Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Drobsdaman] She told me no upgrade being afraid I'd post something about her on a site like this. I guess she knew my plan.

As well as pleaded with me not so mention my encounter. I shook my head yes and she lead me back to the "lobby" area where her and sophia thanked me for coming and opened the door for me.

*PS* Bean pleaded with me not to mention anything about her on these sites, saying she's been busted before. She promised to up the service for no additional cost next time if I could keep her from getting into trouble. Bean was not her actual name, but her name is a type of Bean. Anyone who's been recently will know who I am talking about.[/QUOTE]So let me get this straight- the girl asked you no fewer than 3 times not to write about her on the internet and yet you still did. I wouldn't have done it, esp there are enough reports about this place already.

Of course Bean is not her real name, just as Yumi, Coco, Nana, Suki, Sasha et al are all fake names! Masking her ID this way doesn't do anything.

I'm glad, however, that you enjoyed yourself.

Guys, too many AMP's have been closed. dont you think the other AMP's know this. They are being careful. How about a little silence in the house.
of maybe we can discuss just how great the massage really was.

SHHHHHH.

Smiling Fox ;}

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]Guys, too many AMP's have been closed. dont you think the other AMP's know this. They are being careful. How about a little silence in the house.
of maybe we can discuss just how great the massage really was.

SHHHHHH.

Smiling Fox ;}[/QUOTE]

DC is pretty much totally closed. Howard County? Forgeddaboudit. Rumors of impending busts in NOVA abound. What happens if they all go? Disaster!

Backchannel, PM the details but perhaps some discretion on the public board? Just asking.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]DC is pretty much totally closed. Howard County? Forgeddaboudit. Rumors of impending busts in NOVA abound. What happens if they all go? Disaster!

Backchannel, PM the details but perhaps some discretion on the public board? Just asking.[/QUOTE]


Well all this proves to me there is no more crime in Maryland , NOVA, or D.C. What with uncle LEO going after the AMPS AND other places. I feel safer dont you??? Next, somebody is going to tell us the economy is all fixed and all is good with the world, Osama Bin-lauden and his bunch have said they were sorry and wont do anything nasty again, and all our troops will be home next week. Oh, gas will drop to $1.50 a gal. and the IRS will be disbanded. Ok OK I will come down off my sarcasm box now. Pardon me.

[QUOTE=Scott B 1966]It was like a hazy extremely poor experience. I visited the sky so blue as had been expanded on in previous reports. I found the building and climbed the stairs. The door opened and I was greeted by a very poor english speaking asian girl, that asked if I had ever been there (which was no, but told her I had been to other AMPs MANY times). I inquired if they had water (as there was a large water main break in the area). She had NO idea what I was trying to say, after 2 times asking, I just reached over in the bathroom directly beside the entrance door, turned on the sink and low and behold there was water. I asked about washing up and or if they had a table shower or how I would get cleaned up, she said to follow her to the room. She led me to a room. She just stood there silent for a brief uncomfortable while, so I offered the house fee of. 7 (which is what I assumed it was). She accepted it and then said she worked for "tisss", which I did not understand, but then realized she meant "tips". I told her that was fine and what I expected.

I was offered a towel and led to the bathroom to shower with no assistance. I showered and returned to the room and laid down on the small paper covered massage table. Before she came in I placed the "c note" on the table beside the table, making sure she saw it when she arrived. She came in and was covered by the same jogging suit she had on when answering the door. She began the massage totally clothed. She did a ok job for at least 30 minutes. She then did the light touch and barley brushed the boys, not real stimulating to say the least. She then asked me to turn over.

Still totally clothed (and remaining that way throughout) she FINALLY asked me if I wanted a HJ, since I was at almost full mast, I said how about anything more? She didn't answer but proceeded to do a 1/2 assed HJ with no removal of any clothes. I tried to feel some skin ANYWHERE under her jogging suit, but she was not receptive to this at all. Mind you, she used BABY OIL! SMELLY NASTY BABY OIL! (what SHIT). Anyway I finally blew all over the place and she seemed impressed by that and murmering "Oh my God", which tends me to believe she knew English a little better than she led me to believe when I arived. Also, during the massage she looked out the window many times at any little noise she thought she heard outside (which I thought was strange as we were on the 2nd floor). She then went out and came back in and cleaned me up VERY WELL! The cloth cleanup was the best thing she actually did. I got dressed and was ready to proceed out, feeling somewhat relieved and very much relieved of my 1. 7, while getting an overpriced barley acceptable HJ and not much else for my money. She didn't even hug me or help me into my clothes, before I left, I was just STUNNED!

To say the least I am NOT impressed with this place and NEVER plan to return. I am sure YMMV if you go, as I have seen from other reports, but this place truly give AMPs a bad name. I am not a rough looking guy, or someone who would make a massuse feel uncomfortable and never have had a problem with that aspect of the procedure up to this point (I am always friendly and smiling and somewhat talkative to break the ice) so I have no idea what went wrong this time. I can truly say this was the WORST massage experience I have ever had in 20 plus years of visiting these places.

RATING:

Looks- 2 (as all I saw was a face)

Attitude- 3

Performance- 2

Enthusiam- 1

Overall comfortability- 2

Maybe it was me, but I REALLY don't think so. For anyone else who goes, GOOD LUCK, you are taking a chance of overspending and getting JUNK for service. Even if it was the standard price for a R&T it would have been bad. I will go back to my old favorite and never stray. I guess it was my fault for looking for a change. I AM A SUCH A DUMMY! <<SMILE>>

Happy March fellas,

Scott[/QUOTE]Never feel ashamed about taking the tip back, if she didn't earn the c-note then replace it w/ the .4 that she may have deserved. Just my 2¢ L.P.3

[QUOTE=Lostpuppy3]Never feel ashamed about taking the tip back, if she didn't earn the c-note then replace it w/ the .4 that she may have deserved. Just my 2¢ L.P.3[/QUOTE]Amen bro! And I NEVER put money down first (unless they insist:). That's bad on so many levels. $ for a lousy HJ? NFW!

[QUOTE=Sundance88]Well all this proves to me there is no more crime in Maryland , NOVA, or D.C. What with uncle LEO going after the AMPS AND other places. I feel safer dont you??? Next, somebody is going to tell us the economy is all fixed and all is good with the world, Osama Bin-lauden and his bunch have said they were sorry and wont do anything nasty again, and all our troops will be home next week. Oh, gas will drop to $1.50 a gal. and the IRS will be disbanded. Ok OK I will come down off my sarcasm box now. Pardon me.[/QUOTE]

LE is by no means a contiguous body. In the current environment of budget deficits, individual units have to prove their worth in order to justify their funding, staffing, and even their very existence. It means the vice cops will step up to ensure that they don't get pushed out to having to deal with the real crimes.

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]LE is by no means a contiguous body. In the current environment of budget deficits, individual units have to prove their worth in order to justify their funding, staffing, and even their very existence. It means the vice cops will step up to ensure that they don't get pushed out to having to deal with the real crimes.[/QUOTE]There was a raid at Hana Spa about 10 years ago. The LE heroes cuffed Yoko who was 4'10" 95# soaking wet and one of the kindest people I've ever met. May the cretins who did that eat shit and die.

[QUOTE=Mandruas]There was a raid at Hana Spa about 10 years ago. The LE heroes cuffed Yoko who was 4'10" 95# soaking wet and one of the kindest people I've ever met. May the cretins who did that eat shit and die.[/QUOTE]I remember Yoko. She was wonderful.

There is no place on earth for vice cops, much less heaven.

May they find their way to hell.

There's an AMP just off Belair Road on the city side of the beltway in Overlea. It's fairly nearby to me. Any opinions?

[QUOTE=Rockstar1290]There's an AMP just off Belair Road on the city side of the beltway in Overlea. It's fairly nearby to me. Any opinions?[/QUOTE]

Need more info. like the name and address, I went to one on Bel Air Rd but not sure if it's the one your asking about.

[QUOTE=Sundance88]Well all this proves to me there is no more crime in Maryland , NOVA, or D.C. What with uncle LEO going after the AMPS AND other places. I feel safer dont you??? Next, somebody is going to tell us the economy is all fixed and all is good with the world, Osama Bin-lauden and his bunch have said they were sorry and wont do anything nasty again, and all our troops will be home next week. Oh, gas will drop to $1.50 a gal. and the IRS will be disbanded. Ok OK I will come down off my sarcasm box now. Pardon me.[/QUOTE]You know, with all the talk we hear on the news how Maryland wants to put or raise taxes on everything (the latest being a dime more for an alcoholic beverage), you'd think one of them might say "let's legalize the AMP's 'true' business since it is the only thing NOT affected by the nation-wide recession, and tax them."

I mean think about it. Restaurants and bars are closing down all over the place, so the beer and alcohol industry threatens that an increase in the alcohol tax (which would bring in nearly $350 million according to the latest statistics) would cause the beer and alcohol distributors to foreclose; tobacco companies keep feeding legislatures and other public voices to keep the tobacco taxes from rising; everyone is sick of income and estate taxes, for the fact that the harder you work it seems the more you fund some unemployed bastard's leisure vacation and not bothering to even look for a job (no offense to those who are in fact TRYING to find a new job; I live next to a couple that takes their check and spends it quickly, and haven't applied or interviewed at a single job since back in Oct '09).

My point is, no matter how bad it gets, the AMP industry is solid. The way we mongers post on this board the high numbers of the good (and bad) reports, if legislature stood up and said "we could use this to our advantage" and say tax 1-dollar (or whatever) per service, while guaranteeing not to close down anymore AMPs for under the table services, it'd be a win-win for all. The state gets out of debt, finds funds to supply all those government expenses, and men all over Maryland could continue obtaining those all-so-needed services to keep their sanity and comfort.

RoB-OuT

I think I need to present this to the senators/district representatives.

[QUOTE=Drobsdaman]You know, with all the talk we hear on the news how Maryland wants to put or raise taxes on everything (the latest being a dime more for an alcoholic beverage), you'd think one of them might say "let's legalize the AMP's 'true' business since it is the only thing NOT affected by the nation-wide recession, and tax them."
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I mentioned something like this on the DC board a while back.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=903043&postcount=4373[/url]

DC board did not take me seriously, but I am as serious as a heart attack.

If we were to do this in Maryland I think we might need to focus on a specific county. Baltimore county seems like a good one.

What we need is too put a blanket tax on the whole industry, sending the proceeds to Towson. If that happened we would never see another raid by Balt. county PD again!

Could you imagine the flood of AMP ladies that would come out of the woodworks!

This would not even require a revolution, as Baltimore county is already home to the best AMPs in the region.

[QUOTE=Rockstar1290]There's an AMP just off Belair Road on the city side of the beltway in Overlea. It's fairly nearby to me. Any opinions?[/QUOTE]

If it's the one on a hill I have visited it. After climbing the xmas lit stairs you will get a good massage. Older provider, very proficient, standard rates apply.
GTR

They can't even get slots up and running, how can AMP's ever get through all that stupidity?