Massage Parlor Reports

Tried Carnation off NE Sandy (on 58th) the other day. Saw Coco. Kinda cute -- not special though. Maybe late 30's. B or C cup. Fairly thin but maybe a slight tummy. $40 for 30 minute massage. We seemed to be the only two in the parlor and the parking lot was empty. She was friendly and provided an actual massage. After the flip, she gave me lube and motioned for me to relieve myself. With some light persuasion she agreed to HE for $60. OTC roaming only. Wasn't particularly exciting so it took a while and I had to pay an extra $20 for more time but ultimately had a good orgasm. Overall, decent experience but won't go back. She was friendly the whole time but I did catch her watching the clock, which is a boner killer for me.

[QUOTE=BeavertronDoug;6307739]Why are table showers so uncommon in Portland? Just returned from a trip to NYC and TS is standard there. Also had great TS experiences in Japan. Is there any reason you don't find them here, like is it just the expense of installing one?

Are there any hidden gems in Portland with a good TS game and HE?[/QUOTE]I like them, especially in the summer before starting the other activities. I cannot attest to the quality of service, but three that come to mind are:

The place across from the DMV on Powell, it is called either sunny or sunshine.

The place at the corner of 82nd and Foster.

Lucky on Cornell, just west of Saltzman.

Perhaps other guys can contribute to the list.

It used to be called Healing but the name has changed. I got Sophia, a pleasant, slightly thick (not fat) lady with natural looking B or C cups and blondish hair. Ok massage followed by a safety session, no kissing on either set of lips. Probably will not repeat, but she may be a good fit for others.

Looks like this has closed in Vancouver. The property sold.

[QUOTE=Bhanson475;6309039]Looks like this has closed in Vancouver. The property sold.[/QUOTE]1 less in a bad location (people don't like the heavy traffic). Will it be missrd?

[QUOTE=JjHoliday;6309395]1 less in a bad location (people don't like the heavy traffic). Will it be missrd?[/QUOTE]Never went there just reporting what I saw.

Are there any MPs around that offer HEs and have English native speakers? Or non-Asian women? I've been to my fair share of AMPs and I'm looking for something different.

[QUOTE=BeavertronDoug;6307739]Why are table showers so uncommon in Portland? Just returned from a trip to NYC and TS is standard there. Also had great TS experiences in Japan. Is there any reason you don't find them here, like is it just the expense of installing one?

Are there any hidden gems in Portland with a good TS game and HE?[/QUOTE]I don't know, but I avoid them anyway, every time I'm on one I feel like I'm lying in filth.

Done right are a lot of fun. But the girl needs to keep you warm. In the winter. Often the room is cold and the water is not kept on your body enough to keep you warm. Too many times Have I had a cold boner killer experience. I like a warm nice soapy table shower. But they are harder to find and the girls are sometimes just not into it like many years ago. Used to be you could get better service if the girl washed you off and made sure your junk was clean. My 2 cents worth.

Bummer in Vella it was nice while it lasted. But others will take the place. The house on the right side of Hwy 99 going north After 99th street Kind of acress from Tranqualityl. Has an average girl. Not bad not hot just nice tight average good body. But it was mentioned she will do Trips to Greece and perhaps Bare back.

Just a FYI.

[QUOTE=********;6310092]Done right are a lot of fun. But the girl needs to keep you warm. In the winter. Often the room is cold and the water is not kept on your body enough to keep you warm. Too many times Have I had a cold boner killer experience. I like a warm nice soapy table shower. But they are harder to find and the girls are sometimes just not into it like many years ago. Used to be you could get better service if the girl washed you off and made sure your junk was clean. My 2 cents worth.[/QUOTE]This is on point especially the last sentence.

[QUOTE=********;6310092]Done right are a lot of fun. But the girl needs to keep you warm. In the winter. Often the room is cold and the water is not kept on your body enough to keep you warm. Too many times Have I had a cold boner killer experience. I like a warm nice soapy table shower. But they are harder to find and the girls are sometimes just not into it like many years ago. Used to be you could get better service if the girl washed you off and made sure your junk was clean. My 2 cents worth.

Bummer in Vella it was nice while it lasted. But others will take the place. The house on the right side of Hwy 99 going north After 99th street Kind of acress from Tranqualityl. Has an average girl. Not bad not hot just nice tight average good body. But it was mentioned she will do Trips to Greece and perhaps Bare back.

Just a FYI.[/QUOTE]AMP you PMs are full tried sending you one.

[QUOTE==********;6310092]Used to be you could get better service if the girl washed you off and made sure your junk was clean. My 2 cents worth.

The house on the right side of Hwy 99 going north After 99th street Kind of acress from Tranqualityl. Has an average girl. Not bad not hot just nice tight average good body. But it was mentioned she will do Trips to Greece and perhaps Bare back.

Just a FYI.[/QUOTE]I agree showering at the location or a table shower before a session can provide better service.

That house has been a handy only shop for a very long time. When did the service change? All the shops on Hwy 99 including Veela, this house, Red Sun and a couple more all advertise at the same time and all have reviews as being handy only.

[QUOTE=OneOne9;6310253]I agree showering at the location or a table shower before a session can provide better service.

That house has been a handy only shop for a very long time. When did the service change? All the shops on Hwy 99 including Veela, this house, Red Sun and a couple more all advertise at the same time and all have reviews as being handy only.[/QUOTE]In vancouver I miss the place China foot spa and the table shower there, but alas on to search for more fun.

Thanks.

Working too hard I need to take a cruise to Vancouver soon. Yes most of the places on 99 are only handy operations. But the one stand alone house. I have recieved FS there my self. Not the spring chicken we all like. But attractive enough and nice body. I am usually not much into full service. I enjoy laying there getting great pleasure while having her kneel over me for a wonderful view.

[QUOTE=********;6311588]Thanks.

Working too hard I need to take a cruise to Vancouver soon. Yes most of the places on 99 are only handy operations. But the one stand alone house. I have recieved FS there my self. Not the spring chicken we all like. But attractive enough and nice body. I am usually not much into full service. I enjoy laying there getting great pleasure while having her kneel over me for a wonderful view.[/QUOTE]Sounds like conditions might be slightly improving in this area as most if not all places on or around HWY99 are grannies and HJs. I went to the "lone house" probably over a year ago now and it was terrible so I have never gone back. The girl at that time was probably one of the hottest I have ever seen at an AMP and was stoked about it, but she either couldn't speak any English or pretended she didn't understand. Her massage was virtually non existent and she just lightly rubbed your back with her finger tips with no teasing or anything. If she wanted more it was crazy pricing.

Is where you leave a room and they do not change the sheets before the next guy. I ran into this at the place on 1st and 164th in vancouver. Super hot girl. Great body. But it was like a revolving door. At least 5 guys came and went in fast order while I was there. Nice girl. But she is quite used and wanted to rush to the next customer. Yes we all like to feel special. But the bums rush to make more usually burns out. ALso its all a Handy no FS that I see. However my god she had a model body.

Has anyone ever notice that the time of day makes a differece in service, good or bad? Other than just wanting to have them without another customer coming.

I've only had the same service early or late. Late, in the room out of view of cameras, I have been asked to swith from 60 min to 30. Tired or other plans. Some shops will stay open until the $$ stops coming through the door. Just chatting. Thanks JJ.

[QUOTE=JjHoliday;6314460]Has anyone ever notice that the time of day makes a differece in service, good or bad? Other than just wanting to have them without another customer coming.[/QUOTE]It's my understanding that morning visits can be advantageous. Fewer customers-- walk-ins are usually accommodated, less chance of session being interrupted by other customers. Also less chance of being shorted on time. The ladies are often more accommodating and energetic earlier in day. Cleanliness is another plus. Being the first, or among the first customers of the day all but guarantees fresh sheets / towels / linens. (Just because the sheets / linens are supposed to be replaced between sessions doesn't necessarily mean it happens.) And consider the service provider herself, that she may have had her hands all over several people by day's end. How thoroughly does she wash / sanitize between customers?

There are always exceptions and variables, but mornings are often a safer bet. With walk-ins, especially, I would personally avoid the noon hour and 5/6:00 hours. AMPs often get a flush of customers at these times, which negatively impact service.

[QUOTE=JjHoliday;6314460]Has anyone ever notice that the time of day makes a differece in service, good or bad? Other than just wanting to have them without another customer coming.

I've only had the same service early or late. Late, in the room out of view of cameras, I have been asked to swith from 60 min to 30. Tired or other plans. Some shops will stay open until the $$ stops coming through the door. Just chatting. Thanks JJ.[/QUOTE]I'm weird as in I'll usually pass on getting a massage for the day if I'm not the first customer the masseuse has seen that day. I typically like to frequent the places that give good massages and I know these gals that put forth the effort get fatigued as the day goes on. There's also the chance that she is more clean than after being with you other big dick mongers if I catch her first thing in the morning, not to say her boyfriend didn't just get his before I came along. Ladies like Cici at House massage are ones that I definitely won't go to if I'm not the first because god only knows what you guys are leaving around in that one and I'm not wanting to wallow in any of that, but to reach his own, some dudes just don't care, like I said I'm weird.

Had an afternoon freed up recently after serving my jury duty time so used the time to cruise around.

Angel hall. Met Cindy and didn't see LaLa though Cindy was advertising her as being younger and pretty. She was pushy about having me stay but needing to pay the HF first for a session and to show LaLa. She probably thought I was holding out or something when I told her I needed to get cash first. Should have just showed her the 15 bucks I had on me at the time to shut her up. Decided to not come back with how pushy she was.

Purple 87 - New girl named Sunny. Didn't interest me, others may be interested.

[QUOTE===********;6311588]Thanks.

But the one stand alone house. I have recieved FS there my self. Not the spring chicken we all like. But attractive enough and nice body. I am usually not much into full service. I enjoy laying there getting great pleasure while having her kneel over me for a wonderful view.[/QUOTE]I was in the area so I stopped in. A semi attractive MILF greeted me and also introduced me to a skinny 30's provider. The menu was slightly expanded from my last visit a few months ago. This could possibly work for guys seeking basic service, I did not stay.

Greeted by an average looking semi chubby MILF. The shop and provider didn't do anything for me, I moved on.

After reading the preferred time of day people go out, I went to Asian Flower in Beaverton in the afternoon, (I actually like to go early too, just was being lazy today). I think this place changed owners recently because the number I first text had an out of state area code and is different than the one posted on the front of the building, maybe the owners / mama-sans, IDK. When I got there a 40 ish MILF jumped up from under the covers who was lying on a couch in the waiting area. She had a short tight-fitting low-cut dress that showed hella cleavage. She pointed to the room she wanted me to go to then asked how much time I wanted. I told her 30 and gave her 50. She took the money and left then returned as I was hanging my clothes on the hook on the back of the door. Personally I like getting undressed in front of a woman so I got hard right away and she saw this and then pinched my nipples. So then I laid down on my stomach and she asked, "you want boom-boom today" I wasn't really sure I heard her correctly so I just said yes, then she said "I give you masagee first" She did a combination of med-firm rubbing. Sometimes it was to hard and was painful but mostly it was a good massage. On the flip she asked again, "you want boom-boom'. I wasn't looking for boom-boom today, I asked how much she said 200, I said no. We continued to negotiate, usually I am not real good at this but I didn't take enough money so I kept saying no. She eventually went as low as 120 but I still said no so I eventually just told her HJ and DATY. She kept pushing for FS and I found out why, she took her panties off and laid down on her back and started stroking me, then she took her free hand and guided my hand to her nani and she was wet. Then she said go slow please, I did as she asked but after feeling that wetness, I could hardly wait to get down there. We changed positions a couple of times, and I ended up on my back with me breast feeding and getting HJ. Her looks were average, but her body was voluptuous. Nice firm round ass and a nice hand full of tits. This place is near my favorite PM place so I may return. Good massage, DATY, 69, HJ. 50/80. FS is on the menu. Babe seekers stay away, MILF lovers will like her.

Last week, I wandered into the spot by Napa in Tigard. Met a pre-granny named Lily. Interesting because she isn't listed on RM. I asked for 30 and was led to the room. 50 to the house. The clearly don't change sheets but do put a towel down for your junk. Settled for a topless standard finish but she said everything was on the menu. Face is a 5.

Saturday morning, the plan was to check out a few places in Vancouver. Walk in, see who's working, and leave. Started with Maple, which has some bad reviews. They had just opened for the day, and the parking lot was empty. When the woman walked out to greet me, my plans went out the window. She was likely mid 20's, pretty face, short, slim body. Opted for a half hour.

The massage was different, but it a good way. It was mostly her climbing on my back and using her body to massage me, all while covered in a towel. Towel came off and flipped about 10 minutes in, at which point she asked what I wanted. Went for CBJ, paid up front. After she took my money she asked "No boom boom? So that's on the table.

She got completely nude, and had very nice B / C cups. She was very talented. Lots of BLS, which I loved. I lasted probably 15 minutes.

I asked her name, but not really sure what she said. Makiki or something like that? One person walked in while I was there (mid BJ, she was making all kinds of noises that stopped at that point). Someone else came out to get them, so there are at least two girls working.

[QUOTE=DangerMan29;6318602]
I asked her name, but not really sure what she said. Makiki or something like that? One person walked in while I was there (mid BJ, she was making all kinds of noises that stopped at that point). Someone else came out to get them, so there are at least two girls working.[/QUOTE]How were the rates there?

[QUOTE=Sancho1999;6316133]After reading the preferred time of day people go out, I went to Asian Flower in Beaverton in the afternoon, (I actually like to go early too, just was being lazy today). I think this place changed owners recently because the number I first text had an out of state area code and is different than the one posted on the front of the building, maybe the owners / mama-sans, IDK. When I got there a 40 ish MILF jumped up from under the covers who was lying on a couch in the waiting area. She had a short tight-fitting low-cut dress that showed hella cleavage. She pointed to the room she wanted me to go to then asked how much time I wanted. I told her 30 and gave her 50. She took the money and left then returned as I was hanging my clothes on the hook on the back of the door. Personally I like getting undressed in front of a woman so I got hard right away and she saw this and then pinched my nipples. So then I laid down on my stomach and she asked, "you want boom-boom today" I wasn't really sure I heard her correctly so I just said yes, then she said "I give you masagee first" She did a combination of med-firm rubbing. Sometimes it was to hard and was painful but mostly it was a good massage. On the flip she asked again, "you want boom-boom'. I wasn't looking for boom-boom today, I asked how much she said 200, I said no. We continued to negotiate, usually I am not real good at this but I didn't take enough money so I kept saying no. She eventually went as low as 120 but I still said no so I eventually just told her HJ and DATY. She kept pushing for FS and I found out why, she took her panties off and laid down on her back and started stroking me, then she took her free hand and guided my hand to her nani and she was wet. Then she said go slow please, I did as she asked but after feeling that wetness, I could hardly wait to get down there. We changed positions a couple of times, and I ended up on my back with me breast feeding and getting HJ. Her looks were average, but her body was voluptuous. Nice firm round ass and a nice hand full of tits. This place is near my favorite PM place so I may return. Good massage, DATY, 69, HJ. 50/80. FS is on the menu. Babe seekers stay away, MILF lovers will like her.[/QUOTE]I must have gotten a different lady, though there were two ladies working when I was there midafternoon. I got a shorter one, mid-40's, I doubt it was your voluptuous lady. She also walked in when I was still getting undressed; no real issue for me, they've seen men before.

After the flip, we negotiated boom-boom (1. 6 since I'm used to them insisting on 2. 0, next time should haggle harder I guess), but then she threw me a curveball by insisting on me taking a shower first (showered the previous night, so I know it wasn't the smell); what was really weird was that she didn't have a bath towel in the room so she took me back in my birthday suit (other lady was still there and got an eyeful). Residential tub instead of table shower, definitely showing its age; it was a little chilly indoors, so shrinkage occurred to whatever chub I had beforehand afterward. After getting back to the room, events proceeded as I'd expect (CFS). She had applied gel at some point to her lady bits, so no natural lubrication like you had with yours. After doing the deed, we went our separate ways.

In your review, was a cover used or was it raw? I had some ladies at other shops that were open to that, but it was a drive to get there and the shops have since closed.

Hey all! I've tried to hit Serenity on Stark but every time I have gone by the lights seem to be off and the door is locked. Either I'm catching some bad luck or they're closed.

Can anyone confirm?

I will check as I am not too far away. I have visited that place quite a few times. But its always been only a handy place. Not much roaming or anything unless its changed. Will advise as soon as possible. The girls have always been nice with minimal upsell or none at all.

Not the best looking average. But super nice and attentive to making a good massage.

[QUOTE=Wagnerb;6320098]I must have gotten a different lady, though there were two ladies working when I was there midafternoon. I got a shorter one, mid-40's, I doubt it was your voluptuous lady. She also walked in when I was still getting undressed; no real issue for me, they've seen men before.

After the flip, we negotiated boom-boom (1. 6 since I'm used to them insisting on 2. 0, next time should haggle harder I guess), but then she threw me a curveball by insisting on me taking a shower first (showered the previous night, so I know it wasn't the smell); what was really weird was that she didn't have a bath towel in the room so she took me back in my birthday suit (other lady was still there and got an eyeful). Residential tub instead of table shower, definitely showing its age; it was a little chilly indoors, so shrinkage occurred to whatever chub I had beforehand afterward. After getting back to the room, events proceeded as I'd expect (CFS). She had applied gel at some point to her lady bits, so no natural lubrication like you had with yours. After doing the deed, we went our separate ways.

In your review, was a cover used or was it raw? I had some ladies at other shops that were open to that, but it was a drive to get there and the shops have since closed.[/QUOTE]When I lived in Hawaii there was several rub and tug places that didn't require you to shower and plenty of FS places that always had you shower first. They were well staffed so sometimes you would walk past another monger coming from or going to the shower but they always had robes. Good times, I miss that.

I saw another lady there, short thin lots of make-up had the Mama-San look. I just got a rub and tug but she clearly wanted me partake but I intentionally didn't take the $$ I text this place a few weeks ago inquiring about services then I got a couple of texts from them prior to going there. I will hit it again eventually.

I was greeted by a fun, friendly, petite MILF. Average massage and after the flip she went into GPS mode. I laughed at her and I opted for massage only. Might be for someone seeking basic service only. I will not return.

Hi sorry I am not familiar with that one.

Thanks.

[QUOTE==********;6321897]Hi sorry I am not familiar with that one.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Golden Pussy $yndrome.

Its open drove by at 4 45 today. Flashing open sign and massage sign is on. Looked like lights were on also. I did not go in or stop by. Not enough time.

Didn't partake but there was a beautiful young lady there. Big tits and tiny waist. Short dress with plenty of cleavage and legs. She had a good attitude. Worth a return visit. O over on Halsey near 112 ish also had a really stunning girl. She had on too much clothes but she was young and had a killer body.

Where should I go for above average massage and great tease. PM or reply back.

Thanks.

Winter is harder on the girls. I love when I find a girl with a short dress on. Not the tight jeans where you use lube to get them on. As such. I usually have a great time at any place where the girl is wearing a loose fitting sun dress. Age does not matter as much as the sun dress or short easy off and on outfit. Thanks for the tips. Last place I visited was a stream of guys. So you might have to let it die down before you visit. The girl was saying I refund you for 30 min instead of what I paid for an hour. She was just a Wack them off and next guy. Trying to get thru as many as she could. I do like to think they try to make me feel special. LOL not just another yanker.

[QUOTE=BlueSpoof;6320884]Hey all! I've tried to hit Serenity on Stark but every time I have gone by the lights seem to be off and the door is locked. Either I'm catching some bad luck or they're closed.

Can anyone confirm?[/QUOTE]Use the back entrance and ring the bell or call.

Went into Maple for a half hour. Meet good looking girl dress with nice cleavage. Great massage. 150 f / s great CBJ. Tight body, said her name was Sofia. Original for a girl from Bejing. Wanted 2 for Daty. Really? That's something you might like. LOL! Another girl there. Sorry for the lurker who came in just checking things out we were busy. My honest opinion. It's in too public business place. It will probably go soon. Outside businesses were looking at us when going in. Good luck.

Arrived on time showered and ready. Girl kinda old and short hair very thin body wise. Rushed me to my room, got undressed in front of her. I tried to lay down on my front and she said "no massage" told me straight up HJ or CBJ only. I said I want massage and she said no, not tonight. So whatever agreed on CBJ 70 bucks. The whole time she was squeezing it very hard and drooling all over the place and asking. Are you almost cum? Not fun. When we got done she tried to charge me for the massage too?? I said No! There was no massage. She kept trying to ask for more money but I held my ground till she finally gave up. I won't be coming back. I don't recommend this place.