Thinking with wrong head.
I knew it was not going to turn out the way you picture it. Craigslist add for massage that is centered around downtown with the phone number spelled out like " (771) 2 four5- 6XXX". Fast response with a sexy picture. Ok I am in. I show up with a passable face peeking out the door. Then immediately downhill with a barking dog in the bathroom and her tossing treats in a cracked open door to pacify it. Thick Eastern Block accent that was hard to understand. Much heavier and completely out of shape body than the picture. Crazy hair and a nice aroma of body oder. Closed off to much of any intimacy. Then thankfully my time was cut short to 30 minutes and I flipped to get it over with at 20. Blew out of there. Think with your big brain guys. So much for a Tuesday dream turned reality!