Lovely visit! Could you I'd her better
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Visited a provider out in waltham this morning around 9. Had a real sexy voice on the phone and her pictures make her look like fucking beyonce. Quoted $.8 for an hour and so I was on my way. Three call system and I was up at her door. She opened the door and I immediately knew she wasn't the girl in the pictures, but I've never had the dark meat, so I was still reluctant to bail on the whole situation. Although I should've. She looks like a spinner with almost a mulatto face in the pictures, but in person she looks like the girls I always turn down in the bars. She has a lot of fat, although I wouldn't call her obese, and she has tits that hang halfway down her torso. I know some of you like junk in the trunk, but I think you could get something similar on the street for a quarter of the price. Now, it sounds like I'm bragging and you'd ask "why would you see a provider if you can get some at the price of a few beers?" Well, this chick was McDonalds and I thought I was getting a T-bone.
She does the LE check and convinces me to stay. I put the money on the counter and get prepped for the session and she starts with a CBJ. I'm somewhat able to get hard and she gets on top. It feels pretty good and she lies down. I put it in (at this point it's on the limp side) and I can't help but think I'm fucking a pig and I could've gone to One Spa for a Jackson more.
THEN, I catch a whiff of her vag and it's all smelly tuna. Remember, this is 9AM. Just imagine what that'll smell like by 10pm. At that point I'm out for the count and I'm more than a bit disgusted I've stuck it in this chick. The session ends there, I ask for money back, which, understandably, she doesn't give despite false advertising, a stank vag and saying I'll be light on her if she gives me some back. I'm out 9 jacksons, I drove ten miles out of town and back butt ass early in the morning, I can still smell her stank ass on me, and I have incredibly blue balls that need to be serviced. I have yet to have a truly good experience from anyone on backpage. I guess that's why everyone either hits the massage parlours or pays a ben more for an agency.
Do yourself a favor and don't make my mistake. [/QUOTE]Very lovely. If you only had some mayo for the tuna! Anyhow the link has been deleted (as usual) so for our betterment could you find the girl and paste some of the ad incl the phone so we don't make the same mistake. BTW. This is a good idea for all. It is great to have the link but a cut / pasgte of the perteninent info would be a help. Thaks SO