[QUOTE=Animal131]I never see chicks out around here. Any tips?[/QUOTE]Animal do a drive by on SW 8st between 42ave and 52ave and Flagler between 40ave and 54ave. Flagler has more sw's than 8st.
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[QUOTE=Animal131]I never see chicks out around here. Any tips?[/QUOTE]Animal do a drive by on SW 8st between 42ave and 52ave and Flagler between 40ave and 54ave. Flagler has more sw's than 8st.
[QUOTE=Hizark21]There several ways to tell if a sting is going on. One good way is to stop and see if the SW will go with you. Always take the usual precautions and don't negotiate through the window.
Another good way is simply park and hang out in your car or in restaurant. [/QUOTE]
Many years (20+) ago, I parked at what was a Barnett Bank on Biscayne @ 91st Street to check out two girls at the Motel across the street that looked too good to be true. It turned out to be a sting. After sitting there 5 minutes, two unmarked units pulled up behind me and blocked me in, then a marked unit as well. They asked me what I was doing there and why I was parked there. Smartly, I told them, I was going to pull money from the ATM, which was behind me, and I was looking for my card. They then searched my car and found nothing. They then told me to not return to the area and if they saw my car again, they would arrest me. It turned out that North Miami PD was running the sting in Miami Shores at the time.
If you are going to park to watch, make sure it is some place, you will have an excuse if they see you sitting there. Otherwise, they can charge you with interfering with a police action.
I have started a new job that has me starting @ 3 am. On my way to work I drive up NW 27 Ave to the 112 from Flagler. I see one or two LSW around the Miami River Bridge (both sides). It is not the same girls every day and they are working as I get the look, and once circled around and was approached.
Now on the weekend nights, there are a few Latin bars in the area where some regular girls are, so I would say be careful if you try to approach them, make sure you get the look first.
Picked up a bsw on SW 8st and 45av about a block east from the Jamaican Inn. settled for 50 for CBJ. She blew me real good. Got me hard in less than 1min. She was surprised about the size of my dick. She was about 20,5'9,125
[QUOTE=Teddy Bear 99]If you are going to park to watch, make sure it is some place, you will have an excuse if they see you sitting there. Otherwise, they can charge you with interfering with a police action.[/QUOTE]In which case, pull in, pull out your cell phone and make a call. If they come and give you the third degree, tell 'em you "cell safely while on the road".
[QUOTE=Teddy Bear 99]Many years (20+) ago, I parked at what was a Barnett Bank on Biscayne @ 91st Street to check out two girls at the Motel across the street that looked too good to be true. It turned out to be a sting. After sitting there 5 minutes, two unmarked units pulled up behind me and blocked me in, then a marked unit as well. They asked me what I was doing there and why I was parked there. Smartly, I told them, I was going to pull money from the ATM, which was behind me, and I was looking for my card. They then searched my car and found nothing. They then told me to not return to the area and if they saw my car again, they would arrest me. It turned out that North Miami PD was running the sting in Miami Shores at the time.
If you are going to park to watch, make sure it is some place, you will have an excuse if they see you sitting there. Otherwise, they can charge you with interfering with a police action.[/QUOTE]
thats is so true, I remember that Motel it was a 2 story called the "Ferdinand" or Fernando" That is known as the little river neighborhood of Miami. actually that is unincorporated Dade north of 79th. street. Back in the dy I saw a couple of hotties in the parking lot but my leo detector was on target and I watched as a couple of tricks pulled up and the girls directed them to the back of the hotel, Bam!!! game over for the mongers
[QUOTE=BigLou107]Picked up a bsw on SW 8st and 45av about a block east from the Jamaican Inn. settled for 50 for CBJ. She blew me real good. Got me hard in less than 1min. She was surprised about the size of my dick. She was about 20,5'9,125[/QUOTE]SW: I nevah cee peepee like glain of lice before. Me sluplised!
[QUOTE=Chef Enzo]SW: I nevah cee peepee like glain of lice before. Me sluplised![/QUOTE]Very funny. Whats that suppose to mean?
I have to say this, I noticed when I watch shows like Dexter, or CSI, or even stumble upon one of those pathetic Miami Vice reruns the Miami hookers all always like right along the beach or there are about 10 together and they always are model material, with fine asses, some Latinas, Blacks and a couple of crackers thrown in, Dont I wish it was like that, I always chuckle when I see television SW, because just with them having all their teeth puts them on a #6 automatically.
[QUOTE=Glenn61]I did apply the G61 maneuver and drown her in splooge but my camera was in the corner of the room on video,,I made a nice armature video of us getting it on but not for here.
When I went to grab the camera for the splooge shot she said "Oh no you don't" and headed for the bathroom,,,,Oh well...better luck next time.
Here's some video snap shots......[/QUOTE]
Her feet seem kind of blackish... dirt?
[QUOTE=Hejova]Her feet seem kind of blackish... dirt?[/QUOTE]
She has feet????? Sorry, not what I look for.
Saw Maryann today and among other things she mentioned that Tuesdays and Thursdays are LEO days for background checks and stings in the area. That confirms what a chubby hatian told me last Friday. Just so you know, guys.
I saw an average looking wsw about 5'3,170,long blonde hair about mid 40's. She was walking along N Kendall Dr(SW 88 St) and close to 102Ave. I asked her if she needed a ride and i was on my way home. She said where you headed and i said home. She said I'll go home with you but I'm working. I'd said no thanks and she got off but I gave her $20 and said here get something to eat they'res a Mcdonalds 5blocks down. This was around 7am and i was too tired and i needed to get home.
I meant to post this about a month ago. I saw another unusal bsw by walmart on 154av and kendall dr. and she was about 5'8,180,shoulder length hair about 30. She was working as well. That was a few yrs ago and saw 2 wsw's by the chevron on kendall and 107av. this was one time at each location.
I was driving in goulds on us1 and 220st old cutler rd and saw about 5bsw's, most of them looked ok but 1 which was in her 50's i believe. Yuck!!! they're was a club that's called The Shack, you guys probably heard of it which is off of 220st and US1. It's a bar or night club.
I don't think you'll see any SW activity in the Naranja area off of 268st and us1 or 268st and 137av where the gas stations are but police present is common in that area so be careful if you go there late at night. I know some guy that lives there. He said they're was a copter and i saw about 3 cops one night there and in goulds.
Due to financial reasons AMP and incall has become too expensive for me. I am back on the prowl.
My standards have risen dramatically and I will not pickup known crack types or anyone looking too dirty or unsafe.
Also I have always liked to find SW in other places. 79th is ok, but with the heavy le presences in undercover cars and high volume of drug activity I am turned off. In addition the pink house is just to much of a dump for me these days. I have become alittle spoiled after being off the streets for atleast year and half and doing the incall and girlfriend thing.
I prefer calle ocho, hialeah, 36st, flagler and also 46th, 54th west.
All of these places are closer to notels that rent for about $20. 00 (they have a shower and CLEAN sheets).
Cruising up ockocheebee west into hialeah I turned on Curtis Pwky going North. Went I hit 62nd I went left to Palm Ave. A few blocks up Palm is a Hotel. It is a jazcuzzi type place that is a sister to the one on (okeechobee). Upon reaching the corner I saw a woman standing on the corner. I pulled over right before the corner. The whole street has a side parking area for the stores and apartment buildings.
A few blocks up from that point is a drug rehabilitaion housing place. Alot of mentaly insane people there. I have picked up a few SW's that are housed there over the years, but they are always alittle strange. The people that live there normally walk to the C-Store and act bizzare. There is a heavy set BSW who used to live there that was the only normal one I've seen.
Anyway I wasn't sure if this woman I was watching was getting ready to cross the street or not so I watched for awhile. Because it is freezing she has a few layers on so it is hard to tell if she is a SW. After awhile she walked over and asked for a cigarrette. I don't smoke, she asked for a ride.
Got in, she was very nice, no drugs and opened her purse for me to search it, I declined. Off we went. Her name is Marissa. I have no contact info as she has no phone.
I was on my way to the Everglades when she suggest Miami Springs Motel. This is a much nicer place. It is on the corner of 4th and 36st by the airport. Closer than the Everglades Motel to where I was. I found out that while I was off for a year the notels raised there prices. They are all now $25. 00 with a $2-5. 00 refundable key deposit.
Paid and into the room we went. I prenegotiated $40. 00 for 1/2 and 1/2 although she was at $50. 00 to start but was thankfull for the opportunity to service me. A really nice mid 30's woman. Very Cuban- Face, mouth, body type, etc.
She is about 5'4, very petite except she has a big gut. But very nice breasts and ass. Smooth skin and her nails are done all blue with white tips. Nice fake nails. Perfect for handjob.
The BBBJ is awesome, she took the whole thing to the base and then started shaking her head and sticking out her tongue and attacking my balls. Total PSE. She went for 5 minutes and stopped I told her to continue. She went for it again. I could have gone all day, but I wanted to see what else she got.
Started Missionary. Unfortunately she had that smell. You experienced mongers know what I am talking about. It is like latex, fish, lube and other shit all rolled into one. I would have showered her or Glenn61 hosed her, but it was so freaking cold outside that the room was to cold and only one towel.
So I hit it anyway. From the moment I started she went into a fake fuck me orgasam mode. I switched to doggie and pounded her like there was no tommorrow. She was banging her hand so hard against the wall and headboard I thought we were going to get kicked out. I came.
It was freezing, got dressed quick and off we went.
She is staying at the Motel I mentioned with her whole family till the 10th when she will be hopefully getting her own place. She hangs out on the corner by there. I found her in the late afternoon. She does make eye contact with passing cars and has the eyes and smile of a SW. You will know her. Remember she has fake blue nails. And very clean. Short dark hair, and wears sneakers. Very clean and sweet looking. But still has a SW look.
Once she has her own place maybe she will give out her number. For now she did give me her room number so I can get intouch and see her again. Once I have her permission I will give it out to a select few.
Here is my 2008 alternative monger route that I follow:
79th street west to either 17-27th and I will take one of those to 36st or 46th. From there I will cruise a very large full square back to 79th street. Once I am done I will head up okchobee, back over to Palm Ave and follow all the way till 79th street again.
I have found the area on 79th street west of 32nd ave over the tracks by the cafeteria on the north side to be a pretty good pick up spot. It is easy to get on douglas and take it back to the Everglades or down 79th to the pink house.
I am also on the search for non-pro's. In the past I have found that: in hollywood- Ocean's 11, Frenchies, and Tradewinds have been good spots.
I am going to see what is going on in West Hollywood and also on 125th street in Miami there are a couple of bars that look promising especially the one east of biscayne.
There has to be some places that are safe, and reliable indoor bar scene where non pro's and pro's hang out.
Also the bars by the beach on 71st and a few blocks north have always produced worthwhile in the past.
In the next few weeks I am going on an all out search and I even have a new camera ready. Just need some cards and batteries and I am good to go.
I refused to use craiglist because of bait and switch, le, scams, etc. I will not put myself in that situation.
[QUOTE=northbound11]Due to financial reasons AMP and incall has become too expensive for me. I am back on the prowl.
My standards have risen dramatically and I will not pickup known crack types or anyone looking too dirty or unsafe.
Also I have always liked to find SW in other places. 79th is ok, but with the heavy le presences in undercover cars and high volume of drug activity I am turned off. In addition the pink house is just to much of a dump for me these days. I have become alittle spoiled after being off the streets for atleast year and half and doing the incall and girlfriend thing.
I prefer calle ocho, hialeah, 36st, flagler and also 46th, 54th west.
All of these places are closer to notels that rent for about $20. 00 (they have a shower and CLEAN sheets).
Cruising up ockocheebee west into hialeah I turned on Curtis Pwky going North. Went I hit 62nd I went left to Palm Ave. A few blocks up Palm is a Hotel. It is a jazcuzzi type place that is a sister to the one on (okeechobee). Upon reaching the corner I saw a woman standing on the corner. I pulled over right before the corner. The whole street has a side parking area for the stores and apartment buildings.
A few blocks up from that point is a drug rehabilitaion housing place. Alot of mentaly insane people there. I have picked up a few SW's that are housed there over the years, but they are always alittle strange. The people that live there normally walk to the C-Store and act bizzare. There is a heavy set BSW who used to live there that was the only normal one I've seen.
Anyway I wasn't sure if this woman I was watching was getting ready to cross the street or not so I watched for awhile. Because it is freezing she has a few layers on so it is hard to tell if she is a SW. After awhile she walked over and asked for a cigarrette. I don't smoke, she asked for a ride.
Got in, she was very nice, no drugs and opened her purse for me to search it, I declined. Off we went. Her name is Marissa. I have no contact info as she has no phone.
I was on my way to the Everglades when she suggest Miami Springs Motel. This is a much nicer place. It is on the corner of 4th and 36st by the airport. Closer than the Everglades Motel to where I was. I found out that while I was off for a year the notels raised there prices. They are all now $25. 00 with a $2-5. 00 refundable key deposit.
Paid and into the room we went. I prenegotiated $40. 00 for 1/2 and 1/2 although she was at $50. 00 to start but was thankfull for the opportunity to service me. A really nice mid 30's woman. Very Cuban- Face, mouth, body type, etc.
She is about 5'4, very petite except she has a big gut. But very nice breasts and ass. Smooth skin and her nails are done all blue with white tips. Nice fake nails. Perfect for handjob.
The BBBJ is awesome, she took the whole thing to the base and then started shaking her head and sticking out her tongue and attacking my balls. Total PSE. She went for 5 minutes and stopped I told her to continue. She went for it again. I could have gone all day, but I wanted to see what else she got.
Started Missionary. Unfortunately she had that smell. You experienced mongers know what I am talking about. It is like latex, fish, lube and other shit all rolled into one. I would have showered her or Glenn61 hosed her, but it was so freaking cold outside that the room was to cold and only one towel.
So I hit it anyway. From the moment I started she went into a fake fuck me orgasam mode. I switched to doggie and pounded her like there was no tommorrow. She was banging her hand so hard against the wall and headboard I thought we were going to get kicked out. I came.
It was freezing, got dressed quick and off we went.
She is staying at the Motel I mentioned with her whole family till the 10th when she will be hopefully getting her own place. She hangs out on the corner by there. I found her in the late afternoon. She does make eye contact with passing cars and has the eyes and smile of a SW. You will know her. Remember she has fake blue nails. And very clean. Short dark hair, and wears sneakers. Very clean and sweet looking. But still has a SW look.
Once she has her own place maybe she will give out her number. For now she did give me her room number so I can get intouch and see her again. Once I have her permission I will give it out to a select few.
Here is my 2008 alternative monger route that I follow:
79th street west to either 17-27th and I will take one of those to 36st or 46th. From there I will cruise a very large full square back to 79th street. Once I am done I will head up okchobee, back over to Palm Ave and follow all the way till 79th street again.
I have found the area on 79th street west of 32nd ave over the tracks by the cafeteria on the north side to be a pretty good pick up spot. It is easy to get on douglas and take it back to the Everglades or down 79th to the pink house.
I am also on the search for non-pro's. In the past I have found that: in hollywood- Ocean's 11, Frenchies, and Tradewinds have been good spots.
I am going to see what is going on in West Hollywood and also on 125th street in Miami there are a couple of bars that look promising especially the one east of biscayne.
There has to be some places that are safe, and reliable indoor bar scene where non pro's and pro's hang out.
Also the bars by the beach on 71st and a few blocks north have always produced worthwhile in the past.
In the next few weeks I am going on an all out search and I even have a new camera ready. Just need some cards and batteries and I am good to go.
I refused to use craiglist because of bait and switch, le, scams, etc. I will not put myself in that situation. [/QUOTE]Craigslist is not worth it. I heard people getting ripped off, scammed, etc. It seems like I've read more bad reviews then good.
The best thing for me I think is Flagler or 8st. Biscayne is ok but 79 I don't think I would try unless it's east of 95 maybe. I never tried 46 or 54. I think I saw a SW awhile back on 125 west of 95 but Flagler and 8st have been pretty good lately as far as how the SW's look. I don't think they're on crack. Most are young, fresh, clean, etc. What can I say. You just gotta watch out for le.
I was driving down flagler and 48 and saw 2 le's talking to 2 SW's and about block further down I saw another 2 SW's. I saw one that was black. I think it was lucious. I have her card which has her number. Both of them took a turn down 49st where the traffic light was cause they're was le talking to 2 SW's like I said before. They were hiding from le of course.
As I drove east of lejeune on flagler and 40av I saw 3 WSW by the ernesto motel. They all had coats on cause of the cold.
Wed night they're was 1 BSW on flagler while it was about 37 degrees. Thur was about 54.
I never seen a SW on palm ave. Just that st that 79th connects to the end where the horsetrack is which I think they'res a motel or apt there. Can't remember. I'm still interested in that HeavyBSW.
Can she whistle while she works the tuba?
Shes got some serious talent Glenn. I hope you keep her on the books.
What a way to start the New Year out..
jackson all i said was how big was glenn61's flagpole. thats not offensive. He's been insulting me and my post. I think jackson n glenn are lovers.
[QUOTE=Glenn61]I hit the monger trail about 11 pm Sat night, headed north bound (that's a play on words) to US1 in Hollywood,,,cops were out in full force, but the Glenster works well under pressure.
I was only on the stroll for like 10 minutes and Bingo.......!
I found this 22 y.o. escort/stripper , she's a cute white chick from Boston been down here for three years and dances somewhere and works as Channel.
I'm not posting her real name or other info since she uses a stage name.
We went back to my place and hit the shower and got to know each other real well, Three Jacksons and a nice tip was the tab.
She's my first featured girl in 2008 and a good sport,,,good pics and video followed,,I even had her record a personal message to my buddy Rob who needs some pvssy real bad...........:D
Here's the Video Link:
[url]http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=Channel_s_VID.wmv[/url][/QUOTE]
Glenn:
The best splooge shot of 2008. Probably the best one for the whole year. You are definately the Sultan of Splooge
Happy New Year
The Hammer
Nice Glenn
You don't find that kind of talent (looks) in Miami for less than $150.00 if at all. Much better than the usual 79th/Overtown chicks.
Hollywood is probably the best area except it is by the far the most heavily patroled especially now- SnowBird season.
In addition you can always swing by Tarks for some great oysters for the mojo, and there is a great pizza place Antonio's on US1 where it meets dixie and for dessert there is jacksons. Or the drive through ices and gelato place Rosies is outstanding. Plus there are two casinos on the sw trail along with other misc. things to break up the time. In additon the beach North of Stirling is so private that you can bring the sw out there and fuck in the ocean if you like. On many occasions this is the best option for me. Can't do that on Biscayne.
Overall a much better area to cruise and search. The Grand Motel no longer does the hourly thing because we are in season. Your best bet is the closest Motel to Mcdonalds-across from the gas station before Sheridan coming from the NORTH.
The rooms I believe are between 20-$25.00 for the hour. Usually the sw is happy to be inside and shower and will negotiate down to about $40.00 for 1/2 and 1/2.
I have found the best place to search is the paralell street to the west of Us1, I think it is 18th? especially around Johnson till taft.
Don't circle too much and obey speed limit and turn signal rules to the max. The cops are itchy in this area.
To repeat the obvious - if you are cruising residential areas like you almost need to when monger in Hollywood (Much more than biscayne and points south) you have to bring an alibi. I usually carry a map or a paper with an address of a street I know is in the area. This will save you. Also if you follow the Northbound money management system......$20.00 and condoms in left, $1.00s + wallet Right, $5.00 back right, $10.00 back left you may want to pull your money to the front as soon as your being followed or stopped.
One more thing, if your cell is hidden bring it out while you are being stopped.
They are searching for drugs- thats all. Make it less suspicious and your free to go after a half hour- multiple undercover harassament etc.
If you are stopped with a sw inside your car in Hollywood or Pembroke Park or Dania, best of luck. Keep your story straight and stick to it no matter what the police say.
Most people who have problems- face them in the dropoff. Pull into a gas station or shopping center and let them out. Even take gas if you feel followed.
I managed to not get arrested even in the most dire of circumstances due to these above tatics. There are many non-posting newbies here that need this.
Northbound11,
I agree with you northbound. I noticed a heavily patrolled area in Broward. Biscayne has been kinda dead.
is one where I am pulled over and the SW has hidden drugs in my car. Ever happen to anyone?
Ask from the get-go if she has drugs or whatever and if she says tell her to get out. I would think if theres drugs your going for a ride also. I wouldn't even let it get to that point. You know dang well she will say its yours and she holding it or some bogus story.[
QUOTE=Cleveland Report]is one where I am pulled over and the SW has hidden drugs in my car. Ever happen to anyone?[/QUOTE]
I always search my own vehicle after letting a SW out...twice I've found a crack pipe.
[QUOTE=Cleveland Report]is one where I am pulled over and the SW has hidden drugs in my car. Ever happen to anyone?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Glenn61]I hit the monger trail about 11 pm Sat night, headed north bound (that's a play on words) to US1 in Hollywood, cops were out in full force, but the Glenster works well under pressure.
I was only on the stroll for like 10 minutes and Bingo. !
I found this 22 y. O. Escort/stripper, she's a cute white chick from Boston been down here for three years and dances somewhere and works as Channel. I'm not posting her real name or other info since she uses a stage name.
We went back to my place and hit the shower and got to know each other real well, Three Jacksons and a nice tip was the tab.
She's my first featured girl in 2008 and a good sport, good pics and video followed, I even had her record a personal message to my buddy Rob who needs some pvssy real bad. : D
Here's the Video Link:
[url]http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php? Cat=video&file=Channel_s_VID. Wmv[/url][/QUOTE]She's shaped like a prepubescent boy or girl. I guess that could float someone's boat out there But her face is pretty enough.
I'm confused. Why was an "escort/stripper" walking the streets? And why was she charging so little?
Go Glenn61.
Another excellent report with top notch documentation.
Keep up the good work and i want to buy you a beer some time...
[QUOTE=Glenn61]
Nice treatment begets nice treatment is my motto,,,,,
A sweet little wh0re from the street corner will appreciate being treated to a relaxing time with someone who's friendly and complimentary and will help them out with a few bucks.
She'll happily provide a real GFE. (girl friend experience)
Not like the impersonal hustlers or hard core hookers that just do it for the money.
That has been my experience...........G61[/QUOTE]
That’s been my experience also.
I don’t know how I missed the original vid, but I did. I was about to ask to see more of her when I noted the link. Top notch work Glenn. She is a Happy Hooker, if I ever saw one.
CookyJar
That’s funny, I also picked her up last Saturday afternoon on US1 not far from John street. She was standing like a block down from the shell station on the northbound side. She was working with a similar looking girl (same hair cut, but different color hair). I also thought i had hit the jackpot, as the girl does have a decent face & very flat stomach. Said she was 22, from Boston, been here three years, & does not want to go back. Took her to a 25. hotel on US1 on the other side of Young’s Circle. Got her in the room got her clothes off. Tapped it for about a minute & had to quit. She was emitting a foul Oder that filled the whole room. Smelled like a neglected infection, mixed with shit. It actually smelled like something was decomposing. This odor was coming from her ****. Tried hitting hit again just to get my 40. Worth, but just could not do it. Took her back & dropped her off where I found her. That odor mentally stayed with me for the next 2 days. Its turning my stomach right now just thinking about it. That shit really ruined my day. That was one really nasty chick.
[QUOTE=Glenn61]I hit the monger trail about 11 pm Sat night, headed north bound (that's a play on words) to US1 in Hollywood,,,cops were out in full force, but the Glenster works well under pressure.
I was only on the stroll for like 10 minutes and Bingo.......!
I found this 22 y.o. escort/stripper , she's a cute white chick from Boston been down here for three years and dances somewhere and works as Channel.
I'm not posting her real name or other info since she uses a stage name.
We went back to my place and hit the shower and got to know each other real well, Three Jacksons and a nice tip was the tab.
She's my first featured girl in 2008 and a good sport,,,good pics and video followed,,I even had her record a personal message to my buddy Rob who needs some pvssy real bad...........:D
Here's the Video Link:
[url]http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=Channel_s_VID.wmv[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cleveland Report]
I am pulled over and the SW has hidden drugs in my car. Ever happen to anyone?
[/QUOTE]
Picked up a young junkie, who was hot but needed a fix. She asked me to head the opposite way that I wanted to, into Overtown, and the moment I realized she wanted me to drive her to her dealer, I told her I wouldn't do that for her, and made a u-turn to head the other way on an empty street.
What I was not aware of was that we were being watched, because as soon as I was headed out of the area, we were pulled over by an undercover pig.
While making us both stand outside the car, he frantically searched everywhere, and became more and more furious when he couldn't find anything. He finally went into my trunk, which was full of all my diving gear.
He pulled out my speargun, and was so excited that he had found a weapon, he ran over to me, jumping up and down, his face and bald head bright red color by now, exclaiming "A HA!!! What is THIS!!!!!?????"
I said, "Its my fucking speargun, you idiot. What the hell do you think it is?"
He finally gave up that we had no drugs, and told me if he ever saw me again, he would shoot me for sure, and then bust my ass. What a dick!
Be VERY careful. HPD Vice cops still doing undercover stings. They like to set up their fake street prostitute in the late afternoon/early evening, right on Federal, between Johnson street and Hollywood Blvd. She'll be standing or sitting on a bus bench alone, all miked up to record you, and with hidden video somewhere close by.
The heroic swat team will be crouched down hiding like cowards in the bushes, or stuffing themselves on doughnuts in their fabulous confiscated unmarked sportscars, behind a building in the next alley, waiting to pounce on you, so they can arrest you and throw you into jail for the weekend, and tow your car away to the impound.
Once you find someone to bring you $500 cash to bail you out, (non-refundable of course), you'll find the tow place also charges you another $500 cash to return your car, but they don't open until Monday morning. And remember, they not only have your car keys, they also have your house keys and your address, (not a coincidence!).
Then you can expect your mailbox to be flooded with brochures from a dozen lawyers congratulating you on being arrested for soliciting a prostitute, (even though she wasn't one, of course). Make sure you choose the one with the best marketing idea, the one who is THE former vice prosecutor, since he is very close friends with all the cops and judges and prosecutors. For a reasonable $4500 cash payment, he will take care of the case for you, splitting your money with the judge.
By the way, his 2 brand new 500SL Mercedes are just gorgeous, and he even gave one to the judge for Christmas.
What a great country, American justice, bought and paid for. Land of the free, as long as you stay out of Hollywood.
Yesterday morning around 6:30 am picked up a hot BSW one blk south of sheridan on fed. 21, slim, dressed really nice the type you would see on sobe or flagler. Wanted 100 for f/s. Offered 40, she went to 80. I went to 60 and we were off to the races. She's been here about a week from Texas. Alittle bitchy but her looks make up for it.
Hollywood has been great for sw action this week. I have not scene this many women out since early 2000.
Especially early morning and also at again at 8pm.
Alot of the sw aren't local either. Maybe they got a ride down with the Canadiens!!!
Financially I am strapped this week, but hope to partake shortly.
Been working in the area alot this week though.
I have noticed that at those two times the le situation has been calmer lately. Those Vice operations have been seen by that large empty parking lot by the church in the area the last poster provided.
The area NORTH of Pembroke and south of taft has been the best lately. No need to go to Miami. Avoid the alleyway that runs parrell to us1 by taft though as it is watched heavily. Also you find better action on the side streets than us1 itself.
The action on Foster Road has picked up slightly as well. If you like chocolate and find the action on Sistrunk accepable than Foster Rd will provide you with a good option. Foster runs parrell to Pembroke Rd from the South and the west side of Dixie all the way to 1 block before 1-95.
Another area in Hollywood with similar action to Foster Rd is one block before 441 on Pembroke rd. Make a right. Check the side streets as well. Remember that is residential though so don't drive up and down every street. (see part 1 of my lessons learned to find out why). The third street has a trailer park half way up to 441 that is pretty good for action lately. This entire section by 441 is more hit and miss. Stay on us1 for guarenteed sw. Journey west if your bored and want to see how good your sw radar is, maybe you'll accidentaly run into a non-pro.
I think this area is heavily under-reported because most mongers here are from mid-south Dade or Northern Broward. With the exception of Glenn and Tan of course.
There are also alot of heavy undercover agents around 441 in the vicinity of Hard Rock. I believe they are watching for speed and drunk drivers. Becareful in this area. It was insane the amount of marked and unmarked police pulling people over on Monday and Thursday night this week after 10pm.
The Hollywood Mayoral election is coming up soon - this may be part of it.
WOW, I hit the jackpot twice this week. Ran into a latina yesterday (dark skin), named jan who wanted $ for F/S. Went for .75
Today, I run into a SMOKIN hot, young black/latina named red (OMG what an ass on her) and she wanted $ for F/S. This girl was so hot, she should be escorting. I had a good time but both were a little rushed. I am sure I can get a better performance from them in the future, especially Red.
[QUOTE=Glenn61]he-he-he,,that's a clever slam there Lestat.
Some would be inclined to believe you except that all of your details you give about her are just what I mentioned in my post.
Got any info that I did not write about....? Got any pics...?
You have a reputation of fantasy land mongering going way back here,,,maybe Bubba will chime in here and take a swipe with a Lestat repartee.............:D[/QUOTE]Glenster;
I was laughing my ass off thinking this chick may not have washed up since you resscued her. Sounded like a major yeast infection. Too bad because she was looking damn good and I was hoping to get lucky and find her for an update. Now I guess we have to do a scratch and sniff test AND a cop check.
Well.... on another note has anybody had a chance to check out the dark skinned Latina at Stonewalls.....she is a rock solid 9.....curves everywhere you touch her....
She is supposed to be a Miami girl. Anyone recognize her?
[url]http://www.youporn.com/watch/124353[/url]
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[QUOTE=Lestat]Well.... on another note has anybody had a chance to check out the dark skinned Latina at Stonewalls.....she is a rock solid 9.....curves everywhere you touch her....[/QUOTE]With the butterfly tatto?
[QUOTE=LuvumBare]She is supposed to be a Miami girl. Anyone recognize her?
[url]http://www.youporn.com/watch/124353[/url]
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Ya she usually works under the I-95 overpass in Overtown, she is a real bargain at $20.00.
Do you believe everything you read?
[QUOTE=Northbound11]Hollywood has been great for sw action this week. I have not scene this many women out since early 2000.
Especially early morning and also at again at 8pm.
Alot of the sw aren't local either. Maybe they got a ride down with the Canadiens!!!
Financially I am strapped this week, but hope to partake shortly.
Been working in the area alot this week though.
I have noticed that at those two times the le situation has been calmer lately. Those Vice operations have been seen by that large empty parking lot by the church in the area the last poster provided.
The area NORTH of Pembroke and south of taft has been the best lately. No need to go to Miami. Avoid the alleyway that runs parrell to us1 by taft though as it is watched heavily. Also you find better action on the side streets than us1 itself.
The action on Foster Road has picked up slightly as well. If you like chocolate and find the action on Sistrunk accepable than Foster Rd will provide you with a good option. Foster runs parrell to Pembroke Rd from the South and the west side of Dixie all the way to 1 block before 1-95.
Another area in Hollywood with similar action to Foster Rd is one block before 441 on Pembroke rd. Make a right. Check the side streets as well. Remember that is residential though so don't drive up and down every street. (see part 1 of my lessons learned to find out why). The third street has a trailer park half way up to 441 that is pretty good for action lately. This entire section by 441 is more hit and miss. Stay on us1 for guarenteed sw. Journey west if your bored and want to see how good your sw radar is, maybe you'll accidentaly run into a non-pro.
I think this area is heavily under-reported because most mongers here are from mid-south Dade or Northern Broward. With the exception of Glenn and Tan of course.
There are also alot of heavy undercover agents around 441 in the vicinity of Hard Rock. I believe they are watching for speed and drunk drivers. Becareful in this area. It was insane the amount of marked and unmarked police pulling people over on Monday and Thursday night this week after 10pm.
The Hollywood Mayoral election is coming up soon - this may be part of it.[/QUOTE]
I know Hollywood very well, too well in fact since I lived there many years and had the unfortunate luck of crossing paths with Leo there a few times back in the day. North of Sheridan is all Dania which is patrolled by BSO, who are pricks and take no shit and will haul your ass impound your car if they see a SW get in or out of it. You may be found innocent later but still will deal with the hassle.
Hollywood has a V.I.N. unit aka Vice Intelligence Narcotics, they have high tech surveillance, a van with parabolic mikes, video cameras, and get cops to look just like a down and out SW, never been pinched for THAT but.... They are tricky there are 12 or more of them, and in Hollywood only the the seasoned should play but there are some gems there. Go to the USA SW 22 rules and read and heed. Do not ever stop your vehicle on Federal, Do not ever talk through a car window, watch your ass there. They round Johns up constantly and never put shit in the papers.
The VIN is also very tricky, they are truly good at what they do unfortunately. Even if you do not say shit to a decoy and stop aroun the corner and wait for her you are screwed because believe me the will lie and do what it takes to keep your vehicle for auction and or use for surveillance. Metro Dade is busier with drug cartels, and OC but Hollywood can focus on the tricks and Ho's and 2 bit dope dealers.
Who's the dorkweed in the white compact pickup (FL - T69 OUF) following other Wh0rE m0nGeRs around. I don't appreciate the tail.
I suppose he didn't appreciate it when I circled the school board three times and ended up following him. When he gave up looking for me the fouth time around he didn't notice that I snuck up his tailpipe. He sure does put on the miles circling through the neighborhood over and over.
I have a suspicion who this might be. The only identifiable feature I could make out through the tints were rather large flappy ears.
Just want everyone to know someone's out there being a smart ass. Keep an eye out for this chump.
By the way - I think you license bulb is out.
Well said Hodar.....I have been combing Hollywood for years & everything you have said here is dead on on point.... I have even gotten to know some of the cops faces just by observing the stings... Yet there are some great gems to be had there...... If you see a thick half black/half hispanic chick with wavey jet black hair posing a SW...she is a deffinate cop...& if she tells you to pull around ther corner dont....you'll get swarmed by undercover SUVs all of them cops...I have watched it happen many times...
[QUOTE=Hodar]I know Hollywood very well, too well in fact since I lived there many years and had the unfortunate luck of crossing paths with Leo there a few times back in the day. North of Sheridan is all Dania which is patrolled by BSO, who are pricks and take no shit and will haul your ass impound your car if they see a SW get in or out of it. You may be found innocent later but still will deal with the hassle.
Hollywood has a V.I.N. unit aka Vice Intelligence Narcotics, they have high tech surveillance, a van with parabolic mikes, video cameras, and get cops to look just like a down and out SW, never been pinched for THAT but.... They are tricky there are 12 or more of them, and in Hollywood only the the seasoned should play but there are some gems there. Go to the USA SW 22 rules and read and heed. Do not ever stop your vehicle on Federal, Do not ever talk through a car window, watch your ass there. They round Johns up constantly and never put shit in the papers.
The VIN is also very tricky, they are truly good at what they do unfortunately. Even if you do not say shit to a decoy and stop aroun the corner and wait for her you are screwed because believe me the will lie and do what it takes to keep your vehicle for auction and or use for surveillance. Metro Dade is busier with drug cartels, and OC but Hollywood can focus on the tricks and Ho's and 2 bit dope dealers.[/QUOTE]