Massage Parlor Reports

First off did you read the fucking forum (rtff)? That's what most members will tell you to do. And it helps if you do RTFF. That way it helps you to gain a bit of knowledge and understanding of how things work and how to conduct yourself in the AMP world. But I will give you some advice on where to go.

Yohimbebrother is in a generous mood and will provide some advice to the young would be monger.

I started out a few years ago not know a damn thing about the AMP world. So like any good student I read and studied up on the subject. Read different reports from different cities and more importantly about the city in which I live and traveled to visit (see my san francisco reports as a point of reference).

After several months of reading, researching and memorizing how I need to conduct myself, Yohimbebrother jumped into the sorted world of the AMP scene. There is an article somewhere here on this forum that a fellow monger posted on the fundamental of visiting an AMP, but I can't find it. Someone help us out here.

As a jumping off point go to GOOD TIME SPA located on 1960. Here is a link to their website.

[url]http://houston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-sincere-jackie-good-time-spa/7382461[/url]

i've gone there many times with most excellent results. the roaster changes frequently, so i don't have any names for you request.

be cool, confident and calm.. make good eye contact, hug and touch the girl as much as possible. make your laugh does'nt hurt at all. be prepared to make a quick decision with either the girl that escorts you in or ask too see another girl (tell her what type of girl you are in search of,,, hispanic, asian older, younger....) Be prepared to pay the door fee of $60 with you girl of choice and then get ready for a table shower. normally at this point i'm half way undressed already while we are talking and so should you.

Personally, I always go to an amp freshly showered and groomed up and sometimes i make sure that the pipes are flushed out. to the observant person, the table shower room is located in the far right hand corner of the hallway you can't miss it.

One should always be warm, playful and flirtatious with the girls. be observant, to a certain extent follow their lead until you build up a rapport with her over time and just have a good time.

total damage at good time spa is $160, be prepared to pay that amount! on return visits i think you will have better experiences.

one can never be too nice and courteous to any of the people that you meet in an amp. i've had many experiences where a momma played with me and i reciprocated with her, even though i didn't want her at all. several mommas were older and fatter but I think they were testing/feeling me out to see how far i was willing to go before they send in a girl. but it demonstrates that you are there to play and have fun. so when that happens i just go with it. hell feeling up and chatting with the momma wins you some mush needed points, HAVE FUN for a neebie. as it turns out yohimbebrother has had the hottest action with the MILF mommasan vs the younger gals at most amps (ymmv).


bottom line is to give it a go to an amp and report back on what happens. you will have good and bad experiences.

other mongers please feel free to chime in.

Yohimbebrother

[QUOTE=Bodoglife09]Hey

So basically I've never been to an AMP and I really want to. I just wanted to know what to expect when I walk into place and what I should say/do. Just dont want to go to a place blind and not know what to expect and end up with a big hole in my wallet.

Any help/tips would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]

I agree with Yohimbebrother 100%!! Have fun and dont be nervous, I remember when I started going, and wasted some good times just cause I was so nervous. Another thing I might mention is the mommasan, in most cases, never changes. If she does she stays at one place for awhile. So if you are nice and flirty with them, believe it or not they start to remember your face. Which inturn gives you brownie points for the girls working there. Being clean and fresh is always a must for me I just feel alot better. Don't be affraid to ask for a line up or to see what other girls are there. Theres been many times a girl walks in and I have asked for a line up and all the other girls were out as hell. Other than that, go have fun! No matter what anybody says on here the best way to learn about it, is to go experience it. You can see some of my reviews in Houston AMPs and Biloxi, Ms. AMPs. Good luck and make sure you post your first visit.

Oh yeah mommasan is a good one to be friendly with. Whenever I encounter the mommasan, I flirt and chat them up a little bit. Even play with their butt or boobs. Once I had a momma to play and even licked my balls and penis for a few minutes.

Yohimbebrother

[QUOTE=Swaddict]I agree with Yohimbebrother 100%! Have fun and don't be nervous, I remember when I started going, and wasted some good times just cause I was so nervous. Another thing I might mention is the mommasan, in most cases, never changes. If she does she stays at one place for awhile. So if you are nice and flirty with them, believe it or not they start to remember your face. Which inturn gives you brownie points for the girls working there. Being clean and fresh is always a must for me I just feel alot better. Don't be affraid to ask for a line up or to see what other girls are there. Theres been many times a girl walks in and I have asked for a line up and all the other girls were out as hell. Other than that, go have fun! No matter what anybody says on here the best way to learn about it, is to go experience it. You can see some of my reviews in Houston AMPs and Biloxi, Ms. AMPs. Good luck and make sure you post your first visit.[/QUOTE]

While living in Las Vegas NV, I enjoyed the Foot joints many times and with one place, just the rub was outstanding enough. The rest was a bonus in that joint.

"Foot Spa" on 1960 a bit west of the Vet had me bringing my road trip weary puppies in for a fix.

Nice hot water and 2 averagely cute Chinese girls and 1 guy were in attendance. While chatting up the one shorter, bustier girl the guy starts rubbing my shoulders. "I was hoping for her", says I. "No problem."

While she was older and chubbyish in the middle. She was a cutey IMHO that seemed flirty & playful. All pushed up and a 3's Company, Suzanne Summers type hair-do did it for me.

The rub left much to be desired (by my old Vegas standards). Vaseline and latex gloves and pretty much just rubbing the feet and ankles. Some moments of brilliance but nothing that lasted for a moment or two.

A little tease up the shorts and then the offer came. Into a room for a fairly decent standard HE. Her first "suggestion was .6 which her a shocked look from me. A quick 2nd of .4 I agreed to. A good amount of play prior by us both and full access for me during.

.25 for the feet - .3 for the "room" - .4 for her and it was probably 90 minutes total.

Of course, at the door while leaving her very broken English in the cutsey Chinese voice turned to the normal, harsh-sounding language of hers and her English suddenly improved! Haha! That also caused me to wait for my .05 change...

I doubt I'll return but she was a bit of fun at the moment. If she ever perfects the foot rub, she could do well.

So I had what was clearly the strangest experience here that I hope NEVER gets repeated. Saw ads for Perfect Health Spa and from the boards, knew that the menu would be limited, but that was exactly what I was in the mood for. A good massage with a HE.

.5 to the house and in walks a petite dream from over seas, didn't get her name, but she definitely a looker (no Mama/Papasan in sight which was strange). Massage was great. She didn't mind roaming hands one bit. Really set me up for the expected release. On the flip, she asked if there was anything else I wanted and we agreed to .4 for the HJ. She oiled the hands up, started to really get to know the little guy and that's when the weirdness started...

This place is located in a small strip mall and looks fairly new inside. Was actually quite impressed with how updated it was in comparison to some of the other AMP I've been. The problem was that next door, they were holding a church service that could CLEARLY be heard thru the wall!!!! I don't know about you guys, but I found it very hard to keep the little guy at attention during the middle of a sermon and a choir singing church music. After about 20 minutes, I told her with a little bit of frustration that it wasn't going to happen, tipped her the .40 (it wasn't her fault) and was about to get dressed. She did offer another table shower which was cool, then helped me back into my clothes afterwards. All in all, it could've been a great experience, just the church service next door freaked me out a little. I'd definitely return if I was assured I'd be sermon free next door though.

I'm glad she was accommodating but that still was the funniest shit I've heard in a long time!

[QUOTE=Bobbyj29]The problem was that next door, they were holding a church service that could CLEARLY be heard thru the wall!!!! I don't know about you guys, but I found it very hard to keep the little guy at attention during the middle of a sermon and a choir singing church music.[/QUOTE]Too funny. That's the same reason to avoid Moon Spa on 1960 on a Sunday. There's a church in the strip center and everyone can see you walking in. On the other hand, it's great any other day because there's a fantastic barbecue place to pick up some ribs to take home. Oh, and Moon Spa isn't bad either.

I tried to get into the VIP Hostess Lounge and it seemed like a pretty good hotspot. Unfortunately, they asked for two references since it was a social club. I have no idea how to join if I can't go there to meet the members there!

Anyone feeling generous? I have Men's Club Dollars that I can throw your way.

[QUOTE=Jayb20]I tried to get into the VIP Hostess Lounge and it seemed like a pretty good hotspot. Unfortunately, they asked for two references since it was a social club. I have no idea how to join if I can't go there to meet the members there!

Anyone feeling generous? I have Men's Club Dollars that I can throw your way.[/QUOTE]This place is geared for asians and run by asians. The only person I've ever known that was a member there was asian american (he said that he would take me there as a guest but never did). The hostess lounge is certainly an asian concept.

Found a hidden Gem, well I have been knowing about her for some time now, but I thought I would share. She just moved to a different spa so I told her I would try and get some folks for her. This is for senior members only, sorry but I dont wanna risk her. A little bit about her:GFE!!! She is very sensual, MM B cups, spinner body type, very tiny. I would say under 100 soaking wet. I dont want to give to much out but if you are a senior member and want to hear more and where she is, PM me. I have stayed in contact with this girl from place to place. She has my number so when she relocates she lets me know.

Has anyone been to the Classic Touch Massage or Thai Massage near Richmond ave? I was curious if they were any good. I'm new in town and kinda looking for a nice place, but not really looking at dropping a lot of money for just a rub and tug.

There seemed like there were several massage places right in the area.

Thanks in advance for any info

I will be in Houston on Sunday for the week and will be staying near airport (Bush). I will have a car, but do not want to travel too far. I am searching for something with TS and extended menu. Appreciate a PM with any info you can provide. Be careful and always be nice to the ladies.

Has anyone been here ?

[url]http://theeroticsection.com/posts/2358/adult:body-rub-massage/city/houston[/url]

[QUOTE=Mphelper909]Has anyone been here ?

[url]http://theeroticsection.com/posts/2358/adult:body-rub-massage/city/houston[/url][/QUOTE]I've seen their ad on BP - maybe I'll TOFTT and check it out.

2211-B RICHMOND AVE .... 281-935-5854

Stopped by there last weekend and had a very good time.

Walked in and was greeted by (Ana?). Late 30's, tight Asian body, nice large B's / Small C's.

Started off joking about the noise from the club next door. Paid the .6 door fee and got undressed while she went to hand it off.

The massage was decent, actually, and she spent enough time to make sure I was relaxed before she lighted her touch and started the teasing. Next was the flip, and she worked my legs and chest, lightly teasing before asking what I wanted. Opted for the BBBJ / CIM for 1.0, and she did a real good job. Kept her hair out of the way for best effect (huge mirror on the wall next to the table) and wasn't shy about the eye contact through the mirror. After 15 min or so I popped, she looked up with a nice glisten on her lips, and moved off to spit. Cleaned me up and then got some hot towels for a nice wipe down.

The only awkward moment was when I pulled up (around 11pm), there were a couple "valet" parkers for the club next door (really a sports bar) - but they just gave the thumbs up when i pointed to the spa.