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[QUOTE=ABC1721;2372466]Hello All,

Bushpilot69 is in fact legit!

I can vouch for him.[/QUOTE]ABC is really high up on my vouch list.

[QUOTE=Lov2play;2371690]What the hell is "Dreaded GPS"?[/QUOTE]Yes "Golden Pussy Syndrome". Lots of women get it until they can't pay their bills because they burn their bridges, and then they move to somewhere else to play us elsewhere.

- Some advice for those just logging on for the first time. -

Keep it "pay for play". If they want your money, they'll give you a BJ at least and don't give them $1200 for it. Give them whatever you would for a single visit.

If you don't feel safe, GTFO. Thankfully I'm always looking for drywallers to help out in the houses I'm building, and they typically stay in hotels. I just apologize and say I was looking for "insert name". Then I GTFO.

If the pics aren't really her. GTFO if you want. See above apology.

Don't ever tell her what vehicle you're in. Don't ever park where she tells you. In fact arrive early and tell her you're ready. When 3 the boys / handlers / pimps leave the room she tells you. GTFO. Those are the actual scourge of these women, and I don't know why more of them are arrested. They probably have tons of warrants, carry drugs, and do more crime later.

When you arrive early and there are 2 to 3 black Crown Vics with blacked out windows nearby as you drive around seeing if you need to GTFO, GTFO.

Don't ever take your wallet in. Only take the money in with you that you agreed on. If she says otherwise GTFO.

If the pics are photoshopped to the point they aren't her, you have to make a decision as to stay or not. Apologize and leave if you need to. GTFO.

Don't ever just walk in and let her close the door. The hallway is your safe zone. If you want to get out once the door is closed, you have to get past her and whoever else is in the bathroom (recent report was boyfriend). You can't GTFO.

If you ever need to GTFO let us know here so we know you had to GTFO.

GTFO is your friend.

[QUOTE=DickSlinger;2371627]The last time I saw chelsea was Friday night before valentine Saturday. And for the first time ever she wasn't driving herself. She wanted to know if her driver had to stay or would I take her home. I said I'll take you. She needed $20 to give the driver (shit gettin' good now, ain't it?) I'm looking for my wallet and say "you ain't got $20?" Chelsea said " not to give him. " So I find my wallet and give her $20 and she takes it out to him and returns and he leaves. Now Chelsea is stranded under the bigtop with Ringmaster Dick. To quote the late great P. T. Barnum; "There's a sucker born every moment. " Thank God I wasn't born that moment. We've all been suckered at one time or another, especially by a hot young babe. Chelsea is Chelsea's biggest victim. She just doesn't know it yet. Anyway that night wasn't the same car as usual. Chelsea wasn't the same either. I have talked to her since I saw her. She isn't well. I will leave it at that. I care about Chelsea. Chelsea hasn't done me wrong but she's too young for me to give much slack in her chain. Dude she got your money. Money ain't nothing to a man. Don't trash talk her or she gets your class too. I told Chelsea once "you CAN'Tcut ME off. YOU can only cut YOU off. From my $. She didn't fuck you, she fucked herself. We all get what we got coming sooner or later anyway. I haven't talked to Chelsea lately and wonder if I ever will.[/QUOTE]He didn't trash her. He told us what happened. The exchange of such information is the purpose of this forum. Information on who to avoid tends to be more useful than who to try since YMMV versus another poster's experience. However, a tendency for heavy drug use, pimps and boyfriends hiding in bathrooms, and rip offs tends to be constant. Its rare to see many posts about getting ripped off since things on here have moved from the street to the internet. Much more frequency of cash and dash when posters were playing with SW. Of course the SW are now in hotel rooms and posting on BP. Still, its harder for one to take the $ and run when the customer is in her hotel room vs. her being in his car.

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[QUOTE=SimsponVillian;2371158]Hello Gents,

Has anyone seen her in the past? Can you provide feedback on her?

She's not posting for month but I know she's still in the business. I actually texted her in several ocassions just that we had a schedule conflict both times.

If she's UTR not posting and still doing business may be a good sign.

You can find her link on TER as Alli / Al / Brittany. I guess she goes by those names.[/QUOTE]Ok so I'll be TOFT, waiting for her at a plaza parking lot. Let's see how this turns out to be.

Will report later.

I just got home from taking Chelsea home. I went and picked her up took her back to my swinging bachelor pad. It was awesome as usual. It's the first time I have gone and picked her up and took her home. Last visit she was dropped off and I took her home. Everytime before that Chelsea drove herself and the outcall=$240. Outcall when I take her home=$20 to driver $200 to Chelsea =$220. I go pick up Chelsea take her to my place and take her home then outcall=$200. I don't put myself in vulnerable positions or put people in positions to test their integrity. I try to use good judgement and good math. I haven't had a woman take my money and run since my ex-wife did it. Chelsea has cost me far less and pleasures me far more and better.

I am sorry for the delay in posting this report. I tried to correct a mistake when I previewed it in the uploading process. Where it went, I have no idea. Also the moderator has to review my post which adds more of a time delay. This was supposed to go up yesterday.

Lov2 play- GPS = Golden Pussy Syndrome. Here is Chelsea displaying a case of GPS. From DickSlingers last post.

She needed $20 to give the driver (shit gettin' good now, ain't it?) I'm looking for my wallet and say "you ain't got $20?" Chelsea said " not to give him. " So I find my wallet and give her $20 and she takes it out to him and returns and he leaves.

Chelsea's fee to scrape your carrot at the notell is $$. She pays $30 for the room out of her pocket. Was DickSlinger informed of the upcharge in advance?

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Chelsea will continue to no-call, no show, upsell and steal from us until we stand up to her. She does not have the only pussy in Greenville. When her phone stops ringing, her GPS behavior will stop.

Lov2 play your post is spot on. It is easy to think this one is different or that we are special.

I'm sorry to say but reality is a * and as long as we play this silly little game we will be nothing more than an envelope. They could care less if its you, me or whoever as long as we're "sweet", clean, nice and have that envelope. Nice guys finish last trust me! Once upon a time a lady told me; "If you want to see how much you mean to her, forget the envelope. ".

[QUOTE=DickSlinger;2373108]I just got home from taking Chelsea home. I went and picked her up took her back to my swinging bachelor pad. It was awesome as usual. It's the first time I have gone and picked her up and took her home. Last visit she was dropped off and I took her home. Everytime before that Chelsea drove herself and the I'm tcall=$240. Outcall when I take her home=$20 to driver $200 to Chelsea =$220. I go pick up Chelsea take her to my place and take her home then outcall=$200. I don't put myself in vulnerable positions or put people in positions to test their integrity. I try to use good judgement and good math. I haven't had a woman take my money and run since my ex-wife did it. Chelsea has cost me far less and pleasures me far more and better.[/QUOTE]200 mg of VIAGRA! Glenn Frey said it best: "Nobody wants to go home now, there's too much going on!" It's all good, boys and girls cause Ringmaster Dick has the keys to the big red truck so everybody gets home safe and sound. After the final curtain falls and Ringmaster Dick sings " Goodnight ladies. I'll see you in my dreams" It's good to be ringmaster.

[QUOTE=DickSlinger;2373108]I just got home from taking Chelsea home. I went and picked her up took her back to my swinging bachelor pad. It was awesome as usual. It's the first time I have gone and picked her up and took her home. Last visit she was dropped off and I took her home. Everytime before that Chelsea drove herself and the outcall=$240. Outcall when I take her home=$20 to driver $200 to Chelsea =$220. I go pick up Chelsea take her to my place and take her home then outcall=$200. I don't put myself in vulnerable positions or put people in positions to test their integrity. I try to use good judgement and good math. I haven't had a woman take my money and run since my ex-wife did it. Chelsea has cost me far less and pleasures me far more and better.[/QUOTE]Did you tell her there is no valuable glass egg on the mantelpiece ? LOL

[QUOTE=Bushpilot69;2373303]I am sorry for the delay in posting this report. I tried to correct a mistake when I previewed it in the uploading process. Where it went, I have no idea. Also the moderator has to review my post which adds more of a time delay. This was supposed to go up yesterday.

Lov2 play- GPS = Golden Pussy Syndrome. Here is Chelsea displaying a case of GPS. From DickSlingers last post.

She needed $20 to give the driver (shit gettin' good now, ain't it?) I'm looking for my wallet and say "you ain't got $20?" Chelsea said " not to give him. " So I find my wallet and give her $20 and she takes it out to him and returns and he leaves.

Chelsea's fee to scrape your carrot at the notell is $$. She pays $30 for the room out of her pocket. Was DickSlinger informed of the upcharge in advance?

Now if our friend Dick was thinking with his big head, he would have said something like. Hit the road baby, plan "be" is 10 minutes away. Chelsea would have gone outside blown driver and Dick would have had a session for $$. Did Dick get $20 to drive her home? No he got dick!

Chelsea will continue to no-call, no show, upsell and steal from us until we stand up to her. She does not have the only pussy in Greenville. When her phone stops ringing, her GPS behavior will stop.

Lov2 play your post is spot on. It is easy to think this one is different or that we are special.

I'm sorry to say but reality is a * and as long as we play this silly little game we will be nothing more than an envelope. They could care less if its you, me or whoever as long as we're "sweet", clean, nice and have that envelope. Nice guys finish last trust me! Once upon a time a lady told me; "If you want to see how much you mean to her, forget the envelope. ".[/QUOTE]Unfortunately, I have to agree with the negative posts about Chelsea although I really wish I didn't have to. I've met with Chelsea 4 times and only actually had a good time with her once. As far as I'm concerned that's three strikes now and Chelsea's out. She seems like a nice girl and does try to make you happy when everything goes well but given the chance, she'll skip out in a second. I don't feel like playing the games anymore and just wanted to give a "heads up / beware" to everyone else out there considering meeting her. Your experiences with her may be great but just know that there are other guys out here fed up. There are plenty of other girls out there who honor their commitments and enjoy what they do.

[QUOTE=TimBow52;2373673]Did you tell her there is no valuable glass egg on the mantelpiece ? LOL[/QUOTE]What mantelpiece? It' a "Hef" 3 ring circus and a tent.

L2 p.

[QUOTE=Bushpilot69;2373303]Lov2 play- GPS = Golden Pussy Syndrome. Here is Chelsea displaying a case of GPS. From DickSlingers last post.

She needed $20 to give the driver (shit gettin' good now, ain't it?) I'm looking for my wallet and say "you ain't got $20?" Chelsea said " not to give him. " So I find my wallet and give her $20 and she takes it out to him and returns and he leaves.

Chelsea's fee to scrape your carrot at the notell is $$. She pays $30 for the room out of her pocket. Was DickSlinger informed of the upcharge in advance?[/QUOTE]In general, GPS is usually used when the amount and escort charges far exceeds the norm for the area. Chelsea's rate is comparable to other ladies in the area and I could make an argument based on my personal experience that she is a bargain for what she provides. As to paying the driver, I fail to see how that is pertinent. DS always had the option of refusing and walk away.

[QUOTE=Bushpilot69;2373303]
I'm sorry to say but reality is a * and as long as we play this silly little game we will be nothing more than an envelope. They could care less if its you, me or whoever as long as we're "sweet", clean, nice and have that envelope. Nice guys finish last trust me! Once upon a time a lady told me; "If you want to see how much you mean to her, forget the envelope. ".[/QUOTE]I disagree with that generalization. I've meet many women who fit your description. I've also met far more ladies who had genuine concern for their craft, reputation, and establishing long term regulars based on client satisfaction. I have many close relationships lasting for a decade or more with ladies of that ilk with no envelope involved.

JMHO.

[QUOTE=Shelby500;2374239]In general, GPS is usually used when the amount and escort charges far exceeds the norm for the area. Chelsea's rate is comparable to other ladies in the area and I could make an argument based on my personal experience that she is a bargain for what she provides. As to paying the driver, I fail to see how that is pertinent. DS always had the option of refusing and walk away.

I disagree with that generalization. I've meet many women who fit your description. I've also met far more ladies who had genuine concern for their craft, reputation, and establishing long term regulars based on client satisfaction. I have many close relationships lasting for a decade or more with ladies of that ilk with no envelope involved.

JMHO.[/QUOTE]Outcalls are always more. The point was that I saved $ by driving and I took control of when the hour was up (lightbulb) All together now: I get it!

[QUOTE=Shelby500;2374239] I've meet many women who fit your description. I've also met far more ladies who had genuine concern for their craft, reputation, and establishing long term regulars based on client satisfaction. I have many close relationships lasting for a decade or more with ladies of that ilk with no envelope involved.

JMHO.[/QUOTE]Over the years, I've encountered a number of providers whom I've had AMAZING relationships with and they would remind me that it was still all about "the envelope".

While there have also been those encounters with a select few ladies where the envelope completely disappeared. These were those rare types of encounters that turned into a few mutually satisfying (and respectful) relationships. Every once in a while I received way more than I could have imagined out of the hobby.

[QUOTE=HandleSC;2373814]Unfortunately, I have to agree with the negative posts about Chelsea although I really wish I didn't have to. I've met with Chelsea 4 times and only actually had a good time with her once. As far as I'm concerned that's three strikes now and Chelsea's out. She seems like a nice girl and does try to make you happy when everything goes well but given the chance, she'll skip out in a second. I don't feel like playing the games anymore and just wanted to give a "heads up / beware" to everyone else out there considering meeting her. Your experiences with her may be great but just know that there are other guys out here fed up. There are plenty of other girls out there who honor their commitments and enjoy what they do.[/QUOTE]What was different on your visits? Chelsea has always been consistent with me.

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