Strip Club Reports

Well, in that case I stand corrected. If you find what you like for what you are willing to spend then you are set. I may just be too picky. Monger on bro!

MBS.

[QUOTE=BlackHammer;1992832]I like slim chocolate chicks, and the places that I mentioned have exactly what I am looking for. I'm an unabashed cheapskate and I don't pay over certain amount, takeout, tips for dancers, and drinks included. I treat the block or any club like buying a car, I simply like to see what I like and haggle on the price to get what I want.[/QUOTE]

Can anyone tell me the business hours for EI?

Thinking of going there during the lunch hour, not sure how early they will open.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=JayHunt;1993354]Can anyone tell me the business hours for EI?

Thinking of going there during the lunch hour, not sure how early they will open.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]They open at 1:00.

[QUOTE=Chuppi;1993485]They open at 1:00.[/QUOTE]Thank you very much.

Anybody with cred going up to the spot today? EI.

This video represents a day at the "office" Its a little old but seems like last week. MDC.

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5myALsXUXI[/URL]

[QUOTE=Chuppi;1993041]One girl outside the club cussing out a man over something you didn't know made you leave, questioning all the girls at the club? Why did you take it personally?[/QUOTE]My friend I did not take anything personally. If you cannot correlate the girl cursing with wild reckless abandon and why I decided to not to enter the club, then ask someone other than I to explain it to you.

Propilot-Always check your six.

Was in the EI on Friday after not going since last year. Saw some new faces which was a good thing. After a dare from X, settled on an lsland girl and had the time of my life. Also ran into a lurker from the guide, so shouts out to him. If you were in the club then you saw me. I am starting to see some sloppy posts about the EI. Be careful what you say or do as they need to stay under the radar. What happens in the EI stays in the EI.

[QUOTE=Propilot;1998514]My friend I did not take anything personally. If you cannot correlate the girl cursing with wild reckless abandon and why I decided to not to enter the club, then ask someone other than I to explain it to you.

Propilot-Always check your six.[/QUOTE]You were going into a black strip club in the hood.

If I didn"t see some girl cussing her old man / boyfriend out that"s when I worry.

As much as I have frequented EI I have never had any trouble.

[B][u]OM78[/b][/u] ----> [b][u]He Looked, he Listened & he Pounced![/B][/u]
[QUOTE=OriginalMan78;1998539]After a dare from X, settled on an lsland girl and had the time of my life.[/QUOTE][B]Un-muthafuckin-believable; a once in a lifetime E.I. [u]offer![/u][/B]

You scared me for a minute, thought I was gonna have to paint a yellow brick road for you. [b]LoL[/b]
True to monger form . . . . the rest is his-story.

Man Oh man, you just don't know; had you passed up that offer. . . . .
[b]Yea, it was like a smorgasbord in that place.[/b]




[B]X[/B] . . . [B]Only @ the E.I.[/B]

[QUOTE=MidnightMajic;1998563]You were going into a black strip club in the hood.

If I didn"t see some girl cussing her old man / boyfriend out that"s when I worry.

As much as I have frequented EI I have never had any trouble.[/QUOTE]If that's the way you like to roll dude, then have at it. If I see possible trouble about to jump off, then I am in the wind. I've seen too much shit go downhill real quick. Now let's end this discussion about this topic before our posts are deleted. You feel me?

Propilot-Always check your six.

[QUOTE=OriginalMan78;1998539]I am starting to see some sloppy posts about the EI. Be careful what you say or do as they need to stay under the radar. What happens in the EI stays in the EI.[/QUOTE]You ain't lying on that one, OM 78.

Gentlemen,

I went to E.I last week and wasn't disappointed. I had a great time and got a few numbers.

Question.

What's the best place to meet up with the girls outside the club?

Anyone know of a discounted spot?

I'm probably going to get a room at one of the nearby hotels but wondered if there was a better option. Hotels are an expense I'd prefer to avoid.

Drkrider.

Use Hotwire or Priceline, go to the section showing hotel prices where they don't list the name of the hotel. In the Upper Marlboro, Largo, Greenbelt area, you can sometimes get a 2.5 star hotel for under $60.

[QUOTE=Drkrider;2001273]Gentlemen,

I went to E.I last week and wasn't disappointed. I had a great time and got a few numbers.

Question.

What's the best place to meet up with the girls outside the club?

Anyone know of a discounted spot?

I'm probably going to get a room at one of the nearby hotels but wondered if there was a better option. Hotels are an expense I'd prefer to avoid.

Drkrider.[/QUOTE]

Damn! Not going to post extreme details but just got back from a 4 hour visit. Place had the most girls I ever seen in there today. 2 white girls too. Batman on the beats.

Place was getting packed, but tonight they having a party for one of the management / owners who I will not mention here. Going to do dances on one side and standing room only on the other side tonight. Put up decorations and all. Plus some rapper from ATL and a few locals performing tonight. Probably going to be off the hook. They won me back over after my visit today for sure. Picked up the buy 3 get 1 free BBQ special on the way back. Pretty good. PM if you want to know more.

Oh yeah, watch out for the chick Cocoa. She tried to pull the wool over the boys eyes but seen right thru her. She was kinda cute minus that whack lipstick.

What a visit. I haven't felt that good about dropping that kind of money in a long time. Was there for three hours. If I had spent that much time in Baltimore, I would be geting a HELO to pay that off. Fantastic mileage. Anyway, let me take JADA off the no fly list. Sometime when you come from another area, you need a slight attitude ajustment to fit in with "gorgeous -- prince georges". She has more than made up for the initial "misunderstanding".

Secondly, Miss "stick and move" came out and said they broke all records for Friday night (is this the olympics? They had seventy three (73) girls Friday night! I asked my new ATF if that was true, she said yes. But they had a DJ. She said its harder to make money when they have a DJ. Why-- because the records are shorter. I usually leave before the DJ.

Let me give a shout out to the cross over crowd. The word is getting out. Both ways (ladies and gentlemen).

I have been getting a lot of text message for offsite office parties. I am flattered that they would ask an "older" guy like me to show up. But I would end up bringing "gin and juice".

Met a new girl from Tennesse. I tell you they are starting to come from the world over. She was an ex-marine and she did a boot camp on my lap. Not a tense muscle left in my body.

Just remember "what happens in the EI stays in the EI".

BTW- I will be travelling to the Melbourne / Space Coast, Florida this week on business. If any seniors have suggestions of what to try.PM me. I will be back in time for Valentines day to take care of EI, etc... MDC.

I was there too and I remember her saying 78 girls on Friday... Anyhow Saturday started a little slow at 3 pm but by 5 pm the place was full... I was thinking that there were probably more patrons at EI on that moment 5 pm Saturday then in all the clubs on the Block in Baltimore..

Also the comment about the girl whose butt was rather large and not glued to the seat was kinda funny... That was part of miss "stick and move" speech about if "you aren't with a customer then get your butt up and get on the dance floor".

I be back soon..EI is fun.

[QUOTE=MdCurious2;2004864]What a visit. I haven't felt that good about dropping that kind of money in a long time. Was there for three hours. If I had spent that much time in Baltimore, I would be geting a HELO to pay that off. Fantastic mileage. Anyway, let me take JADA off the no fly list. Sometime when you come from another area, you need a slight attitude ajustment to fit in with "gorgeous -- prince georges". She has more than made up for the initial "misunderstanding".

Secondly, Miss "stick and move" came out and said they broke all records for Friday night (is this the olympics? They had seventy three (73) girls Friday night! I asked my new ATF if that was true, she said yes. But they had a DJ. She said its harder to make money when they have a DJ. Why-- because the records are shorter. I usually leave before the DJ.

Let me give a shout out to the cross over crowd. The word is getting out. Both ways (ladies and gentlemen).

I have been getting a lot of text message for offsite office parties. I am flattered that they would ask an "older" guy like me to show up. But I would end up bringing "gin and juice".

Met a new girl from Tennesse. I tell you they are starting to come from the world over. She was an ex-marine and she did a boot camp on my lap. Not a tense muscle left in my body.

Just remember "what happens in the EI stays in the EI".

BTW- I will be travelling to the Melbourne / Space Coast, Florida this week on business. If any seniors have suggestions of what to try.PM me. I will be back in time for Valentines day to take care of EI, etc... MDC.[/QUOTE]

73 girls on Friday? Wow! Sounds good. I need to be more strategic about my visits. I will shoot for first week of the month now. Bill paying time seems to work well.

[QUOTE=Paesano63;2005233]I was there too and I remember her saying 78 girls on Friday... Anyhow Saturday started a little slow at 3 pm but by 5 pm the place was full... I was thinking that there were probably more patrons at EI on that moment 5 pm Saturday then in all the clubs on the Block in Baltimore..

Also the comment about the girl whose butt was rather large and not glued to the seat was kinda funny... That was part of miss "stick and move" speech about if "you aren't with a customer then get your butt up and get on the dance floor".

I be back soon..EI is fun.[/QUOTE]Just got back from Florida. No action in Orlando...what a bust. There's no place like EI. Any way 73/78 does it really matter.LOL. Thats a lot of twerking. I think one of the girls miss stick and move was talking about , was the the girl on my lap. She had been there almost an hour. This new girl said if I had not gotten a dance from her, she would have danced for me for free. Must be the cologne. Sometimes girls park in my lap, then work it out on the backend. Do I look like I am complaining.. MDC.

[QUOTE=MdCurious2;2007229]Just got back from Florida. No action in Orlando...what a bust. There's no place like EI. .[/QUOTE]Felt the same way in Daytona Beach last Fall.

Oh, and do your thing at EI, bro. Better them than you (complaining, that is).

[QUOTE=Phatassluva;2005350]73 girls on Friday? Wow! Sounds good. I need to be more strategic about my visits. I will shoot for first week of the month now. Bill paying time seems to work well.[/QUOTE]73 girls? Kinda hard to imagine, given how small the place is. I don't really like that kind of volume. I prefer the weekdays, but I'm seeing a dropoff in quality during those times.

Reminds me of the old Irvings days when they were on Ritchie Road. Dudes roll in 8 deep, cars up and down the street, no seats, and you get a dance right where you're standing because the crowd is so thick. (Remember how they would charge you $3.00 just to get an chair--fuckin' douchebags!

I'll have to do better to time out my visits too. The last time I went (9:00 pm on a Thursday) the place was kinda dead. I always great dances from "Coco" (I think that's her name) but she's always funky.

I haven't seen any latin girls working there yet -- I figured they'd be at Fuego. I see a white girl or two, but they always look like they took a wrong turn down the Twilight Zone and just ended up there.

[QUOTE=MdCurious2;2007229]Just got back from Florida. No action in Orlando...what a bust. There's no place like EI. Any way 73/78 does it really matter.LOL. Thats a lot of twerking. I think one of the girls miss stick and move was talking about , was the the girl on my lap. She had been there almost an hour. This new girl said if I had not gotten a dance from her, she would have danced for me for free. Must be the cologne. Sometimes girls park in my lap, then work it out on the backend. Do I look like I am complaining.. MDC.[/QUOTE]I was disappointed in Orlando too. I think a good street to try is Orange Blossom Trail. You'll find a lot of strip clubs there. But I think it's still mostly pasties and bikini bottoms. It's a family environment, so you won't see anything too raunchy.

However you should try the Tampa (airport vicinity) or Miami areas for good looking strippers. Tampa, the girls are little more regular looking. They have strip clubs where they dance nude, but for a nude lapdance the dancers have more liberty to negotiate what they think they can get from you. From having a relative work in that area years ago, there is takeout to be had for $$, 420, and other things.

I've never seen so many cookie-cutter fine ass strippers than in Miami. Takeout is much harder, IMHO.

[QUOTE=Utwogood;2011564]

I've never seen so many cookie-cutter fine ass strippers than in Miami. Takeout is much harder, IMHO.[/QUOTE]Yeah Miami got some dimes. The city is Not as wide open as it used to be but still a good time.

[QUOTE=Utwogood;2011554]7I haven't seen any latin girls working there yet -- I figured they'd be at Fuego. [/QUOTE]Check it out on the weekends, day shift.

Well, that was interesting. Some tips for first timers from my point first visit.

The entrance is on the side of the building (right hand if you're facing it). I'm not sure if there are other entrances. Its a $12 cover. The entrance to the left, is not an entrance. Its where you walk-in to order food (versus drive through).

Its weird, as you walk-in there is a bar and that's' it. You have to go through the little bar into another bar area. Right, weird? Pool table in that room You pay the cover there and go through the single swinging door into the club.

The club ares kind of threw me, as its pretty sparse. The chairs they use are 90% regular chairs that look they came from a hotel meeting room from the 80's. Metal backing with cloth center, and no arm rests. I guess I was expecting couches or something, but nope. So be prepared to be sitting on something that's pretty uncomfortable A few chairs with armrests, but that's about it.

Traffic was pretty light so parked across the street. No issues, no problem crossing the street.

Food is pretty mediocre, will do in a pinch and if you're starving. You get it outside the club, but can bring it inside. Otherwise, the McDonalds up the road would be better IMHO On that note, no problem bringing in food or my own water bottle. YMMV.

Overall good time had by all. Recommend Amber, she's pretty sweet and accommodating. Guys you have to be a little on the forward side to get better mileage. IMO, I think that you can tell what ind of service you get by what the girl is wearing on the bottom. I figured one didn't want her top touched because she had a toni of necklaces on preventing you from getting too lose to the top. That being noted, be a little more aggressive than normal to see if extras are available. E.

Finally, yes, I agree best money for the value I've ever spent in a club. Ever. Started off pretty slow, but got better and better as more girls arrived. I had a dance from every girl that was available to start, and that seemed to get me more dances and not ignored. All shapes and sizes, so if you don't see something you like, another girls appear.

PRO-TIP: 1) Wear earplugs, its freaking loud. 2) Make sure to have a few fives handy so you can start right away. You can get change later. 3) VIP room is good, first time I think I've ever visited a club and VIP worked as it should - giving you some privacy.

I used to frequent this area (or near enough to drive if you're an addict like me) many years ago. I started hitting D12 (Now En Fuego) and then moved to Sinsations. I will be in the area on a Tuesday night and am trying to decide between Sinsations and Ebony Inn. Would be there around 9 PM. Any recommendations are appreciated.

[QUOTE=Arobins;2020663]I used to frequent this area (or near enough to drive if you're an addict like me) many years ago. I started hitting D12 (Now En Fuego) and then moved to Sinsations. I will be in the area on a Tuesday night and am trying to decide between Sinsations and Ebony Inn. Would be there around 9 PM. Any recommendations are appreciated.[/QUOTE]With regard to Ebony Inn, you want to do the day shift. I haven't been to Sensationals in years but I have been to Ebony Inn on night shift once and I was not impressed.

Fellas, I'm going to hit Ebony Inn this week. Up until now I've only been on a Friday or Saturday. I'm thinking about trying a day during the week. Can somebody tell me which weekday is usually the best. I'd like to go on a day that has the same quantity and quality as a Friday but less crowded. So I get maximum effort from all the girls. Which day is best? I'm think Wednesday or Thursday but I'm not sure. What do yall think?

[QUOTE=Phatassluva;2029588]Fellas, I'm going to hit Ebony Inn this week. Up until now I've only been on a Friday or Saturday. I'm thinking about trying a day during the week. Can somebody tell me which weekday is usually the best. I'd like to go on a day that has the same quantity and quality as a Friday but less crowded. So I get maximum effort from all the girls. Which day is best? I'm think Wednesday or Thursday but I'm not sure. What do yall think?[/QUOTE]I've been many times on Wednesdays and haven't regretted a one of them.

When does the Inn open? Looking to hit the matinee if possible.

[QUOTE=HawkeyeInMd;2030260]When does the Inn open? Looking to hit the matinee if possible.[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9307-Strip-Club-Reports&p=1993354&viewfull=1[/URL]#post1993354.

[QUOTE=OnlyMe;2029746]I've been many times on Wednesdays and haven't regretted a one of them.[/QUOTE]Ok thanks.

[QUOTE=HawkeyeInMd;2030260]When does the Inn open? Looking to hit the matinee if possible.[/QUOTE]I want to say 1 p or 2 pm. I've never been before 3 p though.

[QUOTE=Phatassluva;2030416]I want to say 1 p or 2 pm. I've never been before 3 p though.[/QUOTE]I was looking for another day as well. Fridays and Saturdays were becoming like Black Friday at the mall. What if we all showed up tomorrow.the original crew... LOL... MDC.

Hey guys, I'm from Wisconsin and I got to escape the snow storm thanks to my new job having me do some training down here. I'm going to have some time to drive around and sightsee.

You guys got any recommendations on Strip clubs. Good Mileage and etc? I'm going through the history of this thread but I want to know if anything has changed recently so I get my most bang for my buck.

Went over to EI yesterday on day shift. I got there around 4 pm. Decent but nothing to write home about. There are definitely more girls there on a Friday. I"m an ass man. Best ass there on Tuesday was Bubbles. I'm sure a number of you are familiar with her. Brown complextion, phat & very soft ass, from Baltimore. Anyway, it was a decent trip but not award winning. I think Fridays will be my go to day from here on.

[QUOTE=Phatassluva;2031610]Went over to EI yesterday on day shift. I got there around 4 pm. Decent but nothing to write home about. There are definitely more girls there on a Friday. I"m an ass man. Best ass there on Tuesday was Bubbles. I'm sure a number of you are familiar with her. Brown complextion, phat & very soft ass, from Baltimore. Anyway, it was a decent trip but not award winning. I think Fridays will be my go to day from here on.[/QUOTE]Todays nominees were- Thumpa, Dream, Bubbles1-baltimore, Jada, Snow, Karma, SchoolTeacher, others (lost track). Smaller crowd but was able to get individual attention, longer songs, no stick and move.

Good way to break the work week stress. Was able to OTC.. Probably won't be back for a while as I have a city tour guide... "I love this bar" MDC.

[QUOTE=BagelFish;2031166]
You guys got any recommendations on Strip clubs. Good Mileage and etc? I'm going through the history of this thread but I want to know if anything has changed recently so I get my most bang for my buck.[/QUOTE]The intel is there glaring at you!

Anyone been to Harley riders during the day? They have day shift correct? How was the mileage? Nothing wrong with EI just always looking for somewere new with only a few patrons...

[QUOTE=MdCurious2;2031802]Todays nominees were- Thumpa, Dream, Bubbles1-baltimore, Jada, Snow, Karma, SchoolTeacher, others (lost track). Smaller crowd but was able to get individual attention, longer songs, no stick and move.

Good way to break the work week stress. Was able to OTC.. Probably won't be back for a while as I have a city tour guide... "I love this bar" MDC.[/QUOTE]Is this the same Dream who recently left Players Club?