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[QUOTE=Pmanhere;5444845]Did you by any chance cum those 3 liters of cum inside of her? Is she BBFS friendly?[/QUOTE]No, she is not BBFS.

[QUOTE=Pmanhere;5444845]Did you by any chance cum those 3 liters of cum inside of her? Is she BBFS friendly?[/QUOTE]She was also known as jolie amour, then kashmere. From the reviews I re-read, it is just massage with active contact. She does not even blow you, but teases it.

I do not recall ever seeing FS be on the menu.

She does play led zeppelin if that is your thing. So none of the enya shit.

She was well liked because I think it was 120 for a full hour of hand to gland and the massage was minimal and there was no rush.

I am thinking of going back because the Russian was so fun, but I just recall her body and her tats making me feel like I just ate 75 Nathan's hot dogs in an eating competition and was invited to a curry dinner. I was just kind of sickened by that image, and that was 12 years ago when her body was just about to go into the abyss.

[QUOTE=SmallWeinerGuy;5442722]The relevant questions are:

1. do you like Asian chicks?

2. are you willing to shell out for a humaniplex account?

Honestly the scene in LA isn't great.

Korean agencies are probably the best value but you are dealing with bait and switch providers who have crappy English and you are probably contributing to human trafficking. Some indies are good but quality and services are a crapshoot, and LA is full of GPS. The most unique thing about SoCal is you can bang porn stars if you're willing to part with $500-1500 and submit to lots of prescreening.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. Much appreciate it. Skinny / Fit Asian, White, or Latino are preferred. So, any legit recommendations would be great (if any). In the meantime, I'll think about possibly taking advantage of unique SoCal's porn if I feel like shelling an avg of $1,000. Again, thanks.

[QUOTE=LordByron222;5444591]Texted with her:

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/california/los-angeles/female-escorts/1679559[/URL]

Looked too good to be true. Texts were short, offered qv greek for 1. 2 (what? It's that scene from Reservoir Dogs, I should listened to my gut, but if it's real, then it's tie stick.

So I decided to get close, check it out. Drove to a street near airport, looked like kinda nice government funded housing kinda thing. The front door locked, had codes, so she had to come down and let me in.

Dudes are going in and out, I'm just standing there, starting to freak out. This can't be where they do a sting, right? No fucking way. But the longer she takes, the more my brain is screaming 'Get the fuck out of here".

So I did. She was calling and texting me before I even got the car going. "Come back baby, WTF? I'll make it worth your while" I was only on the 405 before I wrote back "Sorry. ".

Tried to get Heather Harlot to wrestle me and calm my nerves but she's not picking up rn.

I bet it was fine, but fuck it, better safe than sorry.[/QUOTE]If it doesn't feel right don't do it. That gut feeling has saved my ass so many times.

I was just wondering if anyone has seen Naughty Nahla?! I saw that she went to Vegas recently, is she back? Any luck with her? She's smoking hot!!

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/naughtyynahla[/URL]

[QUOTE=TheLoneBoy;5445499]I was just wondering if anyone has seen Naughty Nahla?! I saw that she went to Vegas recently, is she back? Any luck with her? She's smoking hot!!

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/naughtyynahla[/URL][/QUOTE]This is classic retail overpricing. This girl has more means of selling her pussy than certain occupants of the naval observatory. She has worse tattoos than a grandma at a hell's angel convention. She is obviously pimped. And her ass looks like 50 pounds of chewed bubble gum.

The rate for this piece of heaven? 500 dollars an hour.

You might be shilling to the wrong crowd.

The title is the verse when Moses is amazed that the Bush does not burn up.

[URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/128470[/URL]

This one was in Santa Monica like in the early 2000's. She went by cloud nine.

Had a nice body and was in that small apartment by the beach.

She then kind of vagabonded all fucken over.

She is now in this house in the middle of nowhere Chatsworth and she has put on so much weight you wonder if she could survive the coof.

The pics are ancient.

I will say she has the thickest Bush I have ever seen. You could knit a fucken quilt.

It is 200 and it is a miserable handjob.

[URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/234452[/URL]

At least this one admits she is a total drunk. She will give you extree if you bring her vodka.

She no longer shows body pictures as she got flamed on the other site for having as much flab as a blue whale.

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[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5445807]The title is the verse when Moses is amazed that the Bush does not burn up.

[URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/128470[/URL]

This one was in Santa Monica like in the early 2000's. She went by cloud nine.

Had a nice body and was in that small apartment by the beach.

She then kind of vagabonded all fucken over.

She is now in this house in the middle of nowhere Chatsworth and she has put on so much weight you wonder if she could survive the coof.

The pics are ancient.

I will say she has the thickest Bush I have ever seen. You could knit a fucken quilt.

It is 200 and it is a miserable handjob.[/QUOTE]Wow, she looks so good in those pics.

[QUOTE=JoePike;5446309]Wow, she looks so good in those pics.[/QUOTE]She was cloud 9 on ***********z, which was the original version of the human garage sale.

At that time, she probably was mid 30's and had these kind of cute dogs in this very small apartment at the beach.

She was very good about pumping you off twice, and let you touch her ass but not more. I think it was 160, and maybe 120 for just one corking.

As the dogs got older and fucken died, so did she get fatter and more unpleasant.

I think she took some time off to go on an all Cinnabon diet.

She is pretty nasty now. But I have to say that Bush of hers, fucken thing looks like you could drive a Toyota tundra through it.

[QUOTE=Flytoeat;5445069]Thanks for the info. Much appreciate it. Skinny / Fit Asian, White, or Latino are preferred. So, any legit recommendations would be great (if any). In the meantime, I'll think about possibly taking advantage of unique SoCal's porn if I feel like shelling an avg of $1,000. Again, thanks.[/QUOTE]Humaniplex and tryst are the best resources for indies who won't scam you, but tryst women you're looking at 500 to bang a 6 and Humaniplex has membership fees and a dumbass social credit system.

Since you listed Asian women first you could just use a k girl agency. This forum has lots of reviews on those.

Temple of bliss needs to get some of the old skinny gals back.

[URL]https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/rose-gold/[/URL]

This one looks like she is about to shit a load that would topple a condo complex.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5446681]Temple of bliss needs to get some of the old skinny gals back.

[URL]https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/rose-gold/[/URL]

This one looks like she is about to shit a load that would topple a condo complex.[/QUOTE]I think she just finished eating everything in those bowls.

OUCH. I remembered when they started in Echo Park area and it was a nice little place and it was 200 for it. I saw a green eyed girl that gave me a HJ & Russian. Then I saw them creep up in price and lessen talent as they moved west. Everything about the old days was better. Ha ha.

My 2 worthless Zimbabwean dollars.

DGL.

[QUOTE=Llak1;5444088]Does anyone have any experience with this lady?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/64464871[/URL][/QUOTE]She appears to be in samo and looks beat up and those tit tattoos are hair raising I would not even bother.