The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Chris5;2854485]He or SHE will never use there REAL user handle. Easy to hide behind FAKE handles.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Hey there Mr. Brains, when its poccessive its " their ", get it?

[QUOTE=Admin2;2840816][BLUE]This is in blue, it's the official position of the forum.

If you post and somebody puts you on flame

1. Report the post and if they are indeed flaming you I will smack them.

2. Add them to your ignore list, problem solved, you don't ever have to see their posts again. I have hundreds of guys on my ignore list on my personal account.

3. Find more pussy.

All of the guys that say "I don't post my finds because of X" are looking for a reason to complain and in the end are hurting themselves because we give them a simple and effective way to deal with it.

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[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2855006]Hey there Mr. Brains, when its poccessive its " their ", get it?[/QUOTE]I like what your doing but it's 'possessive'.

[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2855006]Hey there Mr. Brains, when its poccessive its " their ", get it?[/QUOTE]You misspelled word's you fucking retard. When criticizing my posts, at least learn how to spell asshole.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2855032]I like what your doing but it's 'possessive'.[/QUOTE]I like what YOU'RE doing, sir.

Too funny.

[QUOTE=MosinNagant;2855062]I like what YOU'RE doing, sir.

Too funny.[/QUOTE]Or whatever your name is. Who the fuck invited you into the RAT TRAP? Go the fuck away.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2855084]Not a creeper yet can recite a PoDunk town lmao. Creeper at it's best.

Swags.[/QUOTE]You are old woman. You defend that pos chris, old hag.

[QUOTE=DreamForever;2855473]You are old woman. You defend that pos chris, old hag.[/QUOTE]Listen you nasty cum rag, Swags will eat you up and spit you out beitch! Swags is the wrong one for you to try and troll.

Keep it up and I swear I will call immigration on you and get you fucking deportation. LOL.

Chris5.

This is my 1st post and was not sure where to post this question. I am an experienced driver for any of the lovely ladies in need of a safe and trustworthy driver. I have references available upon request.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2855583]You must of went to that very special elite school for the "Stuck on Stupid" brain busters. Jeez what a moron.
Swags.[/QUOTE]I am guessing in YOUR school instead of "must of went" they taught you to articulate this as "must have gone" and, yeah, there are a couple of rules you broke.

The Rat Trap of speaking English good rides on. I imagine that sentence caused a few to laugh and now many to wonder why they laughed.

C3.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2855609]I actually was defending what I had already stated. You are really a moron. I don't even know why I just wasted one minute of my valuable time on you.

Swags.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2855583]You must of went to that very special elite school for the "Stuck on Stupid" brain busters. Actually he replied to me post in defense and I chimed in reflecting on my post. Jeez what a moron.

[URL]https://youtu.be/J9W4i4PRo-A[/URL]

Swags.[/QUOTE]Dreamforever aka Adrianna is a low life cum rag who hates me because her drugged out stripper girlfriend got fucked up the ass by me! Her girlfriend is a drug addict who is hooked on every drug out there. An ex stripper who got fired for sucking off customers in the VIP rooms. She used to hang out at one of my trap house's on the trail begging for drug's. Me being the kind gentleman that I am, offered to help her out if she would suck and fuck my dick on MY command!! She happily agreed! Adrianna is the jealous girlfriend who was trying to SAVE her! LOL! One of those captain SAVE a hos. Then one day at the TRAP house I was doing a dream with her girlfriend, in which I was actually had my dick right up her tight asshole, and Adrianna comes through the bedroom door. I guess she thought I would stop and take my dick out of her girlfriend's asshole but I didn't! I fucking told her ass to get the fuck out of the room and my homeboy came in the room and "assisted" her out the room. Adrianna was crying and went crazy. Funny thing is her girlfriend was moaning loudly while my dick was up her ass, so I just figured she was enjoying it. LOL! That beitch made a deal with me and I wasn't letting my dick out of her til I nutted. Oh well!

Adrianna took her girlfriend and moved out of Florida.

Adrianna when are me and you going to fuck? You got an ugly face but you also have a nice spinner body. Come to Orlando and get this big dick baby.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2855609]I actually was defending what I had already stated. You are really a moron. I don't even know why I just wasted one minute of my valuable time on you.

Swags.[/QUOTE]What kind of name swaganna? You old hag you the moron. My girlfriend pussy better then your entire ugly body. Old hag.

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Time for you to go

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[QUOTE=Swaganna;2856858]I "went" to Oviedo. I guess you "gone" somewhere else?

Swags.[/QUOTE]Daughter,

You made two errors. One was an error in your choice of a word and the other was a misuse of tense. In your statement "should of went" the use of the word "of" is not only incorrect but nonsensical. The correct word to use is "have. " Then, you selected the past tense when the past participle would have been the correct choice. "Should have gone" would have been the correct choice and use of words.

I then wrote a little phrase that also had two grammatical errors in it. Let's play a little game. Can you tell the class what they might have been?

What school I went to does not matter. Transformational grammar is taught starting in the 7th grade so you can drop out of school in the 9th grade and still speak English good. The USA is the country you should speak proper English in.

So, I made two grammatical errors in that last paragraph. Can you tell us what they were?

C3.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2856934]It was a fucking sarcastic post, one in which I'm asuuming went over your head.

Swags.[/QUOTE]Why are you wasting your valuable time on the asshole camera3? He has clearly been off his medications this week.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=BelleRophon1;2855792]This is my 1st post and was not sure where to post this question. I am an experienced driver for any of the lovely ladies in need of a safe and trustworthy driver. I have references available upon request.[/QUOTE]Now you say you are a driver? What exactly do you offer to the ladies you drive? What is your compensation if you don't mind me asking.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2857276]Now you say you are a driver? What exactly do you offer to the ladies you drive? What is your compensation if you don't mind me asking.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]YES!, he does mind you asking, its none of your fuckin' business.

[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2857776]YES!, he does mind you asking, its none of your fuckin' business.[/QUOTE]LOL! Why all the hostility asshole? I'm just asking a question.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2857276]Now you say you are a driver? What exactly do you offer to the ladies you drive? What is your compensation if you don't mind me asking.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]I offer safe and reliable services for escorts doing outcalls. My fee is normally a flat rate of 100 a night. I pay for my own gas and maintenance of my late model air conditioning vehicle. I am a strong advocate of terrific customer service. I am looking for new client's.

[QUOTE=BelleRophon1;2858487]I offer safe and reliable services for escorts doing outcalls. My fee is normally a flat rate of 100 a night. I pay for my own gas and maintenance of my late model air conditioning vehicle. I am a strong advocate of terrific customer service. I am looking for new client's.[/QUOTE]You really put a target on your back in this way. Should one of your clients unexpectedly fall into a sting, you the driver, will be suspected as being a pimp and will be arrested on the spot. Driver=pimp; this is not necessarily my view but how it will be perceived. Of course we are all free to make our own decisions in life.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2856900]Daughter,

I then wrote a little phrase that also had two grammatical errors in it. Let's play a little game. Can you tell the class what they might have been?

What school I went to does not matter. Transformational grammar is taught starting in the 7th grade so you can drop out of school in the 9th grade and still speak English good. The USA is the country you should speak proper English in.

So, I made two grammatical errors in that last paragraph. Can you tell us what they were?

C3.[/QUOTE]1. Starting 'from'.

2. still speak 'good' English.

Am I right or am I right?

[QUOTE=Camera3;2856900]Daughter,

You made two errors. One was an error in your choice of a word and the other was a misuse of tense. In your statement "should of went" the use of the word "of" is not only incorrect but nonsensical. The correct word to use is "have. " Then, you selected the past tense when the past participle would have been the correct choice. "Should have gone" would have been the correct choice and use of words.

I then wrote a little phrase that also had two grammatical errors in it. Let's play a little game. Can you tell the class what they might have been?

What school I went to does not matter. Transformational grammar is taught starting in the 7th grade so you can drop out of school in the 9th grade and still speak English good. The USA is the country you should speak proper English in.

So, I made two grammatical errors in that last paragraph. Can you tell us what they were?

C3.[/QUOTE]Believe second sentence should end with "well" instead of "good", and third sentence should end after "English" -- I. E. , delete "in".

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2860909]Believe second sentence should end with "well" instead of "good", and third sentence should end after "English" -- I. E. , delete "in".[/QUOTE]YragFag I thought you were fucking dead you cocksucking low life piece of fucking shit! You remind me of the toilet paper I wipe my ass with after taking a HUGE shit! Dirty paper that immediately gets flushed down the toilet!! No one misses you here asshole! Take your GAY, faggot, cocksucking skills the fuck out of the RAT TRAP!

I hope you burn in hell asswipe!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2857776]YES!, he does mind you asking, its none of your fuckin' business.[/QUOTE]Your intense bro! Were you the road rage driver I encountered the other day? Save the passion for the girls brother!!

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;2860437]1. Starting 'from'.

2. still speak 'good' English.

Am I right or am I right?[/QUOTE]You got it! Ending the sentence with a preposition and ending a sentence with an adjective (the adjective "good" when the adverb "well" is what should be used).

C3.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2860909]Believe second sentence should end with "well" instead of "good", and third sentence should end after "English" -- I. E. , delete "in".[/QUOTE]Corectomundo!

C3.

[QUOTE=BelleRophon1;2858487]I offer safe and reliable services for escorts doing outcalls. My fee is normally a flat rate of 100 a night. I pay for my own gas and maintenance of my late model air conditioning vehicle. I am a strong advocate of terrific customer service. I am looking for new client's.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jackt2;2860392]You really put a target on your back in this way. Should one of your clients unexpectedly fall into a sting, you the driver, will be suspected as being a pimp and will be arrested on the spot. Driver=pimp; this is not necessarily my view but how it will be perceived. Of course we are all free to make our own decisions in life.[/QUOTE]You only charge a 100 coins a night? Are you fucking crazy? What about your time, gas, car maintenance, LEO risk, problems with clients, must needed muscle for problem clients, non stop visits to the candy man for her drug addiction and so on and so on! You are getting ripped OFF! You should be taking at minimum 50 to 60 percent of every call she does!! You have the hard job! Not her! All she has to do is spread her legs and suck a dick. You're taking all the risk!!

Chris5.

[B]A Moment of Silence Please[/B]

[QUOTE=Chris5]Or whatever your name is. Who the fuck invited you into the RAT TRAP? Go the fuck away.

Chris5.
[/QUOTE]First, since when do an invitation be needed to enter the Trap, you jizz-tongue devil you?

And next, I think Admin be the only dude who can tell folk to go away, you jizz-tongue devil you!

So you don't like him being here, you just got to put him on 'ignore', you jizz-tongue devil you.

Chriss, it amaze me how much you always talk shit with your mouth full of little twinkie-boy balls and dicks!

AND NOW ON TO SOME SERIOUS BUSINESS:

A Moment of Silence Please.

Please take break from what ever you doing today and observe a brief moment of silence in honor of Chriss' Number 1 Twinkie Boy who were layed to rest today.

Ol Chriss won't be sucking the cream filling out that twinkie-boy any more.

May he rest in peace now that Chris aint sucking his dick every 5 minutes!

Lmfao!

What a putz-pussy twinkie-boy jizz-tongue idiot that Chriss be!

[QUOTE=Chris5]
YragFag I thought you were fucking dead you cocksucking low life piece of fucking shit! You remind me of the toilet paper I wipe my ass with after taking a HUGE shit! Dirty paper that immediately gets flushed down the toilet!! No one misses you here asshole! Take your GAY, faggot, cocksucking skills the fuck out of the RAT TRAP!

I hope you burn in hell asswipe!

Chris5. [/QUOTE]Geez Sissy, from where is all this hostility coming? You are just about the saddest, most pathetic IDIOT in the Rat Trap.

Yeah, I was hiding out. I don't really like coming to the Rat Trap anymore because every time I do, you want to suck my cock.

ROTFLOL!

This is my last response to you Chrissy. You're just not worth my time.

[QUOTE=EatHerAssOut;2861139]Your intense bro! Were you the road rage driver I encountered the other day? Save the passion for the girls brother!![/QUOTE]It probably was his scary ass. This monger has anger issues and definitely is NOT a fan of Chris5.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2861442]Geez Sissy, from where is all this hostility coming? You are just about the saddest, most pathetic IDIOT in the Rat Trap.

Yeah, I was hiding out. I don't really like coming to the Rat Trap anymore because every time I do, you want to suck my cock.

ROTFLOL!

This is my last response to you Chrissy. You're just not worth my time.[/QUOTE]Run away you faggot ass coward.

Chris5.

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LOL.

TrailHunter.

The street walker thread continues to be the most popular thread on the Orlando Board, unfortunately we have more and more newbies on our thread that are very lazy and feel they are entitled to all intel and digits. The Whining and complaining must stop. This shows me personally how lazy and stupid you motherfuckers really are! I personally get private messages all the time from you clowns begging me for Intel and digits and asking me all type of DUMB ass questions. Now for the most part I completely ignore all messages sent to me. I will not be taken advantage of for my talent and skills by you lazy unworthy cocksuckers. For those of you that choose not to want to communicate with me, FINE!! Kiss my ass!

Chris5.