Massage Parlor Reports

Went there yesterday afternoon. Was greeted by a very fit, tall with nice natural tits girl in her 30's. I have never seen her before so when I asked her her name I thought for sure this was veevee (still not met her). But nope it was not, Forgot her name though haha but she told me she has only been there for 2 weeks. Amy was working also, she popped in to say Hi and chit chat with me during the table shower. I actually was starting to think this new girl was really just that, "New",. There was little teasing during the TS and massage (gives a great massage). During my massage I had a dream that I ended up stepping things up buy rubbing the side of her leg and asking if that was ok, she said it was and then I told her how pretty she was and if "this" (pointed at big man) bothered her,. She blushed but before I knew it I had her top up (nice perky natural) and my dream ended happily.

Worth the visit, she wore camo shorts and a tight t-shirt. Perhaps best looking girl I have seen in a massage joint TBH.

[QUOTE=Pugilist]So, it's been a while since I've posted. I got some catching up to do here...

First off, the disclaimer. None of this stuff actually happened. I fantasized it all and I'm making it all up.

I checked out the AMP on Cortaro twice. I think they have just one girl working there, the one with the good body and pleasantly mutated nipples. The first time I was there it was great. She massassged me a little bit, then strattled me, which was sexy, then she said "You want massage, or you want girl? You want girl...". Then we negotiated eighty for a cbj. Paid too much, but it was pretty good. The second time I went there I asked for an hour of massage, as a I had a rough day and legitimately wanted some relaxation. She massaged me for about 10 minutes Then we negotiated a deal for a HE for forty. Then...that was it. She wouldn't give me the rest of my hour. So, I'm done with that place for good.

Next, I finally made it to the best store AMP. I asked for Linda, but Tina was there. I went ahead anyway. About half way through the massage, we negotiated, then settled on russian for sixty. She had some surprisingly nice boobs. The second time I went there, I finally got to meet the famous Linda. I was so excited. This is the moment I have been waiting for for a while. She gave me a massage...and then offered me another half an hour for a table shower. I said sure, thinking she was stringing me along...and then nothing. There was nothing. I even asked her, and she said something like "honey I give you gooooood massage". This is the famous Linda. I have to say this is, by far, the most disappointing AMP experience I have ever had. I know the whole YMMV thing, but I don't want my M to V. I want to have some sort of idea what to expect, and I gotta say with Linda I had the wrong idea. That was heartbreaking.

Now, to TN. I asked for a two girl massage. I got the best and the worst...Jennifer and Veve. I might try it again, but not with Veve. At the end Jennifer left the room, and Veve as usual way overestimated the financial worth of her services. She gave me the pout and guilt trip but I didn't care. Though there were two girls, the only one doing anything was Jennifer.

I went in another day and got Shurree. NOt very attractive, but what I wonderful time. She doesn't talk about money, and she doesn't say no. Even had full service with the saran wrap on. What a crazy experience.

Also had a solo with Jennifer the other day. She is the est AMP worker in this town as far as I'm concerned. A great time. She told me if she isn't there ask for Lulu, introduced me, and Lulu even observed the table shower portion of our session. Very cool.

OK, I think that's everything.[/QUOTE]


Thank you sir for the addition to the forum,
You've answered a couple of questions that I was getting ready to ask. First off, even though there were reports of a potential new provider to the Cortaro location, it's the same girl with the , albeit impressive nipples, money hungry personality that I came to be fed up with.

And I was pleased to hear that Jennifer is back at TN! Word was, that she had left and we were left with the poor substitute of Jenny. I'm not surprised that Jennifer would name LuLu as a "go to" if she wasn't available, as they are cut from the same mold. There's an excitement to both those girls that seem to surpass "provider/client" relations..... ( Thank God)

I think Hondo was right in his submission, that the "Linda" that you experienced at the bedstore AMP wasn't the same that's been reported. If you can manage, stop by the AS ( the furthest west one) and check your milage there. I think you'll be pleased.

Surree is a new name for me at TN, and one that I might be trying for if Jennifer or Lulu isn't available. Anytime a great experience can be had with money not being brought up is a gift to be enjoyed.

I thank you for your post and hope you'll keep those fantasies coming.

Asnover

[QUOTE=Asnover]
Surree is a new name for me at TN, and one that I might be trying for if Jennifer or Lulu isn't available. Anytime a great experience can be had with money not being brought up is a gift to be enjoyed.



Asnover[/QUOTE]
Asnover,

Shuree will definitely take care of your business at TN. Although your level of generosity may come into question prior to the festivities.

D DOg

I got the impression her name was Shirley but guess it doesn't really matter..

I saw her this week after calling for LuLu who wasn't available when I got there. Shirley/Surree says we have met before but I couldn't remember her. Anyway, we got reacquainted very quickly but for me, there wasn't any discussion up front about money. I still prefer LuLu at this point but she was a good backup nonetheless.

[QUOTE=Pt Guy]I got the impression her name was Shirley but guess it doesn't really matter..

I saw her this week after calling for LuLu who wasn't available when I got there. Shirley/Surree says we have met before but I couldn't remember her. Anyway, we got reacquainted very quickly but for me, there wasn't any discussion up front about money. I still prefer LuLu at this point but she was a good backup nonetheless.[/QUOTE]


My story comes very close to this as well. Humor me... does she have a mole on her forehead? I stopped in hoping for Jennifer or Lu Lu. She remembered me, We have our fun and at the end, she mentioned experiences and prices that Jennifer had shared with her! Now this was months ago! Of course my ego loves to think that all AMP providers remember me and my little idiosyncrasies, but come on... after months? Do they really remember us that well? And continue to share? I guess my question is... if I didn't see Jennifer when I was coming in, then how did she see me and talk to Surree/ Shirley while I was getting comfortable?

Damn... now I'm starting to feel a little paranoid. Any fellow mongers care to put my mind at ease and deflate my ego while telling me this happens to them all the time?

Be safe

Against my better judgment I TOFTT with Serena. I paid for the massage and proceeded with an additional donation (as she has kids and whines about being poor) all in all $$. Lousy (but gratuitous) HJ and BBBJ. I won't repeat. I can't be that stupid; don't you be.

[QUOTE=Asnover]My story comes very close to this as well. Humor me. Does she have a mole on her forehead? I stopped in hoping for Jennifer or Lu Lu. She remembered me, We have our fun and at the end, she mentioned experiences and prices that Jennifer had shared with her! Now this was months ago! Of course my ego loves to think that all AMP providers remember me and my little idiosyncrasies, but come on. After months? Do they really remember us that well? And continue to share? I guess my question is. If I didn't see Jennifer when I was coming in, then how did she see me and talk to Surree/ Shirley while I was getting comfortable?

Damn. Now I'm starting to feel a little paranoid. Any fellow mongers care to put my mind at ease and deflate my ego while telling me this happens to them all the time?

Be safe[/QUOTE]Yep, she has that mole on her forehead.

I've never had any of these women tell me they have shared info with the others. I always tell them NOT to share any of our experiences. Doesn't mean they listen so of course they may be talking amongst themselves. Who knows. LuLu always claims that I'm "special" but since I've been doing this quite a few years, I don't believe her. It is good for the ego and I've always felt that is one of the reasons we all go, to have our ego stroked along with other parts of us that like to be stroked.

Not sure about the paranoia you feel. I've always felt like there are cameras in the hallway or in the lobby but I don't worry about it. One thing I wish I did know is a little more of their language so I could understand what they are saying to each other through the door. There have been some interesting exchanges between them while I'm engaged in some activities. There have been a couple of times I have said "have her come in and watch".

Anyway, enjoy and stay safe. Cheers.

Saw someone new at TN this week. Candy was her name, said she is new from Minnesota. Petite and older, just an average looking woman. Fake tits but had a nice ass. She reminded me of the one over at Cortaro from Las Vegas in regards to whining about money & time taken. Another lesson learned so from now on, I'm calling ahead for either Lulu or Shirley. No one else.

[QUOTE=Pt Guy]Saw someone new at TN this week. Candy was her name, said she is new from Minnesota. Petite and older, just an average looking woman. Fake tits but had a nice ass. She reminded me of the one over at Cortaro from Las Vegas in regards to whining about money & time taken. Another lesson learned so from now on, I'm calling ahead for either Lulu or Shirley. No one else.[/QUOTE]
The gal you are talking about was working at the far west amp on Ina a week or two ago. I saw her there when stopped in one night when TN was closed for 2 days for some unknown reason. My session was actually from a different provider than herself, but I recognized her last night when I stopped at Tn and was told they were busy.

A week ago when I stopped at the far west amp had an older gal not a great massage and she was asking for money in excess of a bill for services to be rendered. She wanted tip up front before hand I told her to forget the whole thing and got up off the table and got dressed. She wanted to start negotiating , but I said F it.

Stopped there again last night hoping to catch the one that is now apparently at TN, but was met by another older, but different one named Mimi, I am certain I have seen this one somewhere else over the years in the many iterations of amps in the city. Massage fairly lame on the flip no discussion no asking if I wanted extras she just started working. Motioned her head to my boys and she got busy with oral no complaints as well. I just wish they could all learn that this is the way business should be conducted. I am far more prone to leaving an excellent tip when this is the way my session goes down (no pun intended).

D DOg

[QUOTE=Pt Guy]Saw someone new at TN this week. Candy was her name, said she is new from Minnesota. Petite and older, just an average looking woman. Fake tits but had a nice ass. She reminded me of the one over at Cortaro from Las Vegas in regards to whining about money & time taken. Another lesson learned so from now on, I'm calling ahead for either Lulu or Shirley. No one else.[/QUOTE]

Anyone remember if this is the Candy from TN about a year ago? Maybe 4' 10" and 90 lbs with fake C's but a great little spinner body? Even though she may whine a little about $, she always came through at the end. With a little persistence, I think most mongers could walk away pleased

RE: [url]http://tucson.backpage.com/BodyRubs/let-me-help-your-sore-eyesget-the-the-real-eye-candy-with-me-new-location-23/7475688[/url]

Is this too good to be true? The regular providers are growing stale, harsh, and treat me like a commodity.

[QUOTE=Tucson Monster]RE: [url]http://tucson.backpage.com/BodyRubs/let-me-help-your-sore-eyesget-the-the-real-eye-candy-with-me-new-location-23/7475688[/url]

Is this too good to be true? The regular providers are growing stale, harsh, and treat me like a commodity.[/QUOTE]

I say YES! We have already proven that Sammy uses fake pix, and she totally blew me off after setting an appointment a while back.

Made a visit to TN today. Called ahead and it Lulu and Candy. Had a nice visit with Lulu, but beware that the "other" Jenny is back. Yes, you know the one. I don't know if she's the new "Candy" but it's the one that has been covered in many previous posts.

As always, Lulu is as enjoyable as can be. Should always be treated nice

[QUOTE=Rich Prankster]I say YES! We have already proved that Sammy uses fake pix, and she totally blew me off after setting an appointment a while back.[/QUOTE]

Huh? How has it been proved the pics are fake exactly? It's cool to be bitter about a missed appointment but you haven't met her, have you?
She's a sweet little cutie as advertised, nothing misleading.
Of course, YMMV isn't just a neato acronym.
Ed..

Gentlemen - I had to go to the Old Pueblo for business this week and visited TN Tuesday evening (5/25). I got there around 5:30 or 5:45 and the chick said they were busy and to come back in 10 minutes. I ran a few errands and went back around 6:45 or so. Same girl let me in the back - her name was Titi or Tee-Tee, or something like that. She had long black hair with brown highlights, or even dyed brown. She was somewhat tall and skinny and had fucked up teeth. She asked "how are you?" and if I'd been there before.

This is where it got weird. She seemed to speak OK English before, but all of a sudden she seemed very FOB (fresh off the boat, in case anyone doesn't know what that means). During the table shower, she kept saying things and I couldn't understand what the fuck she was saying. I also said a couple of things to her and she did not understand.

After the TS, she gave a decent massage, except she should have massaged my ass more. I like it too when they reach between your legs and play with your balls, but she did none of that (come to think of it, do they ever do that at Tucson AMP's?). Also, she kept asking "Are you OK?" I was like "Yes - WTF?" Finally, I turned over and motioned for a HJ. She said no, and said she would get in trouble. It was like she was speaking English selectively and pretending not to understand what I was saying at times, but other times, she spoke OK English. I tried a few times to convince her, but she kept saying no.

Finally, she said "You do it," and I was like "OK - give me some Kleenex." She pretended like she didn't know what Kleenex was, and I said the word "tissue" and she still pretended like she didn't know what I was talking about. I then got up off the bed and took Kleenex from the box, and pointed to them and said "Kleenex!" She still pretended like she didn't know what I was talking about. Absolutely bizzare. Then I asked for oil and she handed it to me. I poured a little on Mr. Johnson and began to play with him. I was thinking to myself that if I had to beat my own meat, there would be absolutely no tip. I wasn't hard at all, and felt like it was going to be a challenge to get it up. After a couple of minutes of myself dicking around (no pun intended), she finally took the reigns and grabbed Mr. Johnson and went to work. It took me a few minutes to get hard, but once I did, I blew pretty fast. She actually had pretty good technique. She got the hot towel and proceeded with the cleanup after that.

Another funny thing - as she was cleaning me up, I saw a fly swatter hanging from the AC vent on the ceiling. I asked her "Is that a fly swatter?," and her reply was "Oh you want water?" And I was like "NO - Is that a fly swatter?" and pointed to it, and she said "Oh no - it for Chinese New Year." I don't understand the correlation between fly swatters and Chinese New Year, but oh well - fuck it. I gave her a $40 tip and got the fuck out. She seemed very happy with $40. This has to be one of the most bizzare AMP experiences I've ever had. Have any of you guys had her before? I'm sure she was faking the FOB thing, because she spoke OK when she initally told me to come back later, and certain times she definitely understood what I was saying. Maybe she thought I was a cop? But when I rubbed her ass during the massage she should have deduced that I was a John. ??? I would recommend avoiding Titi/Tee-Tee, or whatever the fuck her name was. Maybe she could be cool once you get to know her. Anyhow, this post is getting too long.

I've said it once and I'll say it again - the AMPs of southern Cali absolutely put the AMPs of Tucson and Phoenix to shame. Come visit sometime if you haven't already. Adios gentlemen.

Went in to TN this morning. Ended up with Shuree. She didn't seem like she was very happy to be working. She walked me into a room and tried to lead me into saying I didn't want a TS by saying "you don't want TS". So right away I should have known that I should have left. Lisa was the other person their. I don't think I have had her before. Got ts and was directed into the room. Shuree does not do any extra touchy feely like some of the others do that I enjoy. I fell asleep and had a dream that at the end of my back rub she flipped me over and just mechanicaly went to work on big guy, I asked if top would come off, it did my last dream, and she said no.

Not sure what her problem is but she is not going to get my business again.

I know I praised her my last visit. She just was tottaly different with me last time.

I think I'll try the cortaro AMP next.

Oh BTW, shuree told me veevee is in LA right now.

I still need to try her.

[Quote] Oh BTW, shuree told me veevee is in LA right now.

I still need to try her.[/QUOTE]I can say for sure that you will not get "ANYTHING" and I mean it from VeeVee. I had her about 3 visits back and she won't do anything! Other than HJ, I had to ask for LuLu to provide my finish. Dude, Don't waste your time or money on VeeVee. I am sure others will agree with me on that! -Out

My last trip to TN, I had the short lady with the fake ones, she took good care of me though. Don't remember her name, sorry.

Had a little time early this morning and ended up at the AS a good 1/2 hr before they opened. The sign was lit and I met with Lu Lee, a very pleasant early 40's lady. Not a knockout, but attractive enough. Said it was her first day there ( true, had never seen her before) Very nice table shower and massage, a HE with no talk of money and free roaming of hands as well as enjoying those hard nipples. Wouldn't rush back, but wouldn't run in the opposite direction either.

anyone know if small lady with "bolt ons" is Candy at TN?

Met with Candi at the TN last week and overall I can not complain about the session. Massage so so....Play time went full nude with some DATY and BBBJ. She was even conciensious about remaining time left after the finish and did a little work and a second TS to wash of the oil.

D DOg

Forgot to mention that I also made a visit to the far west AMP last week and had an appointment with MiMi. This gal has definitely been around these parts before at other AMPS. Was a great session IMHO. Highly enthusiastic BBbjcim with all the roaming of the hands in any area desired.

D DOg

I cannot figure out which is which when you are talking about the AMP. Please help in a pm or post?

[QUOTE=Ed...]She's a sweet little cutie as advertised, nothing misleading.
Ed..[/QUOTE]Sammy may be cute but she's a flake. Based on pics and on the above opinion of a senior member I attempted to schedule. On her (many) ads she requests e-mail or txt contact. First e-mail was answered with basically the same text from her ads. Two subsequent e-mails went unanswered. Sent a txt with my availability over the next several days asking to scheduled. No response. Then got a txt saying she had an opening in 40 minutes, did I want it. I didn't get the txt until 20 min before, but was in the neighborhood, but by the time I responded she'd booked. So I asked about the next day and after a couple of back-and-forths we settled on 9:30 am at one of Tucson's resort properties (her place -- no room #, just the property name).

Got a txt from her at about 6:45 the next morning confirming, and I confirmed. 9 o'clock rolls around and a txt comes saying can I do 11 or she can come to me. OK, while I don't usually take guests at my place I respond that either is OK with me. No answer. I send another txt and she responds that she can come to me at 12:30. We'll, I already told her during scheduling that I wasn't free in the afternoon, so I told her that again. No response. Sent another txt, no response. Haven't heard from her since and, not being a stalker, I'm not sending her any further messages.

So, she may be cute, and maybe gives a great rub-and-tug, but she's not so good at keeping appointments. Wasted my morning.

Hey Thud

If it's any consolation, she did the same thing to me. I agree, she is a flake.

Tis time to move to other options.

Hondo

[QUOTE=Thudpucker]Sammy may be cute but she's a flake. Based on pics and on the above opinion of a senior member I attempted to schedule. On her (many) ads she requests e-mail or txt contact. First e-mail was answered with basically the same text from her ads. Two subsequent e-mails went unanswered. Sent a txt with my availability over the next several days asking to scheduled. No response. Then got a txt saying she had an opening in 40 minutes, did I want it. I didn't get the txt until 20 min before, but was in the neighborhood, but by the time I responded she'd booked. So I asked about the next day and after a couple of back-and-forths we settled on 9:30 am at one of Tucson's resort properties (her place -- no room #, just the property name).

Got a txt from her at about 6:45 the next morning confirming, and I confirmed. 9 o'clock rolls around and a txt comes saying can I do 11 or she can come to me. OK, while I don't usually take guests at my place I respond that either is OK with me. No answer. I send another txt and she responds that she can come to me at 12:30. We'll, I already told her during scheduling that I wasn't free in the afternoon, so I told her that again. No response. Sent another txt, no response. Haven't heard from her since and, not being a stalker, I'm not sending her any further messages.

So, she may be cute, and maybe gives a great rub-and-tug, but she's not so good at keeping appointments. Wasted my morning.[/QUOTE]

I remember her advertising several months ago. I called several times, always got an answering machine and left a message, but never got a call returned. I notice the ad now says, "Not a sexual expereince" but the first picture certainly seems to say otherwise. I wonder if anyone will pick-up the phone or call back?

[QUOTE=Crutch]I remember her advertising several months ago. I called several times, always got an answering machine and left a message, but never got a call returned. I notice the ad now says, "Not a sexual expereince" but the first picture certainly seems to say otherwise. I wonder if anyone will pick-up the phone or call back?[/QUOTE]It took me several times to get together with her. I actually had "Do not call" by her name in my little file. She was supposed to show up and didn't without calling and letting me know why. The pictures kept me interested and I finally set it up to see her at her place. I got in the area and called for specific address and she didn't pick up. I tried a few times and finally she answered. She said her last appointment went overtime. I don't know if she is overly cautious or just flaky. It was $ for an hour massage. I was paying a woman who really knew what she was doing .8 for a straight massage about every 3 or 4 weeks so an extra 20 didn't seem outrageous. Her place was setup up for it - nice table, lighting, candles and music. She knew what she was doing. Can't say if extras are on the menu although she did talk about guys calling and asking a bunch of question about abbreviations. I'm sure we all can imagine what abbreviations. She said she doesn't see guys like that. There are cheaper places in Tucson to a get a great straight massage. She is a fine looking woman though! Her pics certainly do imply more than a massage is available.

[QUOTE=Crutch]I remember her advertising several months ago. I called several times, always got an answering machine and left a message, but never got a call returned. I notice the ad now says, "Not a sexual expereince" but the first picture certainly seems to say otherwise. I wonder if anyone will pick-up the phone or call back?[/QUOTE]Tried several times to get in touch. Most of the time, couldn't leave voice mail since I was getting the message "this subscriber cannot accept messages at this time". Once I actually spoke to her. She told me to call when I was in the area. Tried calling for over 45 mins, no answer. No nothing.

The pictures have always intrigued me, but I just feel like I won't get in. Just figure if I try again, will get the same response. But wow, that yellow dress!!! Can you even call it a dress? WOW!!!

I've had a couple of sessions with Lisa and I am very pleased.

She is an experienced and skillful masseuse. Her hot oil massage is VERY nice, and she uses a high-end product that's good for your skin.

Her picture is cute, but I think she's cuter in person. She has fantastic breasts, works fully nude (except for her sexy stockings), and allows roaming.

I left her sessions mellow and satisfied, and the feeling of well-being persisted for hours afterward.

Reasonably priced, no upselling, and not a clock-watcher.

A bit chatty at first.

Don't expect FS or GFE.

D

[QUOTE=Ttaz01]Tried several times to get in touch. Most of the time, couldn't leave voice mail since I was getting the message "this subscriber cannot accept messages at this time". Once I actually spoke to her. She told me to call when I was in the area. Tried calling for over 45 mins, no answer. No nothing.

The pictures have always intrigued me, but I just feel like I won't get in. Just figure if I try again, will get the same response. But wow, that yellow dress!!! Can you even call it a dress? WOW!!![/QUOTE]I have tried on a few occasions to get something set up with her as well but never have been able to speak to her. As for the dress, yeah its nice. But I'm much more interested in whats filling it!

[QUOTE=Scarab]I have tried on a few occasions to get something set up with her as well but never have been able to speak to her. As for the dress, yeah its nice. But I'm much more interested in whats filling it![/QUOTE]I saw her a couple of years ago near Ina and the freeway. She was just getting started - great house, great space, great girl. She did light massage with Reiki (she's a Reiki 1 - I'm a Reiki master and we talked about my training her to a Reiki 2, but I didn't have time), ending in HR. She did get nude and I didn't try to touch her, as she seemed a bit nervous. She is total eye candy.

I tried to find a link to a photo with a yellow dress- who are you talking about?

[QUOTE=Fs Lvr]I saw her a couple of years ago near Ina and the freeway. She was just getting started - great house, great space, great girl. She did light massage with Reiki (she's a Reiki 1 - I'm a Reiki master and we talked about my training her to a Reiki 2, but I didn't have time), ending in HR. She did get nude and I didn't try to touch her, as she seemed a bit nervous. She is total eye candy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Capitalized On]I tried to find a link to a photo with a yellow dress- who are you talking about?[/QUOTE]Here you go:

[url]http://tucson.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/relax-renew-rejuvenate-unique-massage-by-classy-gorgeous-women/9890603[/url]

Anyone have any info on this place. One thing about this town that i thought was dumb was we dont have any asian foot massage places. I hate paying the 40 dollars to get in the door just to be able to have the dreams we want.

[url]http://tucson.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10133712&image=10133711[/url]

Also, I am burnt out on AMP's at this point. They just seem all the same and its lost the thrill. Anyone know of any other massage establishments (other than spanish or maribel) that offer latinas or white providers? Or do only the amps provide what im looking for in this town? I know i could try some private providers but im married and dont want to deal with the phone call call back system.

[QUOTE=Club King]Anyone have any info on this place. One thing about this town that i thought was dumb was we dont have any asian foot massage places. I hate paying the 40 dollars to get in the door just to be able to have the dreams we want.

[url]http://tucson.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10133712&image=10133711[/url]

Also, I am burnt out on AMP's at this point. They just seem all the same and its lost the thrill. Anyone know of any other massage establishments (other than spanish or maribel) that offer latinas or white providers? Or do only the amps provide what im looking for in this town? I know i could try some private providers but im married and dont want to deal with the phone call call back system.[/QUOTE]
Hey King,

This place you have found is the Cortaro AMP that has been getting bounced around on this thread for several months.

D DOg

[QUOTE=Desert Dog]Hey King,

This place you have found is the Cortaro AMP that has been getting bounced around on this thread for several months.

D DOg[/QUOTE]Huh, yah I've read all the reports about the cortaro amp...i just always thought it was a regular massage joint. I will have to give it a try all though, if i remember correctly, it got lukewarm reviews.

I think it is time that i start making plans to go border hopping to go check out their local talent. I have fridays free, its just too bad that I think the drug war is flaring up again down their. But don't worry my kung fu is strong.

[QUOTE=Club King] I know i could try some private providers but im married and dont want to deal with the phone call call back system.[/QUOTE]


Time for a hobby phone? Can be had pretty cheap, Reload at you local convenience store...

Most of us own one. They're private, secure, untracable, convenient and relatively cheap. Much cheaper than a divorce. If wife comes in holding your hobby phone in her hand, just tell her you found it. If Tiger Woods was smart, he should have asked Scarab for some advice.


[QUOTE=Scarab]Time for a hobby phone? Can be had pretty cheap, Reload at you local convenience store...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hondo4923]Most of us own one. They're private, secure, untracable, convenient and relatively cheap. Much cheaper than a divorce. If wife comes in holding your hobby phone in her hand, just tell her you found it. If Tiger Woods was smart, he should have asked Scarab for some advice.[/QUOTE]Haha, duh...dont know why the hell i didnt think of that.

Thanks for the advice.

[QUOTE=Club King]
I think it is time that i start making plans to go border hopping to go check out their local talent. I have fridays free, its just too bad that I think the drug war is flaring up again down their. But don't worry my kung fu is strong.[/QUOTE]

If there is trouble brewing in Nogo, border hopping a bit to the West might be your best option (Mexicali). I don't care how strong your Kung Fu is, an AK and it's 7.62x39 is going to beat you everytime!

[QUOTE=Scarab]If there is trouble brewing in Nogo, border hopping a bit to the West might be your best option (Mexicali). I don't care how strong your Kung Fu is, an AK and it's 7.62x39 is going to beat you everytime![/QUOTE]Scarab

Good insight w/re to the AK rounds. However hopping to Mexicali, as fun as it sounds might be just as bad. Word I've been getting is that most of the border towns are experiencing the same type of troubles as Nogales. One good thing about Mexicali is that there are a lot more places to hide.

Please be careful and don't hop from the frying pan into the fire.

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