Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LakelVr;1951853]Way to go daddy! You just got jacked by a guy![/QUOTE]Daddy? WTF?

[QUOTE=Zeerfdog;1952847]Daddy? WTF?[/QUOTE]I think he was responding to "ohiobigdaddy".

[QUOTE=Zeerfdog;1952847]Daddy? WTF?[/QUOTE]Let's say this thing was really a woman. I don't think most sane men with any self respect or standards, would take any action from her / he for free?

[QUOTE=Josh88;1952983]Let's say this thing was really a woman. I don't think most sane men with any self respect or standards, would take any action from her / he for free?[/QUOTE]No doubt there, I wouldn't see her / he unless I was comatose and even then would likely find a way to escape the room. 911 maybe?

But as they say, one man's idea of "lovely" is another's idea of "WTH"!

Recently had a nightmare about an AMP in Delaware tucked back into an office complex right off 36 & 37. Went in door and found myself in a small lobby with a couple of chairs, a desk and a direct view to the massage room I later found myself in. Girl was about a skinny 3, fully dressed and not attractive at all. Laid face down on the table and got the worst rub of my life. On the flip, things didn't get much better and there were no additional dreams to be had. Got dressed and was hoping to wake up soon but before I did, she followed me out of the room and through the lobby asking about a tip. I told her my tip was to quit because she would never succeed in those dreams.

Had a dream last week going to a private apt in a tucked away complex off High street. Asian girl, rather homely and average build answered the door and took me upstairs to a bedroom set up as a massage room with table, etc. Had me disrobe and lay on my stomach where she proceeded to take a disposable wipe and clean my ass very thoroughly (holy crap, that stung). Then proceeded to give a very strong, non-prof massage. After the flip, she continued that strong massage, sometimes to the point of pain not missing any square inch of my body other than the "money parts" which she avoided like the plague. At the conclusion she wiped me down with a hot towel, helped me to dress and escorted me down the stairs and out the door. When you call for appointment, you are talking to a scheduler who will not answer any questions directly but tells you to talk to the girl when you arrive. IMO there is absolutely nothing available at any price to enhance the dream.

Another trip to Golden Tree, another miss. Not even close to any extras, and not even a table shower.

Disappointed, I drove down the street to attempt Best Asian Massage (I will from now on refer to it as BAM). 1st...they had a construction crew installing a table shower. 2nd...didn't see any of the familiar faces I've seen in the past there. I scheduled a 30 min massage. Provider wasn't the ugliest girl I've ever seen. Massage was pretty good. She left my bum exposed, but kept the towel on my legs. I suppose 30 min passed, and she informed me I was done...NO FLIP. I asked and she said no front for a 30 min rub. I told her I would pay for another 30. Went ahead and continued, but it wasn't worth it! Nothing. Nada. Zilch. They may have a new crew of girls in there because she was adamant about telling massage only once the front side started. Anyone here of a bust at any of our favorite AMPs?

Golden Tree is closed now. Yesterday there was a truck and some dudes out front. Today all the window coverings, sign, and lights are gone.

Best Asian Massage still has cars parked out front all day and night. Either they keep finding first time suckers, or a lot of guys like subpar massages after standing in a waiting room for 20 minutes.

[QUOTE=ChesterCpot;1955769]Another trip to Golden Tree, another miss. Not even close to any extras, and not even a table shower.

Disappointed, I drove down the street to attempt Best Asian Massage (I will from now on refer to it as BAM). 1st...they had a construction crew installing a table shower. 2nd...didn't see any of the familiar faces I've seen in the past there. I scheduled a 30 min massage. Provider wasn't the ugliest girl I've ever seen. Massage was pretty good. She left my bum exposed, but kept the towel on my legs. I suppose 30 min passed, and she informed me I was done...NO FLIP. I asked and she said no front for a 30 min rub. I told her I would pay for another 30. Went ahead and continued, but it wasn't worth it! Nothing. Nada. Zilch. They may have a new crew of girls in there because she was adamant about telling massage only once the front side started. Anyone here of a bust at any of our favorite AMPs?[/QUOTE]

Drove by today and the sign is gone and the place looks vacant. Anyone know if they were asked to move along? I know they weren't to everyone's taste but the ending was better than what's offered at all of these new Chinese places that are popping up all over.

By the way, visited the one in Grove City, it is set up just like Best Asian up on Wilson. No table shower and no happy ending. Massage was mediocre and not worth the drive down south.

[QUOTE=OhioSensi;1963094]Golden Tree is closed now. Yesterday there was a truck and some dudes out front. Today all the window coverings, sign, and lights are gone.

Best Asian Massage still has cars parked out front all day and night. Either they keep finding first time suckers, or a lot of guys like subpar massages after standing in a waiting room for 20 minutes.[/QUOTE]Maybe there was a bust of some sort. I had not visited in a couple months because is drive back and would see a van that appeared occupied watching the place and was afraid it was vice. Friday I drove by and saw a marked cpd cruiser back in that par of the shopping center with his lights flashing, three others without lights and the bird circling really low. Talked to a friend who works for cpd and he refused to comment which is unusual for him. To be clear that I am speculating that all the activity was due to a bust and I have no knowledge than what iv reported.

[QUOTE=JustHereNow;1963437]Maybe there was a bust of some sort. I had not visited in a couple months because is drive back and would see a van that appeared occupied watching the place and was afraid it was vice. Friday I drove by and saw a marked cpd cruiser back in that par of the shopping center with his lights flashing, three others without lights and the bird circling really low. Talked to a friend who works for cpd and he refused to comment which is unusual for him. To be clear that I am speculating that all the activity was due to a bust and I have no knowledge than what iv reported.[/QUOTE]Where was Golden Tree?

[QUOTE=TruckenFool;1963879]Where was Golden Tree?[/QUOTE]In a back corner of Great Western shopping center at Wilson and Broad. It was the only rub and tug place in Columbus that had a store front. The staff was older... Opinions ranged from 50's to 60's. Not to everyone's taste due to the age of the staff, but they were reliable.

Is there more on the menu or did she just raise her rates to $130 for the fun of it.

[QUOTE=TruckenFool;1966759]Is there more on the menu or did she just raise her rates to $130 for the fun of it.[/QUOTE]I don't believe the menu has been extended but YMMV. I believe the rate hike is probably due to a change of venue, you don't have to trip over meth heads sleeping in the hall to get to her anymore. Same great service.

[QUOTE=Monkey78;1929205]Hi there,

I was hoping you could share how to contact Irina, have you seen her on BP?[/QUOTE]Met with Irina and she was very kind.

As I seem to be headed to Columbus soon for an extended stay, I was wondering if anyone could recommend an actual massage (with extras) in your area. I really like AMP's but it would seem that they are all pretty much like the ones here in SW Ohio with no HE. You can pm or post in open forum, it matters not to me. I appreciate the help in advance. As always.

Forget about extras here unless a HE is enough for you. Head to Warren.

[QUOTE=Waltmore;1967707]As I seem to be headed to Columbus soon for an extended stay, I was wondering if anyone could recommend an actual massage (with extras) in your area. I really like AMP's but it would seem that they are all pretty much like the ones here in SW Ohio with no HE. You can pm or post in open forum, it matters not to me. I appreciate the help in advance. As always.[/QUOTE]

This AMP opened a few weeks ago. It is located in a small strip center just off Lazelle Rd and Sancus blvd. Beside the Kick Stand Pub. For you golfers, it is across from what used to be Ables driving range. The regular rate is .6 per hr. They were having an opening special with 20% off so I figured what the heck. The rooms have doors they close during the massage. The attendant was average looking, in her mid. Late 40's and in nice shape. Unfortunately the experience was almost identical to the AMP in Hilliard on Cemetery Rd. A towel was placed over you privates during the massage. On the flip I removed the towel to drop a hint, but it was quickly replaced. When I moved her hand to a place I wanted more attention, she pulled back saying in her best Chinglish; management does not allow that type of activity. She did offer me a shower for .3 extra which I declined. The massage was actually pretty good. After the massage, she wanted me to see the shower room. The room was pretty cool. There is a large circular shower stall with a jetted tub big enough for two or three people. It has clear doors, mood lighting, music and water jets that also spray from the wall. My attendant said she gets into the shower with the customer for 30 minutes. So with a massage and shower, it would be .9 + tip. I may go back to see what kind of fun can be had in the shower.

Well for some reason I have been intrigued with trying out the fairly new Spot Massage Studio. I was 90% sure that this place was massage only, but it was a slow post holiday in the office and I thought, what the heck, give it a try. So I went for the $65 massage and was told by the guy checking me in that they required draping. Now I am at 95%. Anyway, bottom line is I did receive a fairly decent massage and was probably way too subtle in joking with the massage tech that she was just following the rules when she would readjust the towel to keep me covered. Oh well, since it was legit, I provided a $10 tip as standard 15%. I may try again in the near future and try to be less subtle. Anyone have any different experiences?

[QUOTE=Cobalt;1969758]This AMP opened a few weeks ago. It is located in a small strip center just off Lazelle Rd and Sancus blvd. Beside the Kick Stand Pub. For you golfers, it is across from what used to be Ables driving range. The regular rate is .6 per hr. They were having an opening special with 20% off so I figured what the heck. The rooms have doors they close during the massage. The attendant was average looking, in her mid. Late 40's and in nice shape. Unfortunately the experience was almost identical to the AMP in Hilliard on Cemetery Rd. A towel was placed over you privates during the massage. On the flip I removed the towel to drop a hint, but it was quickly replaced. When I moved her hand to a place I wanted more attention, she pulled back saying in her best Chinglish; management does not allow that type of activity. She did offer me a shower for .3 extra which I declined. The massage was actually pretty good. After the massage, she wanted me to see the shower room. The room was pretty cool. There is a large circular shower stall with a jetted tub big enough for two or three people. It has clear doors, mood lighting, music and water jets that also spray from the wall. My attendant said she gets into the shower with the customer for 30 minutes. So with a massage and shower, it would be .9 + tip. I may go back to see what kind of fun can be had in the shower.[/QUOTE]Sounds like the shower option would be worth a shot. I mean she has to at least get down to her skivies, right? Especially for 30 minutes. .9 + tip is not bad IMHO for 1 hr decent rub and a 30 minute shower. Would like to hear more about this one.

[QUOTE=Homebrewerguy;1971189]Well for some reason I have been intrigued with trying out the fairly new Spot Massage Studio. I was 90% sure that this place was massage only, but it was a slow post holiday in the office and I thought, what the heck, give it a try. So I went for the $65 massage and was told by the guy checking me in that they required draping. Now I am at 95%. Anyway, bottom line is I did receive a fairly decent massage and was probably way too subtle in joking with the massage tech that she was just following the rules when she would readjust the towel to keep me covered. Oh well, since it was legit, I provided a $10 tip as standard 15%. I may try again in the near future and try to be less subtle. Anyone have any different experiences?[/QUOTE]The Spot has the exact same format for ads as R&R massage. So it must be an offshoot of R&R. No one ever got extras there.

The business model at R&R is to overcharge for a standard massage so that guys would think that extras have to be available there. I really don't know how they can keep this scam going.

[QUOTE=LuvaRub;1971195]Sounds like the shower option would be worth a shot. I mean she has to at least get down to her skivies, right? Especially for 30 minutes. .9 + tip is not bad IMHO for 1 hr decent rub and a 30 minute shower. Would like to hear more about this one.[/QUOTE]I am thinking it is more probable that she would slip into some sort of bathing suit, but that is just a guess.

[QUOTE=LuvaRub;1971195]Sounds like the shower option would be worth a shot. I mean she has to at least get down to her skivies, right? Especially for 30 minutes. .9 + tip is not bad IMHO for 1 hr decent rub and a 30 minute shower. Would like to hear more about this one.[/QUOTE]I'the like to hear about this too. Sounds like fun! I've had similar? In L.A. There the table shower was where you got the HE (and it was a lot of fun), and in the 3? Or so shower type situations I've had, the provider wasn't nude.

In L.A. There's a rub and tug on almost every corner, and they get busted all the time, but it makes no diff.

The FS places charge something high like $50 for 30 min rub, then FS is $100. They have locking doors on the room, and lots of accupuncture charts and other props around to make it look legit. Then the provider comes out in a naughty nurse uniform with fake tits haha!

Anyway in the strictly HE places it's like 55/ hr plus 40 tip, and you get naked, and usually they aren't too particular about the towel.

The legit places go overboard to reassure it's legit, giving you underwear w / o a fly, etc.

My only experience in the CMH was my first ever, come think of it. I got ripped. Self service while she was topless for $125 or so. That was year ago though.

If I were mongering here, I wouldn't even bother with legit storefront operations, I'the just go straight to BP girls or even put an ad on craigslist or the like.

Just my 2 cents. Thanks for all the updates!

[QUOTE=Pizza1776;1972417]My only experience in the CMH was my first ever, come think of it. I got ripped. Self service while she was topless for $125 or so. That was year ago though.

[/QUOTE]Sounds like you went to one of the Jack Shacks on either Morse or Sinclair? They have been around forever. I don't know how they survive?

Any info about this? No good results when googling the phone, and no results in the forum.

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/hilliard-relaxation/12220511[/URL]

[QUOTE=TheDawg;1971395]The Spot has the exact same format for ads as R&R massage. So it must be an offshoot of R&R. No one ever got extras there.

The business model at R&R is to overcharge for a standard massage so that guys would think that extras have to be available there. I really don't know how they can keep this scam going.[/QUOTE]I don't know "Dawg" I love are & are they are a little high in price but lets just say patience is virtue my session was amazing and I am not just talking about the massage.

The young lady I had was really attentive.

[QUOTE=ChesterCpot;1975354]Any info about this? No good results when googling the phone, and no results in the forum.

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/hilliard-relaxation/12220511[/URL][/QUOTE]Visited sometime late Spring / early Summer. Average ranch home in Hilliard, kind of messy, had a massage table in the living room, boring 'massage', but smiled right before I left. Nice, but won't (and haven't) repeated.

Great provider, likes to talk, is well connected with all things going on in Columbus! Good service,8,per,7 150,for incall,60.(90 minutes. Still talking) great p-spot massage, mach. Release. Might see how again, little heaver then I like.(just me) good value.

[QUOTE=Simple1720;1975496]I don't know "Dawg" I love are & are they are a little high in price but lets just say patience is virtue my session was amazing and I am not just talking about the massage.

The young lady I had was really attentive.[/QUOTE]I do know and Dawg nailed it.

[QUOTE=Simple1720;1975496]I don't know "Dawg" I love are & are they are a little high in price but lets just say patience is virtue my session was amazing and I am not just talking about the massage.

The young lady I had was really attentive.[/QUOTE]Very unlikely. And you need to work on the construction, grammar and punctuation used in your writing.

Visited the new place in polaris. It is a legit massage place and there were two asian women in their 40's that greeted me. One was cute 7 or 8 the other was 5 or 6. Both had good bodies. They are open all day and they take walk ins. They were doing a special with the massage and shower for .9. I tried all the tricks in the book and they didn't bite. The shower is more like a giant single person hot tub with jets that also spray from above. The shower part you sit and let the jacuzzi massage you and they just pull up a chair and give you a scalp massage.

It was a good place for a good massage but nothing extra.

Another trip to BAM, another self service. This time, they had the table shower up and going. Draping wasn't required. At the end, I was able to get the therapist to pull her tit out while I happily ended the massage. She did not touch though. Due to her lack of English, I'm not sure if the table shower costs extra, or she charged me for the show.

[URL]http://columbus.craigslist.org/thp/4296611761.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=TruckenFool;1988364][URL]http://columbus.craigslist.org/thp/4296611761.html[/URL][/QUOTE]This is a couple of doors down from Li's. I doubt if there are any extras in this area of town? Probably a good massage though.

1.3 is for outcall. Still $ for in. Just saw her not long ago. Still very pleasant, but no changes.

[QUOTE=TruckenFool;1966759]Is there more on the menu or did she just raise her rates to $130 for the fun of it.[/QUOTE]

Was a little sleepy today so decided to take a nap and low and behold, I found myself TOFT and dreaming about Aisha who advertises on CL and BP. I dreamed that I was in a little Garden Apartment off Maple Canyon with a massage table set up in a cramped, little living room. Aisha had a big smile and a set of the's going for her but that's about all. Sort of short, pudgy in the middle and no skills at all. I was dreaming about a sensual massage with a HE...massage was not sensual, just a normal body rub mediocre at best and handshake left a lot to be desired as well. Very mechanical and not very skilled. All in all, a total waste of $. Attitude-8, massage-3 (and that's being generous), body-4 and HE-2 at best. Don't waste your time or $ IMHO.

[QUOTE=TruckenFool;1988364][URL]http://columbus.craigslist.org/thp/4296611761.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I have been twice. The only extra I got was when one of the hot stones she was using slipped out of her hand landed on the backside of my ball sack. Other than getting my taint torched, the massage was very nice. I have to imagine it's going to be yet another, in an increasingly long list of legit spots.

Visited this brunette almost-MILF on a recommendation and must say she exceeded my expectations. I waited a very long time to see her since she appeared on the scene as I generally stick with regulars. She's not unattractive but you've got to like a bigger girl to even consider her. I of course like bigger babes as much as the petite ones. With the recent emphasis on ratings my opinion is, 5-6 in face and body, 8 chest, 8 attitude, 7 massage, 9 for the BBBJ finish. She has solid skill. Hour was .80. May repeat some day.

It appears that we have really hit the saddest days in Cowtown that we have seen in quite some time. At this time, to my knowledge, we don't have one single AMP where a HE can be found since the Golden Tree was uprooted. I am hoping beyond hope that some of the existing ones will "see the light" and offer some "fun". Just saying...and I hope that they are reading.

Decided on a totally random place recently, saw they were new on BP:

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/newly-opened-asian-relaxation-massage-lotus-asian-massage-studio/17151061[/URL]

Easy to find, parking right up front.

Small lobby with desk, the lady asks you to write your first name down, time in, and dollar amount given on a notebook at the desk. I opted for the hour, gave her $60, and was ushered to a room in the back.

Attractive lady in early 40's, late 30's shows me to a cozy room with music playing and dimly lit. I strip down and lay on the bed with towel covering the butt and laid $60 on the night stand. When she came in the room I made sure to tell her it was for her, and she graciously thanked me. Massage was absolutely fantastic, she uses her finger tips, forearms, palms, balled up fists, everything. She hit every part of my body with attention to the scalp, ears, temples, all joints, back, bottoms of my feet, legs, chest, you name it. Really a world class rub and I felt like a million bucks when I left.

On the flip she was rubbing my inner thighs and things were at full attention by then. I made eye contact with her and motioned towards the soldier at full attention and she said "Ohh ohhhhhh..." and removed the towel. She didn't quite know what to do since maybe she was still feeling me out still. She rubbed my quads for a few more seconds before I nudged her elbow moving her hand over to the goods. She was very enthusiastic and I left happy. My hands were free to roam but I did not go under any clothes.

I was in and out in exactly minutes and will probably repeat. The massage alone was worth a return.