Massage Parlor Reports

Hi All,

I travel to China about every 8 weeks on business, for those of you who have never been, the services are amazing, you have no idea. If anyone is heading to Beijing, Shanghai, Wuhan or Chengdu let me know, I have plenty of info for you.

About 3 months ago I decided I need to check out Chinatown here in Chicago. After spending some time on CL I tried the place on 24th & Went, Yong was great and I have been going back ever since. I think I have had massages from almost all the girls there, most ended happily.

Becuase I enjoy Yongs place I have been hesitant to go to others but would like to see what else is out there, I know people have mentioned Alice, I did a google search but can't find it anywhere, any help is appreciated.

Anyone try Oriental Beauty Spa?

Thanks,

Markymark

Good report. You got those correct. I'm guessing you didn't have time to scroll through all the reports. If you ever visit again, drop me a PM. There are more places similar to relax. Donnie


[QUOTE=Jammin 2]Fri-Sat-Sun was visiting Chicago and needed a massage each day.......
Comapred to INDY from where I most frequent you have more choices at better prices, although Senina is expensive for leaving unfulfilled. I just wish the traffic wasn't so bad.[/QUOTE]

Cermak 2nd flr has a new chick, Wendy. Looks young, looks 7/10 but needs some experience on the massage side.

I dreamt that I went to Crystal Health Spa again today and only got a massage. I think I'm seeing the wrong woman. You younger of the two is a good girl she says. I gotta go with the older chick next time. In my dream of course.

Went to lisunia today. Got a good 8 massage from a Hispanic girl named Maria. She did not have a nice face, full of pimples but she did have a nice petite body, locked like she just woke up. Did get a table shower and a massage for 65 from Maria. I was uncovered for the shower but no action.

On the flip I was uncovered & showed her I was relaxed. She offered another girl for 40 to calm my relaxation with another manual massage.

In comes in Olga an 8 European, cute blonde about 5’7 with D cups, early 20’s, not much of an ass but firm sexy body, limited english. She wanted another 50 for topless and 80 total for nude. Did neither, but I might have to go back for her firm, perky breasts they felt great.

Took my time with the manual massage. I felt sorry for her she was sweating after about 15 minutes. She had a nice attitude and used both hands, and was very unrushed. Didn’t just go for the package worked her way around it then went to work.

Maria said next time just ask for the VIP massage for 90 and that comes with the ending. Did hear other guys come in and leave after about 15 minutes and showered before they left. That makes me think things might be easier, quicker and cheaper once they get to know you.

I am trying to locate Alice Spa and found something. Is Alice Spa located on the street called "S. China Place"? Please PM me.

Thx,
PD

Not much activity in the Norridge thread.
Hope everyone realizes Norridge is a small town bordering Chicago.
Think Montrose / Harlem area.

Enjoy, DD2

Was in the area and passed by Xindy. It is on Archer a couple of doors south of Halsted.

The place is nice and clean. Lots of customers coming in and out. I was greeted by a homely Chinese woman but was then handed over to a very attractive young Chinese lady named Elaine. Her face is a 7 but the teeth need a lot of work. Veneers would make her a 9. She has a spinner body and is very slim. Great hair.

Above average massage with a handshake sans top for $60.00. She is an A cup.

I only get to the area for White Sox games and am never alone when doing so. If I am in the area while alone, I would repeat.

I recently went to an apt around ohare. I got the number from CAD. Not the same one that I had been going to because my usual girl is out in the burbs now and I don't have enough time to get out there. It was the usual set up, double call to papasan for room number. Massage for. 60, FS additional. 80 nothing new untill the cleanup. My usual girl would take my skull cap, cut it in half and flush it which I liked because I didn't have to do anything but I could also see that it all went down the drain. No worries about where "the stuff" ends up.

This new girl kept wanting to talk. She kept asking me about my ethnic background. Was I white like english or Irish, how tall are you? What is your eye color? And other weird demographic kind of info. At first I brushed it off because she could hardly speak english. Then this new girl took the skull cap off of me and tried to keep it in the trash wraped up in paper towels. I asked her to flush it and she didn't want to. I started arguing with her about it and I ended up taking it out of the trash and flushing it myself along with all the paper towels.

Has anyone else had an experience like this? Why would she wanna keep "the stuff" in the trash? Is there an IVF black market out there for "the stuff" that we are unknowingly providing for?

Let me know what you think

Just wanted to say thanks for the info I received. Peking looks to be my best option as they close at 1am. Still haven't had the time to get there, but I did get a chance to see Creame. I will be posting about her soon.

[QUOTE=Love It]Went to Gina's new place downtown. Got a good massage by gigi. Spinner type body, very good attitude. Sensual ending.
love it[/QUOTE]
Hey Love It, As you know, Gina's girls change their names quite a bit and was wondering if Gigi is just Chanel/Coco's latest incarnation. Do a search in this thread and you'll see my very positive review of her. She has a prominent tatoo, right? either on her abdomen or the small of her back? Anyhow, I wouldn't particularly recommend the latest addition to Gina's North & Ashland location: Lu Lu: generally uninspired and not well versed in the art of giving pleasure. For those of you unfamiliar with Gina's offerings, go to CL and do a search under these names. All the girls are from Singapore and tend to be on the early 30s side of life (or at least they look it).

Tried The North/Ashland place last week. Had Julie from Singapore. Greek 1.6 A good time was had. How long do they visit before They rotate out? I liked the place and will visit again but want someone who knows how to TCOB.

Been a member for several months on the Alabama Board, but this is a first time post. Mainly because there's little going on where I live, and I'm also a bit on the over cautious side.

Visited Singapore yesterday. Read Chi Guy's article from back in May on the in's and out's of testing the AMP waters. Worked Great! Greeted by Mamasan who asked if I'the been there before. Told her yes, and asked for Nina based on the Nina's on vacation posts over the past week. Mamasan brought in Connie. Offered a shower and took it. Then Mamasan tried to pull the switch game and came in to do the massage herself. I told her I'the rather Connie do it. So when she went to get her I pulled the towel off. When Connie came in she started what has to be the worst massage I've ever gotten, but gave me the chance to let my hands roam everywhere. She asked what I wanted, and I told her FS. She said $1. 5. I said no way that Nina does $. 8. Connie said BJ for $. 8, but I said no thanks. I told her all I had was in the wallet (that's all I took in with me). She said next time $1. 2, so we agreed to $ this time. Whatta bargain. Started off BBBJ to CBJ to CFS. She made me believe she was enjoying (no overacting). I would definitely see her again. If I want a good massage, I guess I'll have to find a real masseuse.

[QUOTE=Pleasure Dude]I am trying to locate Alice Spa and found something. Is Alice Spa located on the street called "S. China Place"? Please PM me.

Thx,

PD[/QUOTE]I'm surprised how people simply don't take time to read the thread.

[QUOTE=Scooter Pie7]Why would she wanna keep "the stuff" in the trash?[/QUOTE]
You could find yourself running for Congress someday and suddenly an oriental gal slaps you with a paternity suit. It would be she said he said about how the child was conceived, but DNA tests don't lie about who the father was. True story follows, which I remember when it hit the news.
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A man and a woman engaged in sex in Illinois, the man being careful not to have intercourse (unbeknown to the woman, he was married). However, during an oral sexual act in which he was arguably the receiver (more on that argument later), the woman secretly retained the man’s sperm and impregnated herself with it at some later time. Two years hence, she hit him with a DNA-supported paternity suit, the man counter suing for “theft” of his sperm. The court’s ruling?

"…when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift - an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee. There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."

It’s a ruling that presents something of a ‘good news/bad news’ scenario for men and women alike.

For woman, the good news is that men cannot shimmy out of responsibility by childishly claiming to have never stuck it in. Sex is sex, whatever the act, and whatever comes from it is everyone’s responsibility. There is also the undoubted delight in a cad being busted so mischievously – while he was standing there with his hands on his hips, convinced he was getting away with a ripper, the woman’s head was percolating stuff that would turn things well and truly inside out.

The bad news for women is hidden in the Trojan horse of the court’s ruling in her favour regarding the man’s claims of pain and suffering, which were dismissed out of hand. It logically follows: if a court says men can’t suffer the undoubted stresses of parenthood as women can – if his midnight madness and morning blues are so insignificant as to be thrown from the chambers, when hers are worth at least a percentage of $800 a month – then men shouldn’t be expected to care as much as women do, either. When the wife says, “Can you change Junior’s nappy, please, cause I have a headache”, the man can rightfully answer, “But I don’t care about this parenthood caper as you do, Honey...it’s the law.”

For men, the bad news is obvious: oral sex is no longer a safeguard against commitment. Like a teenager on a wild night out, sperm, when it leaves the home, is no longer playing under daddy’s rules, but remains his responsibility regardless. All a guy can do is pray his little tackers don’t get swept away by ‘the wrong crowd’.

[QUOTE=Quimby]Tried The North/Ashland place last week. Had Julie from Singapore. Greek 1.6 A good time was had. How long do they visit before They rotate out? I liked the place and will visit again but want someone who knows how to TCOB.[/QUOTE]

Quimby,
Gina's girls tend to hang around for quite a while, but since she operates 3 different locations she usually has 1 or 2 new girls each month. I've found that there's rarely more than 1 than worthwhile, however. Before she left, I was regularly addicted to "Apple"--now I'd say "Gi Gi = Chanel = Co Co" is the pick of the lot. When calling, make sure to specify "Co Co"--otherwise, Gina might set you up with a girl who's not seeing too much business. For you guys new to this operation, do a search on CL for "Gi Gi" or "Mi Ki".

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]I'm surprised how people simply don't take time to read the thread.[/QUOTE]
Higuey,
I don't know how you can think the location of Alice's is clear from any post in this thread. One guy says drive south in Chinatown (this is your idea of clear?) and another guy suggests a location, but gets no positive feedback. Is it as "Pleasure Dude" suggests: 2145A China Pl.?

Alice has more than one location. Please RTFF. A search on the web and a phone call will yield info regarding who works at which location.
love it

Hi,

Thanks again to all of you locals who have provided info to an out-of-towner.

I look forward to visiting and sampling the Chicago menu at the end of the month.

I have been seeing some CL posts for a salon on 26th (Bridgeport) with the initials M.W. I have seen a review on MP Reviews, as well of one masseuse there. (Not a VIP member of MP Reviews so I don't get all the info.)

This is the most recent CL link: [url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/377313056.html[/url]

Just curious if any Chicago members have visited that particular spa and received good service.

Thanks again in advance.

As always - If I can provide any insight into North or South Carolina for any of you traveling down there, please let me know.

[QUOTE=Love It]Alice has more than one location. Please RTFF. A search on the web and a phone call will yield info regarding who works at which location.
love it[/QUOTE]

I've done exactly as you say: read the forum and do a web search. Neither yields anything that could possibly be the right place. So why not just cough up the info instead of playing these games? What's to hide? By now, if LE was interested in busting Senina, Relax, Elegant, Luisania, etc. after all the incriminating posts, I think they would have done so. So what's the point in being so coy about "Alice Spa?"

Oral sex is no longer a safeguard against commitment.

It is if she swallows it or spits it into the sink.

Hey There,

I've been checking out the CL listings and I keep coming across an ad for the Thai Palace and Taj Majal (yes, it was spelled this way). Any info on these two places? The ads sound like the same place just different names. Any reviews. PM if you want to keep it off the board.

[QUOTE=Antonio]Higuey,

I don't know how you can think the location of Alice's is clear from any post in this thread. One guy says drive south in Chinatown (this is your idea of clear?) and another guy suggests a location, but gets no positive feedback. Is it as "Pleasure Dude" suggests: 2145A China Pl.?[/QUOTE]The PM that I sent you should clarify everything.

Regards

I stopped by Relax yesterday and had a massage with May. She is a very cute small girl. I seen a couple of new faces but did not get any names. The only bad think with May was she keep on answering her phone. She was massage me happily and makeing an appointment for 3:00 at the same time and smileing at me. She is very playful. Does anyone no what happened to Sonja.

Sonia is now at that place on Milwaukee Ave (about a block or so north of Irving Park). Drop me a PM if you need anything else.

Have fun, Donnie


[QUOTE=PussyPoker]I stopped by Relax yesterday and had a massage with May. She is a very cute small girl. I seen a couple of new faces but did not get any names. The only bad think with May was she keep on answering her phone. She was massage me happily and makeing an appointment for 3:00 at the same time and smileing at me. She is very playful. Does anyone no what happened to Sonja.[/QUOTE]

Made another trip to Relax. This time I really did want a massage.
Lisa was looking good (and tall), but I stuck with May.
I originally paid for 30 minutes, but it ended up being about 50 min.
No problem taking care of that on the way out.
Great massage, topless finish. Can't believe she tried to upsell. She half jokingly asked for $ when I pulled the top up. In the end it was the standard tip .4 Fellas please do not tip more.

Anyway, on to the best part (at least for now). As I was leaving, I saw a very pretty girl sitting in there. I grabbed a cup of water, spoke to the girls and asked the pretty one her name - she said Annie. Anyone one tried her?


Donnie

Scooter Pie7,

Yeah, I've been curious about Thai Palace too so I placed the call and got an appt. late last week. Very friendly but cautious Papasan told me to call again once I got in the vicinity. Got buzzed in and up to the 2nd floor. Had my choice of 2 girls, both in their middle 20's. One was taller and thinner than the other, short and a little chunky. I chose the tall n skinny. Into a bedroom with dark lighting and then off to the shower. Back in the room where I was asked to lie face down on the bed. Massage began and it wasn't long, maybe 5 minutes when she asked me to turn over. Some light teasing followed by a covered bj, some fondling of her top, grab ass, no fingering, no kissing, then onto cowgirl. Tried as she may, she couldn't get me to pop so she suggested doggie which didn't work either so onto mish. Still no cigar so I suggested a little daty which she agreed to but only after going and bathing first which really killed the mood. Off came the cover and soon I popped in her hand while listening to some erotic dirty talk. Hot towel clean up and out of there.

Looks 7.0
Attitude 7.0 Very friendly
Body 7.5 I like petite
Service 6.5 very methodical

typical tip for an appt. 1.6

I may try again in a few weeks to see if the talent level rises. Overall a good experience for my first visit.

There is a new Hispanic massage place at Taylor and Western that I have heard a couple nice things about. Anyone been there yet? I will probably check it out in the next week or two and post about it then.

Does anyone know if there is an AMP or MP in the southwest area near Naperville. Any info is appreciated.

Hey, new to the forum so I thought I post a report.

Went to Xindy for the first time yesterday after reading some of the other posts and met with Lola. She was cautious. Gave a decent massage. She gave no hints regarding anything extra but then on the flip she asked if I wanted 'it' massaged too. She put a pretty good effort into it and I gave a .4 tip.

Made a trip to Senina about two weeks ago and met with Lisa.

Got the table shower and a really excellent massage for 85.

On the flip, with MUCH encouragement I was able to get an HJ. Language was a bit of an issue during negotiations, I just gave .4.

Any other recommendations (places/girls) in Chinatown?

I've seen some good things about M22 here on the forum but I have no idea where it is.

I'm new to posting, although I've been a member for a while, I thought I'd finally share a review. I recently tried Pinetree on route 83, very nice, good looking ladies, and a truly amazing massage that will also leave you feeling free of tensions. If you want any more details feel free to PM me. If you know of anywhere else in the area do the same.

[QUOTE=Musei]There is a new Hispanic massage place at Taylor and Western that I have heard a couple nice things about. Anyone been there yet? I will probably check it out in the next week or two and post about it then.[/QUOTE]Checked out YIN SPA last night. Walked in at 7:15 and was asked to come back at 8:30. Upon my return, there was a beautiful blond waiting for me. I payed 80 door fee and ts. I followed my angel to the room. She was wearing a blue top and a very,very, did I say very short skirt. After I disrobe its off too the ts room. The room was so small she was almost standing in the hallway while rubbing me with lots of soap and water. She did not MISS anything. Once back in the room with me on my tummy she used lots of oil on my back,BUTT,INNER thighs, and legs. While I was on my tummy, I was massaging her leg. My hands roamed everywhere I wanted them too. On the flip she asked if I wanted a nude massage. I asked, she said $.20. So off with the top and skirt. WOW what a body. Nice c cup and bald (YES), and a perfect little ass. Now my hands are doing double time on wonderful body. After a few minutes she starts a nice hj. At the end she said .50 more. Yes it is a nice place but if they did not ask any questions or hesitate to offer more.

She said that her name was Susy for Mexico. English was broken.

So door fee 80
nude $.20
hj 50

Equals a lot of money. For that kind of money, I can have twice the fun in chinatown.

Hey guys, I know I haven't posted in a long time but I've been really busy. Anyway, I have a few trips worth of info to post. I've been back to this MP three times since my last post. The first time I walked in and got a table with Diana. Personally I think she's cute. Pretty face, small boobs and your typical euro body. This turned out to be just a typical massage, I asked her about extra services and she said no but at the table shower she told me to make an appointment next time. A few weeks later I set up an appointment with Inga or Kinga. It really sounded like Kinga because I asked her a few times. She was about a 7 butterface with a little bit of a spare but nothing too bad. Anyway, I got charged. 9 up front and. 4 topless once I was on the table and received about 40 minutes of service. There never seems to be a rush in this place. Anyway, it started out uncovered so I felt pretty good about it. The massage was really light for about 15 minutes then the turnover came. She ended with a nice handshake and a smile.

The next time I went back I got an appointment with a new girl Melanie. I could tell she was new because she didn't know how to turn the light on in the shower. She's a straight up American girl, kinda ditzy in fact. She was pretty, I'the say about an 8. 5, a little skinny. Same progression as with K/Inga. Had a nice firm handshake and good finishing touch.

The most recent time I set up with Diana even though I'the heard about and wanted to see Ivanna, she was unavailable. Diana was pleasant and fun to talk to. I wasn't sure if she remembered me but she did and that made me happy. Anyway, same situation and she even gave me a hug on my way out.

My only real complaint about this place is that sometimes the radio isn't on loud enough and you can hear the conversation in the next massage room. It's kind of annoying but that's what happens when you only have curtains for doors. Ancient Rome would be proud.

Hows it going. I am from milwaukee, we have nothing here. Any advice, thinking of hitting the chicago area Friday afternoon (I am off work), I really could use a massage. Any advice appreciated. I tried the libertyville location and it was ok at best. That was my first experience.

Thanks again.

[QUOTE=Goldenspy]I'm new to posting, although I've been a member for a while, I thought I'd finally share a review. I recently tried Pinetree on route 83, very nice, good looking ladies, and a truly amazing massage that will also leave you feeling free of tensions. If you want any more details feel free to PM me. If you know of anywhere else in the area do the same.[/QUOTE]

From milwaukee. Plan to take my first trip to the chicago area on Friday afternoon for a massage. Sounds pricy but very tempting. Can't seem to find this place, can you provide me directions, or advice on other better locations?

Thanks

[QUOTE=PussyPoker]Checked out YIN SPA last night. Walked in at 7:15 and was asked to come back at 8:30. Upon my return, there was a beautiful blond waiting for me. I payed 80 door fee and ts. I followed my angel to the room. She was wearing a blue top and a very,very, did I say very short skirt. After I disrobe its off too the ts room. The room was so small she was almost standing in the hallway while rubbing me with lots of soap and water. She did not MISS anything. Once back in the room with me on my tummy she used lots of oil on my back,BUTT,INNER thighs, and legs. While I was on my tummy, I was massaging her leg. My hands roamed everywhere I wanted them too. On the flip she asked if I wanted a nude massage. I asked, she said $.20. So off with the top and skirt. WOW what a body. Nice c cup and bald (YES), and a perfect little ass. Now my hands are doing double time on wonderful body. After a few minutes she starts a nice hj. At the end she said .50 more. Yes it is a nice place but if they did not ask any questions or hesitate to offer more.

She said that her name was Susy for Mexico. English was broken.

So door fee 80
nude $.20
hj 50

Equals a lot of money. For that kind of money, I can have twice the fun in chinatown.[/QUOTE]

Finally got a chance to get to a AMP. Was gonna go to Peking but time was limited. So went to Chinatown as it was on my way. Went past Senina but there was an unmarked squad sitting across the street and I didn't want no trouble. Headed out to Alice. Was buzzed in and quoted .55 for one hour. Jenny was my massuese. Approx. mid 30's but still nice looking. I followed Bend It's first timer advice and stayed uncovered in the room. She walked in and covered me TOTALLY! Started the massage and asked me if I liked hard. I told her hard and she began. It was an outstanding massage she worked my muscles loose with just the right amount of oil. On the flip she made sure to recover the fellas and went to work on my legs. As she did the legs she kept brushing the boys ever so slightly so I took the opportunity to rub on her ass. Well that woke little Chris up and he took it upon himself to knock off the towel. She asked me massage more while looking at him and I said Oh Yes! She started and asked how much I pay. I said for her to name it and she told me .3 good HJ lots of play with the boys and nipples. Hands roamed all over but she was clothed. All and all a good time was had. I tipped .4 since the massage was so good. She told me come back and ask for her so I'll keep fingers crossed that more is on the menu. Oh and for any wondering Alice is open until Midnite.

[QUOTE=Chrisj321]Finally got a chance to get to a AMP. Was gonna go to Peking but time was limited. So went to Chinatown as it was on my way. Went past Senina but there was an unmarked squad sitting across the street and I didn't want no trouble. Headed out to Alice. Was buzzed in and quoted .55 for one hour. Jenny was my massuese. Approx. mid 30's but still nice looking. I followed Bend It's first timer advice and stayed uncovered in the room. She walked in and covered me TOTALLY! Started the massage and asked me if I liked hard. I told her hard and she began. It was an outstanding massage she worked my muscles loose with just the right amount of oil. On the flip she made sure to recover the fellas and went to work on my legs. As she did the legs she kept brushing the boys ever so slightly so I took the opportunity to rub on her ass. Well that woke little Chris up and he took it upon himself to knock off the towel. She asked me massage more while looking at him and I said Oh Yes! She started and asked how much I pay. I said for her to name it and she told me .3 good HJ lots of play with the boys and nipples. Hands roamed all over but she was clothed. All and all a good time was had. I tipped .4 since the massage was so good. She told me come back and ask for her so I'll keep fingers crossed that more is on the menu. Oh and for any wondering Alice is open until Midnite.[/QUOTE]Hmmm Being open so late must be something new. When I was there earlier this month the masseuse (gave her name as Sharon) said they close at 7:30pm. Business must be picking up.

They actually close early around 9pm on most days. I think they gave you an old business card. Sometimes they are even closed at 7pm, like on a Sunday if its slow. Best to call first if its past 7pm.
PLus you can ask who's working ;-))

[QUOTE=Chrisj321].... Oh and for any wondering Alice is open until Midnite.[/QUOTE]

Where is Yin Spa? Never heard of this one.
Also, did you get the info about Sonia?

Donnie

[QUOTE=PussyPoker]Checked out YIN SPA last night....[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Donnie D2]Where is Yin Spa? Never heard of this one.
Also, did you get the info about Sonia?

Donnie[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure that the phone number is...

312 226-0585

That is if this is the one on Western and Taylor.