Massage Parlor Reports

Anyone try this? [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/124214[/URL] or [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/138377[/URL].

The two ads are run by the same person I guess but with different numbers. Seems like they have a different girl every day.

[QUOTE=RichL1234;5647356]Anyone try this spot:

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/249347[/URL]

Is it the same setup that used to be a little further west?[/QUOTE]I dropped in and met the girl here on a recommendation from a buddy that she had huge tits. She had atleast a DD and they were bouncing and natural when she walked. She said she was busy and to wait in the room. I waited 5 minutes and then left. She didn't seem the friendliest and this place reminded me of the lotus spa on diversey where I had a bad experience with a different busty girl. Not sure how service is but I don't think I'll be back even though I love big naturals. If anyone has been and had a good experience maybe I will try it.

Stopped by Angel Spa a few days ago and got Lucky. She is a taller Chinese woman (maybe 5' 6") with small B-cups and a jiggly, baby-fat stomach. I'd say she is 40 ish. Definitely not a granny but not young either. She wore a mask but took it off for part of the service. While her body is not great, I think she has a pretty face. She looked great in her red dress before we started.

Standard 1. 6 for covered BJ and FS. Decent service but still hoping to find a place on the North side where the women are younger. I had a satisfying time and may repeat.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/253727[/URL]

Ok so after a complete and utter waste of time trying to go to one of the Asian Apartments based on another poster's pic I ended up going over to BHC on Archer. Never been. Honestly never been to most (all?) of the Archer spas. Damn! There's a lot of them. I tend to go to the ones on Grand and Chicago, but I was in the neighborhood and some of the posts sounded promising. I got there and got a young, but not in great shape girl. Her English was TERRIBLE. Like truly the hands down worst of any MP girl I've seen. I guess I'm spoiled by the English spoken at Belmont, Grand, West River and Ozone (or Oki Doki or almost anywhere else on the North side). I told her an hour massage as I actually wanted a massage and she was not really doing it for me in terms of extras. She started a halfway decent rub on my back and shoulders for a few minutes. I told her my shoulder was bothering me and she seemed to understand and rubbed that for a bit. Then flip. This is like maybe 10 minutes tops. Probably less. And out come the hand signals for L2 and L3. Not interested in any of that but I figured if I couldn't get a good massage I might as well just get a HE. Well the begging for money and / or upgrading to L2/ L3 was relentless. She wanted to get naked and do the HE for $80. I'm like no thanks $40 is my offer. She kept begging and eventually I broke down and gave her $50. The HE was okay but she kept watching the video monitor / CCTVs watching the street most of the time. Very off putting. And she was chewing gum the loudest I have heard since grade school. Like seriously loud. She did clean me up and was very affectionate as I left giving me a big hug and kiss on the cheek. Except for the loud gum chewing and lack of English she seemed nice enough but she just wasn't that attractive. Oh well. Lesson learned. I have no idea what her name is / was as I didn't ask, didn't care and won't be back. Rather spend a little bit more and get an actual massage from a nicer looking chick at West River or Ozone. If the girls at Grand weren't so gung ho to get $100 for a topless HJ I'd go back there, but that's just too much.

[QUOTE=CanadianGuy;5648992]Anyone try this? [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/124214[/URL] or [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/138377[/URL].

The two ads are run by the same person I guess but with different numbers. Seems like they have a different girl every day.[/QUOTE]Wow!! That does look tempting. Wonder if anyone has tried. Someone pm if they have. I will try to call next week and see if it's legit.

[QUOTE=CanadianGuy;5648992]Anyone try this? [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/124214[/URL] or [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/138377[/URL].

The two ads are run by the same person I guess but with different numbers. Seems like they have a different girl every day.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JValdez2021;5649583]Wow!! That does look tempting. Wonder if anyone has tried. Someone pm if they have. I will try to call next week and see if it's legit.[/QUOTE]My experience tells me the super babe in this ad won't be the super babe you meet in person.

Whoever goes through with meeting this girl good luck.

Are the rates you're mentioning in addition to what their website quotes for hh / hr / nuru rates which start at 160 and go up to 240 for hr nuru?

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5647566]It's not a traditional parlor. So you don't just go in. You have to go to their website at [URL]Chicagolandbodyrubs.com[/URL] and make an appointment with a girl there. If you get there and you don't like what you see with your girl, you could see if one of the other girls there is free instead. But they may not be available since everything is by appointment and most girls are either in an appointment or getting ready for one.

Of the girls you named, Nicol is the oldest and maybe the least attractive. The picture isn't of her at all. But she has a very good menu, although she'll try to for $300 for GFE CFS. Usually she'll negotiate down.

Jessica is the second oldest but has the best menu, with full GFE ranging from $100-$200 depending on how much she likes you. She's my personal favorite. The pics are accurate but she weight cycles a lot. She ranges from 120-150 lbs.

Zara is a board favorite. She's all covered but will do almost anything you want as long as it doesn't involve swapping bodily fluids. She's also probably the hottest girl on the roster (along with Mila).

Bella is a thick girl, bordering on pudgy, but she's fun, passionate and a good GFE experience at a reasonable $100. She's reasonably young too, sub-30.

Zara vs. Bella is a question of what's more important to you. Bella has better service but Zara is MUCH better looking.

Not so familiar with Laura.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jj2100;5642069]Wanted to see what all the fuss was about for Bhc on Archer, boy you guys were not lying I was lucky enough to see April today for a quick half he massage 4 $ . The massage by itself was actually decent and not bad 1-10 I would give it a 6. Now for the fun part (when I got to the massage room I told her a friend told me about this place. , on the flip I was asked if I wanted l1 or l2 I went with l2 for 100 plus some tip I forgot the amount. Overall 1-10 I would say 7 to high 8 since she was very talkative and gave me info on if I want msog I should always get the 1 hr massage.

Thanks for the lead guys.

Stay safe![/QUOTE]I went to try this place out too. I also saw April. The massage was very short but this was my fault since I tastefully made it perfectly clear that the massage was not where my interest was after I saw April. I could not wait to get my hands on her! Paid for the hour, got shorted about 15 minutes but I have to be honest here, I really didn't give too much of a shit. It was my first time there and that was clear as well. While I would have liked to receive the full hour I paid for, I think I will just consider our first meet as an introductory taste test if you will. Normally this would be enough to prevent me from returning somewhere, but I have to say not this time. If you are attracted to tiny petite Asian ladies that weigh about 90-95 lbs and are skinny but not too skinny looking and you love a great pair of slightly too large for her frame bolt on's, and sexy hips and beautiful face like I do you need to go meet April. This gal has a beautiful face, long hair and a body that damn near had me drooling. On top of her incredible looks she was very sweet and playful yet chill as fuck. I can't say I have been more attracted to any other woman I have ever seen in my life in or out of this thing we do. On my scale of looks she is a 9. 5 in my book, and while the service did not match the looks score I honestly got the feeling that if you develop a friendship with her and keep going to see her that may not be an issue in the future. Only time and repeat visits will tell. I will surely go back at least a couple more times to see if the repeat business improves the service end. Until then her demeanor and beauty alone will get me back at least a few more times.

TP.

[QUOTE=RonM;5649593]My experience tells me the super babe in this ad won't be the super babe you meet in person.

Whoever goes through with meeting this girl good luck.[/QUOTE]Scam, I reached out. I was given hotel downtown that I've connected to scams before. The voice when calling definitely did not match the person, voice was definitely haggard and there was loud music in the background.

Well besides going to my fav spot on archer I decided to check out lucy spa on Christiana so thr massage was. 60 for thr hour I always do thr hour except in my fav spot on archer cause it's a smash and go. Anyways it's a residence thr massage was rough OMFG rough hated it. She quoted. 60 for HJ and wanted 1 for CBJ. I just wanted to leave but at this point did a BBBJ for 1. I over paid in every essence but I was so fed up. Her BJ skills actually very legit. But I will NEVER be back. Shoulda waited and went to Moon thr older lady always takes care of me. I've reported about her before.

After being stood up by Spa Sensational, I visited BHC. After the incident a previous poster mentioned, the side door now have a sign saying it's broken and come to the front. I got to the intersection and it's a red light with 2 busses waiting at the bus stop along with like 5/6 hs kids that just got off. So awkward, I kinda just looked lost on the corner until it slowed down, was let in by the shorter hotter girl that I had on my first visited. Was let to the room by Kelly or whatever name I was given, taller girl small breasts little to no english. 5 min massage where she sat on my legs to rub my back then sat on my back to rub my legs. When I got in the room I was told to get comfortable and get on the table, but I hadn't paid yet. When she comes back she asks for the house fee, so I have to get up and she watches me go into my wallet (should have had that already separated out before I got there). Think she asked for more for extras since she saw the contents of my wallet, I know I overpaid but it was raining and I had a long drive to get there so I paid. Now fellas, I've had better BBBJ before but the effort this girl gave was amazing. So I finish, she takes it out her mouth looks at and goes back in for some more for another minute or so, she then spits out on the floor goes back to jr for another minute or so. She then gets up rinses her mouth out in the sink comes back to me and sucks it again for like 30 more seconds. I've never had that experience before from at a AMP. Afterwards she shows me some video on youtube.

Before I go searching for anything on my own. Has anyone else been to a place or knows one that is open today? I'm in the same neighborhood as Sunkiss but will travel within the city. Thanks

[QUOTE=Jayp80;5649953]After being stood up by Spa Sensational, I visited BHC. After the incident a previous poster mentioned, the side door now have a sign saying it's broken and come to the front. I got to the intersection and it's a red light with 2 busses waiting at the bus stop along with like 5/6 hs kids that just got off. So awkward, I kinda just looked lost on the corner until it slowed down, was let in by the shorter hotter girl that I had on my first visited. Was let to the room by Kelly or whatever name I was given, taller girl small breasts little to no english. 5 min massage where she sat on my legs to rub my back then sat on my back to rub my legs. When I got in the room I was told to get comfortable and get on the table, but I hadn't paid yet. When she comes back she asks for the house fee, so I have to get up and she watches me go into my wallet (should have had that already separated out before I got there). Think she asked for more for extras since she saw the contents of my wallet, I know I overpaid but it was raining and I had a long drive to get there so I paid. Now fellas, I've had better BBBJ before but the effort this girl gave was amazing. So I finish, she takes it out her mouth looks at and goes back in for some more for another minute or so, she then spits out on the floor goes back to jr for another minute or so. She then gets up rinses her mouth out in the sink comes back to me and sucks it again for like 30 more seconds. I've never had that experience before from at a AMP. Afterwards she shows me some video on youtube.[/QUOTE]I did see the sign earlier today hmmmm F that I'm using the side door LOL.

[QUOTE=Alterxxx;5649707]Are the rates you're mentioning in addition to what their website quotes for hh / hr / nuru rates which start at 160 and go up to 240 for hr nuru?[/QUOTE]Yes that's in addition.

Yes that means you may end up paying $400+ for sex.

[QUOTE=Casper27;5650012]Before I go searching for anything on my own. Has anyone else been to a place or knows one that is open today? I'm in the same neighborhood as Sunkiss but will travel within the city. Thanks[/QUOTE]I went to a well known spa first thing and the phone was ringing off the hook with people asking if they were open. They said that they might close around six.