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It seems patti has retired. I don't have the official word, but her numbers on the reotic review and on other sites no longer work. It seems her last online activity was March and April or 2011. Then that was it.

Whoever used to do her ads for her has stopped as well.

She was the only affordable BBBJ / swallow provider I went to.

[QUOTE=FaceBanger;1350137]Hi All. This if my first post. Great site so helpful. I was just wondering if anyone has seen Patti the MILF / Gilf lately? I just read her reviews (that are old. LOL) and if she was available anymore. Also wondering if someone knew another provider like her? As in price and where NO is not an answer to them. LOL thanks[/QUOTE]

Thank god she has retired. She was way past her prime and I never got anything close to what was said of her. She was very good with her understanding of the mass transit system though. It was all downhill after that

[QUOTE=Gillscot; 1352823]It seems patti has retired. I don't have the official word, but her numbers on the reotic review and on other sites no longer work. It seems her last online activity was March and April or 2011. Then that was it.

Whoever used to do her ads for her has stopped as well.

She was the only affordable BBBJ / swallow provider I went to.[/QUOTE]I figured that. I couldn't really find ads or post for her. Was wondering if you knew of an providers like Patti? That provide BBBJ / Swallow for an affordable price? Much appreciated.

I wish. The ones who do I consider more than $ than worth the nut. But Betty_snj is good. Her sched doesn't jibe with mine, so I never thought to see her. The rest are hit and miss or BBBJ / cim only it seems.

[QUOTE=FaceBanger;1353316]I figured that. I couldn't really find ads or post for her. Was wondering if you knew of an providers like Patti? That provide BBBJ / Swallow for an affordable price? Much appreciated.[/QUOTE]

True, GTRACK, but at least she was bbbjnsnq. It seems hard to come by these days. CIM is ok, but I would never pay more that 100 for that.

[QUOTE=Gtrack;1353110]Thank god she has retired. She was way past her prime and I never got anything close to what was said of her. She was very good with her understanding of the mass transit system though. It was all downhill after that[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FaceBanger;1353316]I figured that. I couldn't really find ads or post for her. Was wondering if you knew of an providers like Patti? That provide BBBJ / Swallow for an affordable price? Much appreciated.[/QUOTE]I saw Jada Monroe a while ago and she gave a great bbbjnsnq. A lot of slobbering. She is usually north of $$ for an hour session but gives specials for quicky. 8 at times.

[QUOTE=V Monkey;1355560]I saw Jada Monroe a while ago and she gave a great bbbjnsnq. A lot of slobbering. She is usually north of $$ for an hour session but gives specials for quicky. 8 at times.[/QUOTE]She is def hot LOL. Anyone know mature women that do BBBJ / cim? They don't have to swallow. LOL and not from an agency. And not really in to heavy set girls. Not that theres a problem with that LOL just not my cup of tea.

What's up fellas. New to the board not the game.

First post so I want to contribut been going to Episodes for a long time & want to drop some knowlege on the girls.

1st & fourmost. The weather has been warmer then usual there recently but that still aint stopping brothers!

Here is my favorites from the last 6 months. If you go there and see them most of them are keepers:

Ryan: Hands down the prettiest face there. Banging body (big implants) going away on vacation for a while she told me last week but hope she will be back in march.

Gina: Big dominican girl aint seen her in a while but great service. Youngest thing there had some baby fat but was a good time.

Rea: Fine sweet ebony darling. Luv this girl for her vibe, looks, and service best headgame there.

Pillar: Cute white chick who is thick from the waste down great doggie with that azz up in the air (bad tat on her thigh but I don't mind)

Jade: Chinese chick with lots of black eye make up thin and not too much on top but always a good time.

Haley: Sweetness personifyed! One of my favorites lots of tats all over but they work 4 her. Off the hook service!

Christina: Tiny Puerto Rican chick looks like one of the kardasian girlz crazy little freak would do anything in the room for some extra $ no tits though. My son got bigger titties but she liked it hard as I could do it! Faleesha said she went back to school

Karly: Damn I think we all been with karly and theres a good reason for that cute schoolgirl type great service little titties are kinda busted but i just flip her and go doggie so I can see the tats of the eyes on her azzcheeks look back at me!

Sofia: Older spanish chick with a slammin body nice thin waste and flat stomach which is hard 2 find with older woman got good implants they look real.

Becky: Tall white chick with a nice body who always got a different bad wig on her head. Space cadet to the max. Went with her once and never again. Seemed out of it.

There you go fellas. Hope this helps next time you stop by. Grandma aint there anymore since shit went down so it might be easier for newbies to get in.

Peace

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Sam, thank you so much for the review, but you left out that Episodes has a strict door policy before people start requesting info from you OR you may want to add that if they want to get in, they may have to come with you. I haven't been there myself, but I do know it's hard to get in if you are not a member, you have to go there with a member unless they've finally changed things.

[QUOTE=SamWilson; 1356357]What's up fellas. New to the board not the game.

First post so I want to contribut been going to Episodes for a long time & want to drop some knowlege on the girls.

1st & fourmost. The weather has been warmer then usual there recently but that still aint stopping brothers!

Here is my favorites from the last 6 months. If you go there and see them most of them are keepers:

Ryan: Hands down the prettiest face there. Banging body (big implants) going away on vacation for a while she told me last week but hope she will be back in March.

Gina: Big dominican girl aint seen her in a while but great service. Youngest thing there had some baby fat but was a good time.

Rea: Fine sweet ebony darling. Luv this girl for her vibe, looks, and service best headgame there.

Pillar: Cute white chick who is thick from the waste down great doggie with that azz up in the air (bad tat on her thigh but I don't mind)

Jade: Chinese chick with lots of black eye make up thin and not too much on top but always a good time.

Haley: Sweetness personifyed! One of my favorites lots of tats all over but they work 4 her. Off the hook service!

Christina: Tiny Puerto Rican chick looks like one of the kardasian girlz crazy little freak would do anything in the room for some extra $ no tits though. My son got bigger titties but she liked it hard as I could do it! Faleesha said she went back to school

Karly: Damn I think we all been with karly and theres a good reason for that cute schoolgirl type great service little titties are kinda busted but I just flip her and go doggie so I can see the tats of the eyes on her azzcheeks look back at me!

Sofia: Older spanish chick with a slammin body nice thin waste and flat stomach which is hard 2 find with older woman got good implants they look real.

Becky: Tall white chick with a nice body who always got a different bad wig on her head. Space cadet to the max. Went with her once and never again. Seemed out of it.

There you go fellas. Hope this helps next time you stop by. Grandma aint there anymore since shit went down so it might be easier for newbies to get in.

Peace.

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Hey moderater. Sorry about that.

Gs. You are right guess I shouldve mentioned that.

One last thing. Forgive me fellas but my memory is for shit (did too many bong hits back in the day when I was listening to johnny guitar watson lps LOL!)

Jade is a tall thin ebony freak who gives great service for a extra $$$ anal is on the menu (she got to lose the bad weaves though)

Kim is the Chinese chick who is thin and wears the black eye make up all the time. Good service though always.

No problem, Sam. Just looking out for you because I know you will get lots of info requests for details and if these guys showed up there, they'll want to blame you (wouldn't be your fault) because they couldn't get in. It's all good.

[QUOTE=SamWilson; 1356539]Hey moderater. Sorry about that.

Gs. You are right guess I shouldve mentioned that.

One last thing. Forgive me fellas but my memory is for shit (did too many bong hits back in the day when I was listening to johnny guitar watson lps LOL!)

Jade is a tall thin ebony freak who gives great service for a extra $$$ anal is on the menu (she got to lose the bad weaves though)

Kim is the Chinese chick who is thin and wears the black eye make up all the time. Good service though always.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gillscot;1357073]No problem, Sam. Just looking out for you because I know you will get lots of info requests for details and if these guys showed up there, they'll want to blame you (wouldn't be your fault) because they couldn't get in. It's all good.[/QUOTE]If you know the addy of the place it will not be hard to pass the test once you enter the 6th floor of funk'and fun. Please don't pm me for the info. It is all here on the web ph, add etc.

I've seen a few sites (non CL / BP) that indicate availability of multiple girls. Yay / Nay? Any advice or experience that could be shared in the forum or via PM?

Thanks,

Moz

[QUOTE=Morozek; 1359794]I've seen a few sites (non CL / BP) that indicate availability of multiple girls. Yay / Nay? Any advice or experience that could be shared in the forum or via PM?

Thanks,

Moz[/QUOTE]Not worth it in my opinion. They're going to want a hefty price for their time, and you only have one sword to swing. If you're really into that kind of thing, take that 400 and buy yourself a flight down to Costa rica or the dominican, much better bangs for your bucks.

But I thought it will get a better response. Any ways any one ever been to these? Usually they have a party atleast once or twice a week. Here's the text one sent to me. Sex party will be.Tonite 6pm-11pm! Mix crowd couples, single ladies, Sex is going to be all over the place. Ladies never say no and anything goes! 

120 guys, 50 couples, ladies free. B.Y.O.B Party! 38st (OMitted the rest of the address myself) 3rd floor, PASSWORD IS Vegas.

ARE YOU COMING?

Ph # ends in 4645

First, I'll comment on the last post.

Sex party where guys pay 120 and girls are free. I would have to believe it's a scam, as I'm pretty sure a decent looking chick that wanted to get laid could simply walk into any number of NYC bars and get hit on by a bunch of dudes that didn't pay 120 to try to bang her. But I bet this scam is profitable for some. Hell a decent looking chick could probably walk into olive garden and get hit on by one of us while our wives are in the ladies room.

I learned the lesson paying a 15 buck cover to go into a NJ bikini bar that ended up only selling soda and juice inside. And they were wearing bikini's behind a bar like a football field. The look on my face must have told all. The bartender chick just smiled at me as I walked out without buying a five buck coke. It would have felt like I staye behind to get a second rape, so I just had to get out.

In any event, thought I'd be TOFTT, but it turned out OK tonight. In NY on business and called a blonde chick on BP that never called back. Lily I think. She looks hot, so I'm sure the pic isn't her, even though I tried to check the image on TE and found nothing.

Saw an ad for nuru near times square. Something new, and I like seaweed in my sushi, so I figured I'd give it a try. Called and she sounded fairly young, though I've been seriously shocked before. Couldn't hardly understand her, but eventually found the place. It was her apartment, dark and seedy. They always are. I got to find a new hobby. She was not the pic, big surprise, but a 6. 5 on my scale, so I decided to stay. Probably in her

30's, supposedly from japan. Hell, it was cold out, and I had been walking for a while trying to get her directions right. Pay up front, just under 200. Wearing a black dress, nothing under. Slim body, nice butt, see cups. Pretty face, in a homely way.

Hey, I came for the nuru, but quickly figured that wasn't going to happen. She sprayed below and my hands, like I was being treated after leaving three mile island. OK, maybe that is an exaggeration. Sprayed like how your supposed to wash your hands after leaving a restaurant before you go back to cook someone's food.

Started on my back, with a little clothing on body slide for like 5 seconds, and she asked for the flip. OK, so much for foreplay. I must look like I'll sleep with anyone. On goes the cover, and a quick CBJ before I wanted to taste and did so, for a time. Missionary finish, not too much drama, not too exciting, not too bad either.

You know those experiences when you could blow early because it's been awhile, and you just invested money, so you want it to last, but then it takes awhile, because it's a little like screwing your sister, but she's kinda hot, so you don't stop. I've never screwed my sister, but I bet that's what it's like. Anyway, I started to kind of get bored, and gave some thought to asking for some doggy, but decided I had enough, and finished. I do amaze myself with my ability to come on command.

Anyway, quick clean up, some small talking to ourselves, as neither of us understand each other, and off. I guess I could leave a tip, but it was so unexciting I just moved on.

Dropped by Monday night and saw gina who I ain't seen in a long while! Girl was looking fine too. Some chicks are up for almost anything (for the extra $).

Whats the good word everyone. I was wondering if any of you fellow Hobbyist knew of any ladies that offer bbbjdtcim / BBBJCIM / bbbjnqns for a reasonable price? If possible a cougar or older not a granny nor bbw's. LOL good looks gents any help would be greatly appreciated and of course if I see someone that you guys recommend I will def put up a review on them. Thanks. I had this same topic asked in another forum site but everyone they recommended was a granny or retired.

Thanks gents

[QUOTE=FaceBanger; 1365146]Whats the good word everyone. I was wondering if any of you fellow Hobbyist knew of any ladies that offer bbbjdtcim / BBBJCIM / bbbjnqns for a reasonable price? If possible a cougar or older not a granny nor bbw's. LOL good looks gents any help would be greatly appreciated and of course if I see someone that you guys recommend I will def put up a review on them. Thanks. I had this same topic asked in another forum site but everyone they recommended was a granny or retired.

Thanks gents[/QUOTE]C'mon, do a little RTFWS. You've been a member for 2 weeks and half of your six posts are begging for the 411 on a BBBJCIM hookup. Go to BP and TOFTT. No offense, but things can get hot and no one knows you from a hole in the ground. Earn some stripes and the info will follow.

A lot of us are generally lazy and do not want to take the iniative when it comes to research. They think it's take out from a restaurant. This guy wants a special so he will have a hard time dining.

Called Thursday night and the answering machine picked up so I thought they got closed again. They picked up and wuz open tonight so I went and saw ryan. Something wuz up because she had a funky stink coming from somewhere on her. Still busted my nut but did alot of breathing thru my mouth! LOL! Wuz not about to start sniffing which hole the stink wuz coming from but never had that happen with her before! Maybe her time of the month wuz coming or she ate a buritto before!

[QUOTE=Morozek;1365304]C'mon, do a little RTFWS. You've been a member for 2 weeks and half of your six posts are begging for the 411 on a BBBJCIM hookup. Go to BP and TOFTT. No offense, but things can get hot and no one knows you from a hole in the ground. Earn some stripes and the info will follow.[/QUOTE]I've been a hobbyist for like 11 years. Most of the women I have seen no longer work or I personally haven't seen them in years. The last time I saw someone on BP was like 2+years ago. So for me to give a review is hard or it would straight up be a lie. I'm asian so I mainly go to AMP. I could give you guys endless reviews on places like that but whats the point. There all the same. Seriously all they do is change names and girls everyother week. The service is always the same. Shower, massage, CBJ, and then leave. I understand your points. You and gtrack but at the same time I use this site so I don't have to TOFTT or risk being arrested (which for me is horrible cause I already have a nice record for the NYPD. Ill probably go straight to Rikers. LOL). But I do remeber the last lady I saw on BP. Ill give you a actual review and you can ask her about me if anyone ever goes to see her.

Starla.

[url]http://starlablaze.com/about-me.phtml[/url]

Ok so I call her and set an app. Drive out to BK to meet her. As usual 2 call system. So I called when I got to her pvt apt (don't know how private it was cause her Pimp / BF / or Bodyguard was sittin in the living room smoking a dutch) LOL anyways back to the review. So we go into the room. Put the money on her makeup table. We talk for like 10 mins while we are smoking a fatty. She is totally cool, going to college I think to be a RN, her personality is so laid back that you know your in for a good time. So I undress and she's in a fishnet body outfit. She starts with a CBJ (after going to her a handful of time she offered me bbj for no extra charge, not saying the same will happen to you) she gags so much and DT that her drool was all over her bed. LOL one of the best BJ's I've ever gotten. Anyways she rides me cowgirl style and finished in doggy. She got a monster booty and had no smell. At all down there. LOL. Overall it was a excellent experience. Hence I went to her like 10 after that. LOL hope this helps someone even thought the last time I saw her was like 2 years ago. Pretty sure everythings the same with her. Its hard for me to TOFTT cause I have other mouths to feed besides mine so I just want to be sure on an escort before I use my hard earned money. Not saying that in the near furture I will not TOFTT I def will. In the future if anyone post a question about a girl I've been to I def would give a review or answer questions. Also sorry for the rant and the "so called begging"

Saw my giants at a hotel party thrown by a dude who used to be a Big Deal with his place in the city until a few months ago. Selection not as much as I hoped it would be but once I seen my girl Corine it didn't matter. Looked like she lost some weight and had a smokin hot dress on. Luv that woman!

[QUOTE=Morozek;1365304]C'mon, do a little RTFWS. You've been a member for 2 weeks and half of your six posts are begging for the 411 on a BBBJCIM hookup. Go to BP and TOFTT. No offense, but things can get hot and no one knows you from a hole in the ground. Earn some stripes and the info will follow.[/QUOTE]WHOA! You got to give in order to get.

Looks like she's back

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To each its own.

Finally bit the bullet and went to Gina's. I couldn't believe that the previous reports were true but to my pleasant surprise they were and I had a great time with Andrea. She was a light skinned tall brazilian with nice nips. We had an amazing time together.

I still cannot believe a place like that with such hot chicks exist in NYC. So I went back a week later and tasted Bianca, she's a tall skinny Dominican. She seemed a bit nervous but she had a nice tight little pussy and long legs. I hope I'll try more in the coming months.

So I'm sittin at work pondering who I could plunge tonight. I was on craigs checkin out some of my options and come across this one I was interested in. I hit her up while showing her pics to another Monger. She hit me back up fast. $.8 h $.4 hh, $.2 cd. Way too much for me but thought I'd pass it out. Looks preety hot. Like I said she responded fast.

[url]http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/2832416302.html[/url]

[QUOTE=TheRedHooker; 1374552]So I'm sittin at work pondering who I could plunge tonight. I was on craigs checkin out some of my options and come across this one I was interested in. I hit her up while showing her pics to another Monger. She hit me back up fast. $.8 h $.4 hh, $.2 cd. Way too much for me but thought I'd pass it out. Looks preety hot. Like I said she responded fast.

[url]http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/2832416302.html[/url][/QUOTE]The ad looks like it's been flagged for removal. Next time, please share name & phone # along w / link.

I gave her a call yesterday and she is only accepting emails for appointments. She does not use the phone unless she has seen you before.

Hey fellas, I'm new to the board. Was wondering if any of you could give a review of this chick that goes by morena on CL or curvy kayla on BP.

[url]http://newyork.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/80-specil-thick-and-busty-ebonylatina-26/18194644[/url]

She has a tempting body but the fact that she blurrs her face makes me think twice about calling her.

Any info on her? GFE?

Hey fellas,

I'm new to this board. Have any of you heard of kayla from BP? She also goes by exotic morena on CL.

[url]http://newyork.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/80-specil-thick-and-busty-ebonylatina-26/18194644[/url]

She has a tempting body, but the fact that she blurrs her face is making me think twice about it.

Does anyone have any info on her? Does she do GFE?

I would greatly appreciate any info.

[QUOTE=Wiseman2;1375397]I gave her a call yesterday and she is only accepting emails for appointments. She does not use the phone unless she has seen you before.[/QUOTE]I gave her a box of chocolate from Jacques Torres Chocolate. Both she and the chocolate are high quality

I got a email from a board member since I had hooked him up before. I called her and we had a good conversation for a upcoming meeting. She gave me permission to post her pics and I explained the mechanics. Her attitude was good and she seemed to be down for anything. She is doing out calls in Manhattan on the upper west side.

Her prices are reasonable (Do not not ask me for exact prices because they are never disclosed)

Enjoy

Whats the word on this chick?

[url]http://newyork.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/five-star-treatment-pure-satisfaction-sexy-upscale-brunette-latina-100specials-23/26734584[/url]

She has been advertising heavily lately. I talked to her and I am thinking about taking the plunge.

She has a new location and the service still speaks for itself.

Last week I saw BBW Dalia. She posts on BP as Blonde European BBW. As always, she is so easy to set up as in there is a two-call. As luck would have it, I had some extra time on my hands before needing to get home to take further advantage of this, I left work early, but not before calling Dalia to see if she was in the city first. She was and when I got to her location in the middle of Times Square, she was very happy to see me. She starts off again with one of her blistering cbjs. I do not know is she offers BBBJ, but to be honest, I wouldn't last long if she did. She has serious head game and I say that because now these days I'm usually strictly BBBJ, and if a provider can drive me crazy with her BJ skills covered, that means she knows what the hell she is doing.

After that, she hops on cowgirl. Don't let the pics fool you or the myth about big women not knowing how to fuck or move in the bed have you think that, she was riding the shit out of me with enthusiasm and high energy as I held on to her breasts and ass. At this point, I just knew I was about to bust and she said,"No, you are not going to cum yet." She then stands up over me switches around and sits back on my cock for reverse cowgirl. I played with that thick, round ass and in five more min, couldn't hold back. I busted good and long and deep and damned if she didn't use that tight pussy of hers to squeeze out every drop! Damn, so we laid down for some cuddling, but then I had to head back out in that nasty, rainy day, but I had a HUGE smile on my face.

[url]http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/soccer-mom-accused-of-running-brothel-upper-east-side-20120306-APX[/url]

Hope the link above works.

I bet there is going to be alot of people including some high ranking officials along with some nycpd that are going to be in some hot water along with having some puckered assholes while waiting the outcome of this. From what I heard she is being charged with a class 3 misdemeanor? Then why have the posted a 2 mil $ bond on this lady. Anyways we'll wait and see this one out.

I want to say this, if you worked for nypd and worked with her on her part of receiving / giving info relating to oncoming bust over the last 5 years hahaha they may be knocking on your door wanting to ask you questions cause they have her blackbook. Hahaha

A blast from the past called and is back NYC. She has her own ride and is looking to travel to meet up with her old friends.