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This is more of a warning to all you cats. Tonight as I was taking my Rottweiler out to Gandy for some water action I decided to take the tour. If you travel over off 37st/52ave N be really careful at the stop sign. The D-boys that work out of the alley in that beat up old trailer that I figured the cops would have nailed them by now-- well they are worse than ever. These schmucks stepped right off the sidewalk in front of my truck and the side of me. Well I was like this is gonna be fun the dog started growling at the dude at my window. I honestly thought they wanted to car jack me. But thankfully my 151lb Rott is a real mean SOB to people he doesnt know.

They moved quick when they found out I had a nice doggy for company. So just be real careful in this area as the punks are going to rob somebody since they are all cracked out anyway. I noticed about 2-3 white guys and like 3 black guys and 2 white chicks. So theres a few of them over in the alley and in front of the house.

Just a heads up and be real careful if you travel this area.

Happy Hunting..

I was in the mood for something different, so I gave this one a shot: [url]http://tampa.backpage.com/NoStringsAttached/hotass_tittyfucking_blowjob_real_woman_with_real_titties_lol_w4m_29/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=985305[/url]

She advertises in the No Strings Attached section of backpage, and I guess I should have known better. The pictures looked good, and shes says all the right things in the ad.

I should have left when I got there and saw that she was clearly not the woman in the ad. She is extremely fat, now I love BBWs more than the average guy, but this woman was very, very fat. Probably pushing 250, and not a day younger than 40. To make it worse she is butt-ugly. She advertises that she looks like Anna Nicole when she definitely does not. Maybe Anna Nicole's grandma.

I took one for the team, and figured that if she even lives up to half the things she claims in the ad this might be OK. Well, it wasn't. I wasted $ on a rushed BJ from a hideously ugly old fat woman, and was promptly shooed out the door. So much for "leaving me stuttering and limp" as she claims.

I posted the pics in case she tries to use them again, they aren't her but might help to identify her ads. Don't be fooled.

Newbie here. Does anyone know anything about Monica Exotica?

I can't seem to find any reviews on this one.

She has incall only at a private estate home in St. Pete someplace.

Thanks. Hollywood

If you mean her, I have never personally had the pleasure. I can say though that she has been using the same photos for at least 10 years.

I called her years ago because I was interested like 8 years ago and she was pretty rude on the phone with me when I asked about her hair color because she was posting pics that showed it more blonde.

So I decided she wasn't worth my time.

There have been plenty of bad postings on different boards about her rude attitude as well as upsell, not looking like her outdated photos. But as I said I am just going on what I have seen on boards over the years. She used to have reviews posted on her on the dog site.

I have a thing though agains't ladies who use old photos because each time I have partaken on one I know uses old ones, boy was I ever dissapointed with the looks when I arrived. Especially the ones who show light blonde photos and end up having brown hair when I meet them. I am actually starting to not be the nice guy that I used to be and tell them, update your photos when you change your hair color and I leave.

BH

[QUOTE=Blondehound]If you mean her, I have never personally had the pleasure. I can say though that she has been using the same photos for at least 10 years.

I called her years ago because I was interested like 8 years ago and she was pretty rude on the phone with me when I asked about her hair color because she was posting pics that showed it more blonde.

So I decided she wasn't worth my time.

There have been plenty of bad postings on different boards about her rude attitude as well as upsell, not looking like her outdated photos. But as I said I am just going on what I have seen on boards over the years. She used to have reviews posted on her on the dog site.

I have a thing though agains't ladies who use old photos because each time I have partaken on one I know uses old ones, boy was I ever dissapointed with the looks when I arrived. Especially the ones who show light blonde photos and end up having brown hair when I meet them. I am actually starting to not be the nice guy that I used to be and tell them, update your photos when you change your hair color and I leave.

BH[/QUOTE]

While never having the experience, either, I do know someone who has--and it was a very expensive, very forgettable experience. BHound is right on the money with this girl. Save your dollars for someone else

[QUOTE=Hollywood69]Newbie here. Does anyone know anything about Monica Exotica?

I can't seem to find any reviews on this one.

She has incall only at a private estate home in St. Pete someplace.

Thanks. Hollywood[/QUOTE]

There is a M. Exotica AND a M. Erotica.

Erotica has a very ugly reputation. I have no experience with Exotica. You may have to take one for the team.

regards

Mal

[QUOTE=Malabar]There is a M. Exotica AND a M. Erotica.

Erotica has a very ugly reputation. I have no experience with Exotica. You may have to take one for the team.

Regards

Mal[/QUOTE]Thanks for the help everyone.

I will search elsewhere. Just a newbie down here don't know any good providers that are worth it I will just search reviews I guess and hope for the best. Thanks again everyone. Hollywood

[QUOTE=Hollywood69]...I will search elsewhere. Just a newbie down here don't know any good providers that are worth it I will just search reviews I guess and hope for the best. Thanks again everyone. Hollywood[/QUOTE]I'm fairly new at this as well. I'm not sure what you are into but I can tell you that I had a good experience with a lady out of Brandon (search "Erica Brandon" on CL. She doesn't post as often as many but she does provide full GFE without any hassles, etc.) I tried to hook up with her a second time last week but she was taking her dog to the vet when I called and wasn't available that afternoon. She is mid 30's, long dirty blonde hair, a couple of tats on her back, cute (but more average girl next door face that "knockout"). But she delivers as promised and actually was cool to talk with afterwards for a while. No clock watcher and no rush.

I've talked to a couple of other ladies that seem to be on the level. I usually try to check them out her or Tampa Verified, or Escort Review page or someplace. I've crossed a few off my list as not worth the gamble. But there are a couple that are on my list to give a try. I'm in Pinellas so going to Brandon was a drive, but I'm sometimes over there for work (and being across town minimizes the risk of running into anybody I know).

Well, from one newby to another, good luck and let us know about your success (and failures) so we can all learn from each other.

[QUOTE=R Consultant] These schmucks stepped right off the sidewalk in front of my truck and the side of me. .[/QUOTE]Thanks for the warning, R C.

The D-Boys are one of the biggest downers in this hobby. They are always whistling and shouting at me. I hate it when they come up to the car at the stop sign. When this happens, believe me, I dont stay stopped for long.

A few years ago, the D-Boys would come up to my car. They aren't doing that much anymore. Just the shouting and whistling.

I am always curious how people manage to get pulled out of cars by unarmed thugs on foot. (Remember the LA riots?) A car is your best self-defense weapon.

It's funny that one of the men that rushed your car stood IN FRONT of your truck in order to stop it. If things got nasty - your exit route is straight ahead.

[QUOTE=Cenflamonger]Thanks for the warning, R C.

The D-Boys are one of the biggest downers in this hobby. They are always whistling and shouting at me. I hate it when they come up to the car at the stop sign. When this happens, believe me, I dont stay stopped for long.

A few years ago, the D-Boys would come up to my car. They aren't doing that much anymore. Just the shouting and whistling.

I am always curious how people manage to get pulled out of cars by unarmed thugs on foot. (Remember the LA riots?) A car is your best self-defense weapon.

It's funny that one of the men that rushed your car stood IN FRONT of your truck in order to stop it. If things got nasty - your exit route is straight ahead.[/QUOTE]Yeah, but it's not just db's who might wanna 'jack' you! I've had assholes try to 'jack' me 3 different times. Once in Florida and twice in Bronx, NY. I think they were all just assholes, but not db's.

You're right about your vehicle being an excellent defense/weapon. Even when I park with a chick, my van is still running just in case? I wouldn't think twice about plowing someone who sneaks up on me. Except Leo! Of course, you've have to have your doors locked and a back up plan as well. You NEVER wanna lose control of the situation.

Stay safe!

[QUOTE=Sexy Bbw]I was wondering the thoughts of the guys. Sound fun to try, or No way? I have experience in those and wondered how many guys have tried that or would be willing to. It is a higher sensual/orgasmic experience!

MUAH,

Sexy BBW[/QUOTE]


I'l bet your better at it than my doctor, do you take health insurance cards?

The last time my doctor violated me -- he told me I was a trooper...LOL!!

I think you have to have some skill to do that right, as for me I have never found a chick who got me anywhere close to happy with this procedure. My Dr isn't much fun-- I bet asking his hot azz nurse would help a little.

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=Sexy Bbw]I was wondering the thoughts of the guys. Sound fun to try, or No way? I have experience in those and wondered how many guys have tried that or would be willing to. It is a higher sensual/orgasmic experience!

MUAH,

Sexy BBW[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=R Consultant]The last time my doctor violated me -- he told me I was a trooper...LOL!!

I think you have to have some skill to do that right, as for me I have never found a chick who got me anywhere close to happy with this procedure. My Dr isn't much fun-- I bet asking his hot azz nurse would help a little.

Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]I think the key is in the providers flexibility. If she can do the tactile backend stimulation simultaneously with some frontend oral massaging? HMMM!

We may have to do a little researce here?

[QUOTE=Peter Rammer]Yeah, but it's not just db's who might wanna 'jack' you! I've had assholes try to 'jack' me 3 different times. Once in Florida and twice in Bronx, NY. I think they were all just assholes, but not db's.

You're right about your vehicle being an excellent defense/weapon. Even when I park with a chick, my van is still running just in case? I wouldn't think twice about plowing someone who sneaks up on me. Except Leo! Of course, you've have to have your doors locked and a back up plan as well. You NEVER wanna lose control of the situation.

Stay safe![/QUOTE]

I had a couple of ghetto gansters come up to my truck once when I was at a stop sign. I reached between my legs to grab my glock and showed it to them. All hard, uncovered and ready for action! They beat a hasty retreat.

[QUOTE=Originalwook]I had a couple come up to my truck once when I was at a stop sign. I reached between my legs to grab my glock and showed it to them. All hard, uncovered and ready for action! They beat a hasty retreat.[/QUOTE]Like that ALWAYS levels the playing field! They're real bold 'til you show 'them something like that. Nothing like a little db road pizza to make your day! I probably shouldn't say this, but it's times like that to make you wanna be 'Dirty Harry". He knew exactly how to handla 'them!