Gentrifying Kensington Avenue, tell me it isn't so!
I haven't posted within this forum in. Well, in almost a couple of years. So here goes: I was talking with a friend who resides in the Greater Northeast, who informed me that attempts are being made to 'improve' the Kensington Avenue "Stroll". With real estate values jumping exponentially.
Surely, he jests??
Stay safe, and Hello to Cooky and "just an 'ol Gator".
Just some random holiday thoughts.
Thanksgiving day's here. Would like to wish one and all a great holiday. Of course this also includes Admin. I was thinking of inviting some of the girls over for some turkey. I gave up on that idea. I just hate being called a turkey. I just love the girls that get in my car this time of year and after agreeing to terms asking if I would like gravy with that. What are you crazy? Of course I want gravy with that. What kind of stupid question is that. We will be singing Oh Cum all Ye Faithful. Give a little boost to Fa la la la la la la la la.
There's a few girls named Nicole on the Stroll. There is one called noisy Nicole. Can't sing Silent Night with her. She's one of those girls that can't be discrete. When she's on the job everyone knows. Yes sir if you like a screamer then Noisy Nicole is the girl for you.
Another thought is this. There have been some new faces on the street lately. Curious if they are pros or is that on the job training. We've all had that girl that told us "I give the best blow jobs around". How many times I fell for that I'll never know. Usually it's the worst. I'm not a big fan of trainees on the stroll. That is not the place to get there wings. My sincere wish is that there would be a Monica school of cigar smoking.
Yeah that's it. Should be a few levels. Level one would be the girls that just got through the course by the skin of their teeth. They are the ones that go through the motions and leave us wondering why the hell we would pay for that. They are also the girls that think a blow job is not going any farther than the first half inch on a dick. When their head gets pushed down a little they choke and gag and ask if you are trying to choke them to death. All the while they have their hand out palm up waiting for a tip. A tip? For Christ sakes she didn't get past the tip.
Then there would be level two. This would be the girls that don't do BBBJ's. They want a condom and nothing will change their mind. They are not putting that thing in their mouth uncovered. Something about their mother telling them not to do that. But it was ok for mom right.
Level three would be the girl that will do the BBBJCIM but deposit the gifts in the nest area instead of out the window.
Level four, my favorite, would be the girl that graduated "summa cum laude". Yeah she's the girl that jumps in both hands gets naked and slurps and slobbers her way from beginning to end and still wants more. She gets down on a dick until its so hard you think you are in heaven. She will work that dick like a strippers pole in the Vatican. She sucks a dick while she hums "Oh Cum All Ye Faithful". Just to be in the Christmas mood. And cum you will. She's the girl that everybody cheers when she enters any room and none of the women know why. She's the girl that will ask if you came and when you say yes she responds "Hmmm must have swallowed it". Talk about Fa la la la la la la la la.
Some of these girls get their "training" from other girls that don't know dick about dick. It's all new to a lot of girls. Some are born naturals where others should have been born without a mouth. Some can't blow up balloons.
Ahh the holidays. I like the girls that can jingle my bells just by looking at me. I like the girls that can rock me around the Christmas tree without ever getting out of bed.
Yeah the dirtier the better. That's why I always loved the office Christmas parties. That's when we found out about the hidden personality of a lot of women. I think we should have an office party for the street girls. Sadly they have no office. Unfortunately the women on the street don't drink and loosen up. So that idea would go over like a lead balloon. Any way No matter. I just hope everyone here has a great Thanksgiving. Keep sharing all the news about the exciting adventures you have and maybe the not so exciting. Until later lets try and convince the girls how important it is to have a Black Friday sale. Me, I'm just an 'OL Gator.
More holiday thoughts, and thanks JPStud1
JPStud1, thanks for your insight with regards to Kensington, which makes one whole heck of a lot of sense. BTW, FYI, yesterday's post was initially grammatically and punctually correct. Must have been that auto correct software.
Gator, here's some John Valby for your corporate Christmas Party: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LiD5uEdr98[/URL].
Little Blue Waxed-Paper Baggies
[QUOTE=Gator145;3161300]Unfortunately the women on the street don't drink and loosen up. So that idea would go over like a lead balloon. [/QUOTE]Once again, excellent humour! Good stuff!
Me thinks if one offered up some "Kill Bill" or the equivalent, one might get more attendees at the party and that would help certainly "loosened up!
Doing the K Ave mongering after some inspiration from another Jay LOL
Was feeling bad after a bad beat at Sugarhouse and decided to get my pipes cleaned. I twas my first time out on K Ave and I saw 10-12 SWs on the stroll. I picked up Jamie. $15 for HJ with tit play and pussy play. (Thats what I was in the mood for at that time.) Another $5 for pics to be put out there. I saw her at the corner of Huntingtdon and K and was talking to a homeless guy for a bit. Wasn't sure if she was a civilian. Gave her the eye and had to come back around a second time on Jasper and Hazzard and finally picked her up. Did LEO check and we were off. Lots of LEO by alleghany Sunday AM (10 am). More pics and digits for seniors.
This was my first experience in Philly and I had my eye on a thin, light skinned AA SW, but settled on Jaime because she had decent looking tits that she was uncovering. More pics and digits to seniors.
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Cephalod,
You're right, I didn't realize the post didn't go through. Included are her pics.
[QUOTE=CephlapodLove;3165463]Unless someone gives you their real email address one can not share pictures through PMs here.
Why not just post them here? After all that is why we are here. No?[/QUOTE]
The Value of an Education
[QUOTE=GlennBobb;3182760]Picked up a girl named Ashley a few weeks back. Small, white, Italian looking, around K&A. We talk about going back to her place in NE Philly but when we get there her junky roommate starts trying to hit me up for money as I'm about to give Ashley some. Tells me he loves her and they have a special bond of their dope ritual. I said let me go to the ATM and never came back. She has texted me a few times and I do want to sample the goods (at a location of my choosing this time). Is she worth it?[/QUOTE]Yeah, OP is right she lead you into a potentially dangerous situation. BTW. What were you thinking? Rules #9 & #19 in the second set of "rules" (third post in thread!) AND Rule #13 in first post.
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/custompages.php?pageid=MongeringRules[/URL]
Now that said, (and hoping you memorize and internalize ALL of those rules) IF you can manage the risks she presented last time, then go for a second date. BUT, if it were me, I would arrange to scoop her up during the day, some place public where a rip-off or set up isn't gunna happen. THEN I would take her to one of the NoTels that I chose, like le Carlyle Hotel. If you control the scoop and date location you eliminate the risks you encountered last time. Of course that doesn't eliminate all of the risks involved, so get those rules down and follow them.
Come back and ask questions about techniques or modifications to the rules!
Stay safe,
CL.
[I]Mongering looks easy, good, consistently safe mongering is anything but easy![/I]
Risk Management. Reject Fear!
Successful mongering is about taking risks and managing the level of risk one takes.
One "learns" either by "book learning" (reading threads here or posting & asking questions) or through the "School of Hard Knocks" which is always available on the streets 24/7.
[b]One approach[/b] is to take no risk at all or just "stay away!" That has a 100% chance of never being ripped off. But it does nothing to cure one's blue B*llz!
[b]Another approach[/b] is to use the rules on this forum to become a better monger and to learn some techniques on how to manage risk. Will that keep you "safe" 100% of the time, no! But following the "rules" should keep you from getting ripped off, your windshield smashed or most STDs.
[b]It is easy to get overwhelmed by FEAR as there are many risks[/b]. Shoot when I first started I was terrified of EVERYTHING. But after some time and "learning" I was able to set fear aside. If one does not know what to do in a certain situation, then fear seeps in. The problem is that IF you show fear on the streets the streets will eat you alive!
So one has a choice when deciding to monger: Learn the techniques needed for success, stumble along and let the streets "teach" you or succumb to fear and just stay away!
CL.
[I]Mongering looks easy, good, consistently safe mongering is anything but easy![/I]
Twelve days of a hooker Christmas
On the first day of Christmas a monger gave to me.
A very bad STD.
On the second day of Christmas a monger gave to me.
A ride from K and Lehigh.
And A very bad STD.
On the third day of Christmas a monger gave to me.
Three rocks to suck his cock.
A ride from K and Lehigh.
And A very bad STD.
On the fourth day of Christmas a monger gave to me.
Four Wendy's burgers.
Three rocks to suck his cock.
A ride from K and Lehigh.
And A very bad STD.
On the fifth day of Christmas a monger gave to me.
A huge black eye.
Four Wendy's burgers.
Three rocks to suck his cock.
A ride from K and Lehigh.
And A very bad STD.
On the sixth day of Christmas a monger gave to me.
Six fake twenty's.
A huge black eye.
Four Wendy's burgers.
Three rocks to suck his cock.
A ride from K and Lehigh.
And A very bad STD.
On the seventh day of Christmas a monger gave to me.
Seven minutes to get cleaned up.
Six fake twenty's.
A huge black eye.
Four Wendy's burgers.
Three rocks to suck his cock.
A ride from K and Lehigh.
And A very bad STD.
On the eighth day of Christmas a monger gave to me.
Eight blue bags.
Seven minutes to get cleaned up.
Six fake twenty's.
A huge black eye.
Four Wendy's burgers.
Three rocks to suck his cock.
A ride from K and Lehigh.
And A very bad STD.
On the ninth day of Christmas a monger gave to me.
Nine hours in the ER.
Eight blue bags.
Seven minutes to get cleaned up.
Six fake twenty's.
A huge black eye.
Four Wendy's burgers.
Three rocks to suck his cock.
A ride from K and Lehigh.
And A very bad STD.
On the tenth day of Christmas a monger gave to me.
A ten inch arm tie.
Nine hours in the ER.
Eight blue bags.
Seven minutes to get cleaned up.
Six fake twenty's.
A huge black eye.
Four Wendy's burgers.
Three rocks to suck his cock.
A ride from K and Lehigh.
And A very bad STD.
On the eleventh day of Christmas a monger gave to me.
Eleven minutes to get dressed.
A ten inch elastic arm tie.
Nine hours in the ER.
Eight blue bags.
Seven minutes to get cleaned up.
Six fake twenty's.
A huge black eye.
Four Wendy's burgers.
Three rocks to suck his cock.
A ride from K and Lehigh.
And A very bad STD.
On the twelfth day of Christmas a monger gave to me.
Twelve months of counseling.
Eleven minutes to get dressed.
A ten inch elastic arm tie.
Nine hours in the ER.
Eight blue bags.
Seven minutes to get washed.
Six fake twenty's.
A huge black eye.
Four Wendy's burgers.
Three rocks to suck his cock.
A ride from K and Lehigh.
And A very bad STD.
Happy holidays to all.
Me, I'm just an 'OL Gator.