Massage Parlor Reports

Hi RK,

Nobody's happier than me to be back. Thanks for the kind words!

T Birdy

[QUOTE=T Birdy]Hi all,

Well, I'm at it again, dropped in at my new favorite place in town - and found an old favorite girl. To protect the innocent, PM me for the location and directions.................blah, blah, blah[/QUOTE]

So - I PM this dude because I'm going to be in Indy this past weekend, and he writes something like, "Hey - what more can I say? It's all there....have fun."

Now THAT's what I call completely useless information.

I don't believe a word he says.

ci-traveler

Hi Ci,

Gee, sorry for your public overreaction. To clarify for everyone else here, your PM to me was simply titled, "Blond Encounter". Since my last post was about a blond stripper at Club Cheri, that's what I thought you meant.

That post, if you care to read it, gives all the information you would need to score. That's why I responded that way.

By the way, I don't really care what your opinion of my reports are. I call 'em as I see 'em.

Good luck with your anger issues!

T Birdy

[QUOTE=Ci-Traveler]So -
I don't believe a word he says.

T-BIRD IS FULL OF VALUABLE INFO AND LIKES TO SHARE!

I also receive pm's with comments like " tell me about your report"
Well DAMN IT! I travel every week some place and report when thing are worth reporting, so we gotta know where your questions are aimed at.

TWO NUTTS

perhaps CI is from Chicago and a sore loser?

Man, you are so fucking funny! Sadly, he's from Cincinnati.

Thanks guys!

[QUOTE=indplsgent4fu]perhaps CI is from Chicago and a sore loser?[/QUOTE]

Well - I'm not from Chicago - but I wasn't very happy about the game. No doubt in my mind the Colts blew the Bears away - they played a great game. It was especially impressive because they are the first "dome" team to beat a non-dome team in outside conditions.

T-Birdy, I can concede that I may have overreacted. But you have to admit - you said to PM you for information - and I wrote what you had described without any other information in the PM. I was on a schedule and your reply didn't really say or do anything. That was just plain lame man. Your original post didn't say where your favorite place is. That's all you had to provide me dude.

Sorry to interrupt you all.......no hard feelings I hope.

ci-traveler

OK, thanks man. Done. Now that I know which post you meant, I'll send it over later.

T Birdy

Has anyone visited Nikki and Kelli from this NUVO add? Wanted to check before visiting them.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Indyguy1565]Has anyone visited Nikki and Kelli from this NUVO add? Wanted to check before visiting them.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

I have known many a gent, over the years, that have been burn't by two gals on the north west side that advertise by various names in nuvo. I have personally been burnt so many times by nuvo ads that I would not even give them the time of day. If they were worth the time there would be positive reviews lurking in the archives. Your likely to get a poor massage, maybe topless for way to much of your hard earned cash. Stay away !

[QUOTE=Massageguru]I have known many a gent, over the years, that have been burn't by two gals on the north west side that advertise by various names in nuvo. I have personally been burnt so many times by nuvo ads that I would not even give them the time of day. If they were worth the time there would be positive reviews lurking in the archives. Your likely to get a poor massage, maybe topless for way to much of your hard earned cash. Stay away ![/QUOTE]

That's the reason I love this forum. Thanks, MG, for those words of wisdom.

[QUOTE=Indy Wingman]That's the reason I love this forum. Thanks, MG, for those words of wisdom.[/QUOTE]I second that. These gals are fat slobs and live in a pig pen. One starts the massage while the the other rubs lamely. They wear rubber gloves. One of the chicks has an identical twin (if you can imagine!)and at some point they switch! I guess one like to rub and the other likes to tug. Save your money.

T Birdy

[QUOTE=T Birdy]I second that. These gals are fat slobs and live in a pig pen. One starts the massage while the the other rubs lamely. They wear rubber gloves. One of the chicks has an identical twin (if you can imagine!)and at some point they switch! I guess one like to rub and the other likes to tug. Save your money.

T Birdy[/QUOTE]

I third it. A year or so ago I saw 2 girls on the NW side that fit T Birdy's description. They were both fat slobs. I called Nikki/Kelly out of Nuvo and they sounded the same as the fat slobs I saw a year ago. I decided to go elsewhere.

I am in Indy frequently for business and some times on the week end. Have been to several places on the north and west side but many have closed down recently. During the week I ocassionally visit Chineese Massage west of Keystone on 96th street, but they are not open on the week end. Are there similar services available on the week end at other locations?

I have visited Relaxation a couple of times but I have never been overly impressed with my providers and the service is more costly than at the Chineese place. Maybe I haven't found the right attendant at Relaxation.
Does anyone know anything about Lillys on Allisonville?

Thanks.

BSM

BSM, I've had better luck at Relaxation than many of the others. Too bad AHC is now kaput.

@everyone else. I've had the same experience with the fat slobs as well, best to stay away from most of the NUVO crap.