For my 700th post, something I stole.
oops I meant borrowed LOL. I saw this piece posted by another monger (thanks bro) and thought I would share it here in ICT.
Rules of Mongering
1. IS SHE? - It isn't like the movies -They wear ordinary clothes, and are just walking alone, with no bags, or maybe making a phone call at a pay phone (but if you could check, there would be no one on the line). A female walking alone, without shopping bags on a hobbyist street is almost always working.
2. If you aren't sure, come back in a few minutes. Non-pros who happen to be walking are going somewhere, which isn't up and down the same stretch of road. On hobbyist streets, the local women tend to avoid looking like they might be in business, unless they are!
3. If she is watching traffic, she's probably a SW.
4. If she makes eye contact with you, she's probably a SW.
5. If she smiles at you, she is a SW. After all, you're just some dude driving by. Remember to smile back at her, dummy!
6. If she's with a "boyfriend", who disappears when you come around again, he's pimping her. Be careful! Don't unlock the door until she's ready to get in, with him nowhere to be seen!
7. THE PICKUP - Carefully pull over at the next parking lot, or around the next corner and park. If you're sure she saw you, feel free to pull further down the block, so your hookup isn't so easily observed by LEO. She'll casually turn down your block, walk past - and then suddenly walk up to see if you're letting her in. Keep eye contact, keep smiling - Offer her a ride and invite her in.
8. Lock the other doors! You're in a crime-filled neighborhood!
9. AVOIDING LE O's STINGS - NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER discuss anything with a girl who isn't seated in your car, except to offer her a ride. THAT'S ALL YOU'RE DOING! IT'S LEGAL! Just being a nice guy... On every board I've seen, LEO always tries to make the bust without their female risking her ass by getting in your car. READ THIS RULE AGAIN! IT'S IMPORTANT!
10. This is the perfect time for LEO to pull you over for rolling through a stop sign, just to harass your ass. Drive like a preacher! It's an effective way of intimidating we hobbyists, and they'll use any opportunity if they're watching.
11. Make a turn or two before discussing $$, just in case. Watch your rear view - you can bet she will, too! I've never heard of LE getting in the car, with a follower, but better safe than sorry. A favorite "COPS" LEO trick - she doesn't get in, but directs you to meet her around the corner. Guess who's waiting there, instead of her? If she doesn't get in right away, move on!
12. AVOIDING SCAMS - If you do a car date, and you let her pick the spot (she'll try to direct you), be aware that she may be setting you up for a robbery. Don't settle for her spot - or at least, force her to come up with a second choice. Her boyfriend can't be in two places at once.
13. If you go back to a hotel, and she picked it, be aware that this could be a setup for cash&dash, or her pimp busting in & robbing you.
14. If you go back to her place - are you mad? The "boyfriend busting in mad, waving a gun" scam probably happens a lot - since the victims won't report the robbery, they get by with it, even though the victims know where the robbers are staying!
15. If you go back to your hotel, be discreet so the management doesn't get embarased and call LEO on you.)
16. If you go back to your house - are you really ok with a potentially-addicted SW knowing where you live?
17. WALLET - Do not leave your wallet within her reach. If you think you know a clever spot to hide it, remember that 100's of others have thought of it, too. While you're distracted, her free hand can be working.
18. MONEY - Do not have more in your pocket than you want to spend. She (and your little head) will talk it out of you. If she's really worth an extra few dollars, you can go get it (out of the trunk, the ATM, your other pocket, whatever). Street rates vary but are rarely over 20 for BJ, 40-50 for FS. You can tip later if you think it's worth it. Remember, it isn't worth it just because you came. She'll always want a tip, if she thinks it's coming. Many will claim they "usually charge more" - the word on this board is: they don't. But, hey, some of these girls are hard-working, quality-driven providers, even though they're SW (not many but some), and they deserve a break.
19. HUNTING HOURS: They're out at all times, in most weather. They are out walking as early as 4:30am, and well past midnight. They work the lunch hours for guys on lunch, afternoons for guys on early shifts, mornings for guys who'll be late for work, and all through the evening. If it's lightly raining, there will be less, but there will be some. Most of these girls are drug addicts; their addiction doesn't have a "M-F, excluding legal holidays" schedule.
20. CFS!!! Carry a condom. Usually, they don't have one You don't want to be tempted to skip the cover because that pussy is so fine. Every time some SW claims "I'm the best! I'm worth more", it really means, "I'm a lame-ass lying lazy talent less junkie!" The good ones don't have to brag; they'll get your return business.
21. Don't let her use your cellphone. It's a very common request. She'll call her friend, or her own phone, and that will give her access to your # - which might set you up for unexpected & inopportune calls for business or bail money.
22. Be friendly to the ladies. (This does not mean place your trust in one.) These are people with feelings, not just automatron sex dispensers. If you're friendly, chatty, and warm, she'll open up, relax, and probably be more generous with her service, in all the little ways that matter most. Remember, if she's never hooked up with you before, she's worried that you might be either LE, or some psycho SW-stalker.
23. A true knock out, drop dead gorgeous chic rarely works the street. (Yes, I've found exceptions, BUT) she's more likely to be LEO. LEO also uses SW's and occasionally Mongers (Get us 4-5 guys/girls for arrest and you don't go to jail) to "entice" others into a deal, take her or meet up and the All LEO Party awaits.
Finally... my own "Words of Wisdom".
The Birds Creed:
Police Officers are not your freinds. Their job is to put the ladies out of work and you out of the hobby. They are always the enemy so far as our hobby goes. They will lie to you. They will threaten you. They will cojole you. They will apeal to your morals. They will try to flip the girl on you by telling her you just flipped her. And On and On and On. If your plan is to stay out of jail... Deny, Deny, Deny. Be freindly, be courteous, be firm but NEVER Admit ANYTHING. The minute you do, the minute you put your trust in the "system" and not these rules, you're on your way to hell.
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