Massage Parlor Reports

Yes, this is normal. Many of the girls have a home (yes, even a family)from another area of the country. They prefer that their family does not know what they are doing. They are connected with their colleagues, owners, and network and travel like you wouldn't believe. Nothing new there. I have been to many Amps around the country including some of the ones you listed. Too bad you haven't posted your experiences. A background on this board helps with that layer of trust we all talk about. Usually it is a good thing that the AMP owners or workers are familiar with some of your (friends?) providers, they trust you better I am sure. and they will talk about you to their friends. So, beware if you treat any bad! LOL


[QUOTE=PowerAMP]Alright, I'll admit I've been lurking several years here. I am finally breaking down and telling my experiences.

Only because something pretty weird but funny happened due to my experiences, uh I mean my friend's experiences.

My friend has visited amps all over the Eastern and Middle USA.

Here is the list of cities:

Indiana- Anybody remeber Tokyo Spa? 1992 and later
Michigan, Lansing Hawaii health Spa
Michigan, Jackson All 3 along 94 from Detroit to Battle Creek (watch out I caught Ringworm in Oriental)
Connecticut, Norwalk Crystal Spa
Baltimore Area (1992-2006) Jade, Rainbow, Siliver Lining etc.
Illinois, Naperville ACE(?) King 1997 and later Texas, Dallas ( oh I LOVE Dallas) Smile, Emerald, Fancy, Royal, One, 333 bodyworks, Spring etc.

Now (my friend) travel's as a technical engineer ( geeks have $$ and libido's)

The scary thing is, (my friend) ran into a provider at a Korean spa in Dallas who knew a woman I had visited many times in Jessup area, a well know provider in Baltimore area from a few years ago, Kimberly.

I realized how crazy this is when you travel the country and start meeting friends of providers you know from 1000 miles away.. I think it's time to retire. This is just too strange. But what a great trip it's been!

Has anyone else had this experience?

PowerAMP[/QUOTE]

Drummerboy,

I'm a slouch, I know, But hey! I'm out of the closet now. Ready for more Kim Chee.

Man I have to go to Korea. Been to Taiwan, PPines, Japan.. not Korea! And yet I probably know more Korean women. They are sweet many times.

Some are not, some have given me thier real names, numbers, address's trying to get their hooks in me but NOOOOO.

Dallas is particularly fun, but I am basically like most of you guys, think hypocrite politicians and hypocrite cops should get the F* out of our lives, but it looks like they are doing thier best to prove their doing something.

Try to post more,

PowerAMP... 1000Twatts without even trying.... sorry ;)

I recently had a VERY nice session at an old line Howard County AMP (I first went there when Reagan was president). More was on the menu than I am used to finding there, but they are *very* careful, and I doubt the discussion gets very far if you don't bring your own cover.

Sorry to be so vague, but I don't want to ruin a good thing for anyone. I think YMMV is always the rule now at AMPs -- I don't bother going to a spa anymore if I've got to have a sure thing. But when I go without much in the way of expectations I can be pleasantly surprised.

de la M.

I recently saw an ad for Towson Spa. I don't think the place is new, but I don't recall seeing an ad before. Any experiencd with the place?

oh bless the sacred house.
called rose today, told her i was about 45 minutes away. oh long time no see.
hello, meet susan. nice young chinese lady, petite, 26. and well trained in the art of massaggie....

a great exhillerating experience. best massage, full massage menu. and only massage. completely drained. if there was anything left from the past two weeks, susan got it all.

a perfect cap to the 2 weeks of debauchery. maybe wed. i will go visit gabriella, downtown. eros.

cya.
Smiling Fox ;)

Went to the "sacred house", lady said they have moved to the back of Padonia Shopping Center around the corner. Only saw 2 ladies there but both in their early forties, probably fool many guys who think they are in their twenties but I know better. I declined and went away. Looks like the place is in the back of a woman's hair shop, doubt it will last long.

Stopped into JH this afternoon. I've had mixed results at this place, as most would agree. However, today was probably the best experience I've ever had (at JH).

I arrive, knock at the door and it appears to open by itself. As I stepped in, there was a cute little (4'10"/105lb) Asian girl looking at me with bulging eyes. She appeared to be in her early 20's, but we all know how gracefully these Asians age...

Would have given this girl a 10 easily, but then she smiled. Oh dear. They weren't yellow or brown...they were green. She had a terrible case of yuckmouth. What a shame, but I'm still game because her body was to die for.

The usual questions were asked, the usual replies were given and I pay the house fee for an hour. She leads me to the room, and I am saying to myself...Please God let her be the one, Please God let her be the one... I begin to disrobe and she tells me "just a minute", and walks out. The ol' bait and switch, right?

Wrong. I gave a HUGE sigh of relief when she came back, just a minute later. Any of you who've been before know that some of the JH hags can be quite...well...less than desirable. By that I mean, old flabby and downright ugly.

The message commenced, which wasn't bad, and she asked if I wanted a table shower. I declined. Pretty gross down there...stinks of mildew...moldy tiles...no thanks, I'll pass. After about a half hour, it was time for the flip, which I was eagerly anticipating. She asked me if I wanted lotion for the tug, and I'm thinking.."NO...PLEASE...TELL ME THIS CHICK IS OFFEREING MORE THAN A TUG!!??". She was Chinese and my Mandarin is a bit rusty, plus her English wasn't the best, so a few hand motions, etc. and she got the idea...I WANT FS! Price was 1.0, and of course I tried to negotiate, but she won...of course. I wanted her bad, and would have paid double that.

Her body was SO tight. I'm getting a woody now just thinking about it. She was 4'11"/105lbs (if that) and firm. I asked how old, she said 19, and I believe it. She was a bit on the immature side. Her thighs were firm, her belly was like washboard, she had nice little perky tits and a great little ass.

I whipped out the condom, put it on, then she proceeded to give CBJ for a few minutes. Could feel her teeth a little too much for my liking, so I grabbed her and eased it on in. Nice and wet, but not as tight as I had imagined it would be. Didn't take me long, and we were done. Little bit of cuddling after and the usually cleanup process was administered.

As always with JH (and any other AMP for that matter) YMMV. This bird's name was Candy...and I certainly enjoyed my piece!

-Ronaldo7

Thanks Ronaldo for your report. I went to see Candy today and was not disappointed. Although I think even if she had perfect teeth you are being too generous to rate her a 10. I would rate her overall in looks a 7.5 on the Baltimore AMP Scale, and a 6 on the Civilian Scale. But for personality I would give her a 9. Also, her true age is about 30.

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]oh bless the sacred house.
Smiling Fox ;)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ronaldo7]
..Please God let her be the one, Please God let her be the one... I begin to disrobe and she tells me "just a minute", and walks out.
-Ronaldo7[/QUOTE]

What's with all the religion in these posts?

Dear Lord,
Bless our mongering and bless thine hallowed MPs
Let not thy mongers by taken off by demon LE
and let not thy divine AMPs be locked and chained
Let each who enters the gates of ectasy
find themself reaching a little bit of heaven
Amen

[QUOTE=Junky11]What's with all the religion in these posts?

Dear Lord,
Bless our mongering and bless thine hallowed MPs
Let not thy mongers by taken off by demon LE
and let not thy divine AMPs be locked and chained
Let each who enters the gates of ectasy
find themself reaching a little bit of heaven
Amen[/QUOTE]

At least I'm not writing the Monger bible alone. If we keep this up we could end up with a new thread if not a new religion.

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=462798&postcount=1709]Monger's Serenity Prayer[/url]



Rev. Benchseats Rock

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]At least I'm not writing the Monger bible alone. If we keep this up we could end up with a new thread if not a new religion.

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=462798&postcount=1709]Monger's Serenity Prayer[/url]

Rev. Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]You're Awesome!

After a bad troll of B/CB and Pats, after getting off of work, I decided to head home to NE side. Decided to call JH for a session. Was told " we not busy, come right now!". When I got there, I was met by "Emily", and payed up for a half hr. massage.

After being taken to room, I asked for ts, and was totally satisfied by attention given by "Emily" to my cleanliness. After returning to room, I left .9 on the corner stand and proceeded with my massage. After a few minutes I was told to turn over and "Emily" covered the the Jaques. Tonic loved the attention he received, and will go back. Thank God I RTFF'D, saved me Hamiltons.

She is a 8.5 on looks (baby fat), with 5.0 on massage skills, 8.0 on technique. I'll be back.

[QUOTE=MrMeyers]Thanks Ronaldo for your report. I went to see Candy today and was not disappointed. Although I think even if she had perfect teeth you are being too generous to rate her a 10. I would rate her overall in looks a 7.5 on the Baltimore AMP Scale, and a 6 on the Civilian Scale. But for personality I would give her a 9. Also, her true age is about 30.[/QUOTE]I felt compelled to make her an appointment and offer to pay for a visit to a DDS/DMD.

Maybe she was 30, but she certainly had that immature/innocent teen thing down pat!

Man, what a nice body.

Missing the consident results at ML and in the mood, decided to tray one of the HC amp's. The results were as I have experienced in the past. Spotty service and not worth the jack.

Really miss the ML girls. Had Sassa #, but she must have changed #'s.

[QUOTE=Johnny Fever35]Missing the consident results at ML and in the mood, decided to tray one of the HC amp's. The results were as I have experienced in the past. Spotty service and not worth the jack.

Really miss the ML girls. Had Sassa #, but she must have changed #'s.[/QUOTE]


If you only paid a jack then you should consider yourself for even getting spotty service. I mean I'm cheap, but even that is beyond what I would try and get away with.

Nice to see I have a fan.

Lique is back in town so I am off to D.C. for the evening or three - I guess it depends on who's coming with me and if there is going to be a dog cage in the room this time.


Rev. Benchseats Rock