Massage Parlor Reports

I ran across this list awhile back and I incorporated it into my little gig so it works pretty dang well. Of course it helps if you know where to get bait when you need it to add to your little happy chest. I figure if your lady leaves you I havent missed out on years of neglect. I just pick up where I left off at. Of course shes gonna get paid just like the ho's and then she will go away too.. Not to bad a deal if you ask me..LOL!!

Most chicks are gonna leave one day anyway if you give them any reason or when the kids are grown. People dont stay together 30 yrs anymore.

Have fun enjoy your life drink alot of beer and whatever else you enjoy doing.

Happy Hunting..

The Do's and Dont's of Mongering I ran across:

Step1
First off, this is only going to work if you and you're spouse are at work a lot. Otherwise, you're going to have to join a gym or enlist in a recreational club where you're out of the house a lot.
Step2
Tell your wife you're on a special project at work which requires you to spend extended periods of time at the office. It's a plausible lie so they have to believe it. While they think you're putting in extra time on the job, you're actually getting a job (blow or hand, your choice) with your piece of tail.
Step3
If you can't use the office bit, join a gym and go at night--every night. This will afford you about two hours out of the house and when if comes right down to it, you only need about two hours anyway.
Step4
Load up your trunk with an extra set or two of clothes, toiletries, a mirror, condoms and anything else you might need readily available.
Step5
Don't leave any evidence on your computer at home. If your spouse gets even one hint of you fooling around, the first place they're going to check is your computer. No email, no strange internet sites, nothing. If you need to be in communication with the person you're cheating with, use a work computer











[QUOTE=Amperage]Yes, I know, Cheating is wrong, drugs are wrong blah, blah blah.

I am trying to make the best of the situation. I picked a great mother for the kids. Not a great lover.

She would divorce me over asian spas.

She would divorce me over the weed I smoke

I feel like batman or Dexter (kudos to Dark Passenger). Secret identity and all.

Two years ago, I made a lot of money on one real estate deal (6 fgures). I wanted to take a 1 week fishing vacation in Belize. Wife said no. So now I take my vacation $200 at a time.

I am careful. Probably a perverted part of the thrill.

My Name is Amperage. I have yellow fever and I have yet to find a support group.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=R Consultant]I ran across this list awhile back and I incorporated it into my little gig so it works pretty dang well. Of course it helps if you know where to get bait when you need it to add to your little happy chest. I figure if your lady leaves you I havent missed out on years of neglect. I just pick up where I left off at. Of course shes gonna get paid just like the ho's and then she will go away too.. Not to bad a deal if you ask me..LOL!!

Most chicks are gonna leave one day anyway if you give them any reason or when the kids are grown. People dont stay together 30 yrs anymore.

Have fun enjoy your life drink alot of beer and whatever else you enjoy doing.

Happy Hunting..

The Do's and Dont's of Mongering I ran across:

Step1
First off, this is only going to work if you and you're spouse are at work a lot. Otherwise, you're going to have to join a gym or enlist in a recreational club where you're out of the house a lot.
Step2
Tell your wife you're on a special project at work which requires you to spend extended periods of time at the office. It's a plausible lie so they have to believe it. While they think you're putting in extra time on the job, you're actually getting a job (blow or hand, your choice) with your piece of tail.
Step3
If you can't use the office bit, join a gym and go at night--every night. This will afford you about two hours out of the house and when if comes right down to it, you only need about two hours anyway.
Step4
Load up your trunk with an extra set or two of clothes, toiletries, a mirror, condoms and anything else you might need readily available.
Step5
Don't leave any evidence on your computer at home. If your spouse gets even one hint of you fooling around, the first place they're going to check is your computer. No email, no strange internet sites, nothing. If you need to be in communication with the person you're cheating with, use a work computer[/QUOTE]

RC, We have a thread started in Orlando "Guide to the married" you guys may want to check out. HB

You must have read the same article I read. I saved it and read it once in awhile so I dont forget the do's & dont's.
Thanks I will look over there today.

Happy Hunting..



[QUOTE=Hairball]RC, We have a thread started in Orlando "Guide to the married" you guys may want to check out. HB[/QUOTE]

What is the best time of day to visit an AMP for slow unrushed service?

Noon is very busy and you never get more than 30 minutes for an hour session.
Early morning they are running vacuums and eating kimchi.
Early evening they are eating dinner.
Night is bad as they are in a hurry for you to leave.


If you are in a hurry, try Final Touch as it is the best place for quick Jiffy Lube 10 minute "in and out" service. However I am looking for the best places for slow unrushed service. Any recommendations? pm is fine.

CB

Cruised by there last Friday afternoon/early evening. Looked like it was closed and a real estate sign out front. Anyone have any news on this?

Thanks,

S

PS to Clinton Bush best time for me is usually whenever I have money in my pocket and can get there. Seriously, probably 10: 30. 11 am, about an hour or slightly more before lunch rush, but after they've had a chance to get the morning chores done. If you have a day job then I'd say about 7 pm (misses the after work crowd) or an hour before closing (keeps her out of the close up chores, makes for a grateful masseuse).

[QUOTE=Sawsy]Cruised by there last Friday afternoon/early evening. Looked like it was closed and a real estate sign out front. Anyone have any news on this?

Thanks[/quote]I think they were busted recently for practicing health care without a license.

When I drove past PT on Monday they were open and doing business. The real estate sign has been there for awhile now. I think it is for the offices in the back.

When they were closed a couple of months ago I think it was for something like mamasan not having a green card. If it was for no license they would have been closed for more than just a couple of days.

Anybody have any info on this place? They have an ad in creative loafing. Heading north on 19, they are in a shopping plaza on the left side just past Klosterman. I stopped in the other day for a quick look around. Mamasan answered the bell and told me the rates, the usual 60 / 80. Because of the way that front room is built, I could see the shadow of one of the girls as she was walking past the inside wall. It sounded as if she was wearing heels. It appeared she was wearing lingerie.

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]Anybody have any info on this place? They have an ad in creative loafing. [/QUOTE]I wrote one on the place a few months back, look in the first week of July. They opened about then.

It's really wonderful, much better than A-OK and my new favorite AMP !!!

The girls are hot and the service is excellent! Big thanks to Sawsy for his recommendation and suggestion of the best time to go. I had a great time and left very relaxed after an enjoyable hour of slow, unrushed service.

OK Spa is on 66th St. just North of Ulmerton. I had a hard time finding it, but it's actually quite easy. It's right off Route 19 in Largo in the Mugs n' Jugs strip mall on 66th St. and 142 Ave. Plenty of parking on the side or in back. I went in the front door, but saw there is a buzzer at the back door.

CB

[QUOTE=Sawsy]
PS to Clinton Bush best time for me is usually whenever I have money in my pocket and can get there. If you have a day job then I'd say about 7 pm (misses the after work crowd) or an hour before closing (keeps her out of the close up chores, makes for a grateful masseuse).[/QUOTE]

Looked at a previous post and decided, since I'm the newest monger in town, to check out OK.

Arrived about 730 PM and when asked "you been here before? ", gave the old "of course, don't you remember me? ". Anyway, she confessed that she didn't remember me but both agreed it didn't really matter. Paid. 8 for an hour and was shuttled into the back by Tammi. 5'4 120 lbs and nice Bs. She quickly did an upsell by the time I laid on the table shower and I agreed to both girls. Original ask was $$ but settled on 1. 5. The other had longer hair and decent C cups bought and paid for. Both were shaved, which isn't my preference but I know I'm in the minority on that issue. TS was nothing to write home about but good attention to the "boys" Brought me back to the room and asked my how I felt about "eating". I replied that I was hungry so the next thing I know, I'm on my back with number 1 crouched over my face and #2 sliiding the cover on with her lips. They changed places more times than a Boston subway stops but seemed to get a kick out of my efforts

Lots of switching partners and positions; CG while the 2nd straddled my face seemed to be the favorite of the ladies. Had a good pop and then another quickie shower and I was out of there. 57 minutes door to door but no one was rushing me. I was ready to head out. Prices seemed a bit higher than I'm used to but the quality was "OK. Would repeat.

This is a little late but 2 weeks ago decided to visit Aloha in hopes of seeing Yome again. Was told she was off but Sunshine was working. Opted for 30 min this time. Mamasan did the ts, this time big disappointment there. Next time will tell I will wait.

Anyway, Sunshine was very hot looking, beautiful girl. Gave a better massage then Yome but was less friendly & more mechanical I thought. Will probably not repeat unless Yome is there. I called them this past Friday & was told she is on vacation & to call back next week. I almost asked if she was in New York, lol.

Be Safe!

The news of PT's demise appears to be quite premature. I went by there last weekend and had an outstanding session with Sophia. Though I had seen her several times before, she was especially enthusiastic and enticing. She did chastise me for staying away for a while. I get the feeling that hard economic times might be slowing the AMP trade a bit.
[QUOTE=Cableguy01

Anyway, Sunshine was very hot looking, beautiful girl. Gave a better massage then Yome but was less friendly & more mechanical I thought. Will probably not repeat [/QUOTE]

Wow, is this ever a YMMV situation. I completely understand Cableguy's experience and reaction, but for me, Sunshine is my ATF. I have seen her for over two years now, and it keeps getting better. I think she may be someone that keeps a distance, and trusts slowly.

Anyway, after visiting Aloha and PT over the last couple of weeks, I went to the parking lot both times to find a very striking two seater expensive foreign sports car in the lot (no further description to protect the guilty). I never notice what other cars are there, so this one is, trust me on this, very eye catching. It makes me realize that when I first started visiting AMPs and was driving a brightly colored distinctive sports car that I was making a mistake....what you probably need to drive is a 4 year old Camry(which I have never owned, so don't look for me in one). But, congrats to the monger who has been following me. You have good taste in women and autos - but you might want to wake up a little earlier and drive a different car to an AMP.

It is located at 5000 Park Blvd. Suite #4.

They have some hot girls there! I was thinking of going myself!

Sexy BBW

I always drive one of my nicer cars to these spa's. The chicks notice and I think they are going to perform to what they think they can get out of you. Im there for the ass and service - and if I ride up on a bicycle or a 1980 Chevette with a loud muffler my service is gonna suck.
So if they see a A-List dude pull up they might start thinking tip & money- and sucky sucky real good..LOL!!
I have had crappy service no doubt and even real bad head detectives in my strolls but it has been working for me for awhile now.

I think it might be time to go PT -- I havent had a trip there in awhile.

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=Jaws Iii]The news of PT's demise appears to be quite premature. I went by there last weekend and had an outstanding session with Sophia. Though I had seen her several times before, she was especially enthusiastic and enticing. She did chastise me for staying away for a while. I get the feeling that hard economic times might be slowing the AMP trade a bit.


Wow, is this ever a YMMV situation. I completely understand Cableguy's experience and reaction, but for me, Sunshine is my ATF. I have seen her for over two years now, and it keeps getting better. I think she may be someone that keeps a distance, and trusts slowly.

Anyway, after visiting Aloha and PT over the last couple of weeks, I went to the parking lot both times to find a very striking two seater expensive foreign sports car in the lot (no further description to protect the guilty). I never notice what other cars are there, so this one is, trust me on this, very eye catching. It makes me realize that when I first started visiting AMPs and was driving a brightly colored distinctive sports car that I was making a mistake....what you probably need to drive is a 4 year old Camry(which I have never owned, so don't look for me in one). But, congrats to the monger who has been following me. You have good taste in women and autos - but you might want to wake up a little earlier and drive a different car to an AMP.[/QUOTE]

Stopped by Aloha after a short absence. To my suprise,there was a new girl working called Pink. She is very pretty and experienced in a very good way.I believe in paying a premium $.60 and for the most part, it comes back to me in much better service. On a scale of 1to10, I'd give her a 9+. Umi is also back working so now Aloha has two girls working. I think the Amp's are gearing up for their busy season so us Mongers will have better choices for the next several months. Personally I can't get back to Aloha fast enough to see Pink!

Happy Hunting

I was out and about this afternoon, so I decided to swing by Aloha for a little relaxation.

When I got there, there were a couple of cars on the Aloha side, including a nice red convertable.

I was met at the door by the new girl, Pink. Apparently, Mamasan was out shopping and things were busy. She took me to a room, left for a few minutes while I changed, then took me to the sauna for about 10 min.

Got a pretty thorough TS, with a lot of attention to the back door, but not much to the rest of the equipment.

Back in the room, once I laid down she covered me with a towel, which had me wondering if she thought my name was Leo. The massage was nothing special, a step above Bebe. Most of the massage, she kept her feet on the ground, making me concerned about the name thing.

Once she straddled me to work on my back, I let my fingers do the walking and the talking. A few caresses and a little knocking on her front door and things were more relaxed and then came the flip.

She asked what I wanted and we discussed terms. For the first time at Aloha, a girl wanted her tip before continuing. I indicated this was surprising and the tip was put on the cabinet.

Things started off with her starting to toss some salad, but I indicated I was not interested. She became enthusiastic, starting with some good conversation. She licked my finger and put it somewhere wet. Things progressed to missionary work. Then, she showed me her cowgirl moves. I moved things into lotus as the end got near, and ended things off in a fold deck chair.

During this all, she was enthusiastic and it was definitely GFE, with lots of DFK, even if she was bit sloppy about it.

Afterwards, she said that she only asks for upfront tips on the first visit.

About Pink: 5'4" or so, maybe 110. She has had a kid or two. She has that mommy sag in the middle and is a little self-concious about it. Her Bs sag a little with large tips. She is a little pricy, but definately a good time

One thing: the place next door had their door propped open and a few people in the door and/or wandering in the parking lot. They looked kind of shady. It is not a very inviting thing to drive up on.

[QUOTE=TampaDave]I was out and about this afternoon, so I decided to swing by Aloha for a little relaxation.

.....
One thing: the place next door had their door propped open and a few people in the door and/or wandering in the parking lot. They looked kind of shady. It is not a very inviting thing to drive up on.[/QUOTE]


What is the place next door? Do you feel unsafe parking your car there?

CB

I had some concerns about the place next door to Aloha myself so I asked Mammasan about it. It turns out it's another one of those fly by nite telemarketing or internet marketing outfits ripping old ladies off on vacation packages. Obviously the quality of their help is one notch above homeless. Aparently they have been a problem for Aloha ever since they moved in there with a bunch of misfits and derelects hanging out in front of the building. A few weeks ago they had A/C problems and had a contractor fix it. It seems they must not have paid them because it is broken again and so that is why the door is propped open. With no openable windows in the joint they must be like a bunch of sweating rats in a cage. I know that Mammmasan is not happy about this situation because she knows it is costing her business to a discrete clientele. At any rate,not to worry,use their roach coaches as cammo for your own ride.

Happy Hunting!

Was there again last week and as usual left drained and with a smile.

I want to try another Shop, but have to be very discreet. Has anybody been the week-end and can they recommend anywhere special? PM me if you want.

Also I'm looking for a nice FBSM experience, where I can have a great massage on top of the happy ending. Again any suggestions?

There are alot of great girls up there! My favorite is Leslie. It is on Park Blvd, in Pinellas Park. The address is 5000 Suite 4. If not Leslie, try Nina!

MUAH,

Sexy BBW

[QUOTE=Plzfuckme]Was there again last week and as usual left drained and with a smile.

I want to try another Shop, but have to be very discreet. Has anybody been the week-end and can they recommend anywhere special? PM me if you want.

Also I'm looking for a nice FBSM experience, where I can have a great massage on top of the happy ending. Again any suggestions?[/QUOTE]

or Nina takes real good care you too Sexybbw?? Can I come watch?

:D

Nemo

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That Chassity looks pretty edible, I might go in but wanted to check with you guys first.

EPL

I believe she must be working with Riley aka before she changed it was Tasty Tracy. I wish I could give a review of some sort but I have never been with any of those girls. So I cant recommend any of them.
I can tell you that the address is based in a an area where there are like storage areas and some businesses so dont be surprised it shouldnt be an office strip building.
Maybe one day I will scoot over that way so I can tell you some good news.

Happy Hunting..


[QUOTE=El Pito Loco]Has anyone tried that gimmic yet? [url]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/upscale_relaxation_studio_gorgeous_attendents_9am_to_11pm_pinellas_park_1mile_frm_i275_24/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=944344[/url]

That Chassity looks pretty edible, I might go in but wanted to check with you guys first.

EPL[/QUOTE]

That's the place you are talking about. The one Nikki the Red Head owns. They advertise as Indies BUT they're not.

[QUOTE=R Consultant]I believe she must be working with Riley aka before she changed it was Tasty Tracy. I wish I could give a review of some sort but I have never been with any of those girls. So I cant recommend any of them.
I can tell you that the address is based in a an area where there are like storage areas and some businesses so dont be surprised it shouldnt be an office strip building.

Maybe one day I will scoot over that way so I can tell you some good news.

Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]

Ok so if you know Tammy ,you know that wet pussy and big erect nipples! I was in Kingston Ontario last week and visited a 19 yr old at an apartment AMP and thought it was good and tonight after a long flight needed someone to walk on my back!

Yahoo....save a horse,ride a cowboy! God Bless America and Korean girls!

Tammy is now on my radar!

[QUOTE=El Pito Loco]Has anyone tried that gimmic yet? [url]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/upscale_relaxation_studio_gorgeous_attendents_9am_to_11pm_pinellas_park_1mile_frm_i275_24/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=944344[/url]

That Chassity looks pretty edible, I might go in but wanted to check with you guys first.

EPL[/QUOTE]Went there a wehile back when Heather (curly blonde with KILLER bod) was there alone. The location is in the bottom floor of an old Electrical contractor business. There is a garage or body shop next door that is still in business, so expect a few eyes during the day. When I was there she (Heather said she owned the building) was doing some renovations, which I now figure she was having additional rooms built.

Anyway Heather is a very nice girl with a KILLER body if you don't mind perfect bolt-ons. SHe provides a great service BBBJCIM and CFS, DATY is on the menu also. Her face is OK but a little weathered, she is a farm girl with horses so probably spends some time in the sun.

If anybody tries any of the other girls (brunette Ginger) or wants additional info PM me please as I don't check this board that often.

Well, when I drove up, someone was giving that nice, expensive, red convertable. Let's just say, if someone did try to steal or break into my car.

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]What is the place next door? Do you feel unsafe parking your car there?

CB[/QUOTE]

Thats whats so great about networking. Somebody knows something about somebody and has information to share.

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=SirLickaLot]That's the place you are talking about. The one Nikki the Red Head owns. They advertise as Indies BUT they're not.[/QUOTE]

I was with Chastity a few weeks ago. She is very nice and enthusiastic about what she does. If you are nice to her, you should have a good time.

During my recent visit to Spring Spa, after paying the usual fee, I was offered a Pepsi. I usually drink Coke, but I thought what the heck, I would try a Pepsi this time.

All went as usual when on the clock radio that was providing music for the session, the song 'Release Me' by Engelbert Humperdinck came on. "Please release me, let me go...release me my darling, let me go"! Couldn't have planned it better if I tried!

Let's be careful out there!

I missed this comment! A lady never tells, LOL. I can highly recommend them though. It's a nice, clean place with hot girls and many session types are available there. Very nice to get a table shower/rub down and some special attention.

Sexy BBW

[QUOTE=Nemodc]or Nina takes real good care you too Sexybbw?? Can I come watch?

:D

Nemo[/QUOTE]

I went by last week because my usual place ( PT ) was closed early around 10:30 pm. Pepsi was the only thing on the menu and it was very refreshing indeed. Highly recommend.

Great table shower and massage also lol.

[QUOTE=Plzfuckme]Was there again last week and as usual left drained and with a smile.

I want to try another Shop, but have to be very discreet. Has anybody been the week-end and can they recommend anywhere special? PM me if you want.

Also I'm looking for a nice FBSM experience, where I can have a great massage on top of the happy ending. Again any suggestions?[/QUOTE]I went by OK Spa on a weekday about 8pm and there was only one older lady working.

I passed.

[QUOTE=Tennessee]I went by OK Spa on a weekday about 8pm and there was only one older lady working.

I passed.[/QUOTE]
Older can sometimes mean more experience...at working out those really annoying aches and pains.

That was my recent experience at OK. I'll be back!

Let's be careful out there!

[QUOTE=Sexy Bbw]There are alot of great girls up there! My favorite is Leslie. It is on Park Blvd, in Pinellas Park. The address is 5000 Suite 4. If not Leslie, try Nina!

MUAH,

Sexy BBW[/QUOTE]Yes I agree, I frequent the establishment, Leslie, Nina, and Eliesha are ALL talented young ladies.

No complaints here

Good Luck

I agree, Sexy. I frequent 73rd av. The ladies are young and talented, best looking I have seen, and attitudes are pleasant.

ATF is Leslie, different strokes for different folks.

Good Luck

This place peaked my interest.

Or so I thought. The ambience left much to be desired. Door was fairly priced. Attendant was Nikki, which I was eager to see, I have heard many things about her, both good and bad. Well. Let me just say that she is not as naughty as she claims to be. In my book any way. YMMV. Will have to pass this one up next time. Anyone have any info on the new tropical gardens?

Good luck

Hey! its Nina from 73rd Ave, I wanted to Thank You all for your wonderful comments YES THIS IS WHY WE ARE HOTTTTTT LOL

Leslie Eleshia and I appreciate it much and cant wait to meet some new freinds! xoxoxoxo 73rd Ave Stress Relief!!!

[QUOTE=Sexy Bbw]Those are the sexiest girls I seen in the shops also! I would recommend them all!

XOXOX,

Sexy BBW[/QUOTE]Thank You all who see us know us and love us!

Nina 73rd Ave Stress Relief