New meaning to the expression Bang for the Buck
[QUOTE=Oager]Ok first off le was everywhere I got my balls busted again at the dunkin donuts on manton. I'm out side my truck when mr. Le pulls in he looks at me and says whats a man like you doing here I said just having an ice coffee. He than says what no donut shops anywhere else in the state. This pisses me off I can go where ever I want to get my ice coffee. These providence cops should try solving real crime and stop busting balls.
Off to the west end I go I never make it on my way there I spot one on messer street. I turn up a side street she is walking my way. We exchange the usuall pleasntries are you a cop and I a cop. Blah blah blah. Finally she gets in. Says her name is luz or lozz or something like that. Small hispanic womam about 5 ft 2 at best. Long black hair about 100 lbs. I tell her I gotta get out of prov. She is ok with this. We go south when get this she says can we go to the water. I say ok we end up at cominicut point. Lots of peple fishing there we go to a secluded spot in the lot. Where she starts sucking me like a pro. This goes on for 5 minutes when she says I really need to get fucked. She climbs on me and rides me for like 20 minutes this girl was into iti blow my load and she still wants to go I tell her give me a few. She says ok as I'm resting she is fingering herself and licking her fingers. Damn this girl is hot. She than starts to jack me off when I'm hard she gets on again where we go at it for like half hour. When we are done she wants to walk the beach ok we do this when she stops and wants to suck me off. I'm like girl you sure like sex she says she is a nympho. And thats all she thinks of. I tell her I'm not superman thou. She says ok we rest. Back to the truck time to bring her back. I drop her infront of the green bar. She gets out says thank you I say I hope to see you again. She says she always in that area. All this for 30 dollars. I will repeat on my way home ri staties give me a ticket for speeding. And 95 north LOL what a way to sel the night LOL. Also guys be careful when checking my car in the garage I found a lipstick and some kleenex. Thats why I always check the truck after I'm done thats it peace all I'm out.[/QUOTE]Damn, aside from the ball busting (which I have also experienced, including following me on 95 to the city line waiting for me to go one mph over the limit) and the speeding ticket...that was THE hottest story I have heard in 10 years. I know someone who went to sleep with a shit eatin grin.
Did any one see this about Elizabeth?
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EX-CONVICT AUNT: I CAN TEACH PARIS HARD TIME'S HARD LESSON
By LORENA MONGELLI and LUKAS I. ALPERT
'IN THE BLOOD': Elizabeth Avanzino, half-sister to Paris Hilton's mom, lounges in a seedy section of Providence, R.I., shortly after her release from prison. Avanzino wrote to The Post, asking to be put in contact with Paris to "lend a supportive role."
May 29, 2007 -- If Paris Hilton is looking for some advice on what to expect in prison, she doesn't have to look too far from home.
She can reach out to her aunt - her mom's 35-year-old half-sister, Elizabeth Avanzino - who recently finished her fifth stint in a Rhode Island prison.
Avanzino says she's willing to tell the heirhead everything there is to know about life in the big house before Hilton heads there next week after a drunken-driving bust.
"I'm not trying to judge anyone. I just don't know how people with that type of fame are not held accountable," Avanzino told The Post from Providence.
"For Paris, money, fame and fortune can hide addiction. [But] addiction is addiction, whether it's alcohol or speeding. It runs in the blood, it really does."
In a heartfelt letter Avanzino had sent The Post while doing time in the Dorothea Dix Women's Prison in Cranston, she said she wants to "lend a supportive role to Paris and let her realize everyone is capable of making mistakes."
"I used to own an art gallery. Then I relapsed on alcohol, and I started to do other things" like drugs and prostitution, Avanzino said after getting out of the slammer.
"I don't want anything from [the Hiltons]. Paris does have a lot of issues, and I just want them to come up just to talk.
"She's a person, she makes mistakes, but I think this goes deeper. People need to know their roots."
Avanzino said she has never had any contact with Paris but thought that now that the famous-for-no-apparent-reason celebutard is set to go to jail for violating probation after a drunken-driving bust, it was time to reach out.