Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Horsetrader]Slip and Slide had been available with a variety of providers on the DC AMP scene, but only after they knew you. My first experience felt so good that I thought I had entered the promised land without a hat. It scared the crap out of me until I realized that a wet, soapy, 100 pound K-girl could feel really good on the outside. Those places are closed now.

Horsetrader[/QUOTE]

I can think of a few that felt really good on the outside too. There are a few out there who seem to specialize in the slight of "hand" where you actually think you're inside when your not...and half the time, like Drummer Boy says, it's actually better than being inside. These were mostly all after the TS was over though.

The last slip and slide I had was promising to be one for the record books - while mamasan watched - but it was cut short. It was from a wild little spinner from a now defunct spa downtown. She hopped on at first because, as she said "the table was too high...and I'm too short." I thought it would be stopped immediately when mamasan peeked into the shower, but she just stood there watching. But, the jealousy of another girl brought on a case of slipnslidus interuptus. Just when it was getting good too...we had just transitioned from an inverted Russian to a soapy 69...

The ones you might find on the internet use some sort of slippery syrup...which is quite different from the soapy showers. How? Because it's more slippery, they use it everywhere, and, it's edible. Probably gotta go to the land of the rising sun to experience that...

I am curious to try this but a little concerned. Christ the temptation must be there but thank God that most of us have two heads, hopefully working at the same time.

First time poster. I've learned a lot from this board and thought it only far to share some of the experiences.

I'm a long time visitor to 21 (f/k/a Rainbow). I use to see Lucy there for awhile, but then got introduced to Michelle. Lucy was good, but Michelle is a little younger. Michelle is very eager to please and has a fantastic smile. She has this way of being in a mish position and making it fell like you're really in, but of course you're not. Hard to explain, but very nice.

Anyway, I wanted to try a few other places for a change of pace and tried the Oriental Spa. My first experience was with Mickey. This was my first time there, but I tried to act like I had been there before. I didn't get a name of a girl that worked there before (a good tip from the board - but I hadn't read that far), so she only stripped from waste up. Had standard HR and left happy, but still wanted to try someone else.

Next time I called ahead and made up a name of girl. They woman said she no longer worked there (lucky for me) but they had a new "nice" girl named May. I accepted and was not disappointed. May is in early 20's (as far as I can tell). She is somewhat Americanized - meaning, no real broken English. She is model material with B size breast. The massage was really good and she was very interested in pleasing, but she made sure that I knew going in that there was no F/S offered. I would say that she is a close of a GFE I have ever gotten at an AMP. I would rate as follows:

Massage: 8
Attitude: 9.5
Face: 9
Body: 9
Service: 9

Also, just to further share; I've read some other post that said you have to "self shower" at oriental sap. I have been there 4 times and have never showered alone or had to wash myself anywhere.

Ok I must be a bad searcher. But can someone post a link for what a slip and slide is like.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Senshine]Ok I must be a bad searcher. But can someone post a link for what a slip and slide is like.

Thanks[/QUOTE]
The Thai/Japanese style slip and slide:

NOT THIS: [url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9136637153874001148[/url]

BUT THIS: [url]http://www.str8up.com/watch.php?v=330[/url]

AND THIS: [url]http://www.mojoflix.com/Video/Thai-Body-Massage.html[/url]

MORE INFO: [url]http://www.geocities.com/colonze2/Nuru.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]The Thai/Japanese style slip and slide:

NOT THIS: [url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9136637153874001148[/url]

BUT THIS: [url]http://www.str8up.com/watch.php?v=330[/url]

AND THIS: [url]http://www.mojoflix.com/Video/Thai-Body-Massage.html[/url]

MORE INFO: [url]http://www.geocities.com/colonze2/Nuru.html[/url][/QUOTE]

The third one.....the third one.....the third one.....the third one.....the third one.....

I drove by there this afternoon. The lights were out. A monger in a SUV was in front of me and he drove slowly by, surely crying as I was.

Slip, sliding away. That is pretty hot.

There used to be an AMP over in Ellicott City Rt, 40 upstairs from a regular MP. The regular MP was just manual release and a rip-off. The AMP, on the hand, was amazing. They always had hot, young providers.

There was one that I had to do twice in a row. That's pretty hard for an old man like me but she was shy but once I got her warmed up....WOW! THe women in #3 looked just like her w/o the glasses.



Larry!

[QUOTE=Larry 56]Slip, sliding away. That is pretty hot.

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Larry![/QUOTE]It feels better than it looks, especially on your back with lots of soap. It's been a while since that treatment has been available.

Horsetrader

[QUOTE=Aacountyman]The third one.....the third one.....the third one.....the third one.....the third one.....[/QUOTE]

YOU GOT IT AAMAN....

[QUOTE=Aacountyman]I drove by there this afternoon. The lights were out. A monger in a SUV was in front of me and he drove slowly by, surely crying as I was.[/QUOTE]This is the second time recently that I have read about lights being out at ML. I drove by on Monday the 30th around 7P and the neon open sign was lit. Unfortunately, didn't have the proper amount of time to devote to further research.

Hopefully, they are just forgetting to turn on the light or perhaps are taking energy conservation to heart!

[QUOTE=DrummerBoy]I actually got one from the famous CoCo at SUN when it was her standard fare. Awesome is the word, very hard not to bust a nut all over her with all that body contact. It was even better than FS as I remember. Alas, she is gone and SUN banned it. Now all is a memory! If there is a provider and place doing this. by all means backchannel me!![/QUOTE]For those that recall CoCo from ML in 2004 or late 2005, she worked at Royal Spa in DC during early 2005 and went by the name of Sue. During one visit at Royal, I was lucky enough to recieve the shower treatment and it was totally awesome.

Considering how these girls move around and change names, don't know if this is the same CoCo that was at Sun.

[QUOTE=Gregster]This is the second time recently that I have read about lights being out at ML. I drove by on Monday the 30th around 7P and the neon open sign was lit. Unfortunately, didn't have the proper amount of time to devote to further research.

Hopefully, they are just forgetting to turn on the light or perhaps are taking energy conservation to heart![/QUOTE]

This is the first time that I've heard about the "OPEN" sign being on. Don't think it's an energy conservation thing...! It's been a few days since I cruised by there and the sign has been off and the (apparently) handwritten note was still on the door. I saw a monger yanking on the door, so it was obviously locked. Previous to this, "a friend told me" that there were only two girls working there, Angie and ehhh, forgot. Maybe they lock the door and turn off the lights when both girls are occupied. Who knows. Don't think mamasan partakes unless one of you sick monkeys out there are into that! hahahaha!

Hopefully, someone will venture out and report some good news.

BP

... they only have one therapist. By the time I got there I think I was client #87 for the day and services were very mechanical. Everything was on the menu but none of it was very good. Mamasan said they have a new therapist coming on Friday. I won't be back until at least Friday.

Horsetrader

[QUOTE=Aacountyman]The third one.....the third one.....the third one.....the third one.....the third one.....[/QUOTE]I have to find a slip sliding joint now, that looks awesome. Thanks for the link and education.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader]... they only have one therapist. By the time I got there I think I was client #87 for the day and services were very mechanical. Everything was on the menu but none of it was very good. Mamasan said they have a new therapist coming on Friday. I won't be back until at least Friday.

Horsetrader[/QUOTE]Did you get a TS? That's what's killing the place for me.

Again I am new but I do read. I have seen others in the past post about the sacred house of bliss. Is this the same as lhc. If it is I've already done it. If its different, give me a clue where. Doest need to be specific. Hope to have a report on escape later. Pm me if ya want

Cheers

Horsetrader,

Thanks for takin' one for the team and reporting back!

BP

[QUOTE=Booty Pirate] Don't think mamasan partakes unless one of you sick monkeys out there are into that! hahahaha!

Hopefully, someone will venture out and report some good news.

BP[/QUOTE]

I once offered to do mamasan @ Lily's but she turned Little Larry! down and we were both upset about that. Asian women don't seem to age well IMHO and the ones that do, look great.


Larry!

After my first experience which I reported earlier, I had to return to the scene of the massage. The first time was with Anna at GHI, the second visit was with the older lady with the very large upper body. She greeted me at the door and was very kind and seemed genuinely happy to see me. She could only do the half hour massage which suited me fine cause I only had and hour and a half lunch. The massage was much softer than Annas but very arousing. I used some of the techniques I learned here on the board to let her know what I was in search of. An boy did I find it!

So, I thought to myself well hell lets try some other places. Went down the road a bit and visited another spot, where I met with Honey. She was a beautiful woman with a helluva body unfortunately it was covered with long white pants and a long somewhat tight fitting shirt. I asked for a half hour and was outta there in twelve minutes. A wham bam thank you mam type of visit. Really not wanting to go back.

Returned to GHI for the next visit and Anna was there I got a great table shower and she thoroughly cleaned everything. We went back for the massage and she started to beat the crap out of me. Man I have learned to love it. The flip was much more involved than the half hour. She gave a BBBJ and lots of kissing. After sliding all over she relieved all tension and away I went. I think I was there for an hour and fifteen and felt great. So I took a bit of a hiatus.

I recently had an opportunity to visit the evergreen in baltimore and was greeted by the mamasan who was very business like. She ushered me into a room 1. I asked for a shower. After undressing I was moved to the shower, during the moved there were numerous customers walking through the hall which was very uncomfortable. The shower was self iniated and people were constantly walking by the curtain. It was partially open and I saw a goddess walk by. Thought it would be rude to ask Summer, my girl, what the other lady's name was. The other lady was around 5'10" tall and very stacked. She had a gorgeous smile and was wearing a short one piece dress that was so tight one could see all the curves. I was hoping the girl was going to switch after seeing me but alas it did not happen. Meanwhile summer was a nice woman and gave a so-so massage. The flip was nice and she did relieve my tension.

Can't wait for my next meeting so I can revisit and hopefully get the taller woman.

Mamasan #1
Overall 8
Attitude 9
Face 5
Body 8 (Nice chest but little rear)
Service 8

Anna
Overall 8
Attitude 8

[QUOTE=Booty Pirate]This is the first time that I've heard about the "OPEN" sign being on. Don't think it's an energy conservation thing...! It's been a few days since I cruised by there and the sign has been off and the (apparently) handwritten note was still on the door. I saw a monger yanking on the door, so it was obviously locked. Previous to this, "a friend told me" that there were only two girls working there, Angie and ehhh, forgot. Maybe they lock the door and turn off the lights when both girls are occupied. Who knows. Don't think mamasan partakes unless one of you sick monkeys out there are into that! hahahaha!

Hopefully, someone will venture out and report some good news.

BP[/QUOTE]I went to Happiness on Wednesday and saw Angie there. Don't know if this signifies anything but I thought it might help us figure out what's happening there.

[QUOTE=The Sarge]This joint was closed when I went there today. I drove past it at night and it seemed very dark. Any details?[/QUOTE]It's been closed for at least two weeks. I guess it was too good (except for that wacky home-made TS) to last.

M

Last weekend I reported that Reflections had posted a sign saying they had moved. I sent an email to the business and got a nice reply that said they were closing permanently due to lazy and dishonest staff. Imagine that.

They were always at the bottom of my list, but it was nice have them available when all else failed.

Horsetrader

Took 1 for the team. Ad in cp.

Call for address walkins welcome.

Pros:
Hot am chicks.
No rush.
Clean.
Pick your gal.

Cons:
$ house hr. 60 no top $ nothing.
Are+t only. No daty no dig no nuthing.
No shower.

Was able to hagle down the $ tip.

For a better experience along the same lineswould recomend a trip to lancaster to whirl. Take about $. 20 with ya.

[QUOTE=Larry 56]I once offered to do mamasan @ Lily's but she turned Little Larry! down and we were both upset about that.
Larry![/QUOTE]

I keep reading and re-reading this and it cracks me up everytime! You are classic, Larry!

BP

Welcome to all of the newbies and thanks for all of your reports!


Larry!

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This sadly has been closed down. It was the first time I ever became a regular at a AMP. Which I now understand the benefit of doing so. What I find odd is I could not find any article from any paper of this place closing down. Surely if it got busted it would be a headline.

I am now looking for a new AMP to call my own. If anyone has a suggestion to try one please feel free to PM me. I am not interested in moonlight. Its just to popular. Thats why I loved FEHC. It was never really that busy.

Hope to hear from someone soon, and good luck on the board.

These are the spas I have tried and not really liked.

Baco - to old
Lilly's - not enough menu
Spa-21 - to mechanical
Moonlight...just not interedsted in checking it out unless I have to.

The light was on so I went in. I guess I got the new unit that showed up Friday, older than I would've liked, short and very stocky, built like a brick shithouse. But, it turned out to be a great time and I might repeat. Not much else to say.

[QUOTE=Bikjik69]The light was on so I went in. I guess I got the new unit that showed up Friday, older than I would've liked, short and very stocky, built like a brick shithouse. But, it turned out to be a great time and I might repeat. Not much else to say.[/QUOTE]Actually, that sounds like the one that has been there for a week or more. I think the name was Millie, or something like that. With me everything was available but she was mechanical and I didn't enjoy it.

BP went in. Actually suprised Mamasan! Sampled Sunny. Not much in the looks department and the strong scent of cigarette smoke on her breath was not exactly a turn on. However, she was energetic after the flip - 'A' for effort.

Anyone else missing the type of talent they had in there 1-2 years ago?

Maybe we should hold elections for the ML Hall of Fame...

BP

I vote for Umi at Lily's - haven't seen her in a long time though.

(I have to say something good once in a while)

[QUOTE=Booty Pirate]Maybe we should hold elections for the ML Hall of Fame...

BP[/QUOTE]I vote for Pink. BeBe wasn't bad and gets an honorable mention.

I know this is about ML but I still cry thinking about the old CPHC.

Stopped by the Woodlawn palace this am, and the sign was on. Mama-San did not recognize me, but she accepted my statement to that effect. She took me back and introduced me to Millie, a beautiful 20 something with enhanced equipment, the enhancements were the best I've seen, but I still prefer natural. Anyway, for the usual fees the usual items were on the menu. A good time, and I will defineitely repeat, but I may want to try out the other ladies. Please PM me for additional info.

Happy Mongering

Baldconan1

Went to Baco last night and saw Mimi. Late 30's, a little over wieght, natural and large. Works the backside very well. Usual fees.

BTW, I spent 30 minutes looking for the place on Charles & 34th street and only saw dorm rooms. Can anyone help me out, even through back channels.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Towson]Went to Baco last night and saw Mimi. Late 30's, a little over wieght, natural and large. Works the backside very well. Usual fees.

BTW, I spent 30 minutes looking for the place on Charles & 34th street and only saw dorm rooms. Can anyone help me out, even through back channels.

Thanks[/QUOTE]


It would appear that I owe you a half hour of your life.... A while back some asshat wasn't RTFF'ing and was stupidly asking where [b]J[/b]ade [b]H[/b]ealth was, and I decided to fuck with him by sending him the the only JH that I know... my alma mater. At any rate, sorry about that - there is an AMP further on down Charles St. a bit that is mentioned in the thread (maybe in the archives) but there isn't anything to be found near Hopkins.

When you've built up some cred I'll buy you a beer.


Bench

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]It would appear that I owe you a half hour of your life.... A while back some asshat wasn't RTFF'ing and was stupidly asking where [b]J[/b]ade [b]H[/b]ealth was, and I decided to fuck with him by sending him the the only JH that I know... my alma mater. At any rate, sorry about that - there is an AMP further on down Charles St. a bit that is mentioned in the thread (maybe in the archives) but there isn't anything to be found near Hopkins.

When you've built up some cred I'll buy you a beer.

Bench[/QUOTE]Thanks. I went to JH last night as well and was extremely disappointed in the selection. So much so, I had to go to Baco.

I normally lurk at another city's boards, but I was up in be'more and rtff and decided on trying my luck at a place close by my airport hotel. The service was about average to other places, although the full menu wasn't offered. However, my server did provide substitutions and sure made it feel like a full menu. Bottom line: I left happy. But the thing I wanted to bring to the board's attention was that when I went in, I noticed a nondescript guy in a descript car looking bored as if he'the been there a long time. Probably just waiting on a bud. However, a while back I noticed the same thing at one of my local faves and a couple days later it was closed with many involved having court appearances. Anyway, I didn't notice anyone when I left, so it might just be paranoia? Be safe.

Was working in bville today. Went to bt. This place gets review about 5 times a day in pg board. Bmore is my normal stomp so I'm sharing here. Not too much to look at but not baco bad. My gal was ann. 40ish she said but looked younger (who knows with these ladies). Anyway very very very thourogh ts. Nice light massage and I was very very happy.

Service/skils 9.8
Attitude 10
Looks eh 6
Will I go back: yup

Attention newbies. I am new and I rtff and if you want to know more rtff on this place.

[QUOTE=GlobeKing]Was working in bville today. Went to bt. This place gets review about 5 times a day in pg board. Bmore is my normal stomp so I'm sharing here. Not too much to look at but not baco bad. My gal was ann. 40ish she said but looked younger (who knows with these ladies). Anyway very very very thourogh ts. Nice light massage and I was very very happy.

Service/skils 9.8
Attitude 10
Looks eh 6
Will I go back: yup

Attention newbies. I am new and I rtff and if you want to know more rtff on this place.[/QUOTE]What does BT stand for?

Thanks