not quite as tall as Bachelor #1, and evidently lives the good life as exhibited by a few extra pounds around the middle. His hands are larger than those of bachelor #1 and his fingers are firm and straight. That turned Miss UTR on and she simply had to have Bachelor # 2. The producer agreed to the switch and they had a wonderful date at a secure location in a safe neighborhood. While all of the reviews of miss UTR on the forum for our game show were superb, our Bachelor #2 had an even better time than he remembered. Her oral skills are second to none and she absolutely loves dating older guys. Bachelor #2 can't wait for the rerun of this show.

[QUOTE=SideRef75;2827960]Cue up the Dating Game music in the backround. Bachelor number one is a 6'4", 210 lb stud with mesmerizing blue eyes and flowing blonde locks that graduated from USC. Described by his peers as a professional beach bum.

His goals in Life are to dodge responsibility, be a general menace to society, o,o,o, and save the baby seals. Ladiesssss and Gentlemen, let's all give a warm round of applause to thee next friend of the mystery UTR![/QUOTE]

I have refrained posting a request for consideration due to travel requirements of work. However I have a rare stretch and reprieve for a few weeks, and then back overseas for another month. Very respectful and considerate of our great providers and the forum for all the great intel and prior support. Honesty and discretion keeps our members and key providers safe. Any consideration is appreciated.

Been out of town for a few weeks, so I booked in advanced. She was in a sexy St Patty's outfit, and delivered again "All about me" A1+ service with a smile! Incall is the best also. FYI, I was the one watching the clock! LMAO.

[QUOTE=ByronDee;2831870]Been out of town for a few weeks, so I booked in advanced. She was in a sexy St Patty's outfit, and delivered again "All about me" A1+ service with a smile! Incall is the best also. FYI, I was the one watching the clock! LMAO.[/QUOTE]I can't tell who you're talking about, UTR doesn't bring up any search results. Does the chick have a website or what?

[QUOTE=ByronDee;2831870]Been out of town for a few weeks, so I booked in advanced. She was in a sexy St Patty's outfit, and delivered again "All about me" A1+ service with a smile! Incall is the best also. FYI, I was the one watching the clock! LMAO.[/QUOTE]So how many times did the little hand go around?

Chatted briefly with her over the last few days. Old friends might try to reach her, interested in seeing a select few.

Want to express my appreciation for the golden ticket to celebrate st paddy day with the UTR. Had an great time. Hope to repeat and enjoy additional celebrations.

Thanks to the senior here that made it possible to get a ticket on the A ride with this delightful sexy lady. She was sweet, charming and very sexy. And made my time with her very special. Great to spend time with a gal that was enjoying the event as much as I was.

I hope to have a repeat adventure in the near future. Once connected, easy set up, great private local and some really sweet attention.

Thanks for including me in the UTR club.

Ok, so after watching this whole thread fill up with guys begging to see this girl I guess it's time to throw my name in. I would like a golden ticket to see the UTR girl please!

Just got back from visiting the fabled UTR and wow. I'd been trying to meet her for a few weeks and wasn't able to sink our schedules. Today did though and wow. Wonderful safe and clean incall. Very easy to find. Setup was very easy. The session was great, I won't post details on the forum but seniors are more than welcome to PM for details. She is a sweet heart, very sexy and all the stories about her oral skills are true. Hope you get your ticket to see her!!

[QUOTE=Jmoney69;2837449]Just got back from visiting the fabled UTR and wow. I'd been trying to meet her for a few weeks and wasn't able to sink our schedules. Today did though and wow. Wonderful safe and clean incall. Very easy to find. Setup was very easy. The session was great, I won't post details on the forum but seniors are more than welcome to PM for details. She is a sweet heart, very sexy and all the stories about her oral skills are true. Hope you get your ticket to see her!![/QUOTE]I never, never pre-book appointments. Until now! LOL.